April is hotter.
 

Okay, fine. But you just know she has a permanent scar on her chin from that toxic tongue.

Try not to stare at it.
 

Congrats Quartasian Mia Sara Hott.

Fuck You Deathtongue.
 

Who came in second?
 

She's Hott no question and she's got that "Girl next door/innocent flower" look going on, but compared to the Hotts I've seen on this site this year, I wouldn't put her in the top ten, let alone Hott of the year.
 

Hourglass FTW!
 

She is hott, but not the hottest I've seen this year. Oh well, I salute all you hotties
 

I nearly lost my sight squinting at those few pixels of side-butt. And I agree with many others that there were way hotter chicks throughout the year. But at least she's a brunette. And does look kinda hot in this vamped-up pic.

Also, Deathtongue's T seems to read "Chernobyl Death". Here's hoping he meets it.

Cheers.
 

A little something for everyone huh?
 

while on thirs glance April is hott, the fact that I couldnt even concentrate on her because of mia Sara says enough.

barring a few Oscars wins, never a more appropriate victory has been won.
 

while on thirs glance April is hott, the fact that I couldnt even concentrate on her because of mia Sara says enough.

barring a few Oscars wins, never a more appropriate victory has been won.
 

If she didn't have a spiky douchebag conjoined twin connected to the side of her face she'd be a whole lot cuter.
 

April was robbed!!!!

Maybe it was the TARMAL infection?
 

I still can't find this "Deathtongue" guy, I'm looking at beauty on par with the sun.
 

i voted for mia sara for hottest hott, but where were hourglass? surfer kelly? that hott from the halloween contest (the for real hott)?...so many great hotts ignored
 

What will QMSH almost be wearing to the Douchy Award ceremonies? is all I want to know.
 

Ummmm, yeah. DB1 did you literally drink yourself blind?

This chick's as hot as a pizza stone which has been used to cook dead babies and hasn't been cleaned in 5 years.


I mean she's not ugly but she ain't no hot either.
 

I gotta say, mia sara is bangin. especially in the other picture where she is lifting her skirt like a naughty school girl. I voted for April, but I can support this one.
 

Shouldn't that be DEATHTÖUNGE?
 

Oh yeah, she is saaa-weeeeet!
 

Beauty is in the eye of the 'bag, but Plinky, you need to see an eye doctor.
 

Ze hottest.
 

Now, now, she is a tasty cookie indeed. and as DB1 makes the calls, question not his choices.

The more I look at this picture, the more I want to hit him in the face with a hot iron. Presumably after he is a safe distance from Mia Sara.
 

@ all

She's not ugly, but relative to some of the hots I've seen here ...

she's like an omelet from the Waffle House at 3 in the morning cooked by chefs who don't give a shit about life and served by a single mother of 3 who couldn't care less about your needs.

Ya dig?
 

I will say it again, bathe her, shave her, and bring her to me.
 

I would bask in the steam of her poo!
 

Sorry. She isn't even in the same area code as Hourglass.
 

anon 1:18

would that be carcinoma, mealanoma ward?
 

Creature, what are you, a dermatologist? Hourglass is TAN! Look at the curves. No, I'll wait... take a look at those proportions.
 

She's just lovely. I'd compose sonnets for her, I'd fast for a month, I'd even drive the speed limit for her. And try to put my hand on her knee while I did.
 

what the fuck is wrong with girls?
 

glad DT's hott won, but definitley would agree that kelly was unfairly overlooked.

maybe next year a bracket for the hott's as well?
 

April almost pulled it through? i'm happy enough.

for a moment there i was almost gonna say "my April." but i know better.

just like how i was almost gonna photoshop the Deathtongue pic and then lick my monitor unceremoniously. but i know better. ever so slightly.
 

Hrmph.

She is only a part of this picture.

Incredibly hot, without a doubt.

But next to hourglass, she is no more than an exhibit.
 

I would eat Cheezy Poofs from her vijayjay.
 

What Shakespeare would have said had he known QMSH.

Mia Sara! What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet or emanate shivers of delight with but a brush of petal. A hint of cheek, or a smile of cherubic delight, which better? Better to dash me against rocks or deliver me into the House of Capulet. Fucketh yourself apothecary, I dare not risk an eternity without QMSH.
 

cool shirt a-hole
i bet your tongue tastes like cheese doodles and semen
 

APRIL is hotter
 

i swear on all things I know him. if it is him, that's Scott, and, yea he is a douche.
 

She is hott. He is poo.
 

She's like a lifeboat of calm loveliness on a turbid foaming sea of vile stormy scrotishness