Can you find the "Tatoo of Liberty?"
douches....
 

Street Survivors vs. 'sheet' survivors.



And this douche you cannot cha-a-a-a-angeeeee.....
 

Prononuced "Doosh-bags"
 

Hand signal aside, the naughty denim-skirted librarian in front is making me want to free my bird underneath my desk.
 

The janitor is definitely going to smell that smell once I'm done in here today.
 

Today, I'm going to be a simple kind of man. A masturbating one.
 

Play me a song, Curtis Choad, hey, Curtis Choad,

I wish that you was here so ev'ryone would know

People said he was useless, them people all were fools,

'Cause, Curtis, you're the biggest douchebag to ever play the blues.
 

Hey little girl, what's your name?

Eh, I don't really care, actually.
 

I hope they all die in a plane crash.

That is all.
 

that meth lab has a really nice kitchen.
 

I'd like to tie her to my whipping post.

Oh, wait, wrong band.
 

mr. white is in love.
 

Naughty librarian wants to give me three slurps, give me three slurps, baby.
 

You're right, pfah. It's true, something about her says that she'd have a hint of b.o. about her, doused in cheap perfume, but I'm O.K. with that.
 

I don't have much to say, that guy on the right is fucking hilarious.
 

You can actually SEE the mid-life crisis as it unfolded over that weekend for the guy on the right.

Wednesday he was sitting in his Miata, blue, dusted ever so slightly by the LA smog, tears just streaming down his cheeks as he looked at a highschool yearbook.

By Saturday night he had deleted all his excel spreadsheets at work. Said fuck the Peterson account, threw the hair club for men shampoo in the trash, got some ridiculous ink, had the pooka shell necklace from his Halloween Beachbum outfit, got some gloves because his circulation is starting to slow, crashed an OC party, grabbed a brewski and said

"I'm going to PART-TEE HART-TEE"

and maybe eat the flesh of that brunette succubus after storing her in a footlocker under my bed for a few months.
 

OK and those kidz deserve to get busted if they can't spot the narc.
 

$100 this picture was taken in South Carolina.
 

"Cain't cha smell that smellllll"
 

Four words:

Gimme' Back My Bullets
 

I hope Neal Young will remember -- southern man don't need no JOB anyhow
 

I can picture it: I walk into a small town library in South Carolina. The brunette is there, behind the circulation desk, popping her gum and listlessly flipping through the most recent issue of Entertainment Weekly. I saunter over in the best imitation of southern swagger than this East Coaster can muster.

I go the safe route, pretending to look at the new releases while commenting on the heat outside. She says, "Yeah." I try to make a subtle double entendre about the Dewey Decimal system. She stares at me blankly, her face unwrinkled as she doesn't even try to understand what I'm saying.

"So what are you looking for?" she asks in a drawl, seasoned by the country and her vocational school background. "We gots both kinds of books--the ones on tape and the ones what were made into a movie on the DVDs."

I hem and haw, making a reference to Hank Williams--the third, just so she thinks I'm edgy. She's intrigued, or at least as close to "intrigued" as her limited faculties allow.

After several minutes of awkward small talk, she sighs, takes her gum out and sticks it to the desk. "So I get a 5-minute break every hour, and I got a key to the employee bathroom. Wanna screw?"

Bliss is achieved.
 

I find myself wishing that denim skirt could find the courage to grab the knife on the counter and free her friend from the grasp of full-sleeve tat boy.
 

"seems so out of context, in this gaudy apartment complex."
 

Guy on right:

Give him liberty AND give him death!
 

The only thing strong enough to clean this toxic kitchen is napalm...

...a lot of napalm.
 

These clowns are an insult to the band...

Down South Douchin..
Working for DCA (Douche capital of America)
Sweet Scrote Alabama
I know a little..about Douchebags
 

@ boatbutter

. . . the smell of Douche surrounds you!

I think the only thing that would get this kitchen clean is napalm. Fiery, fiery napalm.
 

Well, after reading Mr. White's submittal to the Western Canon of Literature, I am fully aroused.

Thank you for that sir.
 

And the triplets of scrote on the right are making my eyes bleed.
 

Ok, they are on the left...

...damn Friday hangovers

...damn douches
 

This is what the new US Presidential Cabinet would look like if Pickett's Charge at Gettysburg would have worked.
 

@mr. white...you put quite a bit of thought into that one buddy.

hypersexualgirl is gonna be a little jealous.
 

Why do all of these guys look so...DIRTY?? And why do the douchebags always put their arms around the girls' necks like they choking them?
 

@Zen Wizard...a chunk of a Wendy's Spicy Chicken Sandwich now lives on my monitor thanks to your comment.

well done.
 

well Madeline123, to put it bluntly...

because later that night, both of these girls were wrong-holed by all of the men in this photograph.
 

Is third bag from the left guzzling a mojito?
 

I just read the 8:45 anon post.

Hilarious
 

future Imperial Dragon correspondence course meeting.... So. Tenn. Klan chapter
 

@Pfah

Sorry buddy but I am going to have to disagree.

They are probably from East County (Santee or Lakeside, CA), not North Carolina.

We call 'em "Moto-dudes" because of their really cool. LIFESTYLE

Actually, I am just gonna call ‘em MOTO-DOUCHES but stand by my belief that they are from Santee or Lakeside, CA

I see white trash like this all over the county on a regular basis.
 

er, uh, not SOUTH CAROLINA

sorry to misconstrue your words, Pfah
 

@scumbag619...well you make a solid point there my friend. i ws out in Cali last year and did see quite a few of these Moto-Douches. i was thinking South Carolina only because these guys look inbred.
 

Moto-Douches are XTREME and obviously do the Dew.
 

@Scrotal Recall

I am wondering the same thing.... I'm trying to enhance it with no luck. Either way, the wine glass sippy sippy during the photo adds to the douchism of the photo
 

@PFAH
They ARE inbreeds in East County. It's very similar to other areas of our nation like Appalachia. Except these kids aren't poor, they are just inbred.
 

The BYOB and BYOM(eth) reunion of the Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel family. Where the girls look like whores ("Daddy says we're the best!") & the boys don't wear shirts to show off their stupid tatts! Yee-haw!

Also, the dumb-ass Liberty guy on the right looks like he's about to fall over and/or pass out.

I can only imagine that this kitchen smells like a mixture of sweat, Jack Daniels, vomit, cooch & Axe. Yum.
 

Holy crap, scumbag619, I just realized my avatar isn't posting, hmmm...I'll have to check that. :)
 

I think this might work...
 

Full - Blown - AIDS
 

Is there a Douchie award for "The Bleeths Least Likely To Get Any Action In A Kitchen Full Of Homo-scrotes"?

Cause if there is, you can close the category now....
 

The Famous stars and straps clothing is the dead give away for pamona, lakeside, alpine, ramona, glamous trash (all those spots are east San Diego).
That being said I love me some librarian hott. Even though just thinking about this girls would land you in jail.
 

Turn it up!
 

"Bra!! Check out my star gloves!"

"Dude, you're 33. But thanks for the booze."
 

@ Scumbag 619

East County SD still works with Klan ref... David Duke diciples

librarian hott has a home for my clan of bear skin flesh piston
 

@Suzy

Nice avatar. Did you happen to catch that beatdown we put on those raider-bags last night?

@Big Deal

It's all good in the hood buddy. She's 18, but not a day over.

They have a really crappy bar in Ramona called "Molly's" that I have ventured into once or twice and that's about all that town has to offer.

They even made up their own drink called a "VIVA ROMONA" - don't ever drink that shot (personal experience).
 

Is this Daryl and Daryl and Douchebags?
 

It's probably also a forgone conclusion that these pustules try to replicate the stunts from Jackass.

Hopefully massive head trauma awaits them under the Christmas tree.
 

what a goddamn MESS
 

Lysol and bleach will no longer clean this place. It needs to be cleansed with FIRE. And I'm betting on Tennessee by Billy-Bob, and Jim-Bo on the left hand side. There's a guy that works with my boyfriend that is the spitting image of these guys minus the chin growth. Same brand of liquor AND ALL. Ugh, dirty, need a shower. I'd tell the girls to run for their lives but we don't need them becoming carriers and spreading that shit that's contained in that house around.
 

Nah, these boys ain't from 'round cheer.

Hell, what's that guy's tattoo of? A chick holding her lighter up at a Marshall Tucker Band concert?
 

oh my good christ....this is so gross...The dudes are the ones that go out to shitty bars all the time and in the event they go to a somewhat decent place, if allowed to enter, start a fight with someone there for no reason. The girls are not hot and any bit of hottness is ripped away by the fact that they most likely have a growth near their pelvic region.
 

Just further proof of how deeply our culture has decayed, that entire groups of people feel perfectly natural and proud of such douchy getups.
 

Can you smell that smell? The smell of Douche is a brown poooo...
 

Hey now, I don't want to hear any more nasty comments about Sarah Ann Jane, my naughty librarian. Sure, she made some bad choices with the company here, but we all make mistakes.

Sarah Ann Jane and I are in love, assholes.
 

does liberty douche really have a puhka shell necklace on?
 

... and then Xenu made a gigantic poop. He looked down upon it, & called it good!

bk. of Genital Warts 2:13
 

scumbag619, no I missed the game, but congrats on the win, even though it was to the Raiders :) Steelers v. Cowboys on Sunday, which is a HUGE game for us

Oh and Mr. White, Sarah Ann Jane is lovely, if a bit slutty, but I'm sure that's what you love best about her.

The guys, though, have no redeeming qualities.
 

whre do all the high sshool chicks hang
 

Hey boy, you sure got a purdy mouth
 

When five guys with bourbon bottles are sluttier-looking than the two gals I(here, referring to the gals in MORE clothes than said guys), we have a serious problem.

And by serious problem, I mean gang rape in the space of a few more hours, wherein it is purse sport to rip the clothes off the hotts to get their thrills.

And what is that Amish-dude-beard doing in this picture?
 

We're the Amish. We're here to help...
 

Picture caption:

O'Grady Trucking School (Summer's Eve, Alabama) Class of 2008 Graduation Party
 

If the one in the middle sucks in his gut anymore he's going to squeeze his colon into his diaphragm.

-Ponderonymous
 

Just another typical southern family reunion picture. Pa/Granda/uncle on the right is there to make sure his sons/nephews/brothers/uncles have enough Jack Daniels for their sisters/grandmas/nieces so that when they all git to a'blenden that DNA stuff more fucktards are produced to further blunt the end of the "family tree".

Dr. Douche
 

Does Lynyrd Dyshrd go to family reunions to get dates? Here's a family tree that cannot channnnnnnge (or fork).
 

This kind of rampant stupidity/douchebaggery looks like the brand endemic to Southern California.

Not to shit all over everyone's hysterical albeit sterotypically misguided assaults on the South, but I've lived all over this great nation and I would pin this on SoCal if I had to choose.

I'm not saying it's not possible they are from Fuckwank, (Insert state abbreviation with bottom 10 education rates here), I'm just saying it's more likely to be the progeny of the thoroughly disgusting SoCal culture.
 

yeah, i agree. that's Orange County's next Blink 182...now hardcore and dirty. They turned up the douche to 11.

...or maybe Bakersfield. They kinda look a touch of radioactive.
 

i couldn't come up with a gang rape scene this brutal even if i tried.

and i usually have a pretty dark mind. just sayin'.
 

I'd love to remove the sluts abd toss a flashbang into that kitchen.
 

Who brought "Ugly Betty" to the party? DB's - get it straight - hats go forward or straight back. No middle ground here. Anything else is just a DB neon sign.
 

The 2 guys on the left look like there about to prison rape the fag drinking out wine glass. And dude your a guy, you Should be drinking beer or something that taste like gasoline.
 

The three on the left; Larry, his brother Darryl, and his other brother Darryl...need to pull their pants up.
In addition, the laws which prohibit cousins from marrying should be more strictly enforced.
 

This picture brings immediately brought back memories of "House of 1000 Corpses" - the movies with the hott surrounded by a bunch of freaks.
 

Oh state of florida - why were you created.
 

fresh off their shift from wendy's...
 

Ain't good for nothin'. I wanna put 'em six feet in a hooooooo-ole!!!
 

When you're actually a modern day Vanilla Ice wannabe, you have no other choice in life but to be a douche.

There's something freakish about that blonde chicks legs.
 

At the first annual "No Shirt, No Shoes..." conference in Peoria, Rick..A.K.A: Lil' Obama (far left), lamented; knowing that if 'Old No. 7' were to ever see this picture, they would indeed have to "throw down".
 

BangBus does Douchery
 

Absolutely East County trash (Santee, Lakeside, El Cajon, Ramona). Perfectly 45 degree tilt on the hats, Xtreme MotoXXX ratpack goatees, and most likely 15-17yr old hotts.