Well, thanks blogger for eating my last post.

I fucking hate this picture. These two need to be backhanded with a spiked gauntlet. Their little dorky boy brains cannot handle that much blood flow being diverted away from the head attached to their necks. Don't get me wrong, I loves me some dorks. But these two are just acting like choads and it enrages me. You should be mackin it with the hottie not going "OMG LULZ WE TOOK A PICTURE WITH HER BUTT!"
 

WTF DB1... how was this amazing ass pear not in the ass pear of the year voting? I mean, she wouldn't have won, but it is still worthy of a nomination indeed!
 

Move your hand you stupid baglings, yer blocking her ass from my eyes!
 

Gollum snuck off the set of Lord of the Rings and found his way to the county pool where he took in the sites and enjoyed his first taste of a real female's ass. He says:
My preshiz. Master must not get me preshiz. It smellsiz like freshiz fishez.
 

I'm with JirafaDouche... while digging thru the archives, looking for OldBag, I came across the scrupmtious Mo' Cheeks & instantly thought asspear!
 

The medical bracelets make me think the retarded baggling on the left probably escaped from a mental institution. He and his accomplice know attempt to fondle young bleeths at community pools.

The poor children nearby must witness this atrocity. Will the young boys admire their tongue waggling and drop their squirt guns in order to adopt the aggressive behavior of these bagglings? Will the young girls believe that Bambi here is what a real woman should be? The day is bright, but the future is surely dim.
 

what a pair of retards! all douched/gangstered up at the local swim/tennis club! i mean there's a bunch of elementary school brats with squirt guns in the picture for crying out loud!
 

Grand homage to the UBC! I will be out of my office for the next few hours contemplating the gluteal mass I have just seen...
 

The grinning chimpanzee on the left looks like Corky after a six month meth bender rendered him 85 pounds and strabismic
 

This chick shoulda been in the ass pear finals.
 

From " 'Bag Hunting for Dummies", page 37, paragraph 4, subsection F:

Any caucasian male sporting white mandana, regardless of circumstance or season shall be granted automatic douche status.
 

The Guidics aren't annoying, but they are the best 'baglings of the year.
 

Throw these two back; they're not regulation.
 

not enough meat on dem bones! girl needs to eat a sammich! when i'm doin a girl from behind and look down her back, i don't wanna feel like i'm fuckin a stegosaurus. and the butt needs more butt.

these kids aren't that douchey. there is still hope for them.
 

Bagling Stew

1 part scrumptious pear-shaped booty
1 part hotel pool
2 parts douchebag wannabe (dork glasses optional)
1 shot blue-cup mixed drink
1 part unidentifiable armband tatt'
1 part sweat soaked, white 'dana

Mix vigorously until it reaches a choad-like consistency.

Bake in sun all day.

Good Lord I hate these two. LOVE her, but hate them.

CBD
 

@douchetoevsky i was just cleaning my house the other day wearing a white bandanna. i sweat like a bastard, especially when i'm drunk-cleaning (an activity i frequently engage in) and often tie the first thing i encounter around my head to keep the sweat out of my eyes. mandannas are a rare douche trait that is not absolut like a popped collar or big jesus bling. they serve a practical purpose. unless they are pink, in which case, ok.
 

I am going to bet that the dude on the left is from Roanoke, VA and the dude on the right is from San Dimas, CA.

Basically these two douches are the bi-coastal clashing of epic proportions.

And by proportions I mean nuclear holocaust and these two are the cockroaches that survived.

Her ass dimples, however, scream to be turned into "thumb grips" while she is ridden hard and put away wet, disheveled, and ashamed.
 

@bcs

I think it then reverts back from a mandanna to a bandanna. You're using it for its intended purpose, not as a fashion statement. Or to hold back the grease from you eyes from applying WAY too much LA Looks to your hair. However pink bandannas are never acceptable, I don't even care if it got in the wash with the red stuff. Give it to your girlfriend and go buy another 5 pack from walmart.
 

well, bcs, I think it is important to note that if the bandana is in Laverne and Shirley shape, ie a flap covering the top of your dome, then that is just a bandana on your head and not a Mandana.

And, if you wear it like Tupac you get double douche points, unless of course you are Tupac.

The only out for a Wristdana, however, is if it is a tourniquet, and we can all agree that I wish more douches had those.
 

i have a camo bandanna...that definitely borders on douche. thats the farthest i go. and i only have that one cuz i got it from my marine friend who got killed in iraq.

i also wear a variety of winter hats and fedora type hats that many hunters here would consider douchey. sorry guys, i just love me some hatz.

but not as much as darksock likes dark socks
 

I'm sorry, unless you're sporting douche attitude too, fedoras are just fucking sexy.
 

I wear bandanas made of unicorn horns and orange juice.
 

Leave the fedoras to Harrison Ford and grandpas. Everyone else just looks like they're trying too hard.



CBD
 

I wear bandanas made of bronchial phlegm and panther teats.
 

I haaad to click on that link...

Yeah, she would have shaken up the ass pear competition; perhaps in lieu of Whiteshorts McBigButt.

I'm just happy to see her again; no complaints here. Hell, it's better this way.

"X" marks the spot(s).
 

@ bcs

LOL stegasaurus...yeh, look at the shit jutting out of her back, yecch. She's tattooed, and on closer inspection, she is clearly older than the baglings. As if they would even know what to do with her. It would be like Beavis and Butthead, fighting over the proper way to put on a condom while the lays on the bed and sighs, wondering why she didn't pick the dude with the receeding hairline and flabby gut.
 

@bcs-

sorry, i'm just reporting the facts as i read them, nothing personal.



as i type, i myself am sporting a hat made of 100% guatemalan alpaca.

not the wool, i have the entire sheep on my head.
his ass alone covers my ears.
 

I wear an Indian headress made of bald eagle feathers and Haitian orphan toes when I go to bead...

...this Indian likes to beat his drum.
 

I wear fedoras made of ostrich gizzards and yak bile.
 

I wear fedoras made out of grandpas wearing fedoras.
 

My uncle has a fedora made out of Plymouth Fury fenders and Econovan doors.
 

Samurai Scrote does his own tattoo work, from beneath the flesh, with the splintered ends of ostrich feathers. Dipped in dead rat pussy and grandpa goiters.
 

Samurai Scrote has Spiderman pijamas made of dead grandmothers' saggy breasts.
 

@darksock

You happen to know the total posts on the Samurai Scrote thread?
I'm too lazy to look.
 

Samurai Scrote has a fedora made of discarded umbilical cords and dead blue crabs.
 

7,817 posts and counting... I'm too lazy to post today.

But I did hear Samurai Scrote wears a yarmulka made of millipede cock yogurt and Homer Simpson boxers.
 

Samurai Scrote wears a sombrero made out of ketchup packets and armadillo colons.
 

Samurai Scrote plays Guitar Hero by holding decorated combat veterans horizontally and fingertapping the colors of their Bronze Star ribbons.
 

Samurai Scrote wears a six hundred gallon cownoy hat filled with manatee afterbirth.
 

*Cowboy hat
 

Samurai Scrote as we know him is actually an elaborate exoskeleton being controlled by the REAL Samurai Scrote. Who looks exactly the same but is 4 1/2" tall.
 

Samurai Scrote built a custodian helmet with a bucket of muppet balls and marsupial snot rockets.
 

@ crucial

You are da bitch. thanx.

Samurai Scrote has a porkpie hat made of Princess Di's diaphragm
and Andy Rooney's eyebrows.


(And don't freaking @ me saying the Princess Di joke was classless. I have no class. Get over it)
 

She is worthy of a second look in the Ass Pear category, but we're glad that other broad won. And what about Hourglass, now there's a broad, although we didn't get to see her rumpside.
These two baglings are more like saplings. Would like to toss them into a crackling fire about now while sipping a hot buttered rum with the labradoodle at my feet.

'Ceptin' I never burn green wood.
 

Samurai Scrote flays the skin off kittens with the wide slot of cheese grader, then dyes those skins with pony vomit and antifreeze to make fashionable headbands for formal events.
 

Samruai Scrote has a top-hat made of Magilla Gorilla's foreskin and Bug's Bunny's dingleberries.
 

She told them they could look but not touch, though that was fine enough for these little future fratchoads. You know they went up to their room and played Wii afterwards.
 

Is golfer John Daly the anti-Grieco?
 

Nice, tight little backside, but it would be like doing it with a wire hanger. I think I'll pass on that one.

However, she would make an awesome hat.
 

samurai scrote has a fedora made out of neckties
 

at the word 'Bagling, i was automatically thinking that Blingster Boy from the Halftime Show would be a shoe-in for this award. iss it because he's too young to weather all the loving torment that HCwDB would pile on him during a proper awards "ceremony" that he was given less spotlight?

no matter. cheeks is cheeks.
 

Cheeks incredible
Retard baglings from short bus
Leave the cheeks alone!


Pathetic losers
She bangs their rich old fathers
For lots of money


Goddess by the pool
Harrassed by high school freshmen
They die painfully


Pointing to her cheeks
Retard wannabe confused
"That's not my mama!"


Enough haiku now
I dream of Mo' Cheeks naked
Oh my fucking God!
 

The eerie, post-pubescent albino on the left in 'Bagling Hunters is the stuff that nightmares are made of.

These two look like principals on the set of Revenge of the Nerds V: Viva Las Vegas! I.e., guffaw-inducing but generally innocuous and not a threat to the survival of the republic into the mid-21st Century.
 

I wear mandanas made from freeze dried seamen... ya know, like sailors, gobs & tars!


oh & their semen
 

Dear Santa...

I now know what I want for christmas, you can attach the rest of the girl to it if you want, but the important part is that ass. Just stick a bow on it and leave it under my tree. I wouldn't bother me for a few weeks after that as I will be busy.

P.S I know two young choads that want herpes for christmas please oblige them...
 

"Lyook, ma! Issa butt!"

What kind of a fucking "deltoid" tatt is that anyway? Breitling? Bentley? Winged Mr. Rogers? He's about to pull his pants down and take a dump by the pool, proving that generic retard pills don't work.

Congratulations.
 

Man the hott from the Bagling Hunters is soo hard.
 

I'd wear her like a flesh tuxedo.
 

I could peel that thing like a grapefruit.