Well, we know he lifted the shirt by hand first, but it's certainly "magical" to an unsuspecting bleeth or two.
 

not really down with the Orangina's & wish that the scull on the wall was his

in regards to cell phone douche, Dirty Harry, his hott Vanessa had the gumption to write into the comment threads & add some entertainment value...

here's to you Vanessa hott!
 

Although I voted for harry and his "faux"ne call, this was a grouping where there was no clear winner, but which i mean loser.

Congrats to mencken and his skank ass bleeths on taking it.
 

Here, Mencken reveals
He’s a gay because he likes
To cuddle after.
 

Halo Angel’s face
Washes sins away and grants
Eternal boners.
 

@creature-

Seriously? Where was it? There was kind of a lot to try to get through.
 

Little did D.B. Menchen realize that the mouth-shirt ab reveal prevents other scrotey facial expressions such as the sneer, the kissy lips and of course, the Deathtongue.

Not only a douchey move, but one which actually hampers one's abilities to be douchey. Quite a paradox.
 

Metaphysical
Deathtongue and Droopy await
Three Brackets are set

Oh! What’s that you say?
Bra! Mooby, AC Douchie
Tighty Armani?

…They aren’t forgotten
But they succumbed to a more
Supreme competitor.

But, who will be last
To vanquish their foes
And raise the chalice?

I dare not think that
Droopy can be defeated
But we soon shall see.
 

for lunch was sushi,
now farts smell like fish market
in Nagasaki.
 

A great win...

...and by great I mean hideous and vial. For his price he should be impailed on a potato pealer and forced to watch an endless loop of the Garfield movie.
 

his two "hotts" are actually notts! Man they're stage 5 bleeths... prepare to dive, load torpedoes and fire at will and end their sad existence.
 

I guarantee these bleeth's vagina's look like used catchers mitts
 

i guarantee these bleeth's vagina's smell like the Holland Tunnel filled with sardines.
 

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Ya gotta think that his shirt his hiding hideous chin pubes .

Mencken could have taken a lesson from O-Prune and had the hotts hold his shirt up but that would have cost him the coveted Douchie.

Way to think out of the box, Hammer ...



And by out of the box I mean if I awoke from a cocaine and whiskey induced black out while in mid-pelvic thrust with either of these skanks-on-wheels, I'd get the hell out of that box....


.. and straight to the free clinic for a check up.
 

@Vin Douchal...but only after you finished off the 8-Ball, right?
 

I also guarantee these bleeth's have at least 3 or 4 sex trophies waiting at home
 

hahaha...you said box.
 

I've got 5-to-1 says you pick up either of these skanks and get them home and when you pull down their Goodwill thongs a pile of cedar chips and a half comatosed gerbil falls out.

But the question remains: are you drunk enough to perform cunnilingus?
 

There's a cleverly hidden cranial mri of Donkey Douche in this picture. Can you find it?
 

@plinky-

why would you perform cunnilingus? who cares if she has fun?
 

Plinky, were you talking to yourself in a mirror a la Travis Bickel when you said that?
 

Following knee surgery, Jim McMahon uses Orange Bleeth crutches to exit Douchey Memorial Hospital


@ Douchelexic 11:25

it was back in the original thread... not so much funny, but, cute clueless ditzy broad saying, "He's not my boyfriend & really is a nice guy" type quotes... that & she felt charmed to be fawned over by horny baghunters!
 

@creature-

Awww, I'm sad I missed that. I guess I'll just go stare at my halo angel now.
 

@douchelexic

Cunnilingus gets added on to my "tap time." Meaning if I perform cunnilinugs for half an hour and perform pile-driving sex for a minute and forty-five seconds, I can round up my total night to 45 minutes and, in good conscience, post this either on my Myspace page or Facebook page.
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@ vin douchal

Would you give a man a foot massage?

You know I'm kinda tired, I could use a foot massage.
 

@plinky

well put
 

@ plinky
that makes sense. then you can make her pay for half of dinner right?
 

@dochelexic

At least. Or I'll just offer to "leave the tip" and simply put it back in my back as we're walking away from the table.
 

waitaminit...maybe he's just peeing.


Judges?
 

Hah. I bat 1000 so far. And by bat 1000 I mean stomping on Laundry gimp's nuts in celebration.
 

Screwing those chicks would be like rattling a stick in a garbage can..snerk!
 

this picture leads me to believe that you should start a spinoff blog called "hot chicks that ARE douche bags."
 

Vanessa wrote about the cell phone move? i must read about it!
 

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Those two chicks are just as friggin douchy as the dude is!!

Girls are just as bad, if not worse because they should damn well know better!! haha