Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Orangest Orange: Millennium 'Bag
ufo destroyers sums it up in the comments thread:
This is one in which the HOS-er wins going away. Too bad he won't go away. Millennium 'Bag. End of story. The new Cylon has been born.
With so many deserving Orangemen in the contest, it was tough.
Night Oranger put up a valiant fight, almost pulling off the shocking upset. But M.B. was too crimson, and his Antwerp Innocent Cutie too confused, not to pull out the victory and win the 2008 Douchie for Orangest Orange.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 7:24 AM 
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Madam Tussaud's and Mattel are currently embroiled in a legal battle for manufacturing rights to mass produce this scrote's likeness.
How can his orange face even be real?!? Maybe he blacked out the previous night and his friends colored his face orange with a sharpie and applied layers of shellac before finishing off with a progressive sanding and buff to give it that mirror-like shine.
# posted by 
: 7:50 AM
: 7:50 AM
I think the best man won. And by best I mean "orangest" (if that wasn't a word, it is now). And by man, I mean cylon
# posted by : 7:59 AM
: 7:59 AM
the only way to acquire that shade of orange is to mix fresh blood and hangover urine. don't ask me how i know this.
The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy. But these are new. They look human. Sweat, bad breath, orange skin, everything. The construction cone orange...actually makes them pretty easy to spot, too.
Congrats to Millenium 'Bag. This is an honor you deserve, and by 'honor' I mean a beatdown with a pillowcase of empty Grey Goose bottles.
# posted by : 8:15 AM
: 8:15 AM
Incidentally, if you beat him with a pillowcase full of used Grey Goose bottles, his expression is exactly the same.
He reminds me of the androids from Bladerunner. Is he so real that he has dreams? Does he dream in color? And is that color orange?
# posted by : 8:24 AM
: 8:24 AM
Not the hottest hott ever, but this Chernobyl hue of orange...I mean, it was just no contest.
This guy really inspires a nation in its attempt to convert to sustainable biofuels.
This guy really inspires a nation in its attempt to convert to sustainable biofuels.
I want to peel this guy and serve him to an AYSO Youth Soccer Team as a half time snack.
I'd like to peel her clothes and snack on her half time. and by half time I mean mid-way point. And by mid-way point I mean navel.
Speaking of Navel....
I'd like to peel her clothes and snack on her half time. and by half time I mean mid-way point. And by mid-way point I mean navel.
Speaking of Navel....
This award reaffirms my belief that there is, in fact, justice in this world.
Orange is the way of the walk . . .
Orange is the way of the walk . . .
# posted by : 8:45 AM
: 8:45 AM
Millennium Bag wasn't built. Samurai Scrote shat him out after a night of curry and pyramid heffewiezen.
Sure he's freaky lookin and a choad all the way, but I have to disagree with this one. He's only orange with the lighting assist.
That being said, I would violate his Antwerp cutie like a wolverine on crack.
That being said, I would violate his Antwerp cutie like a wolverine on crack.
Actually, I have argued every time he's on....he's fer sher a doosh, but I think he should be in a "Uniquebag" category or something.
But then, Old Chap would win that vote by a landslide.
But then, Old Chap would win that vote by a landslide.
With respect, I have to disagree on the Millennium Bag origin theories: He was created when a plastic army man toy was repeatedly dipped into a vat of liquid Circus Peanut ingredients.
This is a wax model, both the guy and the girl. Why are wax models getting awards?
# posted by : 9:29 AM
: 9:29 AM
i wonder if this oompa loompa dude even noticed that his date's right boobie has fallen out of her dress. I did. Immediately. I'm like that.
# posted by : 10:21 AM
: 10:21 AM
Well done, baghunters. Not my choice, but the sheer ricickulousness of this cat deserves some sort of recognition. And by recognition I mean a facial buffing with a belt sander. that oughta cure both the orange and the grease problem.
Scrotecus said...
Flyteeth is actually Millennium Bag's smaller colon polyp.
Hey - lay off Flyteeth. He's A-OK in my world.
Flyteeth is actually Millennium Bag's smaller colon polyp.
Hey - lay off Flyteeth. He's A-OK in my world.
Seriously, I don't understand how these people get orange like that. Is it a cream they put on? Did they OD on carrot juice?
Is it some freak effect from sun tanning...but only the face....???
Huh?
Is this a style thing, and I am just, thankfully, not in the know?
Please Please explain....
And what is up with those plucked eyebrows...to be honest, that freaks me out more than the oompaloompa face...
Really
Is it some freak effect from sun tanning...but only the face....???
Huh?
Is this a style thing, and I am just, thankfully, not in the know?
Please Please explain....
And what is up with those plucked eyebrows...to be honest, that freaks me out more than the oompaloompa face...
Really
# posted by : 12:36 PM
: 12:36 PM
Anonymous above beat me to the Bladerunner reference. I'll just augment it by asking - 'Do Android Douchebags Dream of Orange Bleeths'?
Congrats MB. I voted for ya.
Congrats MB. I voted for ya.
Glad to see Millenium Bag pulled it off. He really hasn't been the same since they closed Westworld.
--VS
--VS
# posted by : 4:27 PM
: 4:27 PM
the lost teletubby... just floatin' around in space... clings on to a beautiful baby.
# posted by : 10:32 PM
: 10:32 PM
Can you say "cell-death by 30"?
Wasn't my first choice either, but the more I look at him, the more he resembles a lubed-up red dildo. Or Muno.
Congratulations.
Wasn't my first choice either, but the more I look at him, the more he resembles a lubed-up red dildo. Or Muno.
Congratulations.
Ackk....
This is one of a select few pictures that I can't help but stare at for several seconds every time I see it.
The shellacked yarmulke grease top...the checkerboard shaving...the perfectly uniform tangerine exoskeleton...the facegrease which I can only surmise is some form of joint lubricant...the always-douchey Ed Hardy apparel (anyone who spends $200 for a fucking t-shirt = douche)...the penciled eyebrows...the moderately hot Hott...
I could go on.
But I don't want to. I want to drink...heavily
This is one of a select few pictures that I can't help but stare at for several seconds every time I see it.
The shellacked yarmulke grease top...the checkerboard shaving...the perfectly uniform tangerine exoskeleton...the facegrease which I can only surmise is some form of joint lubricant...the always-douchey Ed Hardy apparel (anyone who spends $200 for a fucking t-shirt = douche)...the penciled eyebrows...the moderately hot Hott...
I could go on.
But I don't want to. I want to drink...heavily
# posted by : 4:57 PM
: 4:57 PM
He's the color of rainbow sherbet, yet the thought of tasting him fills me with unknowable horrors.
# posted by : 1:59 PM
: 1:59 PM
This man doesn't even look real, the chick just looks like she is standing with some over-sized Chachi version of Ken, That or take the T-1000 and take away all the straight, Marvelous.
- Bada Bing, Bada Douche! FRAPOPISKA!
- Bada Bing, Bada Douche! FRAPOPISKA!
# posted by : 4:04 AM
: 4:04 AM
I think the douche's are you guys for not recognizing a sloppy PhotoShop job. Take a look at his upper forehead. C'mon, you can do better.
# posted by : 2:51 PM
: 2:51 PM
Maybe photoshop is to blame for the orange glow but the first thing that caught my eye was simply the odd look on this tools face that I just couldn't figure out. Then I realized it... his eye brows... he plucks/shapes his eye brows!!! WTF dude! You've crossed the douche-bag line into a whole new level of douche-baggery. Truly amazing!
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