Monday, December 08, 2008
The Ricky: Pippy
"The Ricky" is The Douchie Award for most anonymous Everybag, and this year it goes to none other than last April's Pippy.
While it's true that Pippy displays minimal adouchrement with his 'tags, and has the d-neck t-shirt, his general aura is one of genericism. With a coat on, he could walk down the street and you wouldn't scream "duuuche!" Pippy blends. His douche is internalized.
Also factored in is his delightful ambiguously British Bar Wench Hott, with good skin and an extremely suckable shoulder to place her high on the boobie hottie suckle thigh scale.
Thus, the spirit of Dancing Ricky carries on in Pippy's thousand mile stare. As such, this coupling is deserving of taking the Douchie.
(Dis)honorable mention to the other finalists, The Midwestern 'Bag, Herb the Office Boy and The Smirky Nub.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 12:14 PM 
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This guy's strongest pick-up line is Why don't you drop the zero, and get with the hero!?
Holy head indentations!! It looks like King Kong tried to skull fuck him on the side of his head.
Holy head indentations!! It looks like King Kong tried to skull fuck him on the side of his head.
Actually, in this case, his pickup line was "Hey, weren't you in Clueless and Batman & Robin?"
# posted by 
: 12:21 PM
: 12:21 PM
Is he trying to pop out a shit? He looks constipated. And I'm guessing he's holding up two fingers to warn us.
Pippy such a gigantic douchebag, he got Drew Barrymore back on smack.
congrats you 5'4" fuckstick!
i have hemorrhoids bigger than you.
they smell better than you as well.
jackass.
congrats you 5'4" fuckstick!
i have hemorrhoids bigger than you.
they smell better than you as well.
jackass.
@douchetoyevsky & ash
BWAAAHAHAHAAAA!!!! I love you both. I know pronounce us man and wives.
Pippy is rather unobtrusive, is he not? You never see him coming. He creeps silently into the frame like radon from the basement. And by the time they discover your tumors, it's too late.
BWAAAHAHAHAAAA!!!! I love you both. I know pronounce us man and wives.
Pippy is rather unobtrusive, is he not? You never see him coming. He creeps silently into the frame like radon from the basement. And by the time they discover your tumors, it's too late.
Pippy's also the stunt double for Curly Howard’s character. Here, he's taking a break while filming the Farrelly Brothers new feature film The Three Stooges.
Pippy shows me nothing.
He's a vanilla milk shake with a squirt of vanilla flavoring added for extra vanillaness.
And by squirt I mean glue British Bar Wench's eyes closed with an Elmer of my own making.
He's a vanilla milk shake with a squirt of vanilla flavoring added for extra vanillaness.
And by squirt I mean glue British Bar Wench's eyes closed with an Elmer of my own making.
Pippy carries his cigarettes on the side of his head ... just above the right eye.
All the kids will be doing it soon.
All the kids will be doing it soon.
Pippy carries his lighter in his sphincter because he has no pockets and let's face, it feels good there.
All the kids will be doing it soon.
All the kids will be doing it soon.
A minimalist douche who is selective in his adouchecrements is a Stealth Douche, or a Trojan Horse Douche (in fact many douches did in fact attend the University of Spoiled Children...)
This is the most insidious form of douche.
This is the most insidious form of douche.
Pippy carries his prisoner id number tattooed on his ass because that's how most of the other prisoners knew him.
Pippy carries his home address on his dog tag so the Frat Choads that kick his ass each night know where to wheel him in the shopping cart come morning.
With this much poop on the site today, I think I'm going to have to upload some new Bianca pics, plus, Medusa has put me on a search for Masuimi Max now which will have to be added to the collection in order to counter act the smell.
She is a goddess, slumming for one inexplicable evening. I can only continue to live knowing (knowing) that she never let him touch her.
# posted by : 1:24 PM
: 1:24 PM
Pippy and his runners-up have validated their everybag status with me simply from the fact that I don't recall ever seeing any of them before. Excellent picks.
I have never understood V-neck T-shirt. Ladies, help me out on this...are men's visible clavicles some sort of cleavage equivalent? They always seemed cheap to me. Grandpa wore them around the house a lot.
And if she's British then so am I. No Bar Wench ever had skin or hair that perfect. Also, there is no such thing as a Tan British Person.
And if she's British then so am I. No Bar Wench ever had skin or hair that perfect. Also, there is no such thing as a Tan British Person.
@ ash
Susan Weyland. Gotta catch her from the right angle 'cause she did a lot of work to get the rubberdoll look so her face can be questionable from the wrong angle. But I think this one suits her.
Susan Weyland. Gotta catch her from the right angle 'cause she did a lot of work to get the rubberdoll look so her face can be questionable from the wrong angle. But I think this one suits her.
Oh Pippy you're so fine?
What, you gotta go number 2?
Me likee British Bar Maid Marion. She could serve me skittles and beer anytime.
And by skittles I mean vagina.
And by beer I mean beer.
What, you gotta go number 2?
Me likee British Bar Maid Marion. She could serve me skittles and beer anytime.
And by skittles I mean vagina.
And by beer I mean beer.
# posted by : 1:49 PM
: 1:49 PM
Sir DB1, perhaps a pic of the beloved Ricky for others reference?
i love ricky, he's SO fine!
hey ricky.
i love ricky, he's SO fine!
hey ricky.
@Zen Wizard:
Hey, easy on us victorious Trojans. I'm still buzzed from the smell of dead Bruin carcasses and fresh roses from Saturday's game.
Heh heh.
Hey, easy on us victorious Trojans. I'm still buzzed from the smell of dead Bruin carcasses and fresh roses from Saturday's game.
Heh heh.
Pippy shows you a photo of a puppy and slips on glasses in a last second plea not to kick his teeth in
Pippy was once gang banged by a biker club but found the bright spot in that the most well endowed guy was too drunk to get it up
next year we might need a category for "evil seductive eyes" if British Bat Wench Hott becomes a regular presence in HCwDB. hmm. Pippy is probably just gonna be a 15 seconds of fame thing though, i'm afraid. solid performance, nevertheless.
One year later, Ricky still F*ckin Rocks!!!! Pippy is solid, but he fails to capture the magic that was Ricky. Not to say Pippy was a bad choice, but he does somewhat look at home in this picture. He also does not have that, "This is my night" look about him.
# posted by : 8:37 AM
: 8:37 AM
"Pippy carries his lighter in his sphincter because he has no pockets and let's face, it feels good there."
Not to mention that if he's practiced w/that sphincter & he can roll that Zippo wheel, it'll make lighting his farts easier later on when he & is frat buds drop trou for the Beeg Finale!!
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Not to mention that if he's practiced w/that sphincter & he can roll that Zippo wheel, it'll make lighting his farts easier later on when he & is frat buds drop trou for the Beeg Finale!!
# posted by : 7:48 PM
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