i don't think Scrotey Opie's Hott is hotter than our winner here.

she has lovely lower back dimples.

or, as bcs likes to call them, "spunk depositories".
 

you got it right DB1, Pink Popp Hott causes such an uprising in my shorts that only slamming it with a tome the size of "War & Peace" could quell the rebellion...

... props to Scrotey Opie's Hott, for she inspired a rigorous rebellion in my trousers too!
 

turd bitchez
 

mmmm... inner side booby! Creatures eat red lacy, racy undergarments!
 

Wow...i had forgotten about her. I deserve a spanking for that. hopefully she will oblige.

and BCS we had a question for you while you were gone....why DO they call it a Cleveland Steamer? Our theory was because that's what Cleveland smells like. Plinky was uncertain and told us to ask you.
 

actually i call them gravy gutters.
 

because all things from cleveland are shit. sports. weather. culture. etc.
 

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and think about it, when you hear the word cleveland, don't you just think unpleasant thoughts? dirty, disgusting, cesspool.

but i love this place. the people are real, and it is a perfect fit for a scumbag like myself.
 

i've always been a fan of thin pink lips, so if we were to put it in a vote, i'd actually vote for Pink Pipp over Scrotey Opie's hott. but that's just me.

now i'm gonna borrow some "human anatomy" books and romance novels at the local library.

speaking of romance novels, when i was in university we were talking about romance novels in our sociology class. apparently a student once mailed to Harlequin (the big romance novel company) to inquire about a potential future career as a writer there and the ideal format for a certain series romance novel. the response from Harlequin was very professional: for that particular series, the male protagonist should be ideally very chauvinist and at least 10 years older than the female protagonist. also, the story should be set in a rich lifestyle (as in: torn-up jeans are for other types of romance novels) and always have a happy ending.

the letter was actually several pages long. i can go back to my university and ask my sociology prof about it, because he's still teaching there. but i wouldn't want to torment HCwDB with such otherworldly hazardous substances. and that was also the most valuable lesson i've learned from my sociology classes.

so that's romance novels for the uninitiated. and i would still check out romance novels at a library - as long as it's for Pink Popp. oh Pink Popp.
 

I actually set up with the FCC that whenever the word cleveland comes across my TV or radio it gets bleeped out. Cuz as far as I'm concerned it's a curse word.
 

I think Pink Popp is Mmmm Librarian Glasses. Not sure; I'd have to do the taste test to be 100% positive.
 

ok why not.
as we say in france : "femme à lunettes, femme à quéquette".

FroggyStyle.
 

It's Pink Popp by a mile
 

other things they say in France:

1. let's have a cigarette.

2. let's have some Gruyère.

3. let's be elitist snobs.


and last, but not least


4. we surrender.






geez, i hope i'm not stereotyping.
 

i dont what that girl is kissing in this picture, but im going to find it and im going to stop it, for good.
 

Did anyone notice that there is a Hobbitt in this picture?
 

@ BCS

do the Browns play within 2 td's of the Eagles tonight

degenerate gamblers need to know!
 

the Browns beat the Eagles by 3.







i don't bet much.

which is probably a good thing since i am a die-hard Seahawks fan.
 

I'm kinda happy this pic won, I don't know if I could handle Old Chap's speedo again. It's not right. This category also reminds me that I'm in dire need of new glasses.
 

@Steve L.

I don't know if they still do this (I work in publishing, but not in mass market), but once upon a time you could get "recipe cards" from several publishers for genres like romance. Very detailed specs of what should be where and when in said books. At this point, one could probably churn them out assembly line-style if you have a familiarity with Mad Libs and Excel.
 

Go drive your electric cars into the ocean. I hope you hit a whale on your way to France.
 

@Mr. White

If they don't still make them, I've read so many of them I probably could write out the recipe card myself. What? Blame the fact that there is no decent porn for girls. I should know, I tried looking again this morning.
 

@ash-

you should get some librarian hott glasses, take a picture with a douchebag and send it in for next year.
 

Flyteeth spotting on the punctured thread...
 

You made the right choice. Old Chap's hott gives me Sarah Palin flashbacks.
 

@Douchelexic

Well, I've always assumed that bookkeeper and librarian glasses are the same, and since I'm a bookkeeper and wear glasses I think I have bookkeeper/librarian glasses by default. But my logic may be faulty here. At any rate, 1) I'm poor and 2) I used up all my insurance this year already so I gotta wait until next month to look at new purchases.

And lastly, heh, I'm not really the type that douchebags approach. I tend to get the skeezes, creeps, and old dirty men. I don't know, maybe it's the tattoos, maybe its the fact that nothing on my body is fake, or perhaps its my afinity for decent beer that scares them off. Shurg, it keeps the axe taint away so I don't complain.
 

Someone needs to Photoshop librarian glasses onto Angel Hott.

I'm just sayin'.
 

Harlequin Romance novels, heh. I have great difficulty with the phrase "tugid member". I dunno, maybe I've been desensitized from years of hearing dirty talk in the workplace, but all that dancing-around the point and dainty wording in those books aggravates me. It's like having a plot in a porn. I don't CARE what kind of pizza she orders! Get to the damn money shot!!!

@ Ashfish

They recently changed the site format, which sucks, but upped the quality of the videos they accept. Win!--> www.youporn.com
 

*turgid. See, I can't even type it.
 

@ medusa-

how come when viewing your avatar i have an urge to be very, very bad?



...and oh yeah, someone has to say it:

i'd pee in her butt
 

I should have voted. Pink Popp looks extremely cute, but Librarian Glasses' self-titled debut made my ears tingle with delight. And by ears, I mean weiner.
 

..."Because," she said cooly, "You long to feel once again the sting of the steel ruler across your tender, young buttocks, the way it always happened in middle school." She took a long sip of coffee and smirked.

"Back then, the shame and humiliation of being punished were equally matched with the tingling exhilaration that your young mind had yet to identify. It was the same feeling that kept you awake at night, dreaming of the little cotton panties and tight blouses you watched on the playground as you sat on the see-saw the whole time so the other kids wouldn't see your little boy boner. And you hoped again and again that in class tomorrow you'd be called to the front again to stand in the icy glare of Miss Parker, and to hear the glorious, razor-sharp note of that ruler as it was whipped from the top drawer of her scuffed wooden desk."

He bowed his head in shame, knowing she was right, but also feeling that old thrill creeping up his legs once again.

--Excerpt from "The Douchetoevsky Chronicles" By Medusa Oblongata
 

wow.
i just laughed so hard i think i peed in my own butt.


if you don't win 'huntress of the year, there is no justice in this world.
 

Ahhh... Miss Parker.

Yes, I remember her fondly. And, oddly enough, Pink Popp looks an awful lot like how I imagined Miss Parker looked while in college.

Mmmmm... Miss Parker. Yes, ma'am.
 

Oh, hey Boobie! How's it hangin'?
 

@Medusa

I'll have to check that out when I get home. I was afraid I'd be stuck with text only porn from now on. I'm a big fan of www.literotica.com. And I also vote that you submit a piece there. At least at literotica I can pretend that the Doms in the BDSM stories aren't creepy looking skeezes who have just served a 15 year stint for touching children where they shouldn't be touched.
 

Old Chap was robbed. I dream of my head surrounded by bluebirds...

Although butt-dimples are wholesome.
 

Sorry bcs, when I think of CHICAGO I think of dirty, disgusting cesspool.

Cleveland is Land of the Cleavite.
 

I would pay $34 to her to put my toothbrush in her hoo hah
 

All I can think of about Cleveland is "gummo"...ala.."Wabbits iz Queeorz".

I prefer the "Birmingham Booty Call" myself where you:

Put your woman's cell phone on vibrate, stick it up her ass, and as you are having sex, call her phone, have her shit it out, answer it, and talk dirty to you as you cum on her face.

Now that's class...
 

@creature browns will probably win tonight. for some reason they play great on monday nights.

i hope they don't. then we will have a better draft pick next year...that will inevitably get injured during preseason.

db1, speaking of librarian glasses hotties, is mccain/palin in the running for a douchey?
 

Ahahahahaha! Nice! A picture I submitted won a douchie!

See, Kentucky can still rank up there on the hottie/douchie factor with the rest of you LA/Jersey scrotes.

May God help us all.
 

You did the right thing here, DB1. Much like Dana Carvey playing George Michael discussing the glory of his own ass, this thing is so perfectly round that scientists could use it to calibrate their instruments.
 

@ Medusa...

Hey, Girlie...

Straight up (now).

;)
 

holy shit what manner of variously forbidden and / or lustful forays into the world of English literature have i inspired? i must say there is no hope for my crotch now. no hope, i tell ya.

on a personal note, the only text porn i'm familiar with is the Silver Clitoris awards. i will definitely check out literotica.com, Ashfish.
 

You should know by now Steve, any talk of sex on any kind of online forum will immediately derail the conversation and it will take on a new life of its own. Especially on THIS site. And by "new life" I mean "engorged trouser snake." Now I fear I will have one of those naked school dreams, only this time Miss Parker will be in it with her ruler and I'll have to stay after class. Crap, now I'm going to need an excuse for waking up panting and sweaty.
 

she's the hottest hott of alltime. On this site.


That is all/
 

She appears to be very clean and almost pure for a hott, which must make her all the more alluring. He's just a regular guy in a nice raspberry pink shirt. No wonder she's going for him, how many nice guys like that are left, now that the world is filling up with douchebags?
 

CARL A HIT ME IWHKDS A RULER ONCLE> AND I LIE KDE TI!@

TARMLA!
 

Spencer is a stain on the turd of the Douche-monster that haunts this Earth...please get the giant TP and wipe him from mind and from reality...
in other words, he gets my vote...
 

I think "Tarmal" is Flyteeth's 'Safe word'
 

Does one need to exhibit just a single characteristic to be considered a 'bag or at least two? Because I only see one here, although the hair is pushing it. Now, if the angle is screwing with my vision then forget what I said. I haven't chanced upon the book myself unfortunately.
 

thanks BCS, I just lost my house...
...fuck face!
 

Hey Creature,

You should know better than to bet on the Browns based on a tip from someone that has Brady Quinn's scrote massaging his adam's apple every evening... heh heh heh.

...on the bright side, you can pick up another house around these parts for pretty cheap these days.



Oh, and Romeo Crennel must be Art Shell's doppleganger. Duh Duh, Duh, Daaaaahhhh.
 

No offense to Scrotey Opie's hott, but Pink Popp is so delicious, I think she maybe my favourite hott of the year. No hand signs, no bleeth outfit, just a pure understated beauty, and an ass I want to wear as a hat...
 

Not to be my usual dumb self, but what exactly does Tarmal mean? It could be lam-rat spelled backwards, and if you think about it, douches are rats and on the lam from society's norms.

And what is goat porn? My pet goat when I was growing up was too horny for anyone to risk monkey-business with. They are mean if you try to be naughty with them.

Last time I asked a question, I got the Samurai Scrote thread exaggerated. Just someone, give me some simple answers.
 

@MissAnon,

I think Tarmal is just the silly ramblings of someone, it doesn't really mean anything (that I've been able to figure out at any rate).

Also, it is a good idea to not ask what goat porn is on the internets. You could get people directing you to goatse pages. Urban dictionary definition here. And I'm going to bet you'd be able to find some lovely lady willing to be naughty with a goat if you looked hard enough. *Shudder*

Not my cup of tea.
 

Flyspeck is still masturbating to pictures of Joe Biden.
 

Mmmmmm, butt dimples! Now that's some curvature. Those Daisy Dukes look like there are two puppies just fighting to get out!
 

For the uninitiated, Flyteeth first appeared on the site--what, maybe a year ago?--to impart wisdom. For example, see his musings early in the comment thread here, including thoughts on Carla and that asshole Steven from Sears.

From time to time, he comes back to share his jailhouse wisdom, muttering the mysterious-yet-powerful "TARMAL" all the while. And now he has a blog.
 

Hottest Hott of the year.

Bob Villa likey the librarian look.
 

@Mr. White

Oh goodness, I must have filtered him out. That's a lot of shit to try to wade through, and I forgot my thigh high boots today. I thought it was bad watching my grandma who's second language is English try to type an email, but it has nothing on those posts.
 

@pfah :
interesting debate :
1 - unfortunately not! we can't smoke anymore in the cafés, brasseries and night clubs...just like in any anglo-saxon puritan country.what a pity.
2 - i prefer the roquefort or the camembert, real smelly cheeses - not the gruyère, which is a cheese for ladies.
3 - ok : where you see snobism we just think culture. Don't forget our country is not 300 years old. "Culture" is not an insult here (even if our current president is an insult to the culture).
4 - ok, we surrendered a day (1,4 Million french soldiers died during IWW and 0,5M in 4 weeks in 1940 ; 0,5 M civilians were killed from 1940 to 1944) and we still thank GI's who came in 1944 : great men. Like Monsieur de Lafayette.
5 - this site is great. Another idea of USA.A gate between us. Despite the chauvinistic people.

FroggyStyle
 

Yes.

Yes, this is the one.

This is perfect. Utterly perfect. The glasses, the face, the hair, the butt, those wonderful ass dimples, the glorious curve of her lower back and the angelic purse of the lips and..

and...

I'm done.
 

I COMPLETELY agree with Cpt. Bringdown. Simply perfection. Fuck me sideways, I heart me some eyeglasses.
 

Ahahahaha. thats the former president of my fraternity and his hott is one of my friends in college...nice.
 

Sorry, but what makes this guy a douche? Just because a normal guy is at a party with one or more beautiful women, it's a bad thing? He's not flaunting his pink shirt, in fact, he looks a little uncomfortable.