Like the Namibian desert after a light rain, covered in yogurt covered prairie dog carcasses. That's the smell of O'Prune. Seriously, with a frame like that you can't have any real liquid in your body at all. Only thickened molasses slush, with a hint of Axe scent.

I'm surprised these three had the collective synapse capacity to plan and execute this abomination of a picture. Although blondie in blue gives me impure thoughts.
 

obviously a lubed up homosexual
 

Congratulations to Pfah and his Greek Island tan!
 

This guy looks like a carney or a shrimper, anyway, he smells like camel sweat and ball grease.


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I'm pretty sure right blond is recoiling from the stench of poo coming from his chest and groin area. Both of which I'm pretty sure have actually been pooed on. Left blond is slowly feeling the dizzying effect of the axe, she's due to pass out any moment. I'm pretty sure the guy in the back is getting ready to chuck that redbull at this douche's head to try and save the girls, its too late for them though.
 

tough category, glad i didn't have to vote.. damn that skynard clan reeks heavy tho..
Good call on O-POOrunE...smelly goddamn turd...
 

O-prune makes me sick
 

Can I borrow some charmin?

Someone left a small turd on the dancefloor
 

small package had to be a close second. He is obviously very self conscience of his dwarf like appearance and is therefore worried that all the hotts will assume his penis looks something like a meal worm.

"Hey umberto! i'll wear a shirt the references how big my junk is, and no one will be the wiser"

"Great idea gerrard!! You sure have a small penis, good thing you have that clever shirt to fool everyone!"
 

O-Prune FTW!

This picture has given me the urge to relieve my bowels
 

I think there should be a recount. Small Package smells like poopoo just a tad more than O-prune
 

Fuck! O-Prune makes me want to force a short bus of hockey helmet wearing droolers into a ditch.

The only thing to cleanse my eye's pallette is a look at Nichole from Sports by Brooks.com
 

Exxon Valdouche looks like the drying crust of putrid sewage from the bilge tanks in a cruise liner than ran aground off the coast of Turks & Caicos
 

Thank you Vin Douchal....

The supple curves of Nichole is just enough to cleanse my corneas of poo
 

And don't forget someone started a scandal stating that Exxon Valdouche was Sam Scrote sans-omnipotent superhero suit
 

@Crucial Head....shhhhhhhuttup man. you're gonna blow my cover.
 

I am surprised that Turd Flush was not the runaway winner. I guess the smell of poo was mitigated by the flush..........
 

Turd Flush was robbed. As are we, by his continued existence.


And I still support the theory that The Exxon Valdouche is none other than Samurai Scrote. Look clooosely.
 

how can anyone named "Turd Flush" NOT get the Douchie for Smells Like Poo?!?!?


how, i asks you?!?!?
 

@vin douchal

That picture cleansed a lot of things for me, including my downstairs plumbing.

I salute O-prune, although I would have loved to see sweet Sarah Ann Jane again, the lickable librarian hat in Lynyrd Skynrd pic.

Ah, just clicked to the link to see her again. Sweet Sarah Ann Jane.
 

Librarian hat? What the hell am I talking about?
 

@Darksock

Thats the Omnipotent Samurai Scrote your talking about.

That angers him.

stop.
 

otherwise known as the "I'd rather die a thousand painful deaths than see my daughter, or anyone I know for that matter, making physical contact with this Turd" award
 

so....at what point does DB1 cut off the voting in the first bracket? it's almost up to 400 for fuck's sake.
 

O-Prune makes me need to use teh potty.

-Wop
 

i'm not gay, but the douche in this picture is more attractive than either of his so called hots... well he would be if not for his douche face--where's Chuck Norris when you need him?
 

Oh, I applaud this well-deserved Douchie. O-Prune indeed. In fact, this is a true story: My sister, the immortal Stheno Oblongata, has two wee he-gorgons of her own. And one of them discovered his prowess as a painter. And by painter I mean smearing his own feces on the nursery wall.

Anyway, once I was over for a visit and she was up in arms about his latest masterpiece when I arrived. I stepped into the room to survey the damage and was nearly knocked flat by the smell. and there, on the wall, smeared by the hands of the young master, was a composition not unlike that in the photo of O-Prune. I could almost make out the kissy lips and sunglasses. It was like the sighting of the Virgin on the underpass of the Kennedy Expressway at Fullerton Avenue.
 

What bothers me about this picture is his teeny head with insect eye points of white on the ridiculous sunglasses in a DARK ROOM. Where is his jawline? It fades into a neck that continues into a ridiculously long torso.

Ah well, we cannot always do anything about our body's weird out-of-proportions, except COVER THEM UP with clothes to disguise them. If we don't, then the visual becomes a scented scenario of poo.

Accentuatated, of course, with stage four Bleeths. Okay, at least stage three. Good choice, DB1.
 

O-Prune is a clear loser by winning this dishonourable non-award. But small package was awesome. He was always a character this year - I esepcially remember the image of him with some bleeth on his shoulders. If Still Life with Coors Lite didn't exist, that would have been a contender.
 

This dude enjoys a night out with the tan he got from his George Forman Grill/Tanning bed and his haircut by Kenny Mayne.

Man that's a straight line going across his head, did he really use a carpenter's level for that?
 

wristdana
 

@Medusa, and that is why I will never spawn. I baby sat a kid once, who thought it would just be hilarious one day to not take his meds (ADHD or something) and ended up smearing yogurt and god knows what else on his walls. Good thing about being the babysitter, you get to say "you need to deal with this" when the mom gets home! My roommates kid also recently pissed on my door, so I'm waiting for the pile of shit to show up one morning.
 

What the hell did he smear on himself, Astroglide?

This guy is a fixture in Men's rooms when conventions come to town.
 

i wouldn't be surprised if this picture was awarded more on how closely the bag's skin color resemble the skin of poo as opposed to how the bag actually smells (God forbid anyone actually has to smell him!).

p.s. hey so Ashfish is that a picture of yourself?
 

crapser should have won smells like poo
 

Seriously , why isnt Turd Flush in the running for the HCWDB of the YeAR?

the Turd that survived the Flush is seriously bring a pooh stench A-Game of Douchebaggery to the table..

a mere honorable mention in Smells Like Poo doesnt even begin to address this turds blight to humanity..
 

@ ash

Momma Oblongata asks again and again, "When are you gonna get married [again] and have a baby?"

I reply, "Talk to my sister."
 

@ ashfish

Mr. White will piss in your breakfast cereal ... for free.
 

I can only assume the academy has big things in store for Turd Flush and Small Package, but did not want to leave O-Prune without his own trophy.
 

I add to the chorus: The stench from turd flush is overwhelming. This picture has been banned from withing 5 miles of the Nathan's famous hot dog eating contest, as anyone viewing it looses their appetite for the next 5-8 hours.
 

can I please shoot an anvil out of a cannon at his gut... or maybe a whiff of grapeshot to his face

seriously DB1 the night mares just stopped last week!
 

btw, Artificial Douchetelligence out reeks this pile o' dung!
 

This douchebag looks like someone I went to high school with. I wondered what happened to "Jig Hair"
Anyway this butthole
should be publicly pissed
On.
 

really girls? this is really what's considered attractive? granted there's nothing wrong with abs and such but this orange fuck? so badly tanned it makes him look like a louis handbag. god this is awful.
 

@Steve L. yes it is.

@Medusa and that is why I am so glad my Momfish doesn't want any grandfishies. She's quite happy with her grandpuppy ehehehe. (He's cuter than a kid anyway)

@Plinky Great! That means more profit for me when I video it and sell it to some asian fetish site. Speaking of which, Mr. White should try out for the Ultimate Fighter, one of the more recent episodes had one of the guys pissing in his fruit cause the other guys in the house were eating it. Funny stuff when they found out.
 

crapser the douchey ghost!
 

if there was a douchie for most likely to be a prompa, this SOB would win for sure. dickhole.
i drove by that virgin mary sighting on the kennedy, looked like a water stain to me but what do it know.