Dang.
 

I agree - both Sue-Ellens are cuties.
 

this makes sense.
 

She is saying to me, "What? You'd like to gnaw on my shoulder? This delectable one right here? SURE! Go for it. And when you are done, I'll give you a few suggestions as to where you can nibble next." And with her left hand, she's about to push Mark (o' the bag) there right out of the picture.
 

Honorable mention was better, I thought.
 

Good choice, she reminds me of the split personality chick from heroes (no I don't know her name because I'm possibly the only person who doesn't watch that show).
 

No, pfah, it does not make sense. Why is she standing there with such an uber tool? Why don't her glorious bicuspids and angelic face burn his flesh off? Hmmm? HMMMMMMM?!

-Ponderonymous
 

At first I didn't agree with this one...I thought it was almost smirkish. But the more I look at her, the more it makes sense. Either that or my 3rd cup of Coffee is created a 10 minute utopia for me a few minutes ago.

-Wop
 

Fun fact: Coffee Utopias are usually associated with poor grammar.

-Wop
 

Oh god. I didn't want to see this girl on the website ever again. She's like the tan version of a girl I dated last year. I guess this warrants a douchie . . .
 

She makes me tingle.

Thought bubble from timmy:

"Thats right world!! I, Timmy turnip have conquered this hot! Dare to challenge my just got out of bed look and reap the whirlwinds. I know you think im young but Im really 48.5 years old. One last thing- I wish this hot was a post op tranny"
 

DB1,

Maybe you could get either of the Sue Ellens to don some librarian glasses and tally the Douchie votes for you. Or maybe these two chicks - trust me, they're wearing librarian glasses. If they were walking toward the camera, you'd see.
 

it's cool with you if we have running conversations in these type of posts, right DB1?

just not the voting-posts.


i am in a post-lunch coma, but i think i'm correct in this assumption.
 

Oh sweet sue-ellen, future crest commercial star. your lovely grin is almost enough to make me ignore your squinty lazy eye and the fact that you're so close to such a bag.

i would still gladly go through life as a single strand of waxed dental floss for the chance to see the inside of your beautiful mouth.
 

@pfah-

I think it may be just that DB1 was getting freaked out by your avatar.

and your tits.
 

She's so hott. But they look like they'd be a hip forward thinking news anchor team for channel 8. Not sure why...
 

oh wow, those are the whitest teeth I've ever come across!
 

@orel-

oh man. that was bad.
 

No contest.

Well done, DB1.

Fuck Fung.
 

I'd like to make the rest of her face as white as those teeth.


Killer avatar Pfah. What about "South of Bayside", or "Saved by the Abyss".

Also, I'm interested in your breast. From what I gather it won't be gay as long as we don't cuddle.
 

@archedoucheis-

It won't be gay because after his experience with Samurai Scrote Pfah is completely asexual.
 

@archedoucheis-

It won't be gay because after his experience with Samurai Scrote Pfah is completely asexual.
 

Oh man, now I'm gonna be oogling pfah's avatar pic all day. I loves me some Slater. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT HIM.
 

@Douchelexic....my asexualness lasted for about a week after my return. it was pure hell. but, i was able to fuck myself a few times. so i had that going for me, which was nice.
 

@Archidoucheis....from what i understand, it's only gay if you cuddle after.
 

Good call

Not only does she have a sweet smile but a nibble worthy shoulder, supermodel cheekbones and pull-during-sex hair.

He has gougable eyes and a smug expression that would be greatly improved with a five step running head start rolled coin clenched sucker punch to the temple
 

sorry ashfish.

i had to change the avatar up after seeing this new one.
 

Pfah you're such a cock tease. First you leave me wondering who that lovely lady in blue latex was, now you're taking down slater. You hurt me sir.
 

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ashfish....darling, i have no idea who the woman in latex is. sorry.

i hope you can find a way to forgive me taking down Slater. he's an asshole anyway.

and speaking of gay males, did you know that it's only gay if you cuddle after?
 

Wow, those are some pearl drops. I don't care what people say about the cosmetic industry business, I just want to go make an appointment right now.

Sue Ellen, JR loves you!
 

I thought the woman in latex was plinkys mom....back in the day of course. Although a better bet to find out who she is would be to ask medusa or mr white....those people all hang out in the same clubs don't they?

does slater cuddle afterward?
 

Plinky's mom says Slater Donkey Punches afterward.
 

i thought plinky's mom only liked new york tacos.
 

I know what that evil little grin
on Sue-Ellen's perfectly exfoliated Pro-Activ face means:

she's using the hardware tonight. And by hardware I mean the thick and meaty 19" strap-on
with wire bristles on the shaft and a mini electric shocker at the base. And she's going to ram it with the same force as a piston on a nuclear aircraft carrier churning at 20 knots.

































Oh shit ... did I just reveal my fantasy?
 

pfah's mom is the only female on those Rogaine commercials.
 

I disagree with this winning selection. Her smile conveys more dubiousness than anything else. It looks to me as though it reveals her inner most thoughts which is that she is going to make Eric Stoltz brother here mortgage his home to pay for her addiction to Prada and D&G.
 

i'm in love with this girl. i dig her whole california-look and maverick-aviator style glasses. that choad is at least 40 years older than her though, gots to be some gold-diggin going on here.
 

HALO ANGEL, best smile.
 

Hey, Plinky:
Uhh, nuclear aircraft carriers don't have pistons in the engine room. They have "pistons" just below deck that are known as catapults that launch planes. That would have been a better illustration since they launch aircraft that weigh up to 70,000 lbs to 140 knots in about 300 feet. That, my friend, would leave a mark--probably on the back of his head in the form of an exit wound--which wouldn't be all bad since she would be free for the rest of the night.
 

I agree with Coach on Halo Angel.

This girl gives bad head and gets mad if you touch her butthole.
 

@ ufo destroyer.

Touche. Next time I'll hope for a little poetic license.

I was looking for a visual of something that 'rams' or 'churns' with such force that the act of being sodomized by a 19" thick and meaty dildo would inspire such laughter that ....


joke's over plinky. let it go.
say goodnight.
 

Ahhh another reprieve by the king's daughter...
 

as others have suggested, i'd probably give the Sweetest Smile award to Halo Angel. man that was a great smile. i didn't vote for her in the Girl Next Door category because she had slightly more makeup than Stonehott. but i have to say, if you factor in the masterfully applied makeup of Halo Angel, then she's definitively hotter than Stonehott.
 

that smile says to me, "do me in the pooper, big daddy Creatch!"
 

DB1, you're confused. Halo Angel definitely has the best sweet smile. But this Sue-Ellen is a close-enough second. I say let's send her a little green tin of Trader Joe's Green Tea Mints and re-name the Sweetest Smile winner Halo Angel.
 

@ ash 10:46

That makes 2 of us. Never seen it. Don't care to. the work I do here is FAR more important.

@ Plinky

I gotcha covered.

She reminds me of Christie Brinkley.

Before she became a cum-dumpster for mutant choadbags, of course.
 

She's the hottest chick I've seen on this site! Damn!
 

I thought Tin Tin was a fartknocker?,shes nice though......