This is NOT "Where It's At"
 

D-Bag Bouillabaisse.
 

Black coat,
White shoes,
Blackhat,
Cadillac,
Yeah....
The boy's a douche-bag.
 

DAMNIT!!! The Nicker beat me to it!!! Good on ya, lad. See what I get for not refreshing my browser once in a while?

HAHAHAAAA nice mini-gut rocker on asshat to the left of Hawkfag. It's too small, too low and too gay. And his paunch makes it all the more pitiful. And--oh, bugger, is hawkfag wearing his belt OVER his shirt? Wow, that's even more tardo than belt tilt! Ah, gawd, it's all too much to take. I don't even know where to begin. Holy shit. I need to go back to the kitchen, get another cup of coffee and try this again. BRB.
 

I dont think, despite their last few albums sucking, you can EVER call 2 of the members of Rancid douchebags.

They looked like that before it was cool and got chicks.

I demand a re-count.

Army of DOuche-ness
 

This is a weak entry on the hott side, although the douchitude is "off tha chain boooyee!"

I mean, dude, when I was 19 I rocked a blue mohawk....but these guys are in their 30's.

This whole picture makes me go meh.

Halo Angel and I disapprove.
 

The mohawked one is definitely Lars Frederikson from Lars Frederikson and the Bastards / Rancid...The one in the middle faintly looks like Tim Armstrong from Operation Ivy /Rancid / a million other bands.
 

I'm just saying that maybe yes it's a bit odd they're still on this at their age but you couldnt even touch them back in their heyday, not to mention again, that it really wasnt all that cool. Those weren't H&M clothes meant to look trashy, they were trash and smelled bad...

Won't you still be rocking the same style of the period in your life you thought was the best when you're past your prime? This is pretty typical.

Army of DOuche-ness
 

As far as Beck lyrics, it doesn't even need rewriting...

Forces of evil on a bozo nightmare
Ban all the music with a phony gas chamber
cuz ones got a weasel and the others got a flag
Ones on the pole, shove the other in a bag
With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose-job
The daytime crap of the folksinger slob

Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?


*sip.....Ahhh...Sumatraaaaa!*
 

I think they're just carrying wicker-chest to the lifeguard station to have his abdomen removed. It's obviously gone septic and is being rejected by the rest of his chicken-legged body.
 

@medusa

are you drinking your sumatra from a pimp cup? because it's things like that which make you the only woman I would cheat on Halo Angel with.


That and the latex and vinyl.
 

How did all three of these things escape from the port-o-potty? Astounding.
 

No.
Sleep.
Till Porta-Poo.
 

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...And Out Come the Bags
 

while I appreciate the clear resemblance to rancid, I want to take a moment to applaud bagger vance on being the only one to actually come up with some beastie boys lyrics in response to "operation (poison) ivy in the crotch."
 

They may not be as popular as they once were but being that they are in a fairly well known band doesn't the "rock star" exception apply to the Rancid guys?
 

RE Rock Star Exemption/Exception:

Assuming there are 2 Rancid guys in the pic, I submit that they could be guilty of Douche by association.

(For the record, I'm not a Rancid hater. They're no Buzzcocks or Stiff Little Fingers, though.)

Fuck Fung.

P.S. Port-O-Let = Best staging since "Still Life With Coors Light."
 

@ douchelexic 11:13

Actually, I'm drinking Sumatra out of a green-stripe 1950's Buffalo restaurantware cup. With a saucer. I'm a lot more square than you think.

And as for the pimp cup, it's actually a vamp cup. I eschew the bling, but if it's black and shiny, I'm on it. And if you bring Halo Angel along for the ride, it's not really cheating.
 

"Hair on Fire"
"Flaming Asshat"
"Red Hawk in skullduggery shirt"

(Who's even looking at the others, his hair and shirt are so silly they draw all the attention)
 

the hawk's alright by me. those other two fucksticks however, are a different story. middle douche has a frigging bandana on under the over-sized tilted cap. maybe thats why his hat looks photoshopped...? i swear this is a douchebag motto: when you cant decide between things to wear, just wear all of it.
 

@ medusa....

if it's black and shiny i'm on it...hahahahaha. that gives me amazing visuals.

and it's not square if you use a saucer. it gives it that touch of class.
 

They're not douchebags!
(INSTITUTIONALIZED!)
You're the one who's a douchebag!
(INSTITUTIONALIZED!)
 

example: if you're wearing a belt, the suspenders are unnessecary. i take it back - hawk's a tool. i just like his hair.
 

@crackedactor - lol nice reference
 

Rancid gets a pass. I'm not saying they are gutter punx... but they lived the life in their own way. What bugs me are the weekend warrior mohawks and hat tilters who wouldn't know anything about getting by on their own. The trustafarian bags and spray tanned pouters.

- Douchey Smurf
 

What is with the sideways ballcap guy's stomach?
He needs to get that checked. It looks like he might have a cantelope-sized abdomenal tumor.
 

@ bag queen

I saw this pic and flashed back to 8th grade.
 

I am shocked no one pointed out the WAL-Douche in the background flippin the bird.
 

Ah...Lars totally gets a pass, he's a cool motherfucker, douchebag on his right with the sideways ballcap on however is still pissed that Lars stole his belt. Nice.

Damn you Medusa for giving me the IOB again! ....stupid latex pics...it's like my kryptonite...
 

If these were members of say, A Simple Plan, then I'd say definate douche. However, it's Rancid, and they've made music I actually like, so, while I'm not giving them a full nottadouche pass, I am giving them a conditional exclusion.

Yes, I am ashamed that I actually know who A Simple Plan are.

Tim Armstrong looks to be developing what's known in the business as a "VD pouch."
 

VD as in Venereal Disease?

what does that have to do with a mini-gut?
 

I didn't say I understood the terminology, I'm just saying I use the terminology.
 

The burnoff pipes at the refinery on the north side of Indy sported a new look: paintjobs with the appearance of douchebags in skull-shirts with checkerboard belts and suspenders. It's the most recent ad campaign for the fabled Indy500. An unidentified festival Princess poses with two locals at the site.
 

Douche - What I really hate is Douche,
And in the A/X its douche,
Cause in the orange skin its douche,

I hate the way they walk,
And it hurts to hear them talk,
And they always leave a poo pile,
From White Castle to the Nile

Back in the day,
There was this douche around the way,
He liked my chest piece, "32D, eh?"
I said I would not give him play
He asked me, "Please?" I said, "No fucking way"
His pants were tight and that's not ok,
If he would dance I would flee away,
I shoved him off the dock down by the bay.

/dances
 

Is it supposed to hurt this much? Is it?!!!

I'm trying to focus all of my energy on the port-a-potty in the back, knowing that it is an oasis in the desert of poo before me.
 

This should be a comments gold mine, considering you can use Rancid, Beck, or Beastie Boys lyrics to mock.

Let me join in . . .

Come on douchebags, please don't show me what you got
For them there's no salvation


To all the brooklyn girls
To all the french girls
To all the oriental girls
Chinese...
Japanese...
To all the swiss girls
To the italian women
To the upper east side
To all the jamaican girls
And to the top-less dancers
Australian...
And Brazilian
To the southern belles
To the puerto rican girls
To the stewardesses flying around the world... GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THESE GUYS


And of course,

These douchebags typify
The logic of our sex laws
Handcuffs should be slipped on their wrists
For trying to be young again
After seeing this picture
I'm a full grown man
But I'm not afraid to cry
 

@the nicker.

I know most Rancid songs by heart and all the older Beastie Boys but hate Beck.

was thew first part from BB's "girls" section where it's "to do the dishes, to do the laundry"?

what about the 2nd?
 

Nice lyrical work ladies and gentlemen. Couldn't even begin to match it.

So I'll sing the chorus to Ruby Soho to my empty office and imagine the Hottrophone's head on the Hypothetical Gun Rack.
 

Lars' not a bag.
 

The Rancid boys are not douche bags. You are wrong on this one......although Tim may be leaning that way, but not Lars.
 

I agree they are not douche bags.
You are wrong on this one......correct it ASAP!
 

Rancid...........not bags
Other tool in pic.......bag
Chick........hot!!!!
 

yeah, at least one of those is from Rancid, which is actually credible, despite my greatly disliking punk
 

As someone who was in the same social circle as Tim (aka Lint) Armstrong in Berkeley back in the day, let me assure you that he is indeed a douchebag. His bands were always great, but let's just say the lights are on but nobody's home.

Asshat
 

Why is Freddie Prinze Jr. showing the ASL sign for "h"? Is he calling us all "haters"?
 

@ boatbutter. LOL at the rancid line!!
 

This is what 30 year old guys that live with Mom and work at guitar center look like.. She is giving some lucky boy courtesy sex and by courtesy I mean 10 minute fake orgasim and fake number sex missionary position only because shes nice and she feels bad for this loser and Jeagar rules!!
 

rancid kicks ass! yall should check out tim armstrong's ex wife. hot!
 

I really do not like punk, Rancid especially. It's just not something I've ever gotten into. I just can't make myself give these guys passes. Lars - BIG maybe, I have yet to see justification for such action though. He has suspenders attached to his belt which is not even on his fucking pants. But there is no overt hott gropage and I'll give him credit for that seeing as how he's closest to her. The other two...

We got homes in the middle with the gansta tatt on his gut, pants falling down his ass, hat fucked up, and trying to make an "I'm a hard motherfucker" face.

Freddy Prince Jr. on the left is guilty of throwing signs, HAT TILT, and chin pubes.

I just cannot in good conscience give them a pass. They're low level but all infections get out of hand when not properly treated at the first sign. Treat it now and stop the spread!
 

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No way man. They been dressing this way before it was a douche thing. Since the 80's. Respect!
 

No one who was in Operation Ivy can ever be called a douchebag, sorry.
 

Yeah Goyyyyyyy !
 

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Someone who has been dressing the same way for 20 years will not gain my respect. Hat tilts, pants exposing 2-3" of boxers, and gut tattoos have always been douchey. I still don't know wtf is going on with that belt either.

That's like saying Oprah wasn't obese 20 years ago because she was overweight before the majority of the American population was.
 

No. You are an idiot ashfish. Hating on Rancid. The dude has looked that way since the mid 90's.
Rockstar exemption applies here. Move the hell on.
 

Asshat,
Are you kidding me? He might not be that bright so how does that make him a douchebag?
I call bullshit and have to say that you are the douchebag for lying.
Master Douche
 

Freddy Prince? How about Jake Gyllenhaal! Speecy spicey sausage!!!!!!!!
 

Rockstar Exemption :


Douchebag Penal Code, s. 211 and 212


"A person is guilty of douchbaggery if he alters his otherwise normal appearance *, and immediately before or at the time of doing so, and in order to do so, he uses any person or puts or seeks to put any person in fear of being then and there subjected to grease."

"Said ruling will be in place regardless of occupation or recreation."



* including but not limited to: tattoos in poor taste, altering the location of the brim of an otherwise fine fitting cap on his head, creating hand movement beyond a wave or leaving them at one's side, sporting military attire when never having served in a branch of the armed forces and creating a facial expression representing mid-kissing action or other offensive [sic] snears or snarls whilst being photographed

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So in other words, a rock star is exempt only if he isn't a douchebag like anyone else, sorry 'bout that but it's in the penal code, these guys are dooo-ooo-sh bags
 

Tim Armstrong or not, he's a douche. It IS possible to be a douchebag and in a band. Look at Buckcherry.
 

which is worse, the bags or the shitters behind them?

as someone who needs to use shitters on a regular basis and knows about all the ungodliness of human waste in confined spaces, i can positively say that these bags are 10x worse than the shitters on a shitmeter of 0 to shit.
 

oh for fuck's sake we're still debating about rockstar exemptions? such things shouldn't even exist.
 

Hawk gets the notadouche pass, with a shout-out to the Exploited, G.B.H., and the great Andre Dawson.

Mad respect to Operation Ivy, but you must concede that the other two have forfeited any and all punk-rock cred they may have brought to the festival with the douchey hand gesture, douchey tilted hats and douchey, shitass "I'm so hard" pout.

Fuck Fung.
 

the disembowelry boys
 

your mom busted in and said, 'what's that noise?'
aw, ma, you're just jealous it's the beast-ly boys!
 

Sorry DBag 1, but they must be exempt. That mohawk is older than most of the hotts on your site.
 

Are those the 2 fingers he likes when he goes to see the proctologist?
 

I'm resigning from the human race...
 

Tim and Lars are not douchebags, they are the real deal. I actually remember when Tim went by the name "Lint" and hung out on Telegraph Ave in Berkeley playing a beat-up ass guitar whose neck was duct-taped back on to the body. They are punk rock.
 

I definately don't think that Rancid are douchebags. They were allways like this before it became trendy. Did someone take this picture on the worped tour? Their lyrics are political and the talk about more things then themselves. Besides, I though you liked punk Douche1?! What's up with mocking punks?
 

I agree Rancid are not DB's... get a better group of ass clowns to rip.
 

halfway to a shocker. and Plake, dude!
 

I was at a SuperBowl party with Tim a few years back, & he was a pretty cool cat

pass on the lot of 'em
 

Wow, I can't think of anyone less douchey than the members of Rancid. Who are we going to see on here next, Jimi Hendrix? He wore some crazy clothes, he must be a douche too.

I thought being a douche was a state of mind. Bad choice. This hurts the credibiliy of DB1.
 

It seems like DB1 blew it on this one. Not a douche!
 

Down wit' da Wiggas.
 

Yeah, mohawks enhance the sound of the music. Right. Douchebags all.
 

When you Hair likE a RoostEr... DuBag recommends... you must specify your PreFerred sexual preference.
 

Ouch. Rancid rules. I used to see Lint ride his motocross bike up to the Dwight Derby track to go jogging. I always loved that he jogged with a biog ol' bike chain and lock around his neck. No way in hell these guys are douchebags, even if they look the part. But the chick is Hott...
 

Tim and Lars get passes. They are originals. The third wing and the chick, however, no passes.
 

Yep..not douches. You have to draw the line somewhere. This is some Gilman Punk-Rawk shit. Farthest thing from douches.
 

'Cause being on MTV, drinking 40s,
wearing sports jerseys, and having your band's swag sold at Hot Topic is really punk rock.

I loved Operation Ivy. They should have stopped there.
 

Tim and Lars are cool guys, the girl isn't that hot, and the other guy is a loser. Ok, so Lars' belt/suspenders over the shirt are a little lame, but he's Lars Frederiksen. It's ok.
 

Destination unknown, why do these guys look like such douche
 

Yeah, Rancid have always looked like douches.
 

ps. Big ups to the Beck references of yore
 

You guys are all lame! It's Rancid's fault hot topic sells their shit. Move on assholes!
 

Lars is not a douche.