BWAAAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! 'Cuz the devil likes Macy's, too.

And WTF is going on with his teeth?
They are as black as his soooooouuulll.....

Puffy pink curtains on the left is waiting for a cool breeze to blow up that tent Ah, when will this faux-maternity style die and go away? Or at least, when will the fat chicks START wearing these mumuus and when will the hot chicks STOP?
 

Here's DJ Bello aka Bobby Batz's new Youtube account. Have at it.

http://www.youtube.com/user/gOtYaMoNeY
 

I would be able to see more of the Lacy Dress Hott's suckle thigh if this faggot weren't trying squeeze a turd out on the floor in front of her.

Ever so slightly pulling up on that dress . . .

Is that Big League Chew in his pocket?
 

Bela Lugosi's dead.

But he's coming back to kick this choad's ass.


In the name of all that doesn't suck...
 

Ah, cant you see, sister morphine, Im trying to score
 

@medusa

Only when they find something worse. I predict the next dress craze will be what I call "the inverted cone." Through a complex arrangement of wires, springs, and Lycra, the dress will come to a sharp point mid-calf, then increase in size to approximately a 3-foot diameter around the neck.

Next year: The icosahedron.
 

@Medusa Oblongata 11:57

I could be wrong but I think that is a mouth guard to protect his boyfriend's junk as he fellates.
 

"Hahaha"

"KeViN is soooOOOOooo edgy andfunny. He spells his name K-e-V-i-N...he's soooOOOoooo cool..!"

"Well I think he likes me.. he explained his tattoo sleeve to me... it's about Tibet and monks and monkeys and the rain forest and deathrock and skull heads.....


(All): >>> Sigh! <<<
 

brothabag leon needs to crush this choad between his index and thumb.
 

Yanno, the ultimate irony is that these buttlumps seem to think paying 80 bucks for a t-shirt plastered with a logo that will obsolete in 5 years is a good idea.

The names may change but the choad remains the same.
 

wait, i think the joke's on us.

that's corey feldman
 

Flung poo cannot be unflung. Get those girls some raincoats.
 

when not delivering pizzas or playing rock band on his PS2, Izzy makes extra money at sorority functions allowing the hotts to take pictures that will scare their father.
 

What a badass!
 

Did the chick in the pink forget to shave her pits?
 

Even the wall is douchey.
 

No really, is this a costume?
 

I kind of "get" the two girls in black hanging around with this guy, but the chick in the linen tent does not fit. She seems a little too bohemian for this scene.
 

It would be nice if this were a 'bag tag, but something tells me it's not. What a downer.

And Medusa, you echo my thoughts on the "preggo-wear."
 

He looks like every third kid that befriends me on myspace. Shocking, I know.
 

Does he...does he have dual belts? DOES HE HAVE TWO MOTHER FUCKING BELTS?!?! My confusion and anger are killing me. I have a strange feeling that one day, hopefully far from now, this site will be the death of me. Be it from a shootout, electric chair, or simply from one of these pictures killing my will to live.



Seriously? Two fucking belts? He spits in the eyes of the gods. May mighty Thor strike him and his family down.
 

Ug. Boob curtains. Worst thing to happen to women's fashion since actually putting clothing on women.

Ok, so that is clearly a tat shirt. So did he cut the arm off the other side to make it less obvious or what? And is that a giant wart on the thumb of his right hand? Nice find, girls.

By the way, did any of you see that Richard Pryor standup where he talks about going to Africa and said "Ain't no niggers in Africa"?

Well, I just got back from Nicaragua, and there ain't no douchebags in Nicaragua. It was wonderful. No tats, no Jesus bling (and these people LOVE Jesus), no grillz, no fauxhawks, no hand gestures. There was always a smell if burning garbage everywhere, but I'll take that any day over the scent of Axe or Tag. I was clearly the biggest douchebag around for MILES, possibly in the entire country. Anyway, it is blessed. Anyone who needs a respite from the world of bags, go there.
 

@ Shamspear

The superfluous second belt is as passé as heroin at this point. Something "Miami" did it months ago.
 

I hate those tit curtain dresses or whatever you call them--that design should be reserved for a wedding where somehow a really skanky bride is by some happenstance friends enough with really hot chicks who are gonna be bridesmaids and you have to make the skanky bride look hot in comparison to the really hot bridesmaids. So that would be the only occasion where those curtain dresses would have a redeeming social value, IMHO.
 

@mass
Yeah dude, I know it's low key compared to what other people do around here, but Sweet Zombie Jesus man. Come on. Seriously. They're like the exact same belt.
 

It's nice to know Casio is customizable with snap-on spikes for instant douche status. I for one would like to test its underwater capability
 

"What's taters, Precious? What's taters, eh?"
 

OK, either

a) He took a Sharpie to his front teeth,
b) he bought a $2.99 plastic grill at the bong shop,
or c) He drives to Mexico for his dental work.

Either way, all three of these freshman hotts really hate daddy.

And if there were a just God, this metal wigger would go home from the club every night to a dark home where his mother would beat the fuck out of him before applying the ice water enema.
 

These seem to be children. Playing dress up. In a basement. Painted by someone who has no knowledge of cutting in.

"I only wish, to catch a fish, so juicy sweet..."
 

Yep, that’s the dude who played piccolo for the Grunting Gunt Gobblers.
 

"We told you they wasss tricksssy! Yesssss.....Precious wants the hottses to play with his Preciousss, but they won't do it! Gollum! Gollum! Why does they hurtssss usss?"
 

Whoa my boy Bobby Batz is bringing it with his new videos!
 

@ Zen Wizard 1:50 PM

YES! tit curtains are as bad as ghoulbaggery. whatever the fuck the middle hottie is wearing reveals a lot of thigh and must be tight up there too. good on ya.
 

@Vader 1:29 - well said on all fronts.

Boob curtains... is this the first time women actually go for the pregnant look? It's just tragic.

And yes, I saw that Pryor bit. Classic stuff.
 

fling a nuetron charged bolo around the lot of 'em!
 

Aw. Mystery Jr. Your dad would be so proud... if he was aware of fathering you.
 

Looks like ghoulbag got caught in the act in the gloryhole room of his local sex shop by by the drunk pajama party triplets.
 

Uhm, I know this guy, really.
 

My GOD! He just shat rorschach all over that wall!!!
 

Tripp is hot and size does matter. that is why the little skanks are hanging with himm...go tripp
 

What the hell is this DB1? What the hell is this?!!!!

I don't know whether to mock, scream, or run like crazy, so I guess I'll do a combination of the three...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

....and it looks like he has two soul patches, one on his chin and one on his teeth. Also, this is what you would get if you combined Vanilla Ice, Tommy Lee, and Billy Armstrong in a blender and hit pulse....

(Runs and hides in nearest convent for the sake of her mind and helpless lady garden)
 

LOL @ Vin 12:23


"Tripp is hot and size does matter. that is why the little skanks are hanging with himm...go tripp" - Anon

Amazing, thank you for that enlightenment. It's good to know women are horndogs too. Little known fact, tripp is also a sign of the end of days.
 

I see dresses like Pink's here and it takes me back to my good ol' high school days when the style was similar and all the guys called them "who-dunnit?" dresses.

As for his teeth, if poo could emanate from that orifice, then it already has stained the enamel and the chin.

Pass the bowl cleaner.

And a really big brush.

We'll do the whirly later.
 

i'm assuming the two belts are needed to hold up his pants after that incredible shit that he looks like he might still be taking.





douche.
 

The freshman girls cheer as Mongo is dared to crap his own pants
 

Holy Shit. That guy would make an awesome gargoyle.
 

that guy looks like a pimp to me!

why dont u guys put some clothes on and find some girls urself & stop all the hating! ........all u do is stay safe behind ur monitors. fuckin dorks!!! ..... that guy problebly has more chicks than you'll ever have in your whole dungeons & dragons life!........u all are wastes...... besides he can l;ook like that if he wants. he's super talented & in a bad ass band. ... get off ur moms compuer before she cathes u wacking off to pornhub!
 

Uh, Anonymous 9:36......

He may get lots of girls (I blame early onset demetia on this) and he may be in a "bad ass band", but can he spell? Can he afford to go to the dentist and get whatever that is on his teeth checked out? Can he not look like a total asswipe? Can he?!

I think not. And this is why we mock.

PS: As a female myself, I have no desire to score chicks, so the jealousy theory of why I write on this site is out of the question. I'm just sick of men parading around like this and expecting girls to fall and swoon all over them. It's disturbing and unnecessary.

PPS: I hope I meet your ass in a bar one day. If you even remotely resemble a douchebag and approach me, I will empty my drink in your lap and break my glass over your head.
 

Is anyone else in doubt as to whether or not this bag has been a dude all his/her life?
 

@Buffy's PPS, 11:31 a.m. -

Oh damn, I sincerely hope I am there to watch that!


@the Ghoulbag "anon," 9:36 a.m. -

Cliché much? Your insults are as old as the stains on what's left of your teeth.
 

@ Buffy 11:31

*Thunderous applause*
 

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get lost anon 6:41 - this site is interested in douchebags, not handbags.

....

Uh, do you have anything in baby seal? to match my dolphin-skin high-heels?
 

DB1 this is one of the funnier posts I've seen in a while
hilarious commentary thankyou man
 

this thread has evolved into a higher state of existence. that is all.
 

@Don't wheeze the douche

Convulsing...with...laughter...got...to...stop...laughing...
 

This guy has to win next week's HCwDB poll. He even beats out Deathtongue II by a mile because at least D II doesn't look like someone shat across his teeth.
 

@DarkSock, 2:26 p.m. (sic) -

""What's haters, Precious? What's haters, eh?""

I think we all need to post this quote and a photo of Gollum/Smeagol anytime some douchebag anon comes here to defend its ilk and calls us "haters."
 

Are they tasty? Are they crunchably delicious?
 

COOL!!!!

Rosie O Donnell trying to take a shit on drunk sorority girls!
 

Skankshitter!