Yes! Fuck you, democracy! All hail the supreme and all powerful leader, DB1! You are wise sir. We will not let you down.


Ok, first obvious omission: HBT. Anyone who objects to this obviously doesn't belong here and should be summarily murdered for his or her ignorance. Let us correct this gross miscarriage of justice before we go any further.
 

The chick in the black is so hot I almost didn't notice the donkey douche in the background.

Douchey Lewis and the News
 

where's Holy Blue Triangle?????
 

I'm going to have to agree with you there on HBT. My goodness, that's a blue triangle...However, I prefer this picture better. The chaod is chaodier and I think its a better picture. She's not being horribly squished and mauled in this one and well...boobies. I prefer a good picture of boobies over cooch any day.

Man, I'm going to have some work ahead of me when I get home scouring through all of the hotts! So much boobie! So much suckle thigh! What's a girl to do!!
 

I can't remember the name of the post, but it was a "trainwreck" with a long-haired brunette pulling up the rear. In a doorway. I think she was holding a bottle and he was wearing a mandana.

And Samurai Scrote's shimmering chickie!
 

Oh, also, do we have any guidlines? For example: no professional hotties (I'm talking convention girls, other event models, professional cheerleaders, etc.), no siblings, must have full view of assets, that kind of thing. Or are we just going to run with the lot of them and see who strikes our fancy?
 

it was random selections. but i still feel honored.

i have to look around for a bit. there's one i have in mind, but i gotta make sure it's not up already.
 

I forgot how spectacular Pajama Choad's Hott and Pippy are.


Choose wisely review board!
 

lol anyone remember this picture?
 

Let your fancy be stricken, Ashfish. No guidelines, just Hott.

The Trainwreck, I believe, was in front of a refrigerator, like a trailer park version of 9 1/2 Weeks. It makes my intestines roil just remembering it.

There was another on a boat, but I think that was the Shipwreck.

You can't all pick HBT now, c'mon.
 

I think it's very worthy to mention HBT over and over again. HBT, HBT, HBT...

Wait, what are we doing again?
 

ok, I found it:

Doggie Baggin On The Island, July 08:

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DoggieBag-704029.jpg
 

shouldbag islander's hott be up for competition? shit, i think the pic could use some front page exposure as well, it always represented for me the textbook perfect hot chick with douche face/maneuver.
 

DB1 - Thanks for putting Surfer Kelly on the list. She continues to stir my loins like Giada De Laurentiis stirs a hot pot of risotto. Yummy.
 

@bcs

I just came back here to put in a link for Bag Islander's Hott and her bootlace bikini. She warms my heart. Or some part of me.
 

All these Hott choices are
overwhelming me.
 

Random selections my booty! DB1 knows I love hott chicks more than all you other homosexual regulars.

heh heh!

Oh, and thanks for a limerick today DB1!!

About f'ing time.
 

Lawd have mercy
 

As usual, I will need a bottle of Knob Creek and a couple hours to sort this shit out...

... I'll be back.
 

Okay, you folks get busy posting those hott candidate photos. I'll be right back with the lotion and Gatorade. Large bottle of each.
 

Buttastic
 

well that's it for now. must attend to real life now. bag islander is officially my nomination. will return later after gym and drinking.
 

While i was momentarily saddened to not be chosen, when i saw that the future Mrs. Douchelexic nee Halo Angel was in there already I was ok with it.

In the meantime, i wholeheartedly support the endorsement of HBT. And by wholeheartedly I mean...aw shit, you know what i mean.

Also, has anyone mentioned the lovely and munchable Surfer Kelly yet?
 

I went deep into the archives for this one: Spider Bag's hott.
 

Holy crap, douchelexic is right. Surfer Kelly's name should be bandied about. While I bandy about between her perfect thighs.
 

Surfer Kelly is on the list.

What about Metaphysical Hooligan's Carly Hott? She and HBT are currently the two most noteworthy omissions thus far, I'll wager.
 

And damn, I can't believe I was randomly chosen for this honor! I hope I live up to it before my wrists break down.
 

DB1,

I'm a poor baghunter,fan,douchebag at heart.

We all have our favorites, but please take these hotts into consideration.

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB7195-739898.jpg

Snuggles
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB7080-774791.jpg

Fro Hott (for boobvious reasons)
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB7113-754204.jpg

My all time fave hott Pocahontas
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB8009-759188.jpg

With that being said, I am willing to donate 20 hard earned dollars to the DB1 Ho Ho fund, to get those 4 in the Hall of Hott. Especially Poca. DB!, she still haunts my dreams with her soft doe eyes and ample bosoms strained against that black material. No other hott is that hall worthy before her.

Pocahontas........ Never forget.
 

For your consideration HoHH: She's kinda plain, but there is just something about Uhm...boobs (Jan 19, 07) that catches the, ah, eye.
 

I second bcs' choice @ 2:37. Honeydew are calibrated to that tush.
 

What, no love for Samurai Scrote?
 

While compiling the master list, sometimes I will have to throw one out there for early consideration. For example, State School Hott
 

swedouche meatballs hott!
 

Congrats to all the newly crowned Hott Hunters! *applause*


Now... about this picture.

Fishnets, boy-cut undies, girlies about to kiss, and beer. What more could one possibly want from a party? And will you just LOOK at the hott in the black there? Holy. Fucking. HELL.
And...


Boobies.

Oh yeah - there is a douchechoad in the back. And I don't care.
 

What about Where's Waldouche? She really is incredible.
 

@ Vader


Thank you. You just gave me "Yes honey I'm getting dinner ready before you get home" material.

@ Anon

Go fuck yourself cheese-dick.
 

@Je prends, 3:06 p.m. -

That's "April" from the HoH.
 

Oh shit I totally forgot!

Sam From Austin!! She got a bag tag back in Oct!!!!

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB10033-736769.jpg

I believe we all decided whether she actually was or not, that the girl in the middle in red was Sam. She was sam in our dreams.
 

the first one I thought of was scrotey mariner's chick- she has to be in it.

bcs was right on point with that one

and as a guideline, the douche should at least be a stage 2, but I'm willing to give Stonebag a pass for being, well, stoned.
 

and HBT without a second thought- there are at least 4 out there
 

though I am not one of the hott hunters, i don't think the douche should be considered even remotely in the decision of which hotts end up in the HOH.
 

I concur with Douchelexic. Sue Ellen 1 is definitely deserving even though her "douche" companion is rather ho-hum.

And by "ho-hum," I'm sure he hums like a ho, but he's not overtly baggish by any means.
 

What, no love for Samurai Scrote? That's the hottest bitch on the planet.
----------------

Regarding this picture:

Billy "Pork Chop" McGillicutty, the poor man's David Copperfield, was stripped of his magician's license in the State of Utah when the climax of his magic act ended with the beheading of one of his assistants after he performed his most daring trick, "Shoot an apple off a woman's head with a 12-guage shotgun."

McGullicutty was found to have a blood/alcohol content of .095, or, the equivalent of 300 Coors Lights.
 

lets not forget there were some tasty girls in the Halloween links this year
 

Please consider Hot from Fall Out 'Bag and Saturday Hot.

It isn't a boob thing. It's more of a Cleavite thing.
 

Another insert that had to happen: Lei Hotts

My hands are sweating. Seriously.
 

First in the HOH should be Plinky's Mom.

for obvious reasons.
 

So far no mention of one of my most favoritest hotties of all time: That cat-eyed mischevious minx that was always hanging on Donk.

And somebody mentioned the Sun Boobie Goddess in another post. I second that.
 

i dunno....this picture just really doesn't do anything for me. I am so done with the beer girls. it's like they love me and love me and love me until i buy a coors light and then they're off to the next poor sap.
 

@ Vader
Fucking stop it, man! My wife's going to get home and wonder why my dick is rubbed raw and why the lotion is out even though I tell her that a guy using lotion is "gay."

@ douchetoevsky

We can make it happen. I wonder what my mother would do if I actually submitted a pic of her to this website? Hmmmmmmmmm ...
 

@Douche Unto Others 3:24pm

I thought about her, too, but somehow, with the Donk's arrest, she feels tainted. Like Roland Burris has been with Blagojevich. They're both probably just fine, but it's just soiled.

And she has skinny arms.
 

My penis just gleaked. I gotta stop reading this thread until I get home and bury myself in booze.

... and yes, my vote can be bought...
 

@plinky-

i could make an obvious joke here about a wide angle lens, but i'll just sing instead:

"Plinky's mom, has got it going on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long
Plinky can't you see?
Your mom's the girl for me
I know it may be wrong but,
I'm in love with Plinky's mom"
 

Somebody find Boobie Sun God pronto!

And here's a second for Bag Islander's hott!
 

Uh, Plinky? You might want to avert your eyes...

Black Betty
 

Ahhh! Much boober.
 

Yellow dress

Can we nominate a dress? In the immortal words of sock, "Yellow is the new boner."

Busted face but I still have a soft spot in my heart for that dress except replace soft with wet and heart with pants.
 

BTW new avatar.

time to drink!
 

Fuck you Querty! This pic made me want to complete my assimilation in to douche society.

The trey of lei

My favorite Haiku ever!
 

how about this haiku hott? she looks like so much high school dive team innocence.

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB11126-735095.jpg
 

This thread is making me consider ditching dudes for good.

Boobies.

For the love of god, won't someone please think of the boobies???
 

@IHP

for the most part i think of nothing but....oooo....butt.......
 

It took me almost a full 60 seconds to even notice the waldouche in this pic, THATS how good it is.

Much like the Where's Waldo? series, now I cannot look at this pic without being irritated that I know exactly where he is.

For eternity.
 

@don't wheeze

Sue Ellen is already in the hall.

Personally, I've been trying to go for hotts whose bags didn't win douches or HoS. The neglected hott, if you will, because their douche is not douche enough.
 

I'll send second d. baggins vote for the Lei Girls.
 

@ Douchelexic 4:01 -

Those are nice, too. No one's kicking a primo ass pear out of bed. Or out of the Hall of Hott. ;)
 

@ Mr. White 420

I think what don't weeze was saying was that you shouldn't preclude a girl just cuz her douche was borderline at worst.
 

As an asshole, I'll cast the first negative vote: Perosnally, I would black ball yellow dress. And by "black ball," I mean her face is so busted that it just turned one of my balls black.

Although I again affirm my support for one of d. baggins' other choices, the three leis. Yummy cubed.
 

@douchelexic

Oh, I agree. That's what I was getting at with my non-Hall of Scrote strategy. In other words, honoring the hotts whose douches didn't carry them to greater prominence.

For example, if I want to see Fish Slap's Bree, I can find her already in the HoS--I don't need another link. But Bag Island's banging blonde babe wasn't enough to carry him to the heights she deserves.
 

@ Vader

Lei Hotts?

Seriously?

Anybody else here flog the bishop to High School Musical besides Vader?
 

@ Mr. White 4:29 -

I agree about the blackballing, but I'd still do her. That's what brown paper bags are for. But that may just be the gin and tonics talking.
 

I nominate her:

http://ac4.yt-thm-a03.yimg.com/image/09050b8b5efac06c
 

Four Points.
Nuff said.
 

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@BvG High School Musical 1,2, and 3...
 

mark me down as a vote for the following nominations:

lei girls. !!!!!!!!!!

fall out bag's hott

maybe someone can help me here. anyone remember a redhead hott with a lipring and some bad ass ink? i can't find that picture, but i remember i pretended my wife was that chick during sex for like a month. she wasn't super duper hott or anything in the traditional sense, but man she gave me an IOB
 

@ bcs-

Are you talking about Veronica?

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2008/01/veronica.html
 

@IdahoHottPotato

You just made my week. A million thank yous.

Well I'm outta here now. You can thank IHP for my quick departure. Good night.
 

good find IHP. I think i'm in love.
 

laughing my ass off reading my comments under the veronica picture
 

@ bcs

Dude I did the same thing when I was banging your wife. Veronica is hot
 

What scares me is that I remembered her name. She's not even my type.

Oh who am I kidding... she's everybody's type.
 

Thanks for backing me up BCS.

In other news, let us never forget Four Points
 

@D Baggins LOL that was a fuckin long thread for way back then. we are silly bastards.

anyway, i got some business to attend to...
 

I nominate douchetoevsky's girlfriend:

http://ac4.yt-thm-a01.yimg.com/image/db9ee9797cbbdb26
 

I love Sam's Scrote sequin adorned writhing beauty in their silent movie music video. It's VERY Jim Incandenza .


Not only can you hear him SHRED through the void you can smell her Channel #5 tinged wrists as she does a hip weave that would make David Lynch write a movie around it
 

Four points being left off is a travesty of justice on par with anything going on at Gitmo. Please. For the sake of all mankind, you must correct this wrong.

I thank you. No. Your COUNTRY thanks you.
 

Four Points needs to send us a body of her work. Or a MySpace link ....
 

I nominate vin douchal's steady hooker:

http://ac4.yt-thm-a02.yimg.com/image/e863359aab67aec2
 

How about any of these?


http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTb_xTU2VJfXsB.4CjzbkF/SIG=12pfr1mjl/EXP=1231463635/**http%3A//www.crackwhoreconfessions.com/gallery/val/mgp1%3Fccbill=511170
 

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@ Plinky

I get a volume discount for that mouth of hers
 

@ Vin

LOL. Nice.
 

Dammit, Plinky... STOP nominating that thing.
 

I get a volume discount from HER for rather obvious reasons
 

I second the nomination for Veronica. I remember her fondly. And I fondle my member.

(That comment thread was pretty awesome, too. Just found the post where I invited her to ride the "yellow wave" with me.)
 

Let us not forget Old Chap's hott.

I'll throw a second nomination out for Four Points, too. (I don't know if we're doing parliamentary procedure here or anything, but that was the best approach I could figure out.)
 

Veronica, aka "Dirty Pirate Hooker," is actually a co-host of a morning drive radio show that interviewed me. I tracked her down on MySpace, here ya go:

http://www.myspace.com/oaf272005

Check her pics. You can thank me later.

- management
 

okay i said to myself that i would write a limerick before i post in this thread. and now i can finally post!

i'm just gonna read through all the nominations. it's becoming as sexy as porn sites here people.

even Plinky's - OH GOD WHAT THE HELL - i guess this is why Plinky is the HCwDB mascot.
 

thank you, DB1! i'm liking Veronica's taste in music.
 

Ok, last one. How about this sexy beast? (Ladies this one's for you! Oh, and pfah too!)


http://bp3.blogger.com/_Lz5dnvpDVwc/R87Dd-EYzFI/AAAAAAAAAAM/rkUcNaFxSuo/S220/VonD.jpg
 

DB1 you suck. You take your cool life and your funny website and your name-dropping and you choke on it you wicked pissah.
 

Ye Gods. Veronika aka Dirty Pirate Hooker must be in HoH. That is all.
 

How could you forget Swedish Fish and Rump Roast?????
 

Poor Johnny Scrotten; no hott vote pour vous.
 

Right hottie has some fine boobies...Black teaser dress...The Bleeths are total party animals.

I love it when the volleyball players wear net stockings instead of just hitting the volley over the net. They obviously have other kinds of balls on their minds!

Thanks for NOT naming me, DB1, I like my freedom here and it would have had to be a day or more off to search around for other Hotties and then comment on them....
 

I hope the voting members pick a woman with flair:

http://ac4.yt-thm-a01.yimg.com/image/16ddd980f4a9ae1a
 

¡Dios Mío!

I’ve only searched through half the archives and I’m already feeling the buzz from my slowly dissipating bottle of Knob. But, I feel a winner may be coming...

... heh heh heh.
 

Holy fuck DB1, thanks for the link to V. I need 5 minutes, then I'm off to the store to get more Gatorade and a wrist brace.

And for all of you who nominated the Lei triplets; I think it's hilarious that even though that photo has been 'shopped to hell and back, Lon Chaney Jr. in the middle STILL looks like a half spoiled sack of assholes with googly eyes glued on.
 

First of all, if anyone needs to find any douche, bleeth or hott anywhere on these hallowed pages at HCwDB... look no further than our much esteemed and mutually respected Dont’ Wheeze the Douche.

The dude’s a mu’fuckin' walking HCwDB concordance.

Who needs a search engine when Wheeze is in the house?
 

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Maybe not some of ya’lls type, but I’ll throw This Bone out there. Not my official nomination. Just a warm up.
 

Did someone nominate Veronica yet? Fuck those side tatt pics caused me to lose consciousness. Jesus christ deeb wtf are you trying to do us anyway? Seriously we are going to lose bcs for weeks when he sees that. Shit he might divorce his wife just to spank it to her myspace.

Got a q/a on the t&a admin. Are we supposed to throw out random ass boner inducing hotts or should we pontificate as a group and come up with a consensus or is this going to be a round robin thing like the douchies? Just want to know how much KY I should stock up on that's all.

Nice find Croush!
 

The face is a little too masked on Boatmeal, BUT that’s a tight bod.

“She is quite simply a tasty little tart. She looks tighter than a guinea pig’s ear stretched over a timpani drum.

…With my timpani stick, I would beat her drum. And her eyelids deserve all the electrolytes and enzymes my salivary glands could proffer. When she woke up and gave me that apprehensive look, I’d run for the door like an antelope fleeing a lion on the Kalahari plains of Botswana.

That’s right.



Bots. Fucking. Wana.”
 

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A perfect example of DB1 drinking too much Train before posting on a "Hott". Heh heh.

We’ve all been there boss!
 

@Crucial, 7:21 p.m. -

Thanks for those props, but I must admit that my memory of these pages is really good for maybe the last few months - I started posting with any regularity only last spring.

But when it comes to hotts (and by "comes," I mean.....), I suppose I have something of a photographic mammary-----errrrr, memory.
 

Esteemed panel:

I offer your for your consideration 'bag-tagger Veronica (1/25/08) and Mindy from "The Yak" (3/31/08)
 

Amanda's Bag Tag FTW!!!!


i'd link it, but i'm blogger illiterate.....
 

OMG! We just fucking lost baggins!!!

Piper Perabo hot

Boing! Consider this one an official submission. Jump in your wayback machine and pedal all the way back to 6-21-06 for this sublime work. It's like discovering a Rembrant in your granny's garage. This comes from an age when admin had to steal pics from photobucket and flickr only to see the accounts removed at some point.

And while I'm there. 6-05-06
 

Vader's top 20, in order:

20) DB1's future ex wife
Obvious hott, but DB1, she should have ALREADY been up there. Let us hope she doesn't notice that omission when she is picking her next future ex husband...

19) Squidward's Janice
Yummy tummy, yummy smile, slender and gorgeous. Unfortunate that she likes boat driving choadwanks, but what're ya gonna do?

18) Fall Out Bag's hott
Boobies, a swivel of the hips, and obvious comfort in knowing she's hot. Hide your wallets and pray for rain.

17) Meat Loaf's Hott
I hate cowboy hats. I do. But fuck. I would have a 10 gallon one surgically attached to my skull so that I would have to wear it for the rest of my life (including in the shower and in bed) for a chance at her. And so would you.

16) Fire Douche's 2nd hott
She looks fun. Really fun. She'd outdrink you, dances sexily to every song (and likes that you watch), and thinks wearing clothes while at home is dumb. And sometimes while she's out, too. This one might cost you, tho the money wouldn't be the end...but only as a means to more fun. And when you think about it, that is EXACTLY what you have money for.

15) Double your Half-Asians
That they are two fantastic perfect bodied fractionally asian girls is wonderful enough...but one of them is giving me a dirty/piercing look. My penis just cried.

14) Croatia's volley ball team
Anyone ever ask you how you would like to die? Well, I now know my answer. I would like them to wrap their thighs around my head, throat, and torso and squeeze until I explode like a Gallager watermelon.

13) Danish swim team
Team sports are important. They teach values like communication, teamwork, trust, and boobie hottie suckle thigh. Also, instead of quarters, I would like to bounce my face off blondie's ass.

12) Heather's era Winona Ryder
Too much makeup, maybe. But other than that, find a flaw. Go ahead. I'll wait... No? Didn't think so. And I don't even like blondes. Sometimes, tho, one must make exceptions. And by exceptions, I mean pup tent.

11) Four Points
Dave Chapelle said it before and I'll say it again:"Dayum look at those titties!" I mean, yes, the smile is nice and the confident posture tells me good things. But be a lying sack o' dooty if I were to tell you there were any more than two reasons why she made it in at number 11.

10) The Lacy Kiss
Either one of them would have a chance to make the top 20 by themselves. I mean, a bumper bootied brunette or a lucious thighed blonde wearing kneepads are both excellent candidates. But put them in lip lock, and you have your number 10. And by the way, all those guys are complete assholes for not paying more attention.

9) Brie
Not her best picture, but Brie had to make it in the top 10. She's hot and probably personally responsible for bringing us the likes of Fish Slap, Socrates, etc. So here's to ya, Brie. Bless you in all your vacuous hotness.

8) Twelve Days of Christmas
I think Anon said it best: "Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, and yes." Best large group pic on HCwDB. And on the 12th day? I'll take blondie, 4th from left. She hails from Miami, Florida, loves kittens, enjoys painting, is a communication major, and rocks back and forth when you do her doggy style, like a girl is supposed to do. She's open to threesomes, as long as she gets to pick the girl. Ding. Winnah.

7) Lies girls
Lucky cancer having asshole. How come he gets the terminal disease and for his dreams to come true (courtesy of the Make a Wish Foundation) while I have to live this miserable life of beer, bourbon, and internet porn? Life isn't fair I tells ya.

6) A's hotts
Because I like good ink. And sideboob. And to be eye fucked by two smoking hot chicks. And when one hot chick's cleavite presses up against another hot chick's cleavite. And when she looks at me with her mouth slightly gaping...okayyyy, moving on.

5) That dress
Nothing more need be said. Ok, the dopey, innocent look helps for some reason. But mostly, that dress.

4) Lei Hotts
Yes, BvG, I am a dirty old man. Dirty dirty dirty dirtydirtydirtydirtydirty. After seeing this pic, I hope to have a daughter if only for the chance that she'll have friends like this. I would happily dye myself green and run myself through a paper shredder with the hopes that someone would make me into a grass skirt that one of these girls would wear. And also, by now, at LEAST one of these girls is 18. So there. Pthththbbbbt!

3) State School Hott
God bless you, mediocre US higher education system. I mean it. Pictures like this remind me of why college was the best time of anyone's life. Frankly, any time some asshole governor or congressman talks about slashing school funding, we should just show 'em this picture.

2) Island Bag's Hott
Everything that's right in a hottie, everything that's wrong with a picture. This image sums up just about everything that is HCwDB. Underboob, side boob, cleavite. Attitude. Confidence. Tyummy. Hottie. Suckle. Thigh. And I am told that there is even a douchebag hidden somewhere in this picture.








And our winner, the number 1 choice for the perfect woman to ruin Vader's life (drumroll please):









1) Veronica
She was my pic even before DB1 put up her myspace profile (thank you for that, by the way. As soon as I have this list posted, I'm going to go drive around Riverside crying, calling out her name). Contrary to many of the others, she is NOT simple perfection. No no, my friends. It is exactly for her miraculously balanced and complicated flaws that I love her.

I hate pink. Lip rings get in the way. That top is too small. Are those grey slacks? Her skin is a bit blotchy. She's got a bit of a pooch. Button nosed blonde (lame).

And yet, when you put it all together along with the secret ingredient of some of the sexiest and coolest ink I have ever seen, the effect is much like adding fire to the Flaming Homer. The net result is her. Off the charts. She makes me rethink every judgement I have ever made about anything. I would study every inch of her with every spare moment of every day and figure out why it was that it all went sideways. Seriously. No joke here. Trying to be funny, but there is simply nothing funny about this.

Damn.

Right. So there you have it folks. Before I take that drive out to Riverside, I'm gonna go check myself into the hospital for a little while (severe dehydration and 2nd degree friction burns). A couple bags of saline, a little counseling, and all should be well. I hope you all enjoy the task at hand as much as I did. And when I say task at hand, you all know damn well what I am talking about. Mahalo and good night.
 

Also, Squidward's Janice.
 

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Douche Vader’s been working harder than my uncle Rodrigo in the strawberry fields of Camarillo. I think my toilet’s now clogged with remnants of what could have been future ‘lil Heads after that monolithic piece of masturbatory delight.

And your comment about Veronica’s Salton Sea tatt is spot on my liege.

...brb.
 

holy shit... I come home from of day of slaving away to the unmerciful Gods of entertainment which is Maushwitz, to find I have been given the responsibility of nominating a hallowed hott to our esteemed Hall o' Hotts! I'm overcome with the burden of responsibility... or is that just the added weight in my nether sac as I have clicked all the links of the mind numbing hottness of all my distinguished fellow baghunters. Really, it's taken me five fingers of bourbon just to get this far!

this is the greatest honour I have recieived since being named as permanent eraser banger (by Sister Mary Torturilla) in the 2nd grade (I think that was actually detention) thank you DB1 your wisdom transcends a subject as humble as myself (yeah right)!

finally an assignment I can do with an erection (perservance m'boys)!

I do not take this task lightly, & HBT is a slam dunk so I will not bother going there (tho' I have time & again)... golly gee, go fuck myself, what a delicious task lays before me.

oh, & eat your heart out DarkSock!
 

Shut up and get to work Creatch.

This is the Lord's work we carry on with here...
 

All hail four points and HBT!!

Also, I'm gonna take everyone back to the beginning by nominating the hot on the left of the Inverted 'Bag Sandwich. She is small and tasty, just like a tater-tot, and I LOVE tater-tots.

http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/5884/db4592le.jpg
 

I still think Loop Hottie is an early frontrunner for the Hottest Hott Douchie 2009. Will that be enough to get her in the HoH right now? Maybe we should wait on her for awhile, or have DB1 just start posting pics from the WLUP page and force the issue, huh? She might be PTP, but that does not detract from her genuine hottness.
 

@ Vader

I agree with Veronica but my Piper Perabo see-thu look a like was Bob Dole's cure for erectile dysfuction and she can not be left out. I will jettison an Exxon Valdez spill worth of baby batter to V but Piper is just too much for me to even comprehend. How she hooked up with Micheal Moore in the 1st place is perplexing to me.
 

Well I didn't read through all the votes, but it can't hurt to reiterate hotness. So, here are my votes (only 2008, cause I wasn't here before then).

Beetledouche
Bob Lazar's Vision (aka asian girls in Space Douche)
The meatball to my sub
An Alba in the Wild
Playing with the Boys (ala Kenny Loggins)
Old Chap's Gal
Vote for Pedro('s hott) and here
Asian Sailorette
Annabelle

Choose wisely panel...or choose which ever ones you want. It really doesn't matter.
 

@crucial-

the strawberry fields are in oxnard dude. i used to work near them. right around the corner from the spearmint rhino too.
 

@Douchelexic,

You're probably right. I hardly know the dude, but I figured since he lives in Camarillo, he must work there. He lives a few blocks from The Habit... tasty burgers.

Speaking of tasty, I have a feeling my soon coming nomination to the Hall of Hott may please our astute 'bag hunter Archidoucheis.

Who will it be? Only the dregs of my Knob Creek know...

...Spearmint Rhino... ahhhhhh.
 

OK, after a vigorous shower (with 2 midgets, a fiifth of bourbon, a poodle & a circus seal) I'm revved up & ready to go! Cut me some slack Crucial, it's not often I get selected to judge a beauty pageant... uh, & by the way, where are my perks, cuz I'm ready to sell my vote like a puff headed gubner from the midwest.... got me Rod?

Boobies Spake Zarathustra http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB7065-750696.JPG is my front runner, tho I'm still awaiting her return call for the comeback on immortality!

but, who am I kiddin'? lot's of research left here to do... just phoned in my order for a vat of Oil of Ole, got the day off Friday & gonna "delve" deeply into the archives!
 

i used to work near the habit too. those are some damn good burgers. i've worked at all the finest strip joints in ventura county.
 

I'm in stitches Crucial. And by stitches I mean my hands are tied up at the moment. And by tied up I mean after seeing all those hotts my snake swallowed a skittle and I gotta help him get it out...
 

btw, can't hyperlink, cuz I'm an internet retard.... just like to ogle boobies, YA KNOW! tried a tutorial the other day, but, it was for PC & I was drunk!
 

wow, this is harder than I thought

Ms. Easy bake

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB11107-796216.jpg

fires my cylinders
 

sorry I'm late to the game - It's 11.35 and I just put in a 14 hour day... I'm tired. I'm humbled to be a member of such a fine and august band of hunters.

I think we have a problem here. We can talk about hotts, but given the variability of standards, we may need a new "Hall" - the Hall of Bleeth.

I think we can all agree that some delightful creature like Halo hott or Smearkat are clearly Hotts and are probably pretty decent people, all around.

However, there are these creatures like Carly. Now, she is a delectible morsel - if you dig chewing plastic. She is a definite bleeth, and so I would think would be disqualified from any Hall of Hotts.

Hence, I would suggest that a Hall of Bleeth be developed. Now the problem with such is that it's not hard to find some lame ass douchebag with some hideous victim of cosmetic surgery displaying her crack riddled fupa flapping imitation of pultritude.

As a consequence, they can't be just "any" bleeths. Otherwise, Plinky's skantastic CrackHo (tm) girlfriend would be first in line for nomination.

No, these have to be HOTT bleeths, worthy of inclusion on the site, given its purview as HOT CHICKS with duochebags.

So, I would submit that the Bleeths only be selected from previous HCwDB submissions. From that we can collect a fairly quick and really nauseating list of bleethy hotts.

I would also submit that if we are engagin a Hall of Hott, that we also have "hott of the month" competitions. I don't think we need weeklies, as it is very likely that they will be in the HCwDB weekly competitions anyway.

Also, I would suggest a "Bleeth of the Month" award. This would help narrow the cases down. Then periodically, if some Bleeth is outstandingly nausea inducing, she can be Hall of Bleethed immediately. Otherwise it would have to be as a point of competition.

I'm falling asleep. I'm beat.
 

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found this while cullng the site & wanted remind everyone of the homo-doucheness of Fish Slap

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB11024-755403.jpg
 

Creature, this is the website that gave me the refresher on how to hyperlink.

Here

it explains it pretty well.
 

here too!

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DBSlap5-705085.jpg

Oh God! RAID!
 

Thanks Archidoucheis!

to drunk now but will refer back before posting future links! yer a Brah!
 

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Okay, so I’ve finished my exhaustive search. I have full confidence in my fellow hunters and huntress’s abilities to nominate equally worthy hott’s for the remaining nine slots. If anyone feels this nomination is unworthy, then go and thoroughly enjoy begging for a reach around from your wrinkled and mustachioed old lady when you get home from a long day tomorrow...

Ummm... that previous comment had NOTHING at all, whatsoever, to do with me.

And without further ado, my nomination for the Hall of Hott is:

I’m going with my gut and picking the taut arse and delectable smile that is Ice Man’s Hott. And by “gut,” I mean tired testicles. What can I say? I dig the brunette hair, supple heiny, some semblance of side-boob, and that next-door-girl smile that melts unborn baby seal placentas.

I would molest all the mangos and milkweed procured from her mini microwavable muffin with my abundant mucous membranes.

I would yodel Nordic hymns of Athenian praise in Aramaic under a haze of freshly burned Sandalwood while anointing her lady-like knuckles with distilled cinnamon, ambergris, musk, and centipede yogurt, until she awoke with a startled shriek and pushed me off the ladder I discretely perched outside the window above her bed.

I would mount a pogo stick made out of a twenty-four color pen and play a game of centrifugal bumble-puppy on the 101 freeway at 8am on a Friday morning; wearing nothing but sock suspenders and a fanny pack while watching all ten seasons of the WNBA on a big screen TV mounted to the hood of my brother’s passing ’63 Plymouth Valiant; if it meant I could have the supreme privilege of taking a bubble bath with the used urinal cakes from the Lollapalooza restroom her uncle Orlando once relieved himself at during Ministry’s set in the summer of ‘92.
 

Wow! Croosh I respect yer pic....she's hott, but, Ministry.... those guys are Chicagay!
 

@Creatch,

Heh heh. As usual, you are correct...

I almost went with Easy Bake as well. Stellar hott.

When are the rest of you son's of bitches gonna make your official nominations?
 

btw, I refuse to shoot my wad on the selection committee, & I vow to peruse & review all Hotties on the site for my visual defiling, & I intend to use the 7 day period given by our benevolent DB1 for review & perusal of all preforementioned hotts!

may the hottest prevail!
 

@Crucial

Me and you Goose (does the up high down low "Top Gun" high five)
Good vote.
 

@ Crucial

"A mid is a terrible thing to waste" is still on my playlist!
 

ur.... "Taste" yeah that's right!
 

@ Croosh, again...

...like me some low rider broads!
 

Db1 Ex-Wife #7
 

Please give consideration to Barbarino Bag's librarian hottie from December '06!
 

HBT again

http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/9868/db2113zz8.jpg
 

brokeback bucky is all that is wrong with Dallas

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB10021-744661.JPG
 

I must thank DB1 for not nominating me to do some real actual work like picking a selection for the Hall of Hott...I'm too busy painting black construction paper black with a .001 micron (that's tattoo industry speak for doing a huge fucking tribal piece uggh!), and because I'm lazy.

After viewing the choices so far I was going to try and get some sleep until my balls chimed up...

"That's a negative Ghost Rider, the sac is full"

...damn you...damn you all...brb
 

Jenny

very hotttttttttt!

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB8092-729843.jpg
 

The Boobie Sun God
 

@ JCvD 9:48

BWAAAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

Just kidding, brother. I feel your pain, that sucks, man.

BWWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

Snort!

HEEHEEHEEEEEE!!!

Oh crap...tribal armband. See what I get for mocking?
 

All I ask of the Hott Hunters is to be judicious in your selections and keep in mind that it's the Hall of Hott with two ts. In that way you will avoid the fate of the Baseball Hall of Fame voters who shamed the institution by voting in a fuckstick like Gary Carter.
 

veronica's myspace page...
 

Vader @ 7:56...

Bravo! That post is fucking epic!

I want to dip my toast point in
Brie.
 

@Vader

You are #1.


http://sk1.yt-thm-a04.yimg.com/image/cf39b808e396d016
 

That Veronica Vaughn is one. piece. of. ace! I know from experience.
 

I have three nominees if anyone would care to listen.

Fluke Skybagger's Librarian Hott.

Brokeback Bucky's Awesome Dress Hott.

And BOOM! Princess and the Pud Redhead Hott.

Please give these three careful consideration.
 

Ah, yes. URLs:

Princess and the Pud
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB10067-701876.jpg

Fluke Skybagger
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB10028-795228.jpg

Brokeback Bucky
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB10021-744661.JPG

October 07 was AWESOME SAUCE!
 

Godspeed, Hott hunters.
 

A quick question:

Is that Donny Osmond at the back of this photo? Sure looks like him.


Best of luck, hott hunters and huntresses!
 

No sleep, just got back from Riverside, no luck finding her yet. Needed an infusion of hott memory to sustain the effort. And I figure, while I'm at it, I might as well post a few of the memories from the hallowed halls here at HCwDB. These are the pics that, well, do certain things for me, but which couldn't quite crack my top 20.

Here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, and finally, here.

Enjoy.
 

@massengill 633

no you don't. Your friend doesn't either. and you haven't heard.

@ Crucial sometime last night.

Wow, that is a great one, and wholeheartedly support your nomination. Thats 10 times better than Roland Burris. Although Roland Burris is one good lookin brotha.
Was that you I saw on my way to work this morning on the 101?
 

damn vader. as a web designer, bravo. that many hyperlinks would piss even me off.

so db1, is our work here sufficient? should we all like vote one last time on our top 5 we want included or what? what do you guys think? either way, here's my final top 5:

veronica
bagg Islander hott
lei girls
fall out bag's hott
brokeback bucky's hott

and props to vader for all his hard work here.
 

@Vader - thanks for the trip down mammary lane.
 

@bcs

Thanks for including buck's hott. she my not be the most classic beauty, but dear lord, that dress!
 

Ya know, it occurred to me that we are often probably talking about the same girls, but are naming them differently. May I humbly request that for those of you offering finalists, could you include links, or at least just post the URL? BCS, think fall out bag's hott is on my list, but unless i have a link, we can't be sure.
 

i didn't leave links because they are all already linked on this thread

Fall out Bag's hott
 

To the panel:

With Sue-Ellen and Halo Angel deservedly in the Hall, I respectfully wish to nominate Douchestral Cycle's redhead hott.

Fuck Fung.
 

Gotta have Veronica in the hall.
 

I will also throw in a second for Luke Skybagger's hott(s). Both of them are pretty cute, although the Tina Fey/librarian one on the left makes my decimal dewey.
 

Girls - and by "girls" I mean "not women" - like Veronica fail to understand that ink on a body like that is like graffiti on the Trevi Fountain.
 

this is where we hits that generation gap BvG. i think that ink is all kinds of beautiful. but like the schools in snowy cleveland today, i ain't got no class.
 

Jumpin jehuosaphat guys! Its not enough that I have over a gig of pictures to go through and fix for my contest submissions but now i have 175 posts to go through too! It's going to be a long night tonight, I'll need to make a beer run before I go home :).

In any event here's a few of my preliminary picks from a random sampling of months(mind you without going through the thread to see if they've been mentioned yet):

Leprechaun Hott
Limey Hott
My Favorite Criss Angel Hott
And Uber ScroteNut's Hott

So much boob, so much douche.
 

Fucking typos in links, here's the Criss Angel Hott
 

There are just too many girls for me to keep track of. However, I must press on!

I'm nominating the hott who will forever be known as the gator hott.

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DBGator2-756042.jpg

I think she should honestly be in the Hall of Hott because her face is on the douchie award itself. Who can argue with that?
 

OOoo good nomination Buffy. Talk about a blast from the past.
 

@buffy

A valid point, given the iconic status, but there's always been something busted about that particular Gator hott. Like her face was put together from spare parts, and the assembler didn't do a very good job. Like that chick in "The Menagerie" from the original Star Trek series. Those aliens tried to put that poor girl back together, but they just screwed up.

Gator has had some tastier hotts, though.
 

Huzzah to BCS for his Bag Islander String Bikini Vixen vote. She stiffens me groinular region.
 

Umm, where the hell is The Blister?

I'm at work and dont have a picture of her on this computer, but surely she deserves a spot.

She makes me want to start my own chewing gum company just so I can make endless streams of Juicy Fruit Commercials featuring her doing nothing but smiling and winking while putting things in her mouth ever so carefully, as 50s pop music plays in the background.
 

@ ashfish 12:39

solid call on Uber Scrotenut's Hott. That's Playboy model Ana Georgean, aka Jennifer Love Hewitt 2.0, who is hotter than a tire fire in August.
 

Fu kin Hottttt!!!! Didnt even notice the douche
 

Ahhh. So quiet and peaceful here, so serene. No douche kissy face, no trannies. Methinks I shall stay here for the rest of the day and, um, peruse.
 

@Baron

Yeah I think I may be leaning towards her as my selection, but there is still MUCH perusing to be done. Holy hell she makes me think of naughty things.
 

Sorry for being so useless on this thread. It's first week of class here, and I'm busy as hell.

Sigh. Others have chimed in with worthy recommendations. Good.

back to work.

I hate Powerpoint.
 

Really, there is no question about it. HBT FTW.

Indiana Douche and the Last Douchebag
 

Yak Hott and Pocahontas. Please.

Poca is August 2007 and Yak was up for the hott of the year.

Only you guys can make it happen.
 

Which one's Yak hott? I'll second Poca for you B.A.G....tho I thought she had a spot on the side already, near Purg?
 

Freep, freep, freep.

Muh huh what? Fucking crickets!

Another Friday night spent as an utter drunken mess, embarrassing my significant other when I decide that the coat closet is the appropriate place to reach for my um "tool shed" to pull out the old garden hose and water the shoes. Wouldn't have been that bad except we were attending a dinner party at her bosses house. Fuck it unemployment rate is only 7.2% that leaves what 90 something percent of you fuckers with jobs. All I have to do is figure out which one of you to kill and whammo a new job opening for the spouse.

Oh yeah the hott hall

Vote 1:

I'm sticking with Veronica. If not for tig bitties and the almost pornographic side tatts she be just and Average chick without douchebag. But add those factors up and she makes me want to slap my mamma she's so damn hot!

Vote 2:

The Lei girls. Lets get real for a second if you don't think this trio of hotts are painful erection inducing there is either something wrong with your unit or you are just plain gay. I hope it's the latter for your sake.

Vote 3:

Boobie Sun God. Boobies, need I say more?

Vote 4:

OMG! When I dream that I'm jerking off she is who I'm jerking off to in that dream. She is too fucking good to be true. Best outfit ever um stuck er worn on this site!

Vote 5:

This last spot was tough but it's got to be Bag Islanders hott. I keep coming back to her over and over again. I love to pour Everclear in Bra's ass and light it on fire for even being that close to perfection. But I digress, this is not about the shit eating grinning Brabag this about the near perfect hott form and her well bound S & M kitty!

Now if you will excuse me I'm going to blow chunks in to the underwear drawer. Later
 

hmm ugly fat guy in the middle,

nice touch.....
 

Fatbag: "COACH! Coach, if I throw up metal horns and make a stupid face while surrounded by a bunch of hotties, with two of them about to make out, am I a douchebag?"

Coach: "You are who I THOUGHT YOU WERE!"
 

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