He don't need an actual gun, but goddamn that is an actual rack.
 

My lord, they're at almost a 90° angle to her chest. I'm scared.
 

insert scott ian joke
 

I am tempted to laugh at him--but the way things are going, he will be a Minnesota Senator within ten years.
 

Ox Baker has a son?
 

He hearts Dennis. It says so on his shirt.
 

He just lost three of his fingers to her cleavage. It is her we should be afraid of.
 

Badass pink gloves bra!
 

You guys really should stop making fun of him.

He is clearly the smartest walrus in the zoo.
 

I would move to Sacramento, get a job as a maid, in the hopes that this guy would hire me to clean is basement apartment and that I could one day clean his chin pubes of the bathroom floor, chin pubes that once grazed the right tit of this absolute minx.
 

Oh and pink hello kitty gloves are almost as badass as imagined firearms.
 

Insert Darksock's immortal fellatio handlebars joke here__________.
 

Those boobs are goddamn ridiculous.

I mean, like Portlandouche said, look at the angle.

She could show cleavage with a turtleneck.
 

you could eat dinner off of that rack.
 

Ya know, something tells me not to underestimate this douche. I mean, the guy is wearing pink Hello Kitty biker gloves and is with HER. Either he is a complete skitzoid, or he knows something we don't.

Right. So goodonya, pink fu man chu warrior. You get a...well, I'm not sure pass is the right word. Regardless, I'm just going to leave this one alone.

Also in the news, scientists learn how to levitate objects using quantum mechanics. The article has a misprint tho. It claims there were going to levitate objects within the realm of nanotechnology. It should have read mamotechnology.
 

Fool Manchu.

Good of her to provide a nice, soft platform on which to rest my balls.
 

I'm sorry I had to immediately come back to this picture.

I'm simply fascinated by her breasts. As a proponent, and a lucky beneficiary, of some great natural racks in my recent past I'm starting to think I should take a walk on the wild side just to see something like that.

She could probably motorboat herself with no hands.
 

Erving graciously accepted the offer to finally show of his recently filled in taint-tripod.
 

I bet all the other members of the gay bikers who look like Admiral Von Bismark club are scared of him, even though (to quote the great Bob Uecker) when he sneezes he looks like a party favor.

And you could use her rack for your geometry homework. Those are denise-milani-world-class.
 

@ Crucial:
I can't see her ears......but I bet her earlobes are at the top of her head since there is no sag in any part of her.
 

Though he was only minutes removed from fellating Maxx Diesel, Eugene was going to make damn sure that this wasn’t the time he would start swallowing.
 

Say Hello to my lil' Kitty.
 

... sorry, that last one was lame...
 

I'd like to dos her equis.
 

You know how you know when you're a badass?

When you can where so much pink and have a nasty twin turd stains falling from your chin.

his freaking poo daggers are going to pop her poor fresh mounds of happyness...
 

Anton Levay wears hot pink Hello Kitty gloves while doing "The Claw". Very cute.

I wonder if her boobs are saluting or if they were upside down when this pic was taken.
 

Greg Louganis may come out of retirement to dive off that rack.
 

They go from zero to glorious in less than an inch. I have never seen anything like that before. I can't look away.
 

I haven't even seen the douchebag yet because my eyes won't unlock from her chest. THEY DEFY GRAVITY. Those juggz punch Sir Isaac Newton in the cock while yelling at him to "rethink things!" Sweet infant baby James, those are the most glorious boobs science has ever made. They only thing that could thwart them would be saucer nips.

Oh and Fool Manchu FTW. lol

-Wop
 

I just got these for Christmas, looks like I'm a badass!!!
 

her boobies are prehensile. She could swing from trees with them.
 

Anonymous said ...

What's the deal with wearing hoodies?

[hit the laugh track]
 

I would love those things all night. Then apologize for poking her in the chin and buy her a Rooty Tooty Fresh 'n Fruity at IHOP the next morning.
 

milk cannons
 

They's like a titty trampoline. Boing, boing, boing!

"Gun" move, huh? Looks like someone's getting an early start on 2009 douchie nominee for douchiest new hand gesture. We'll see if it catches on.
 

Where in Bob is Darksock these days? He'd have a field day with this picture. As would Pfah, if the dark overlords of the internet would let him play again...or the lady bag hunters...
Where the hell are you all? Vacation time was LAST week. Get back to work!
 

Sandi Bullock is slumming again
 

Cleavage brought to you by HoverBra.
 

Why is she letting him wear her gloves?
 

Speaking of ‘bag huntresses. I’d like to direct everyone's attention to Hypersexualgirl’s Blog.

And by ‘attention,’ I mean IOB.
 

If those things things were hoisted any higher, they could double as earrings.
 

My Name Is Earl, Episode 225 (165 episodes after jumping the shark)

Earl's cousin Sheldon from Texarkana gets let out of the pokey and uses his inside connections to land a job as a fluffer for sapphic videos.

The girls prefer he wears dainty gloves so they can forget that a disgusting troll is diddling them.





Sorry - I see a Jason Lee resemblence
 

@ Crucial - I see that you've been sending her X-rated fan mail again?
 

Is that her hand around the back of his neck? Cause if it is I don't think he's doing a fake gun point, but he's getting ready to fireman carry her to his purple Vespa and high tail it home. This guys more of a clown than anything though.
 

Anonymous said ...

What's the deal with bald heads?

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OK enough of that crap. Here we go:


That's a nice beard, did it not come with the matching eyebrows, grasshoppah?



Is that a Fuman-chu or or a toilet seat cover?



Like mother like son.



Cute outift, do the pink saddlebags on your Yahama have pictures of Picachu?



Are those balls warmers for the dudes you blow on cold winter nights?




Just wait, in another 10 years you'll be able to trick-out your ear hair too.


Dude you're not supposed to use starch while ironing your beard.


Holy shit those titties are orbs of perfection.


What, did Jackson Pollack dress these 2 before they went out?


Is that his forehead or or ET's ass?


Dude a beluga whale doesn't have a dome that bony.


Holy shit I'm looking at 2 perfect flesh moons.


Hey Foolman-chu, did they forget to finish the bodywork on your dome in auto shop?


Question: Why does this 'tard have this beard?

Answer: So he has a place to tie his ankles when his mooter scooter buddies lance that ass.

And finally ...

WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH PANTS?!?!
 

@Ronald,

Heh heh. I didn't even scroll down far enough to see that my pictures have, indeed, surfaced on her site.

Hey, when you got, might as well flaunt it.

Besides, I had just shaved down and was feeling pretty good about myself that day...
 

They're both screaming "Look at me! Look at me!" Him with the ridiculous semen sweepers and fucking Hello Kitty gloves (manfully without fingers) and her with the concrete chest. Here, he's pictured hauling back before punching her square in the nipple. Not abusively, mind you, it's the only way she can feel anything anymore after that botched Tijuana Tit vacation.

For Christ's sake, if your tits point straight out of you clavicle, you need to call you lawyer and then the BBB. Or in her case, the Mexican drug baron who runs the town where the barnyard veterinarian who did that to her operates.
 

Hopefully nobody comes up to my computer and sees that I've typed BOOBIES 9,000 times since this photo went up.

I'm officially done working for the day.

Is that sign on the bar for beer or the type of bra you need to hold those explosive things in?

Also, this guy might not even be the biggest douche in this shot, not just the bar. Peep the character on the right.
 

IVL for HSG's Naked Hard Man pics. Well, it's not really an IVL, just a VL. I'm on the couch in my jammies so I guess it's ok. Lazy and horny, that's a bad combination. I need to go to church or something.

Wow...the Hello Kitty Gangsta. I guess he has to look like a hardass to balance out all the pink. Sorry about a ginormous double standard, but guys in pink is ricockulous. Can we please keep some girly shit to ourselves? I guess it's payback for us trying to get into the Citadel and wanting to go into combat and all. But really. Give us back our pink, our brow tweezing, body waxing, hair products and any other girly shit you stole from us. 'Cause at this rate there won't be any difference between banging a chick or a dude.

And if that's the case, I'll take the person on the right.
 

I have to give this dude a pass. If she put those things in my face I would in fact do whatever silly shit she requested for the possibility of having her clothes off at the end of the night.
 

Nice face pubes, Foo Man Douche.

Oh what great pillows.

AV
 

Just a friggin' ultra-push-up bra on those tits. No big deal. The Real Deal is when she takes that apparatus off, what happens next?

I do NOT know why a right-thinking male would wear "Hello Kitty" fingerless gloves unless he was drunk and drugged out and thought they said "Hello, Titty" which, considering her boobies, might be the very reason indeed.

Otherwise, I'd label him a pinko communist and throw him out of this country.
 

Ahahahaha. Hello Titty.

Why didn't I think of that.

This pic should be renamed Hello Titty for the Weekly, in which it should, and will, most certainly compete.
 

kevin youkilis really let himself go this off season...
 

DB1, it might be time to start a Hall of Boobies.

AV
 

Now that is a top-shelf hott.
 

Fu Man Choad came back with a pretty decent Hott. The pink Hello Kitty glove it to just to keep it gangsta
 

I sent this picture to a friend and it prompted this conversation over IM.


I love tits
haha
ME TOO
just the word tits is pretty awesome.
11:44 AM
they just are amazing
just wonderful
well done God
well done
he definitely got that one right
totally
hes forgiven for the knee and elbows
and platypus
 

Go ahead, DB1, rename it HELLO, TITTY. (my idea, and really, yours too, when you come right down to it)

It's the latest in a whole line of Hello, Kitty products: a push-up bra.

Better yet, let's put a sleepin' kitten on those tittens and watch em purrrrrr. Feline Fine!
 

Yosemite Sam is sporting a bit too much pink to be classified a badass I'm afraid.

- Douchey Smurf
 

...a little black kitten would do just fine, to go with her black hair...

Awwwww..."Hello dere, Kitty!..you sittin' on da titty...nappin' on da lady...purrin' like a Furby...
snugglin' on her jugglin's...
nappin' on her rack, 'n cuddlin' in her crack...you one lucky cat!"

"The feller's got a heart-on, can't ask for more than THAT!"
 

I wonder if he also has one of these.
 

I can't say anything that hasn't already been said. Those are some amazing cans, and those are some pink ass Hello Kitty gloves.
 

Anyone else here think this is Acey Douchey sans mandanna and playing card, but with new facial fung?

Hell, how many other choadwanks have made the gun gesture, let alone with an actual gun? And that facial expression.....

Put the photos side-by-side and see for yourself. Now, I am not formally claiming it is Acey Douchey, and the hott here is clearly different from those in the Friday Links pic. But I have to wonder.....
 

The last time I had my boobs that close to my face, I was lying on my back (insert lewd imagery here).

His Hello-Kitty gloves are badass, in a third grade kind of way. Perhaps he knitted them himself from several years of collected shaved facial hair, then dyed them pink for a bit of pizazz.

We should be applauding his eco-friendly methods.

And by applaud, I mean donate him to the Goodwill.
 

My 5 year old daughter called. She wants her Hello Kitty gloves back. But only after they've been washed.
 

"See, when I pull this fishin' line they stand right up..."
 

I hope this one makes it to the weekly vote. The combination of the pink gloves, faux gun pose, and those gravity defying titties is too great to resist.
 

Is he in "mid-lawnmower"? I do believe we are witnessing the gay-ness (as in "Greg Lou-gayness") of the Lawnmower in mid-start. Oh the Booble-head is such a lucky girl.
 

She looks like a UFC ring girl, relaxing after a long night of card-holding. He looks like a broke-ass Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart.
 

@Douchelexic
Hilarious. I hope it was you that was responsible for the Platypus line.
 

The must have swapped clothes nice tits what a tool bag
 

@vader

Alas that was my friend. I've tried to convince him to post on the site because he would make a hilarious reg, but I think he's too afraid that his picture might show up on here.
 

Tits like that are why it's called a "rack."

One marvels at how his chinline mirrors her bustline. Er, uh, curves, in the case of both.

I think she's giggling because he just tickled her tits with his chin-hair.
 

Why has no one else noticed that the hott is Blue Triangle?
 

i was gonna be lenient on this bag, but at the sight of him bagging a hotter hott than Acey Douchey, i shall spare him no quarters. and by "spare no quarters" i mean yanking off his beards with a giant tweezer.

and then nuzzle right between Hello Titty (that was a great line!).
 

Does this look shopped to anyone? Check out the base of her neck. The colors seem off, too. (And I don't mean the Hello Kitty crap either.)
 

HOly inflat-a-boob batman, that's some wonder bra! she pushes those things any higher they'll be earrings.
She gets drunk and plays bumper cars with her girlfriends and gives them all black eyes.
When I'm drunk, I'll set my glass on the shelf of her boob-age.

Tanks of mammaries.

Does anyone hear squeaking?

If fu-man-douche gives them a rub, his fu-man-chu will stand on end. And yes that means both of what you thin, it means.

Douchebag. that beard doubles as the handlebars for his blowjob-a-cycle impersonation at the gay bar.
 

Never the one to shy away from showing his feminine side, the drummer from those 'tards Disturbed decided to transpose the pink from his goatee onto his gloves.
 

Are those...[judges?]..Yes. Hello Kitty fingerless gloves. There's your douchebag of the week.
And with Mount Boobsubious within scaling distance of this discharge, I think we can all agree, this pick is a good candidate for the WCwDB.com web site wall paper that is, as yet, to be added.
 

@Baron Von Douchehausen

Now that I look at it closer I believe you are correct about the rack being photoshopped. Not so much the color change between rack and collar but the angle at which the rack protrudes.

The hello kitty gloves. Still gay.
 

What a hideous f'ing hoodie. Though she could be my "Little Bleeth Riding Hood" and come visit me in my bed where she notices what big, predator eyes I have.
"All the better to mentally undress you, my sweet."
What powerful salivating glands I have.
"All the better to drool over you, my sweet bleeth."
And what a small, and insufficient {ahem} "tooth" I have.
"Well that's for my sake, not yours my sweet. Besides, TommyGun's Mandlebars creep me out."
In my head, thats how it goes.
 

this is truly one of the hugest douchebags I've seen on here.
Hello Kitty Confucius...
Not just the ridiculous get-up though.
He doesn't need to dress up he looks like that all day long,
freakin' unbelievable.
 

don't forget the almost-kissy face. its pretty terrible. if you are gonna do the kissy face, you have to commit to it.
 

Try to use the that fake gun where I live Douche..You'll become a dead bag!
 

Does his vest say POKEMON in pink?
 

God I love those Hello Kitty gloves, makes the gun seem so real!
 

that guy is a fuckin mess......
 

What a flaming loser. First of all, isn't that Kittychan (Hello Kitty) on his pink glove? Second, the gun GESTURE?

Please give me a few minutes to beat the living shit out of this pathetic little poo. I just want to stomp him.

Die motherfucker die motherfucker die!