That's it. I'm going orange myself... I just can't fight it anymore.

Somehow, her boobies lessen the pain.
 

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0296148/
 

She's so life-like. Inflatable doll technology has come so far. If only the Japanese would make a fembot version.
 

Orange Deuche...it's not just for breakfast anymore.

Anita Bryant
 

The only thing she is good for is.... porn.
 

Fake tan, fake lips, fake boobs...save yourself the money, WCUCSTRD, and get a blow-up doll.
 

Here my friends is a representative image of Vegas doucheage.

Takedown request/ lawsuit expected.

Sniff the silicone and spray tan while you can!
 

Agreed DB1. Two balls makes a tranny.
 

if pink is the new black and green is the new blue, then orange must be the new brown 'cause it smells like poo.
 

I bet she is brilliant. Captivating conversationalist who hasnt changed a bit since grade school.
 

that's what donatella versace looked like 80 years ago
 

those tits are as real as Justin Andrew Dieppa's modeling career
 

she has a part-time job as a pontoon bridge
 

Carson Daly really looks like shit
 

those cans are so big she moors at Lakehurst, New Jersey
 

unfortunately, he's indicating she's only a two-input woman.
 

Ooompa Prompa Boobs
 

Orange Tang never tasted so sour.
 

That reminds me, has anyone but me seen that new Discovery Health program 'Sex Change Hospital'?
 

I have a pet iguana with a gay little horn on it's head like this guy's.


I have an unopened box from the Adult Superstore with an 'anatomically correct' woman like this.


I like to use words to make fun of people on this site. I like to use simple sentences to convey my thoughts. I'm lonely and I don't get laid.
 

It's ok, her right boob just had a slight silicon malfunction, we're all fine here now, thank you, how are you?
 

Sam Rnson and Lindsay Lohan should really lay off the Meth...
 

DB1 is clearly enjoying his "orange period."
 

Next up will be 'Storm', she will cause a tornado in your pants, and lightning in your loins!

'Storm' to stage one please. 'Storm' to stage one.
 

That's last night's Anon.....


.... driving their limo.
 

@anon 7:41-

she enjoys her orange period every 28-32 days
 

she's so orange, her pee contains pulp
 

she's so orange...


(HOW ORANGE IS SHE?)

...her poo has seeds
 

Lance only needs 1 hand and two fingers right next to each other to show us his biggest erection to date.
 

Ladies and Gentleman, Miss Florida Citrus 2009
 

Michael Jackson with boobs and a tan? Off to solder my eyes shut now.
 

Coming soon to a theatre near you -- Douchebusters 2.
 

Coming soon to a video store near you -- The Wedding Singer 2.
 

She's so orange ...

the U.S. Government issues her as a level of terrorist threat.
 

Rocks beat scissors, she wins.
 

Coming soon to a theatre near you -- Willy Wonka 2.
 

She's so orange her parents named her 'Valencia'
 

WCUCSTRD shows how much a table dance from his 'girlfriend' costs.
 

Jesus wristdanna with Bordeaux-is-the-new-black nail polish. So that when you jacket, it looks like a nun is giving you a divine handjob.

Sick of losing your real life fuckbags to guys who can better afford them? Buy Cindy(TM), now complete with a dazzling lifelike repertoire of "yeah", "sure" and *giggles*.
 

so she's got the man face and he's got the painted nails? looks like a bit of role play to me.

and orange. boobies. are not attractive on men or women.
 

She's so orange her breastmilk cures scurvy
 

Emo Carson Daly Bag really fell off after leaving TRL and is now left to plastic faced orange hotts clinging to reality.
 

Because of this picture, I will never feel happy or safe again. Thanks a lot, DB1.
 

She's so orange, the trees defoliate when she passed near.
 

She's so orange she once played a buoy on Baywatch
 

OK, DB1, I'm usually with you, but on this one, I think you missed the boat. Bleeth? Yes, but the orange I think is camera flash + bad lighting + bad dye job + contrast with Ed Grimley's pasty complexion. She's cocoa.
 

I never realized Fung had a sister
 

I call tranny
 

JCvD rock beats scissors FTW
 

She's so orange it makes me want to punch a random Anon in the nuts.
 

Golden-spike-hawk, painted nails, stretched earlobes, retard shirt, chinstripe, waxed monobrow, bling, a shitty tattoo and a Corinthian naugahide Jesus bangle ... this tool has it all!

With that stupid rod piecing his lip, one knuckle samitch to the kissylips and all this retard's lower teeth are coming out below the gumline, half most likely down his throat.


Seriously I've got a pair of Ray Ban Ultra Aviators with a UV blocking I use when flying into the sun, and if I look at her with them on, she disappears! Well except for her nostrils, eyes and lips.

She, is what my friend the womanchaser refers to as a LOOF .. Lights Out Only Fuck.
 

Zoom in on her belly bling. It says 'Florida's Finest Navel Orange'
 

She's so orange she goes deer hunting naked
 

I saw her this morning on my way to work. She was blocking off a lane of I-95.
 

She's so orange CalTrans uses her as a road cone.
 

She's so orange her friends call 'Pylon'
 

damn you Frodouche!
 

She's so orange, you peeled one of her boobs by mistake.
 

She's so orange Stevie Wonder can see her.
 

Mr. White beat me to it.
 

She's so orange that sorbet gets jealous of her.
 

She's so orange, her dried skin is zest
 

Let's not ignore the douche: Avril Lavigne called; she wants her hand back.
 

She's so orange she's not allowed to do jumping jacks near airports
 

She's so orange her dildo is a carrot
 

She's so orange, Darksock wins.

I give.
 

She's so orange her plastic surgeon carved faces in her boobs.
 

For bcs:

She's so orange that both Pantone 151 and 021 are jointly suing her for copyright violation.
 

@ darksock-

Jack O' Boobies?
 

Boob O' Lanterns?
 

Where's the hott chick?

This pic is fucked . . . I hope we get a lawsuit request because I don't ever want to see this again.
 

She's so orange, she is made of pure, but lightly roasted, cadmium dioxide.
 

She is so orange, she's outside RGB gamut.
 

she is so orange, the NDP dress her in a green skirt as free advertising.
 

She is so orange, my red/green retinal cones are permanently fried.
 

Once the gender transformation is complete, she can be the Syracuse mascot.
 

she's really fucking orange
 

Rightboob malfunction and manface. And is that a hint of an adams apple? Definitely tranny, but I'd like to have a long conversation with it's surgeon, starting with 'Why man, why?'
 

knock knock
who's there?
orange.
orange who?
orange you glad you wore a condom.
 

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I did not know that sex dolls came in orange.

I guess even Oompa Loompas need love.
 

Doesn't she play guitar for Electric Mayhem?

And is that the Shadow of Things to Come on the right boobie?
 

I wonder what her vag looks like...

I'm thinking Arby's.
 

I forgot: Boobies.
 

It must say, "inflate to 60 psi inside her lips".
 

Boob O'Lanterns

c l a s s i c .


No doubt her's does taste like Tang.
 

Smalltown Rocker Dude, wearing red nail polish is! A douche he is.

Orange boobies! Nice they are!
 

this is so unnatural i'm reminded of the blue dudes from early star trek.

if it wasn't for that dipshit's finger puppet, i think there would be nip in this shot. just one more reason to dislike him.
 

@ Massengill

Tight work. LOL. "I'm thinking Arby's." You win.


She's so orange ...

she looks like Dark Sock when he doesn't get his bran.
 

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thats two dudes homegirl has an adam's apple
 

Dude your hairline called, do you want it to go Baron von Goolo back or Jack Nicholson back?
 

Hey's telling us there are 2 things that are original equipment on the bleeth -- it calls one James Westfall and the other is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater.
 

skin is not supposed to be darker than lips. just sayin
 

Borbog had seen hot chicks. Several of them. In fact he'd spent months studying their habits in preparation for this mission. Still, he managed to fuck it up.
 

He's so...

She's just...

I have to go. My eyes are bleeding.
 

Holy crap, she does look like Janice! Well, that is, if two giant casaba melons had been planted in her chest. Nice Muppets catch BvD!
 

She's so orange, she pisses bronzer.
 

looks kind of like jesse jane the porn star, but i could just be hung over. either way, boobs.
 

Whats wrong with u guys bagging on a hot chick? The dude is total trash I understand that. but ur telling none of you would bang this chick? I WOULD in a heart beat with those full lips an huge tits Id wreak her in the sack.
 

She's so orange, her blood-type is moro.
 

@ Anon 9:40 -

Yes well - I'm afraid many of the 'bag hunters (and huntresses!) prefer women who look like actual live humans.
 

@plinky

A thousand thanks.
 

partial nipple?
 

@ massengill

a thousand 'your welcomes.'


Now let's cut the gay shit and get back to work. We've got Euro blimey and Euro cutes up in the next thread.
 

@ Anon @ 9:40

Wreak what? Havoc?

Let slip the douches of war.
 

It takes two to make a thing go wrong.
 

The only thing she is good for is.... porn.

No doubt. I'm not sure what about her is natural. Those lips don't look right...
 

I think I have the same nail polish that he is wearing, and that is a crying shame...
 

Oh, God. Epic. All of you. I peed my pants laughing and it was orange. Hm. Less B-12 and coffee, more water. Note to self.

I can't even look at the douchebag. I'm just hypnotized by Tropicana Cunt there. Holy crap. I think an intervention is in order. And by intervention I mean shoving her into a Juice Tiger to see what comes out.
 

Martian Girl from Planet Pee
Will you marry me?
whoa whoa whoawhoa WHOA!
 

@ douchetoevsky 8:06 am

Rack-O-Lanterns
 

She so orange Cheetos pays her to wallow in their fried corn paste.
 

She's so orange sunburns make her paler.
 

She's so orange you can see her farts.
 

She's so orange she drinks Coors Lite and pees Sam Adams.
 

She's so orange her bojima has fruit flies.
 

I dont give a fuck if she's green she's hot
 

No one's called her "Orangina" (with the long vowel sound on the I) yet?

No? Really? Okay.
 

I'm going to referee this one and proclaim some winners:

JCVD -- Rocks Beat Scissors

Masengill -- I'm Thinking Arby's

Baron van Goolo -- Rack O Lanterns

Medusa -- Tropicana Cunt
 

I bet his dick looks like a carrot
 

@ Double O Douche 12:04 PM

Agreed. Those lips were made for only one thing.

Wetting them and sticking her to a window.
 

she's a he with all possible enhancements

including Extenda-Dong for convenient tuck in his anus
 

@ Darksock
Are you kidding? For the amount of cash it would take to get his dick anywhere near that skin he'd have to hock his entire Battlestar Galactica AND Spawn action figure collections. Totally not worth it.
 

she's so orange when you squeeze her ass pulp squirts out
 

Freshly skeezed orange and douche.
 

Its not her fault, clearly her mother was a basketball...
 

She's the official poster girl for Florida. Full of orange, and resembling a dick.

Baron.. orangina.. nice!
 

"Who wants an Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips!"

I guess Carson can't count.
 

please medusa take a look in the mirror before you start hating on these girls, she may be orange...you're a freak...she may have huge lips..you wear shiny plastic outfits and go to bondage shows. SHE HAS HUGE TITS...you have a penis.

get it?

good

boston douche bag
 

god this is way too easy
 

^
We all said the same thing about your mom.
 

HAHAHAHAHA OOOOO GOOD ONE..

I PAINT FUCKED UP PICTURES FOR A LIVING WAHHHHHHHH

SOMEONE BUY MY FUCKED UP ART WAHHHHHHHH

I WEAR SHINY PLASTIC OUTFITS SOMEONE PLEASE STARE AT ME WAHHHHHHHHH

I NEED ATTENTION WAHHHHHHHHHH
 

To Mr Boston Douchebag:

Here's a dollar ($) now kindly go buy yourself a clue.

This site is for humour.

Now, you can either find what we say funny, or not. If you don't like it, then kindly go away and leave us to our amusement, as we slowly plot to rid the planet of pinheaded shitstains such as yourself.

DB1 supplies the pictures, we supply the mocking. I can assure you everyone here is very very real, including your most humble narrator. If you think that perverse or weird or fucked up, I can assure you it is YOUR problem, because only some kind of a clueless jejune cretin such as yourself would actually bother arguing with a 45 year old puppet from a long gone British childrens sci-fi fantasy programme turned academic.

If you can't see this as a method of contested cultural hegemony, then you're are as ignorant as you are stupid.

If you can't see this as funny - that's fine. No one said a sense of humour is required to be able to type.

And it is gibbering puddles of puke like you who make me wish that DB1 would turn off the anon switch. Again.

Now do us all a big favour and go play on the turnpike.
 

so let me get this straight this is where 40-somethings get together to laugh at how 16-30 year olds dress? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? Is that how far you've come in 40 years that you spend every waking hour that you're not at work laughing at how 20 year olds carry themselves in society? im sure if i put a picture up of this medusa broad in her bondage outfits on any other website there will be countless laughs at her expense. i have just as much of a right to laugh at you guys as you guys do to laugh at these people ..remember that..i may not use big words but yet i still have a college degree.. go figure.. and before you start saying a community college it was a BA @ UT-austin..one of the top 25 schools in the country

so im gonna torture you guys for the next few days just so you see how it feels for someone to laugh at you :)
 

"and before you start saying a community college it was a BA @ UT-austin.."

Of course it was! Who are we to doubt assertions on the Internet? I guess claiming Harvard or Stanford as your alma mater would've seemed like a stretch, huh?

Do you have headphones tattooed on your torso, by chance? If so, you must remember that your alma mater is Cornell - Wanda Sykes says, "You gotta stick with your lie."
 

And it just so happens that your railing on our lovely Medusa only serves to amplify the demonstration of your idiocy.

WHAT DO YOU DO to put a roof over your head? Lemme guess - you're some kind of hot shit sales dude a yuppiedrone.


You probably purchased an Apple iPod and a Denon audio tuner and a Sony STR DE 995 dot 1, 45 watts per channel, DolbyX, DBX, hi-tech specs, 30 to 20000 hz so you can listen to your adult contemporary music ... cranked up to 3. In your 3-level attached suburban townhouse with a community pool and rec room, 495 p.i. year 1 through 3, 595 p.i. years 3 through 35 thousand others in the 3-blocks square, they don't even know or care if you're there ... unless you park in their parking space.

And, lemme guess, you wake up early with Mister Coffee, jump in the carpool with Fred and Alice and Charlie so you can drive downtown, predawn, in the express lane, HOV-4, 395, 6 a.m., it doesn't matter ... it still takes an hour to go 5 miles. And when you get there, you wear a suit and tie but you still have lots of T-shirts that you don't wear - there's no time because you got out of college and freaked and grabbed a job with a big corporation that treats you like POOP. But you don't care 'cause the pay's OK and the benefits are great ...
but we'll never ask you what you make. And to get around, you traded your GTO for a Jap Jet 300 ZX, then a BMW, 5-speed, A/C, P/B, P/S, 2 bucket seats, sound system that hurts your ears rattles windows, goes fast (65), with personalized license plate that says "Sparky" but it's in the shop.

Then there's the bleeth who sucks your nads who you met at the happy hour, 4 to 7, at Chumley's Bar downtown during a snowstorm last year. You both love margaritas, Jimmy Buffett, Velvet Revolver, TOOT, jogging, Jacuzzis, and shopping at Dart Drug, "Compare and Save," "We will not be undersold." (You Bet!)

And you trusted George in 2k, hated Slick Willy with a passion, you never champion the poor down-trodden masses, and yet we can never call you middle-class, because in your world "what's mine is mine". And while you don't like the war, the bread is good, right is new, left is out, twist and shout, you love your car and house.

You're a dreary boring yuppiedrone and completely out of step with the reality based community here of fetishists, artists, slumming intellectuals, architects, designers, engineers, and other brilliant hardworking citizens of this tiny planet of clocks.

And you have the NERVE to hack on Medusa? She makes artwork for a living. Now let's see, CYNICAL DULLWITTED SNIPING LITTLE WHINY SLAVE TO SYSTEM WHO WILL END UP WORKING IN THE FIELDS or lively funloving artist wrapped in rubber and Living Her Dreams? Who's the loser, dickwad? It isn't me (I'm a puppet and immortal) and it isn't Medusa, so it must be you, you pathetic piece of crap who's life is second hand in glove with second rate.

Now think twice before you post such crap, although, once would be a grand improvement.
 

orange is the new Halloween.

and Boston Anonbag is the new April Fools. well, it would be April Fools if i go around a seedy bar using "hey i got a BA from UT-Austin!" as if i actually think it's a viable pickup line, and then immediately dispel any suspicion that i actually believe that. if anybody does believe that, then - wow - that's World Douche Day territory.
 

"im sure if i put a picture up of this medusa broad in her bondage outfits on any other website"

Well, they pics are already on Myspace, Facebook, several gallery sites...If you want to help me with my self-promotion, I'd appreciate it! My hit count on Nastyrubber.com is up 10% today thanks to you! :D

Big hugs! You sound so bitter and angry. Cheer up! I love you! Let me cuddle you to my squeaky rubber boobies and tell you how much I love you. Here's a new photo to cheer you up! ---->

<3 Me & Anon BFFs!!! <3 Thanks for all your help! :D
 

WELL SINCE YOU ASKED LET ME GIVE YOU A LITTLE OUTLOOK INTO MY LIFE.

IF I UNDERSTOOD HALF OF WHAT YOU SAID I COULD ELABORATE ON YOUR POST BUT AGAIN TRYING TO USE TOO MANY BIG WORDS TO IMPRESS YOUR OTHER 50+ YEAR OLD FRIENDS HAS CONFUSED ME.

IM A LOWLY BAR MANAGER..THATS WHAT I DO FOR A LIVING I MAKE 50K A YEAR. WHICH IS TERRIBLE PAY COMPARED TO YOUR MICROSOFT SALARIES. BUT I ALSO PLAY POKER ON MY OFF TIME AND MAKE 75K CASH A YEAR SO ALL IS MADE UP FOR. I OWN A CONDO IN QUINCY, MA. I DRIVE A LEXUS 2008 LEXUS IS250. I DONT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE IM TOO BUSY FUCKING YOUR MOTHERS AND THAT TAKES UP ALL MY FREE TIME. I WOULDN'T SPIT ON MEDUSA IF SHE WAS ON FIRE, BECAUSE SHES A DISGRACE TO HUMANITY. IF SHE WALKED INTO MY BAR I WOULD HAVE MY BOUNCERS TOSS HER ON HER ASS BECAUSE WE DONT ALLOW TRASH LIKE THAT INTO WHERE I WORK AND IM SURE THAT GOES FOR THE REST OF YOU SOCIAL REJECTS. LIKE I SAID GET A FUCKING LIFE INSTEAD OF SITTIN AROUND ALL NIGHT WAITING FOR THE NEXT PICTURE TO BE UPLOADED SO YOU CAN LAUGH AT SOMEONE WHO IS OBVIOUSLY MORE SUCCESSFUL AT PICKING UP WOMEN.

JEALOUSY IS A BITCH

YOUR FAVORITE BOSTON DOUCHE BAG
 

"IF I UNDERSTOOD HALF OF WHAT YOU SAID....."

An actual college grad should easily understand it. It's English. If that still doesn't help, try dictionary.com for assistance.


"I DONT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE IM TOO BUSY FUCKING YOUR MOTHERS AND THAT TAKES UP ALL MY FREE TIME."

Wait a minute! Here I thought you were Scroteboy, but if you can get around the world that quickly.....you're.....

SANTA CLAUS! Holy shit!

Well, I guess this li'l hater's gettin' a lump of coal for Christmas. After all, I sure ain't gettin' nothin' else, am I? HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW!!!!!

And Mom said to "Clean up the chimney soot after your next visit, you lazy ass!"
 

I CLEANED YOUR MOTHERS CHIMNEY OUT.. DONT WORRY
 

~Anon 5:35

Hey, I asked for double!

Fucking stupid ass "bar manager."
 

^^ O WOW GOOD ONE!
 

IF I DIDN'T GET YOUR MOTHER SO DRUNK THAT YOUR REJECT OF A FATHER SLIPPED IN AND IMPREGNATED THE WHORE ..YOU PROBABLY WOULDN'T BE HERE TODAY SO YOU SHOULD BE GIVING ME REPARATIONS SIR.
 

Is your bar called Cheers?
 

FUCK! I wanna put the cream in her dreamsicle! Damn, maybe orange hotties aren't so bad after all. Nice DSLs!
 

Well it's nice to see that you discovered the caps lock key. Funny thing that. It makes you look like you are shouting, and the only one who is permitted that around here is FLYTEETH.

It's also amusing that you say you're fucking my mother.

Well met me tell you something about my mother.

SHE'S DEAD YOU STUPID FUCK.

So, I know - a scuzzy bar manager like you with no girlfriend has to go banging our mothers and when you're not lost in the endless fleshy folds of Plinky's mom, you get hard up and had to find some other HCwDB poster's moms, and so you had to schlep out to California to dig up my mom for your necrophilial satisfactions.

Fucking idiot.

So, before you go bashing your thick retarded skull on the keyboard again, I would suggest you take advantage of that Texas education of yours and bone up on the basics of Engish vocabulary and grammar, and then study this subject called Satire.

Perhaps you might learn something other than the pathetic mewlings of the dopey denizens of your booze soaked world, and begin to wrap your head around the booze soaked meanderings of the denizens of this fine website.

Now, go away. Don't go away mad, don't go away sad. Just Go Away. And Stay Away.
 

DAM RIGHT TROY@! IM THE ALL CAPS FUCER HEER MEATSCK@! I"D RATHE RBE IN FUCEN COUNTY THAN IN SOMEO SHIT CQUINCY BAR WITN NO FUCEN TARMAL!
 

why would i go away when you're such easy targets? your life revolves around hating on people you wish you could've been 20 years ago. you sit here and hate on people in their mid 20s and you're in your 40's thats considered pathetic where I come from. You're the old loner that sits in the corner of the bar by yourself staring at girls til they file restraining orders. You say I'm a hypocrite but you guys sit there and bash other people and can't take the same beating on yourselves. It hurts doesn't it?

until you guys realize that you not these people are the douche bags you'll never learn.

these "douche bags" don't go on websites hating on microsoft nerds. so why do you go on websites hating on people that fuck hot chicks?
 

You say I'm a hypocrite but you guys sit there and bash other people and can't take the same beating on yourselves. It hurts doesn't it?

First, thanks for respecting FLYTEETH'S privileges here. He does all caps. No one, not even DB1 himself or, dare I say his name, Samurai Scrote, writes in all caps - except FLYTEETH. Because he's special that way, and that's why we like him.

You are SO out of your depth here.

You clearly didn't think this through. Think about it:

A site whose denizens spend their time dissecting photos of morons, and you waltz in thinking you can just rattle our cages and have some fun at our expense.

BZZZT! Wrong Answer. Thanks for playing.

We THRIVE on taking stupid fucks like you apart. We do it FOR FUN. All you did was wrap yourself in steaks and drop into the Lion cage to piss off the Big Kitties.

Not smart.

You see, on another list in another time I spent YEARS honing my skills in Flammage - and third rate dimbulbs such as yourself came and went on a regular basis and we would all have fun roasting the stupid fucks. Because we thought it was fun.

And they all thought they could wander into our sandbox and mess up our toys and best us at our own skills. It never happened, and it won't happen with you.

You are out gunned, out smarted, out flanked and completely outclassed by the skillsets of the residents here, who, once they are bored with slapping you around like a retarded spastic puppy, will simply ignore you.

So, do yourself a little favour and don't bother wasting your time here. Go back to your crappy ass bar and watch the game on the TV.
 

so a BA @ UT get's you a job managing a shithole bar in Quincy, MA... you must have been at the top of your class Mr. Boston Douchebag.
I've been to Quincy & stopped into some of your "fine" drinking establishments, seen nary a hott nor witnessed anyone getting thrown out, not even the yankee fuck pissing & puking on himself in the corner. although I was told that was the bar mgr.
 

A guy using his "top 25" diploma to tend bar! Precious! You are simply PRECIOUS!

Did. They. Offer. Engineering. There? Just curious...You make a tad more and you don't get home at 3am to your pregnant girlfriend. You are that guy, aren't you?
 

first off puppet guy:

im 3rd rate because i make 125k a year barely exerting any energy? i work 30 hours a week and then spend the rest of my time enjoying life. I work thursday through sunday and have monday through wednesday off, REAL TOUGH LIFE I LIVE.

im 3rd rate because I come up here and back up the defenseless because they dont know that this is going on? Tell me if you saw one of these muscle heads in person would you tell them that they were a fag and roast them in person? DOUBTFUL BETTER YET IT WOULDN'T HAPPEN! because you are what we call a keyboard gangsta. You talk all your shit in the privacy of your own home where no one can beat the pulp out of you.

tell me this ill fly you out to quincy with my own money so you or any of these internet heroes can show up to my doorstop and call me a loser, call me a fag, call me whatever you'd like and i guarantee you you'll be flying back in a med-vac helicopter. its simple as that.

you don't anger me because i know im better than you simple as that. i know when i wake up every morning that im better than you. I know that when im 45 im not gonna be making fun of people that pick up girls. yea 1/2 these people are douche bags in "real life" but these douche bags also succeed in something you dont PICKIN UP WOMEN!

and you can tell me whatever you want about how you pick up women with ease, with the way you speak on here i guarantee you, you haven't seen a vagina in years. IF SO SHOW ME DIFFERENTLY SEND ME A PICTURE OF YOU WITH A GIRL THATS HALFWAY DECENT LOOKING AND ILL DISAPPEAR FOR GOOD.

AND THAT GOES OUT FOR ANY OF YOU..I WILL TORTURE YOU EVERY WAKING SECOND IM ONLINE UNTIL ONE OF YOU SHOWS ME A PICTURE OF ANY OF YOU SO I CAN LAUGH AT HOW FUNNY LOOKING YOU ARE.

LOVE ALWAYS,
BOSTON DOUCHE BAG
 

AND TO YOU OTHER ASSHOLES I DONT TEND BAR I MANAGE THE BAR AND YES I WORK THERE WITH A BACHELORS DEGREE BECAUSE EVENTUALLY I WANNA GO BACK FOR MY MASTERS BUT IM NOT SURE WHERE/WHEN I WANNA GO. I DONT CARE THAT I GET HOME AT 3-4AM BECAUSE I DONT HAVE A NAGGY BROAD TO GO HOME TO..I JUST PULL ONE FROM THE BAR THAT NIGHT SIMPLE AS THAT. BECAUSE WHEN YOU'RE GOOD LOOKING LIFE HAS NO BOUNDARIES..

YOUR BEST FRIEND,

BOSTON DOUCHE BAG
 

In sharp contrast to the boundaries between Orangina's tah-tee-tohs, it would seem.

--VS
 

bcs? DarkSock? nah, even you guys can't pretend to sound this stupid... as for the keyboard "gangsta", I'll fly you out & you'll fly back in a medi-vac, threat is as empty as I've heard. put down the steroids & step away from the keyboard... then squish your back acne & try to roll some suburban bar drunks for spare change in Texas hold'em... sheesh, beantown boor, you are a tool
 

actually I play poker at the biggest casino/resort in the world. so there are no bar drunks at this casino ..but thanks ;)

foxwoods look it up sometime
 

Sounds Nice.
I mean, $125k a year to do nothing, as you say it, and you get to take home a different chick every night. A hott one at that!

But having all that time on your hands must invite thoughts of what your life really could be...so much more. Like...imagine, a life where you do nothing and make $125k a year and bang a different hott every night! Oh wait, sounds like you already are. Nevermind. Better jump on the bus, shift starts in 30.
 

first off puppet guy:


See? You lost the argument on the first line. You're arguing WITH A FUCKING PUPPET.

Yeah, yeah, you make the big money. Gambling and taking money from drunks. Now, THAT'S an honourable life style. NOT.

Then you have the cluelessness and temerity to say:

IF SO SHOW ME DIFFERENTLY SEND ME A PICTURE OF YOU WITH A GIRL THATS HALFWAY DECENT LOOKING AND ILL DISAPPEAR FOR GOOD.

OK, retarded fuckwit, dripping expulsion from a hairy cloaca, try this on for size.

MY GIRLFRIEND was So Hott and So Awesome they wrote a chart hit song about her. Our lives were so fantastic they made a TV show about us!

So, do yourself a favour and dig a music video we did where I sing a song to my greatest love, Aqua Marina. That's Aqua playing the harp.

And if that doesn't make you jealous, the song was such a hit that we used it in the end credits of our TV show! YEAH! IN YOUR FACE MOFO! We had a TV SHOW!

And here's a video of the song set to stills of my dearest darling light of MY life the ever delightful and PERMANENTLY HOTT miss Aqua Marina. I ALWAYS get a woody for Aqua. And if you can find a delicious hott who stays hott for 40+ years and sticks with you through the thick and thin of this evanescent life, you're lucky - I know I am.

So, now you have seen pictures of me with a True Hottie, my love, Aqua Marina.

Now, stick to your word, AND GO AWAY.
 

"You talk all your shit in the privacy of your own home where no one can beat the pulp out of you."

And what are you doing, hypocrite? And the implied physical threats are sooooo juvenile. One would think a college graduate could make a better argument, especially from that "Top 25 school." Remember Scroteboy, "stick with your lie": Cornell. ; )


"I know that when im 45 im not gonna be making fun of people that pick up girls."

So that's why you're getting it all out today, huh? ("ALSO I ALONG WITH ALL OF YOU HAVE THE SAME HATE FOR THE "ARMANI ALEX" FOR WHOM I CAME ON HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE TO SEE YOU GUYS RAG ON HIM, BECAUSE YES HE IS 30X THE DOUCHE BAG THAN HE IS IN THE PICTURES. PLEASE CHECK OUT THEJAMESTV.COM AND YOU CAN SEE RHODE ISLANDS OWN DOUCHE BAG MAKE A TV SHOW ABOUT THE DAILY LIFE OF GUIDOS + NIGHTCLUBS..I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS "THE JAMES" HASN'T BEEN PROFILED ON HERE YET.")

Maybe Johnny Blaze banged some hottie you had your eye on and rubbed your nose in it. Well, I wouldn't mind seeing you two guido posers posturing at each other - what laughs that would draw! But don't take your sexual frustrations out on us. Give them to that shocked vinyl gal stuffed in the box in your closet.


"I DONT CARE THAT I GET HOME AT 3-4AM BECAUSE I DONT HAVE A NAGGY BROAD TO GO HOME TO.."

I guess if your hands don't talk, you don't know sign language. And the term "broad" smacks of calling her "quality ass." Another Hall of Scrote denizen went there in his (ahem) rebuttals to the commentary here.....and found himself flambéd quite nicely as a result. Don't follow the Donk or you'll end up with a bag of extra, illegal Vicodins hidden up your ass.....or in your cheetah shirt.
 

wow i lost a brain cell or 10 after seeing that youtube video. thank you..no really thank you for making my night.

REALLY, I MEAN HONESTLY HOW MANY RESTRAINING ORDERS DO YOU HAVE AGAINST YOU?


YOU SIR ARE FUCKING CREEPY.


Yea god forbid i make money off of drunks..ahhhhh alcohol is for the devil!!! and gambling OOO NOOOOO I dont think I'll be able to sleep tonight. I know im just wasting my time..but what else do i have to do right now while running a 103 temperature..Don't worry my life is too consumed with drinking, gambling and women to worry about you guys when im not sick. So you have maybe 1 or 2 more days of torture left im sure you can endure it. BUT BEST BELIEVE ILL CHECK IN PERIODICALLY TO LAUGH AT YOU LOSERS :)

BOSTON DOUCHE BAG
 

TO MY BOY ZOMBIE DOG

IT IS HARD FIGHTING WITH 40 SOCIALLY INEPT PEOPLE ALL AT ONCE. BUT ILL MANAGE IT IF I HAVE TO KEEP TYPING INTO THE EARLY HOURS OF THE MORNING. I THINK ARMANI ALEX IS A FRUITCAKE A CLOSET HOMO JUST LIKE YOU FAGS. THATS WHY I DONT LIKE HIM. YET HE STILL GETS MORE ASS IN A DAY THEN YOU COULD JUGGLE IN A LIFETIME.

MY OFFER HOLDS TRUE ON THE TABLE I WILL FLY YOU OUT HERE FREE OF CHARGE..AND IF YOU HAVE THE BALLS TO SHOW UP AT MY DOOR AND TALK THE SHIT YOU TALK ON HERE. ILL PARALYZE YOU ..SIMPLE AS THAT

AND BY THE WAY WHERE IS YOUR HERO DB1...THAT PANSY FRUITCAKE, I BET YOU DB1 IS THE PUPPET DUDE
 

"BUT ILL MANAGE IT IF I HAVE TO KEEP TYPING INTO THE EARLY HOURS OF THE MORNING."

Nothing like the smell of a little OCD in the (early) morning. The irony is delicious.

Well, good night little trollboy. Some of us don't have make-believe jobs. You are free to take the last word as you wish. And I hope you reap some royalties when the new mall food court chain "Orange Poolius" uses your likeness in their advertisements.
 

You think he knows they probably didn't off her dick when they installed those inflatables?
 

wow, Troy T=DB1... amazing! Boston Douchebag you truly are something else...
& you should be careful with lobbing threats around on the e-highway, for someone just may show up on your dinghy doorstep... btw, what's the name of your bar?
no one cares how much money you make, what kinda car you drive, where you play cards or how many broads you bang (it's evident from how you refer to women that you don't really like them).
I've had enough, you're boring me now, son, disappear, for you are no longer entertaining
 

HAVE A GREAT NITE ZOMBIE DOG! DONT LET THE ZOMBIES GET YOU WHILE YOU'RE SLEEPING THAT WOULD BE UNFORTUNATE

BOSTON DOUCHE
 

THE DAY I GIVE YOU THE NAME OF THE ESTABLISHMENT I WORK AT IS THE DAY YOU BANG A FEMALE.

THATS THE LAST THING I NEED IS YOU APPLE GEEKS BLOWING UP THE PHONE TO MY BAR AND THE PEOPLE THAT I WORK WITH KNOWING I MILDLY ASSOCIATED WITH YOU.

AND FEEL FREE TO CALL THE BOSTON POLICE DEPARTMENT ON ME. I THINK THEY HAVE A FEW BETTER THINGS TO DO WITH THEIR TIME THEN TAKE UP A HOT CHICKS WITH DOUCHE BAGS THREAT. ;(

BOSTON DOUCHE BAG
 

Boston DB wrote:

wow i lost a brain cell or 10 after seeing that youtube video. thank you..no really thank you for making my night.
REALLY, I MEAN HONESTLY HOW MANY RESTRAINING ORDERS DO YOU HAVE AGAINST YOU?
YOU SIR ARE FUCKING CREEPY.

I have no restraining orders, never did, never will.

So, I showed my recent post with the video links and your reply to Aqua Marina, and we both laughed so hard, it made our ribs ache.

YOU'RE ARGUING WITH A PUPPET!!!

YOU STUPID FUCKING TOOL!!!

LOOK at my picture! see????

PUPPET.

See me singing in video? See Hott Babe playing harp? AQUA MARINA.

PUPPET.

Married as soon as we could and have been happy as clams ever since. And after saving the world from Flying Spaghetti Monsters and evil Evil EVIL Cthulu-like monsters of the deep, making roasted flambé of witless bris bits like you is a simple matter. You seem to think you are causing us pain.

You are not. we are toying with you. Because you are stupid and we are cruel. And the proof of your stupidity is YOU ARE ARGUING WITH A PUPPET.

Fuck - I could type my little pine fingers off all night long but I have things to do tomorrow, like bring our sweet little moppet to school - a common point of simple heroism you are clearly too self-absorbed and incompetent to find for yourself, as you would rather take money from people with substance abuse problems and gamble it away in order to bang a variety of women you neither respect nor truly desire much less deserve. Why? You are completely wrapped up in your own delusional state. You have no ability to understand your life as lived in the moment of the everyday that you actually argue with a rubberclad fetishist, a variety of professionals, and a fucking PUPPET and his PUPPET WIFE and you think that this is the crowd to exercise some hierarchy of violence upon?

What? Are you fucking high? Or just stupid?

First: never argue with a puppet. It makes the puppet laugh and it makes you look, well, like an idiot arguing with a puppet.

Second: You can't reframe the heirarchy of violence here, because it exists in simulation. There is no violence here because it is all in pretense... So, you can't "mock the haters" because this is a SIMULATION, so there is NO HATE. It's just people having fun with photographs of dimwits.

We could be laughing at photos of puppies for all it matters. We just find the styles and what these styles represent to be less than an optimal direction for society, and so we make fun of them.

Because they need to be mocked.

Like you need to mocked.

Because you argue with a PUPPET and yo uhave the balls to say I'M CREEPY? You're the one arguing with me you idiot.

Your condition is called cranio-rectal inversion. It can be cured, but you'll have to change everything in your life to make it happen. Good luck, fuckwit.
 

BUT I AM DONE...

I FEEL I HAVE RUFFLED YOUR FEATHERS ENOUGH...

TIL WE MEET AGAIN LOSERS!
 

@ Troy Tempest 8:06 PM
...And after saving the world from Flying Spaghetti Monsters and evil Evil EVIL Cthulu-like monsters of the deep...

That was YOU?!?
Motherfucker, you owe me fifty bucks!

>:(
 

one more for the puppet

you live you life as a puppet, you disgraced this world by procreating because your unfortunate kid is gonna grow up with parents that think they're PUPPETS!

I RATHER MY KID GROW UP IN A TRAILER PARK FATHERED BY ARMANI ALEX AND JOEY PORSCHE.

ANYWAYSSSSSSSSSSSSSS IT WAS FUN..YOU KEPT ME INTERESTED WHILE I WAS SICK..BUT TOMORROW MY LIFE STARTS AGAIN WITH DRINKING + KARAOKE THEN BACK TO WORK ON THURSDAY SO UNFORTUNATELY YOU GUYS WILL PROBABLY NEVER HEAR FROM ME AGAIN..SO FAREWELL MY FUCKIN LOSERS.. IT WAS A PLEASURE GETTING YOU GUYS ALL RILED UP.. I WISH YOU ALL THE BEST OF LUCK GETTING LAID..

PEACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

YOUR HOMEBOY THE BOSTON DOUCHE BAG
 

Prof Tempest, I would love to buy you a beer. NSA, of course.
 

Why even dignify Boston Douche with a response? Some of us do well enough to have free time to check out a website that makes us laugh and comment on the pictures. If this guy is seeking attention, the best way to make him go away is to ignore him. Simple ABA. To Tempest, I must say though, your dialogue with this guy was great. I too would buy you a beer.
 

ABSOLUT Vodkka ad in the making...ABSOLUTELY the doucheiest pair I've seen on this site in an orange moon. No, make that TWO orange moons.

Now, some vodka to wash down the nerves after viewing such silliness. Maybe my hands will stay as white as HIS hands already are (and notice those painted nails of his, tushy, tushy, TUSHY!)
 

She's so orange, her cunt is suing for violation of boundaries.

No, wait, that's her a-hole doing the suing.
 

Haemorroid-mouth.

Proving once again that there can be too much of a good thing.
 

Haemorroid-mouth.

Proving once again that there can be too much of a good thing.
 

Uh, I hardly thinks HE'S dating HER!
 

Does she have an adam's apple?
 

...aww I missed the Boston Bag. Dammit. They always come late when no one's really checking the comment area. And just to get this back on track,

She's so orange Syracuse hired her as the school mascot.

She's so orange her blood type is Tang.

She's so orange The Sword tried to plug their guitars into her.
 

Aww, I always miss the good Anons. At least I got to see Medusa lookin all hawt in her latex. WHO DOESNT LIKE GIRLS IN LATEX?!?! I'll tell you who, men who are insecure with strong, confident women. Also Medusa, your artwork is just fantastic. And I'm going to be your myspace stalker.

Holy orange boobs batman!! Did she just come out of the matel factory? Fake hair, fake nails, fake boobs, fake tan, fake lips...What else could she have left to make plastic? Scary. Jesus tap dancing Crist! Is that a Jesus wrist band!?!?!? For fuck's sake people.
 

boston DB....
my email address is movebodies@hotmail.com

i will take you up on your offer to fly me out there.

email me, ill meet you out there, and we will see who goes home in a bird.

im fucking as serious as it gets. my name is ross jones. i live in omaha, nebraska. 402-990-6251.

come on, dont let me down after everything youve said. call or email. talk to you soon.
 

zip 68133
 

Still no reply from the Internet toughdouche "from Boston"?

Silly question - of course not. There never will be. LOL
 

Dipshits getting trolled by other Anons (no I'm not the troll).

Internet Tough Guys...

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Internet_tough_guy