At first glance, the guy looks like he's sprouting peacock feathers.

At least this guy covers his ears and his Hott in tanning creams.

He's got the gigantism thing going on. The Douche-in-the-Box sized head is actually scaring the shit out of me. He scared the white streaks into Hottie's hair.

If she didn't have Day-Glo skin, well, her other parts seem to be in the right places and all the right sizes. Normally, I would be turned on by those teeth, but dammit, they look just like frankendouches here.

His mug is going to haunt me for weeks.

I think I'll write DB1 and pretend I'm the guy so we can get a take down.
 

His head is fucking HUGE. It's like a giant greasy basketball, if a basketball had a mouthful of dental implants.

Gnats orbit his face in great relativistic arcs as from the gravitation of a sweaty planet of poo.

For his job he probably dresses like a beefeater and handles people's luggage for tips.

She gives Yasmin lessons in bleethiness. Her vocabulary is 50% giggles.
 

Wow, there's a real Orange Theme here lately at HCwDB....Yes, I know, where there's Douche, there's Orange. But it's been particularly prevalent lately.

And Alba Hott is killing me. Hopefully, after Prom concludes, she'll be martriculating at nice State school near me where I'll eventually hear: "so I never really thought it could be so good with an old guy".
 

finally one of these orange douchescicles found an equally orange hott so they can merge their hues in perfect color harmony
 

so here, as DB1 notes, we observe that as hotties expose themselves to excessive orange, they become orange.

next we shall discover that douchebags TURN INTO FUCKING STONE by being excessively exposed to our very own MEDUSA Oblongata.

... if my prediction about Medusa fails, i shall cut my wrist a river of blood to wash out the orange.
 

We've seen this dude before. I'm sure of it.
 

@Steve L. - Depends on what you mean by "turn to stone" and if it's a particular euphemism that I had in mind, do you really believe it would require excessive exposure?

But you're probably being mythical rather than a salacious lecher like this old guy.
 

whats with all the orange? fuckin ay. i thought i needed to change my monitor settings.

and why are that girl's fun bags so far apart. that indicates some serious droopage.
 

I confused him with a bright orange version of Tony Robbins, at first, Mr. White. Could that be it?
 

Aww... the winter formal at Beta Carotene College. The memories last forever.
 

God, I love The Onion.
 

Eh, I thought he was The Orange Wasp, but now, side by side, I'm not so sure. Everything has just become an orange blur. Now even the "hotts" are turning orange.

Please, DB1. Have mercy on us.
 

The sad thing is that if someone had spent just 20 seconds in Photoshop with this pic before posting it, none of this would have to happen.

Stay flesh tone, kids.
 

new category for the '09 douchies

orangest couple

we have a frontrunner
 

@ Baron Von Douchehausen 8:11 PM,

you do not want to know what was going on within the morbid depths of my flesh and sinuses as i typed up that post. all that just from being a few thousand kilometers away from Chicago. i tremble in lust - er i mean fear.
 

In his world,
one can take
a fake
red-brown
leather jacket
to Lowe's
Paint Project
Center and
use it to get
a fake
tan.
 

All I have to ask is this:

Is the decor really that monochromatic, or is the orange on their faces just sucking all the color out of the room?
 

Well, thanks to Baron Von Douchehausen stepping on my hemorrhoid, I got nothing on this one. I should've guessed the Tony Robbins resemblance would already have been picked clean by you smart kids.

If I had photoshop, and if I gave half an orange ass, I'd drop these two pustules into the seed mass of the canonical "vomiting pumpkin" photo that makes the rounds each Halloween. But right the mental imagery is all I can be assed to accomplish.

It's late, my dick is chapped, and I'm only halfway through Medusa's photobucket album. I gotta petition the Gatorade folks to start bundling hand lotion in their cases for the big box stores; that'd be two frequent aisles I wouldn't have to wear my shoes down on.
 

I WOUDL SCRUBE THIS WHOAR WITH STEEL WOLL AND THEN FU|C HER ANYWAY!
 

The size of his dome is fucking freaking me out. I bet he has special powers. Do you think he is going to start tanning his teeth?
 

now you guys are definitely a bunch of haters...that girl is gorgeous orange or not...her tits are the size of my head..secondly other than the kid having gone tanning 6 hours before this photo and wearing way too much bronzer in the booth. theres really nothing that screams hes a douche bag.you guys really need to get a life
 

Upon their safe return to Earth, famed astronauts Ezra and Jezebel vehemently denied spending too much time peering through the port window as they passed dangerously close to within 92 million miles of the sun, on mankind’s first historic voyage to Uranus.
 

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i really would love to see the last time any of you got laid you'd think you guys were having a contest in who could use the biggest word that even a harvard grad wouldn't understand..along with this "db1" character who im sure hasn't gotten laid since the clinton administration
 

Let's at least give this tool props for getting his ears the same shade as rest of that melon. Of course we have to snatch them right back for purple polyester JC Pennys suit. But, crazy kids, nothing says love like a two-for-one hosing at the discount tan salon/crack den.

And speaking of snatch, check out the orangess's crippled left hand. The hallmark of the bleeth who types at work with her finger pads because her ridiculously long, expensive, and square cut fingernails are more important that early arthritis. Fuck, I can hear the gum snapping already.
 

I am in awe of Anon 9:17pm. Not only is his head as big as this hott's voluptuous teetaws; it's also filled with the same leaking saline.

Bravo comrade anonymous... Bravo!
 

@Anon 9:23pm,

Okay, enough trawling Darksock...

I know you're still awake.
 

Following in Bob Downey Junior’s footsteps, Ronald decided to step it up and replace his jaw with a boomerang, shortly after the skin grafting surgery in order to play an aboriginal extra that heroically catches a Japanese bomb with his mouth in Baz Luhrmann’s latest epic failure: Australia.
 

@Anon 9:23,

I'd show you the pictures dude, but they're really only appropriate for a select few specialty sites, and I ain't giving that gold away for free. Besides, I don't have a model release from the midget or her goat. But really, the time since my last conquest doesn't matter since I'm prone on a daily basis to beat my dick like it owes me money. Hell, if wasn't for the time required for the sock burns to heal I'd be teaching the little bastard a lesson in fiscal responsibility right now.
 

new jersey prom,
gone wrong,
so wrong,
grandma will not be pleased.
 

see i can hardly understand one word you guys say cuz every word you type is 12+ letters straight outta the thesaurus or followed my a really corny joke that i cant reduce myself to read...STEP YOUR GAME UP GUYS!
 

Hosea 1:3 --
So he went and took Gomer the daughter of Diblaim; which conceived, and bore him a son.

Two problems with this:
1) a chick named 'Gomer'
2) they did the dirty deed
 

followed by** a <-- correction cuz i know you guys will have a field day with one misspelled word on here
 

SHINY ORANGE MAN FUNNY> ME WANT PUNCH SHINY ORANGE MAN> ORANGE LADY MAKES TUMMY TINGLE>
 

Even though Gomer runs away from Hosea and sleeps with another man, he loves her anyway and forgives her.
 

My spelling is always perfect so I'll cast a stone for you Anon 9:43pm:

Who polishes the bird shit below a cuckoo clock?

Answer: ???
 

Man-O-lantern just got new meaning.
 

Do you have to be smart enough to understand the regular posters or to make sense out of the pseudo-ebonics spouted by illiterate Anons?
 

and this is why you guys will jerk off to pictures of overly orange broads for the rest of your life, trolling match.com for a female with down syndrome that wont judge you for never leaving your house.
 

Double orange is like boxcars....pays 12:1
 

The ironic thing is that she bleaches her asshole.
 

Hi Darksock / Anon 9:55pm

That's simply not true. I left my house as early as last week to judge the Best in Show: Billy Goats competition.

I even went to the Dairy Queen afterwards and made awkward eye contact with the seventeen year old girl that took my four dallars and thirty two cents.



In. Your. Face. Bitch!






I bet I could beat your face in with a melted spork... since my muscles are way much bigger than yours.
 

Whoever that Anonymous squirter is, there's plenty more blogsites you could visit for entertainment. Why not try one of the New York Times sites, especially that of Professor Fish.

Obviously this place is beneath your intellectual levels of achievement. You have needs that go beyond what this site can provide for you.

Maybe a B-J?
 

Well, not to nit pick , but true odds on boxcars is 35-1 while most tables pay 30 or 31 to 1 depending on their vig.

Actually , these two look more like hard ten.

And by hard ten I mean a police flashlight beating them into a decade long coma
 

I would love for you guys to put up pictures of yourselves and let people comment on you guys. A little threatened to put them up? ill put mine up..I have no shame that if i put up a picture your girl (if you actually had one) would fly to boston tomorrow to come suck my dick :)

good day future guys fixing my computer and balancing my check book.
 

I'm not sure when orange migrates into burnt sienna, but as an artist I know it when I see it.

This is it. And her matching dress is what's known as "coral red."

As for her "Bleething under the scrotal-lamp of douchal projection, maybe she just got teabagged with an orange-spice Rooibos herbal, an infinitely more interesting way to make an orange poolius.
 

The only thing we might send to Boston would be lots of teabags.

Oh, and return that nasty Sen Kennedy who manslaughtered Mary Jo Kopechne years ago and left her to drown on the party-pleasure-vacation islands, and got away with it scot-free.

Some of us are older and have a very long memory.
 

They seem to have some weird superhero power that allows them to suck all the colour from their surroundings as everything around them is blanched. Through some mutant form of osmosis, all colours are absorbed through their skin but orange which collects like a hideous preternatural crust. I, for one, feel that this is the gayest superpower ever.
 

@Anon 10:16pm,

Checkbook? Yeah, maybe we’ll come balance your phonograph after we’re done sucking the dust out of you shriveled testes pappy.

I’m going back to installing my fresh new floppy drive on my Tandy 1000 beeeoootch!
 

listening to you guys is like watching a bad episode of family guy..bad joke after bad joke after bad joke. i say you're gonna be fixing my computer you come up with a corny joke about fixing an ancient computer. i say you're gonna balance my checkbook you make a corny joke about balancing phonographs.

seriously instead of mocking others pictures you should go out and attempt to speak to a woman thats not in an AOL chat room.

I guarantee you your days go as follows:

7am: wake up in bed by yourself and log onto HCWDB.com and hope that this other asshole (that says some of the most unfunny shit ive ever seen) has uploaded a new guido for you to laugh at who yet will still pick up more women in a day then you will in a lifetime.

9am: jerk off to HCWDB girl with too orange of a tan

11am: throw on your geek squad polo and head to work at BEST BUY

8pm: check HCWDB again I MADE UP ANOTHER JOKE FOR THIS GUY WHO WENT TANNING TOO MANY TIMES THIS WEEK.O THEY'RE GONNA LOVE ME ON THE MESSAGE BOARD!

11pm: jerk off again this time to your subscription to bang bus

1am: go to bed fantasizing you could be me.
 

he could just be Egyptian... haha
 

Reading through this delightful collection, I recall laughing @ Flyteeth 8.47p, but I can't for the life of me remember why.

Some kind of Irish accent thing, funny shit there.

Oh, and this guy has a giant orange head. Does orange = douche? Perhaps not.

Orange Poolius does, however.
 

Anon 10:50pm

If only AOL chatwomen were real enough, and cool enough, to pull any of us away from vigilantly waiting for the next Asian scat movie to be released...

...we do have dreams here. And bedtimes. I hear it's late in Mississippi.
 

^^ yet another gay joke that no one gets
 

@Anon 10:50,

You woefully underestimate us if you only have two timeline slots for gherkin werkin. That's a long lunch, including the walk five stores down the mall to Victoria's Secret to recharge. Seriously, we're not lazy underachievers, we're just fucking tired.
 

I...

...fucking

love...

...turtles.
 

@ captain bringdown

I kinda laughed at 1/2 of it

congrats you got a chuckle out of me
 

"land of grape."

Best line ever DB1!
 

Damn. And here I thought that the 2009 Douchie for Orangest Orange was already cemented by A Clockwork Orange.
 

anon 10:50pm haha... thats what im sayin. i love aol chatrooms too!
 

In an odd moment at an odd hour, it occurs to me, DB1, that men with the color-blind red-green gene cannot fully appreciate the appearance of the living-color orange douchebag. It doth register in the red range. I escaped such a folly, but have two brothers who did not, and a friend or two also afflicted.

I once asked, how do you tell the red-stop-light from the green-light, and they would all say, easy, the red-light is on top and usually larger!

Do tanning parlors and fake-tan lotion lovers turn out orange and sienna-skinned victims because they are full of red-green color-blind male clients? Are they merely BLIND to their folly?

It is extremely rare for a female to be afflicted with this since it is sex-linked: while attached to an x-chromosome, it appears when in the presence of the y-chromosome. It takes two afflicted x genes for it to show up on a female.

And really, while I do see the fakey tans on the gals, rarely are they extreme orange.

Alas, I'm just trying to rationalize a rather sick reason for people, especially men, to DESIRE fake sienna-orange skin tones.

Unless they are deep admirers of lobsters.
 

@anon 10:16-

you sir, are a tool.
 

I dont know 'bout you, but I think minstrel shows are degrading.
 

Has Anita Bryant or the Florida Orange Commission become a sponsor of the site recently? Holy crap.

I blame the 'bag for bleething out this one-time hott. Yes, she has a great body, but like him, she will be prematurely wrinkled.

Shouldn't George Hamilton (here with Alana Stewart) get some kind of recognition as the "grandfather of douchebaggery" for his overdone tan?
 

lol @whoever is trolling. nice work.
 

Here I am, making my morning rounds of the vast world wide web, with my usual stop here, and I see an intelligent, pehaps architectural, anonymous has put HcwDB's teleology (look it up) on notice. Bravo!

I agree with bcs. You've done yeoman's work although under the guise of anonymity which oddly strengthens and weakens your position. Doesn't matter. You've given us so much to think about.

If we don't periodically ask ourselves "why?" then we're probably living a pretty routine existence. Thanks, anonymous, for being brave enough to ask the question.

Well, I gotta go put on my firedog polo and get to work. If I don't hurry I won't have time to whack off.

Wait a second...is that you Justin? Dude, the DB1 will repost your pic, just give the word.
 

Is Spurs Fan back? I mean, this anon demonstrates the same Busch League wit and also seems very proud of his 2nd-grade reading comprehension.

@ anon

We aren't really having a "biggest word" competition, though I can imagine how a basic motherfucker like yourself could get that impression.
 

@ anon 10:50 PM -

OK, I'll concede to the 9:50 am activity. Fair enough.
 

ANONO IS A FUCEN FAGAOTH! EVWYEOBYD KNOWS @!2THAT COMPUSREVE HAS HOTER WHOARS INT HEIR CHATEOOMS!

NO TARMAL!
 

Hmmmm, not much to see in this thread. Guess I'll move on.
 

These idiots obviously do not own mirrors. Or if they own them they are manufactured to weed out the red/orange spectrum.

- Douchey Smurf
 

@ DS -

These idiots ARE their own mirrors.

That shit was deep, son.
 

I'll better her inner thighs are even more orange.
 

With apologies to functionally illiterate anons, but anyone else feeling like they want to exercise perspicacious judgment on some callipigean ladies today?
 

Mr. White, for shame! It's callipygian. Let me get my horn-rimmed spectacles and I'll join you.
 

Wow, Agents Orange!

Most obvious spies to ever graduate from the International Man of Mystery Academy ever.
 

@baron

Interesting, but if you check the learned folks at urbandictionary, they use the alternative spelling. Let's have a lively debate using polysyllabic words.
 

What's scary is Dark Sock's starting to have conversations with himself as Anons and his new alter egos. Isn't that right The Apostle of Plinky's twat?

Methinks Darksock's genius is start to collapse upon itself like a dying star. We may want to leave the planet soon.
 

... 'starting' to collapse.


Damn, 1 public flogging for spelling error.
 

@anon 10:16-

you don't need to post any pix of yourself, we've all seen Justin Andrew Dieppa's modeling 'portfolio'
 

@ douchetoevsky

No, Anon at 10:16 does need to post a picture of herself. I want to see what a South-Shore troll-whore looks like.

This dude's probably got a tat of Marky-Mark on his lower back.

Pissah.
 

The Anonymous Coward @10.50 wrote:

I guarantee you your days go as follows:

SNIP!

OK, I'll let you know what my day yesterday was like, fuckwit.

7am: Already up - alarm goes off at 6.30. At 7 I'm just getting out of the shower. Shave, Dress, look at schedule for the day.

7.30am: get daughter up, make her lunch, feed her breakfast.

8am: brush daughter's hair, make sure she has her books and at 8.15 drive her to school (4 miles away). Return around 8.40. Put car in garage, walk to cafe, get coffee and noshies, wait for bus to go to subway.

9am: on the subway somewhere. Walk from subway and arrive at office. Check mail box. Check email. Check HCwDB, Check news.

10am: work on powerpoints for class.

12 noon: lunch.

1 pm: Class. Teach aesthetics, cultural studies, media studies, etc. to a huge classroom of second years. A solid (but thankfully small) minority of them exhibit the same level of idiocy you exhibit. This happens every year, as intellectual curiosity is not an evenly distributed commodity. My job it to help them become something other than the mouth breathing moron you are.

3pm: Class over. Go over next class with TAs.

4pm: check email, news, HCwDB, etc.

5pm: work on stuff I didn't get done earlier.

6pm: go home.

7pm: cook dinner for fambly.

8pm: play a game of Scrabble with fambly (we have no TV set, so we actually do things together. It's fun. try it.)

9pm: child goes to bed, so we read stories.

10pm: check email, news, HCwDB.

10.30pm: start working on something creative (writing, music, video editing, sex with wife, fun stuff like that, etc.)

12 midnight to 1 AM: finally go to sleep, as the alarm goes off in 5 or 6 hours...

6.30 AM: repeat.

So, that's a typical day for me.

Satisfied?

It's TARMAL for me and my world.

(FLYTEETH is kewl)
 

Orange TOOL-ius.
 

I hereby dub 2009 "The Year of the Orange."
 

Oh! Blast! I'm so late in getting here today! Anon is right...my life is so pitiful. I slept really late today, last night I had a sleepover with all my girl friends. We had a pillow fight that turned into a tickle fight. Then we brushed each other's hair and compared boobs to see who has the biggest. I had to help Jeanette rub lotion on her back 'cause she couln't reach. I got this sparkly pink lotion that smells like cotton candy and once we all had our shirts off we wanted to try it. And then after we were all soft and pink and sparkly, we all curled up in a pile on the carpet and practiced gently kissing each other on the lips so that someday when we meet real boys we'll know what to do.

It's all so empty.

@ Steve L.
I have been perfecting the stone-gaze for a while now. I have yet to see anyone actually become granite, but I have made a few stop in their tracks. Now if I could get my hair to move at the same time I'd be on to something.

@ Captain Bringdown
I knwo, this sounds dopey, but you can actually see my Photobucket album? Me not know so good about the interwebs. Sorry, nothing too exciting, it's mostly a repository for funny shit that I link to for the amusement of others. If I knew you were looking I'd have put something more interesting in there. Like the pics of the last time I got laid, like Anon said. I think if he saw that he'd swear off of sex forever out of sheer terror.

And in keeping with today's theme....The leftover pizza soaked in coffee that I vomited up after viewing this photo did indeed have a nice orange hue to it.

@ BillDouchiest 6:56--Agents Orange FTW!

speaking of which...

Shit stains!
Bleeth kills!
Spray tans!
White grills!
Dumb girls!
Grey Goose!
I lost my sense, I lost my soul, I am a douche!
 

i'm seeing Tim Curry in Legend here, ima jus sayin
 

@Medusa Oblongata
I refuse to touch your first paragraph. Just won't. Could; won't.

On photobucket, yeah, they have no security on the album directories, which actually surprised me as it's pretty standard. You posted that very nice pic of Doe-Eyed Hott with the glasses 'shopped on, which I dutifully clicked. You can see the whole directory by just deleting the picture file from the URL and leaving the path intact. Bad form on photobucket's part if you want to keep a directory private. It should deny access unless you specify a file or an index. Lesson as always, that posters on this particular blog should know all too well; don't assume anything posted on the intertubes is private.
 

is this a minstrel show?
 

In douche heaven everyones orange
 

I lol'd at Orange Poolius
 

I give up hopefully one day the ultimate loser of this website DB1 will dig up my pictures so you can all laugh at me because i go tanning once a week to keep color or how i spike my hair or how i have multiple tattoos, or how i wear clothes that dont come from savers or JCPenney or how i hang out with attractive girls that are WAY TOO GOOD FOR ME. Be sure to use words straight out of the thesaurus though when you laugh at me though. Good Luck in life everyone

Congrats to the guy with the kids who gave me his daily run down. sounds like a great life minus the TV part because whats on TV isnt all garbage. I think the internet a 50x bigger scum pool than TV.

to the guy who realized "WTF am i doing on here everyday" keep playin on playa because without you DB1 can't cash his paycheck every week and where are all you guys if theres no HCWDB.com to go to 3 times a day?

you guys should all check out wickedsexywater.com anyways its like HCWDB but from my hometown of beantown without all the big words. I mean 90% of the people in boston are douche bags so you guys would have a field day.

ALSO I ALONG WITH ALL OF YOU HAVE THE SAME HATE FOR THE "ARMANI ALEX" FOR WHOM I CAME ON HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE TO SEE YOU GUYS RAG ON HIM, BECAUSE YES HE IS 30X THE DOUCHE BAG THAN HE IS IN THE PICTURES. PLEASE CHECK OUT THEJAMESTV.COM AND YOU CAN SEE RHODE ISLANDS OWN DOUCHE BAG MAKE A TV SHOW ABOUT THE DAILY LIFE OF GUIDOS + NIGHTCLUBS..I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS "THE JAMES" HASN'T BEEN PROFILED ON HERE YET.


and now i sign off and ready myself to read all your comments hating on me for not using big words or making jokes off of the comments that i made but you should be thanking me after you check out this thejamestv.com because it is countless hours of amusement


REGARDS,
BOSTON DOUCHE BAG
 

Justin, I thought you were from Miami? Boston, huh? Keepin' da hatahs off yo' trail, huh? Word.
 

thejamestv.com will also introduce you to all the RI/BOS douche bags as in FRANKIE P (blowout is 20x the size of his head) your favorite armani alex (everyones favorite homo), THEJAMES (you think this kid is orange?) fake christiano ronaldo (boy is this kid a fag) and white kid with braids (the white sean paul) o is it countless hours of amusement. PLEASE CHECK IT OUT.

REGARDS,
BOSTON DOUCHE BAG
 

So we're OK to rag on other douchebags but just not you? Got it.

I doubt we'll follow that plan, but at least we know you're a hypocrite. Kinda douchey if you ask me, but I'm a hater, so what do I know, huh?

So is your name James and is thejamestv.com yours? Adding "The" to the front of one's given name is a sign of serious douchebaggery, you know.
 

the best come back against me is im the james? are you that socially retarded? have you ever left your mothers basement? the only time you leave your house is to check the mail for your monthly subscription to cosmo so you have something to jerk off to.

thejames is a true and true douche bag. the fight on this kid in this picture is hes a kid that fried in the tanning booth a little too long how does that make him a douche bag? and no im not a hypocrite i never said i didn't hate douche bags and i dont consider myself a douche bag but in your eyes im sure id be a douche bag because i take pride in my appearance. but again compare me to other douche bags like this so called guy from miami or thejames...whatever gives you a hard on buddy.
 

I was asking if that was you, and then commented on how "The James" is a form of douchebaggery. Did you miss that? But I guess your overexposure to tanning creams-----errrrr, I mean staying "a little too long" in the tanning booth must have fried your synapses as well.

But you are a hypocrite if you desire us to rip other douchebags but not "the kid in the picture." We're equal opportunity mockers here. But if having your photo up here is such a problem, you can always ask DB1 for a takedown.

No, it's not Cosmo - George Constanza turned me on to the merits of Glamour. My mom doesn't have a basement, either, and believe me, I'm still pissed about that.

ORANGE POWER! (holds up "Hello Kitty" gloved fist)
 

YUP I WENT FROM BEING FROM MIAMI TO BEING THE JAMES TO BEING THE KID IN THIS PICTURE...MAKE SOME SENSE PLEASEEEEEE
 

O and i have to go at medusa oblongata seriously? i mean seriously? you have the nerve to hate on anyone else? I almost threw up on myself when i looked at your pictures on myspace..i mean for real? im fuckin beyond lost...you really have some huge balls, you fuck guys that look like/idolize marilyn mansion that is if you like dick at all ..which im kinda doubting. O man tell me everyone that posts on this site is similar in nature to the bondage queen that has the gusto to hate on people. O GOD IM CRYING FROM LAUGHING SO HARD AT YOUR PICTURES.

THAT BOSTON DOUCHE BAG
 

Wow. We're all losers for being in here 3 times a day, and yet you've been here ALL DAY to plug your hometown HCwDB knockoff site. And we're losers for being in here knocking on these 'bags, but we'de be cool if we went to other sites to knock on other 'bags. The mind failry boggles.

And I tried as hard as I could to use simple words for you. Look, Ma! No thesaurus!

Well, thanks, but I think we all fail to heed your direction, Mr. Jines, we're not interested in your Boston Purple Kool-Aid. Good luck finding out what I mean by that. And, in your second-to-last post, you said "And now I sign off."

SO FUCKING DO IT ALREADY, DOUCHEBAG.
 

And in regards to that last post of yours, don't worry sweat about me loving dick, I won't take any away from you, little man, I'm all the way here in Chicago, your sperm bank is safe from me. And since you doubt I'm a fan of the flagpole I will also say that I have had more pussy than you have had hot meals.

Win.

Goodnight.
 

uh oh im starting to get to you.. :(:(:(:(

ive got the flu so im not goin anywhere right now..you probably have 2 more days left of me, ive got nothing but my laptop and my tv to keep me interested. SO GOOD LUCK !!
 

uh oh im starting to get to you.. :(:(:(:(

ive got the flu so im not goin anywhere right now..you probably have 2 more days left of me, ive got nothing but my laptop and my tv to keep me interested. SO GOOD LUCK !!


Douche flu? "Hanna Montana" is no cure, son.
 

I think I met Boston Douche Bag once back in my misspent youth in the lovely United Soviet Socialist Republic of Massachusetts.

He was from Haverhill, a dirty factory town where most boys aspired to be the next Yaz/Rice/Boggs and later Papi/Manny/Pedro. Exactly 100% of them fail at this and life in general following the footprints of their heritage laid down for generations.

I have to remind the reader that most of the Greater Boston MA and Providence, RI areas are colored beige. It's the color of the sky most days between September through May and all the buildings are hued to match.

Most of the people are also this color being that large Portugese, Brazilian and Eastern European folks make up the population.

This fellow from Haverhill, let's call him Punchy O'Rourke had an inbred hatred of any one not Irish or Catholic or with a vocabulary that did not have , "I like getting punched in the face" or "I puke wherever I want" in their phrase set.

Needless to say, he is now a mid-level shift manager of a (perhaps the last American) textile manufacturer that wears shortsleeved shirts and a gravy stained tie to work. After no takers have ever bit on his Monster.com or any other resume or attempt to become a forward moving manager he has now endured years of sensitivity training and has been forced to learn not one but two hispanic languages to be understood by his underlings.

The last time I talked to Punchy, he lamented dropping out of UMass and taking that job having squandered a lifetime of earnings on bookies and booze with the one remaining shred of dignity, his pension, now swallowed up by the Madoff scandal.

Good luck with that future of yours BDB


P.S. I'm figuring that you couldn't handle a roll in the hay with Medusa , being a mere mortal
 

oh no i even had db1 going after me now..changing my name..o god..what will i do..you better have a sure fire plan to ban my IP sir or you guys are gonna have a long week :)
 

being a mere mortal? are you the president of the star trek fan club when you're not on this website? wow you guys are complete fucking social throw outs ...society has mocked you so badly that you hide behind a computer and mock people who would obviously curb your teeth into the pavement (american history x style)..please I beg of all you come out of the closet...im sure theres a guy out there for even people that live in their mothers basement

and to medusa sorry sweetie theres no one out there for you im sure you'll just be finger poppin yourself for the rest of our mortal eternities
 

Great comeback, Short Bus
 

^^ YOU ARE A STRAIGHT UP HOMO..NUFF SAID
 

Oh Scroteboy, I knew it was you. Did you get a matching headphone set tatted to the other side of your torso yet?

Oh, and remember: it's Cornell. Stick with your lie.....
 

PLEASE EVERYONE UPLOAD YOUR PICTURES SO I CAN GET A GOOD LAUGH OUT OF ALL OF YOU..ESPECIALLY THIS DB1 ASSHOLE, WHERE IS HE?
 

DB1 featured a photo of himself in a "magazine" somewhere. Perhaps you've heard of it?

Regardless, I woud never allow myself to be photographed if I turned into an Orange Poolius.

Damn boy, "Hook 'em Horns," indeed! You know, all you had to do was buy a Longhorns sweatshirt! But no, you went that extra mile and kodachromed yourself as your school color. Even Fung and George Hamilton are disturbed by that result, as is "A Clockwork Orange."

But why the Kansas State purple in your suit, Tinky Winky? Or is that TCU? Aren't you afraid your fellow (ahem) UT-Austin alums will be pissed?
 

yup im obviously the kid in the photo gettin through to you is like getting through to my 2 year old nephew you seriously laugh at your own jokes dont you? I ASK YOU THIS HOW MANY TIMES A WEEK DO YOU JERK OFF TO THE GUYS ON THIS WEBSITE? if db1 can use his sleuthing skills to find my picture on myspace or facebook..he can put up all the pictures he wants of me. or maybe if you guys ask politely ill give them to him free of charge
 

your dog died from zombies ay? thats about the gayest shit ive ever heard... WOW YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING RIDICULOUS.
 

A STRAIGHT UP HOMO ?

Yet another great comeback, Lunch Sack.
 

So much homo-erotic lust from Boston Douche Bag. He needs a cock, stat.
 

The Boston DB "kid" doth protest too much, methinks.....especially on this very thread. Hmmmmm.....
 

ME THINKS YOU NEED TO GET LAID
 

Ain't no rhyme for oranges. Nor douchebags. Nor Boston Anonbag.
 

Holy shit, if these 2 have kids, will they be genetically orange too? There oughta be a law.
 

Mr. and Mrs. Stepford. I weep for the future.
 

to Bahstin 'bags everywhere-


how the sox doin'?

how 'bout them Pats?





I thought so..

fucking half wits.
 

Dear Lord. I come back to see if anybody's made a response to my "Man-O-Lantern" quip - which I think is really funny. And instead I find the plague of anon rearing its ugly head.

It's really an argument for kicking anons off the comments thread. It's not like we'd be discriminating, just have the cajones to back yourself up with an identity if you're going to make shitty comments.

Again, I offer the Greater Internet Dickwad Theory.

But the question isn't who gets laid most. We already conceded that. The douchebags pull more hotties than any of us. And that's precisely what's wrong with America.

I mean I'm not the only one to have seen Idiocracy on here, right? That first scene with the dual family trees is just classic.