Thursday, January 08, 2009
Waffle House Willy
Nothing says "masculine domination" like headlocking your girl and flipping off the camera over pancakes at the Waffle House.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 11:55 AM 
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we've seen this douche before.
he's the lead singer for that abortion of a band called crazy town.
he's the lead singer for that abortion of a band called crazy town.
# posted by 
: 11:57 AM
: 11:57 AM
are we still picking on poor shifty whatziznuts?
I mean, the dude is kicking meth and heroin. lets cut him a break.
I mean, the dude is kicking meth and heroin. lets cut him a break.
Steaks, Texas toast, hash browns, tats, trucker hats, the finger, anal beads on the pancakes, water, and a chick with blood red eyes. It is too much for me DB1.
I spy what looked to have been a blonde haired maiden just out of focus of this travesty of douchetice.
I spy what looked to have been a blonde haired maiden just out of focus of this travesty of douchetice.
# posted by : 12:00 PM
: 12:00 PM
Damn, I've had tequila-fueled hallucinations that were more coherent than this fuckwad's amateur cartoon work. He's just a big ball of Silly Putty that, after repeated pressings on the comics and crossword pages got molded into a vaguely human shape. And roadkill hott looks like the cameraman surprised her in the middle of giving doodle-boy a tonsil massage.
"c'mon bitch, I feel like getting me some waffles and a hummer".
Her dad must be so proud.
"c'mon bitch, I feel like getting me some waffles and a hummer".
Her dad must be so proud.
Is this the guy that Kid Rock got into the fight with at the Waffle House? It supposedly started with someone being rude to a girl. And by rude I think they meant Chinese Finger-Cuffs.
I had a friend from way back that looked like this.... We called him "Scratch Pad"
He would let anyone scribble the stupidest shit on him
He would let anyone scribble the stupidest shit on him
did they just order food to look take pictures of it? how can u do any douching if you don't eat your meat?
# posted by : 12:17 PM
: 12:17 PM
i had something witty and clever to say (for once) but totally lost my train of thought after bag queen's pink floyd joke.
has anyone ever seen a tattoo on this site that they actually LIKE? If nothing else, give this idiot a little credit for THAT much ink.
And for eating a hearty breakfast.
@ Medusa – nice rack!
And for eating a hearty breakfast.
@ Medusa – nice rack!
# posted by : 12:34 PM
: 12:34 PM
I wonder which plate belongs to whom. Either way, they both obviously never learned how to clean their plates like good little children.
Shame on you both!!
Shame on you both!!
He's a wart on the ass of a baboon.
If this guy doesn't play the shit out of a guitar he has no reason to avoid stepping in front of a speeding bus.
If this guy doesn't play the shit out of a guitar he has no reason to avoid stepping in front of a speeding bus.
All that uneaten food... to think that there are poor third-world douchebags starving somewhere...
# posted by : 12:54 PM
: 12:54 PM
@captain bringdown
If you look closely at his right shoulder, you can see last week's "Blondie." Oh, Dagwood. You lazy, giant-sandwich-eating asshole.
Although that raises an interesting question: Dagwood and Blondie, a comic strip version of hcwdb? I would tear out Dagwood's f-ed up bangs/sideburns for the chance to get all up in Blondie's business.
If you look closely at his right shoulder, you can see last week's "Blondie." Oh, Dagwood. You lazy, giant-sandwich-eating asshole.
Although that raises an interesting question: Dagwood and Blondie, a comic strip version of hcwdb? I would tear out Dagwood's f-ed up bangs/sideburns for the chance to get all up in Blondie's business.
Oh yeah, nothing says "I plan never to earn more than minimum wage in my entire life" than tatoos on your hand. Dolt.
# posted by : 12:57 PM
: 12:57 PM
What gives you a greater chance of catching Hepititis B, using the silverware in a Waffle House or pressing your cheek against this dude's infected tattoos?
This guy's got more incoherent scribblings on him than all The Zodiac's writings to the San Francisco Chronicle combined.
This guy's got more incoherent scribblings on him than all The Zodiac's writings to the San Francisco Chronicle combined.
@ Medusa -
I'm pretty sure it was Tommy Lee that got into a fight with Kid Rock... and them was amazingly clever enough to call him "Kid Pebble." *sigh* Don't you hate it when dumb rock stars try to speak?
Anyway. I'm betting that this pic was taken at the Griddle Cafe on Sunset Blvd here in LA. That place is circle 7 of hipster hell.
I'm pretty sure it was Tommy Lee that got into a fight with Kid Rock... and them was amazingly clever enough to call him "Kid Pebble." *sigh* Don't you hate it when dumb rock stars try to speak?
Anyway. I'm betting that this pic was taken at the Griddle Cafe on Sunset Blvd here in LA. That place is circle 7 of hipster hell.
The red-eyed demoness is shocked to find that Waffle House Willy doesn't actually have a soul to suck out.
I can only hope that she about to attempt to gnaw his arm off in order to free herself from his grasp, like a wolf would chew off his own foot in order to escape a bear trap.
It would taste only marginally worse than the food at Griddle Cafe.
It would taste only marginally worse than the food at Griddle Cafe.
He's not flipping off the camera, he's just inspecting the residue after finger banging possum's butt.
@Mr. White,
Not sure if Dagwood sets off any douche alarms, but Blondie would totally be at home in one of Medusa's paintings. And the drawer in my bathroom.
@Mr. White,
Not sure if Dagwood sets off any douche alarms, but Blondie would totally be at home in one of Medusa's paintings. And the drawer in my bathroom.
Do strip club buffet's offer brunch? I gotta get out more, or at least earlier.
Until they were called "anal beads," the blueberries were the only things in this photo I found attractive. Or maybe it was after.
Until they were called "anal beads," the blueberries were the only things in this photo I found attractive. Or maybe it was after.
"Is that a checkered flag on your hand, or are you just waitin' to signal the win of the race?"
"What race?"
"The race to the bathroom so that I can upchuck my meal after seeing this pisswad of a douchebag infesting the eyespace of civilized folks with his body inked like a slave to tastelessness."
"What race?"
"The race to the bathroom so that I can upchuck my meal after seeing this pisswad of a douchebag infesting the eyespace of civilized folks with his body inked like a slave to tastelessness."
# posted by : 2:52 PM
: 2:52 PM
You guys, this is really a significant picture. It reflects the EXACT MOMENT the tattoo trend jumped the shark.
"Whene'er I see
Such inkery
I'm thinking he
Lacks cock to pee."
"The styles come in
the styles go out,
But ink's forever
Upon your snout."
"The body looks
An ashen gray,
When inked all over
In that way."
"The hair will grow,"
chastised the rhyme,
"but skin like yours
is stuck in time."
"Stupid choices
made when young
Will haunt you
Till your life is done."
Burma Shave
Such inkery
I'm thinking he
Lacks cock to pee."
"The styles come in
the styles go out,
But ink's forever
Upon your snout."
"The body looks
An ashen gray,
When inked all over
In that way."
"The hair will grow,"
chastised the rhyme,
"but skin like yours
is stuck in time."
"Stupid choices
made when young
Will haunt you
Till your life is done."
Burma Shave
# posted by : 3:46 PM
: 3:46 PM
I love it when Flyteeth says "fagaoth" because it SO reminds me of Sabbaoth.
I love it when Flyteeth says "tarmal" because it SO reminds me of Traumeel brand cream.
I love Flyteeth because he reminds me of the good ol' days when we pulled the wings off flies in sixth grade to pass the time away.
And I'm sure Flyteeth is just a settin' on this unfinished meal takin' it all in.
Flyteeth's
da poet,
and don't he
know it!
Tarmal!
I love it when Flyteeth says "tarmal" because it SO reminds me of Traumeel brand cream.
I love Flyteeth because he reminds me of the good ol' days when we pulled the wings off flies in sixth grade to pass the time away.
And I'm sure Flyteeth is just a settin' on this unfinished meal takin' it all in.
Flyteeth's
da poet,
and don't he
know it!
Tarmal!
# posted by : 4:02 PM
: 4:02 PM
@whoop-di-douche: Interesting... "tarmal" reminds me of terminal. as in, terminally ill. "faggoath" reminds me of Shakespear trying to call someone a queer.
# posted by : 4:45 PM
: 4:45 PM
if the douche is really the lead singer of Crazy Town, then i have to admit to suffering violent self-stabbing and convulsions over the fact that i actually liked the song Butterfly when i was in high school.
the mistakes i made when i was a teenager...
the mistakes i made when i was a teenager...
In this country.. first you get the waffles. Then you get the women. Then you make the babies.
# posted by : 8:52 PM
: 8:52 PM
As Trucker Hat Willy prepared the tap, one sees he clearly preferred his anal leakage fresh squeezed. None of that waffle house "from concentrate" bullshit.
# posted by : 9:01 PM
: 9:01 PM
Waffle House is fucking delicious, yo. Hotte looks like she just found a the keys to her car under the table is excited about making her escape from the clutches of Trucker Cap RockBag.
I'd eat the hashbrowns out of her asshole. Covered, smothered, and chunked.
I'd eat the hashbrowns out of her asshole. Covered, smothered, and chunked.
# posted by : 11:43 AM
: 11:43 AM
The chick is a pornstar... Kylee King...
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=32ead3abba81aff93b00
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=32ead3abba81aff93b00
# posted by : 1:36 PM
: 1:36 PM
thanx DB1 for quoting the masterpiece of pierre bourdieu, "the masculine domination".
I was surprised you had not ever quoted it.
http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Domination_masculine
FroggyStyle.
I was surprised you had not ever quoted it.
http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Domination_masculine
FroggyStyle.
# posted by : 5:52 AM
: 5:52 AM
I'll bet her folks are sooooo proud of their little girl...
(Oh, and I think this is a Denny's. Waffle House serves... waffles.)
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(Oh, and I think this is a Denny's. Waffle House serves... waffles.)
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