Johnny Blaze Hotts are indeed blazing hott. And he is maximum scrote on the scrotilogical scale.

Upper echelon.

HoS indeed.
 

*crickets*
 

Lookin' good, Blaze.
 

Hottie on the left looks like a Keebler Elf.
 

Blaze it up - fire in the hole!
 

Photo L-R

- Cunt
- Cunt
- Cunt
 

H-h-h-h-hott little elfin bunny is welcome to eat cookies in bed at any time of the day in the Bringdown residence. Hell, she's welcome to slaughter and roast a pig, pee in my shoes, and wipe her ass with my most prized linens if I would be allowed to sniff her fingers after her frenzied masturbation session thinking about another guy.

Did I say H-h-h-hottttt?

Hott.
 

No objections here DB1. JB is right up there with JP.

Which brings up an interesting point. It may be time to subdivide the HoS. We'll have the Jerz section, and, um, everything else.

Ok, and now that I look at this pic, the Keebler Elf chick is scaring the bejesus out of me. She's seriously got that Jack Nicholson joker thing going on and if I move, her eyes just follow me around. And the nose is straight Scarecrow from the old Wizard of Oz.

Ye gods, an (especially) psychotic Jersey Bleeth on a blood and wallet sucking rampage...can you imagine?
 

Yea, I say! To the HoS with thee, JB!

@ Captain BD
I didn't know you were the romantic type.
 

I have no objections to Johnny Blaze's induction into HoS history, however I've got to argue against the wholesale shift of every chinstrap into the categorical abyss of douscheitude.

Chinstraps are decidedly becoming more popular with the dark underbelly of scrote societal rot, but it must be addressed that the majority of these chinstraps are of the pencil-thin variety.

I propose that all chinstraps thinner than 3/4 inch are an automatic signifier of 'baggery. any creative incisions or variations on a chinstrap are equally as despicable.

While I do not deny the deep inner-douche that resides in the heart of men, I have proudly wore a chinstrap for about 6-7 years now. It keeps my brain helmet on straight. Every morning carefully shaving off the entirety of the rest of my facial hair (because, unlike the aforementioned genetic defects, i could grow a full beard around 13) to maintain a 'respectable' appearance.

'respectable' is in quotes because i am still undecided as to the level professionalism being a manager at quiznos demands from society at large. I mean, I think I'm a pretty big deal, but that might be because i hold the key to the store room. ...I'll leave that to the unwashed masses to decide.
 

@Medusa,

Romantic, yes, but I will not be taken for granted. I insist on eye contact while stepping on my junk.
 

Johnny Blaze is a good second-ball of hall of famer. He is a consistent Douche who is always pictured with some good, club trash hotts. Take a bow Blaze..then go drink bleach.
 

As far as I'm concerned,J Blaze is the shiznit. He IS the HoS- second only to my boy--

The JFP Experience.

She's addicted...
 

Douches also grow the strap to try and define a jaw line, on an otherwise chubby, no jaw line having, douche of a face.
 

Get Johnny Blaze up in that Hall of Scrote with is perky chested PTP club hotts. He's made enough gut wrenching appearances here on HCwDB to be worthy.
 

I've never tried a chin-strap...if only there were some sort of chin-strap shaving template I could bite down on to secure to my face...
 

Speaking of dirty New Jersey scrote dirt that I'd like to hurl into the sun, there hasn't been much talk of Bobby Batz aka DJ Bello in a while. What's our little choadlette been up too?
 

JB should definitely be in the Hall. If Bra! is there, JB should be there, he could out-douche Bra! any day of the week.
 

@Massengill

That sounds interesting, but WHERE could we find a company that would market such a manscaping product?
 

I miss you Bobby. And why do you still have no girls around you?
 

Blaze in the 'hall? Sure.

I'm just glad I haven't had to read any sucky jokes coming from plinky in this thread yet.
 

The chintzy gold lettering on his sweatshirt really brings out the rest of his grandmother's bling.

Chica on the left can cut and sniff her coke at the same time.
 

I thought that JB was in the Hall? Oh, that's right, they all look the same after a while. Of course he should be in the Hall. I see that both hotts have ankle hoop earrings on and are getting ready for the Guido junior prom.

BTW, Ed Hardy is now poo for the factory overrun store of Marshalls-the TJ Maxx offshoot. My wife likes to look for cheap purses and on the display, I kid you not, there were fuckin' Ed Hardy canvas shoes. I just thought I needed to share. I'll go whimper in the corner now that I have revealed that I've been in a Marshalls' store.
 

Memo to the girl on our left: Cubism is an art form not a hairstyle.
 

It's profile, so she makes you work for it. But if you look closely at elfin hott (?) on the left....boobies.
 

Facial chinstraps should come with helmets and orthopedic shoes.
 

Well this video just scares the bajesus out of me.
 

Yeah, Hall of Scrote for sure. Induction into the hallowed Hall is not something to take lightly, but Johnny Blaze is definitely deserving...deserving of induction into the Hall of Scrote and a swift kick to the groin.
 

Alright. Who is Dark Socks?

Are we gonna have a Mr. Whites, Plinkys, or Captain Bringdowns now?

I'm tripping out here.
 

I have no objection DB1. And by 'objection,' I mean 'erection'... oh wait, yes I do.

Carry on.
 

Combined I.Q. of all three pictured here: -11

JB for HoS. Long overdue.

AV
 

No more 'plinkys', please. His jokes are already suck ass bunk.
 

As to Derek's question:"(what do you call a female barber?)", the obvious lept into my caffeine flooded, chin strapped cavity - Barberista!
 

A.) No objections, whatsoever.
B.) In response to Derek's question on how to refer to a female barber: as a "barberella"!
 

Blaze in the HOS.......... Do It.
 

Blaze for HoS has my vote. He is scrote defined.
 

johnny blaze is effortlessly scrotactical.

besides, his name is a combination of sonya blaze and johnny cage. thats just badass.
 

Jonny Blaze deserves HoS. He's been workin it for a long time, and by workin it, I mean "making a pest of himself".

I think Sandiya, the Dehli Delight on the right, is kinda cute.
 

Blaze is Hall that.

Fuck Fung.
 

golly DB1, it's bag & bleeth friday
 

@ Creatch

Yeah, yeah, yeah
 

OK, Blaze in the HoS... just no more kettlehead!

@ pommelhorse 10:43

howabout a "Crucial Neck"?
 

To the Hall with him. Pronto. Fucking peach-fuzz-chin-strap sporting asshole.
 

merry christmas
 

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he is a great douchebag, but i'm not sure he's ready for the HoS...
he's just copying Joey Porche...
 

PS i'd much rather vote for Kettlehead for the HoS...
his eyebrow is just... no words can describe...
 

Anetta Keys on the right says hell yeah
 

Hey, not a bad find, BDB. She's doing her damnedest to rock the Mariah Carey look, and is within about 15 pounds of being able to pull it off. Some may cry bleeth too quickly on this one. Take a paint scraper to some of that face makeup and she'd clean up real nice, and not a hint of her fawning on douchebags!
 

To the idea of Johnny Blaze in the Hall of Scrote - a yes!

But on one condition.....you must title his initial entry similar to this:

Johnny Blaze (Stage 2 Porsche Larva)

Kinda like you did with Fung, even though Fung is indeed a Prompa. But, we all know JB is riding Joey Porsche's tail.

I mean "coattails."
 

whoa JB looks all grown up now.

it goes without saying that he's fit for Hall of Scrote. what we really need to ask ourselves in the near future is whether we need a Hall of Orange WITHIN the Hall of Scrote... i mean, 2009 was already declared to be the Year of Orange.
 

He looks like Anthoney Newly, about to break out in "What Kind of Douche Am I?..."



Hello? Baron? Anybody?
 

JB is long overdue for enshrinement.

on a side note: it looks like the legendary Joey Porche has found a new "Hott"

http://messageboard.tuckermax.com/showthread.php?t=16058&page=17
 

I get so tired of these muff-tards walking around with the Antarctic symbol of bird-poo emblazoned onto their faces and stealing the thunder from my beloved chinstrap penguins.
 

@Steve L., 8:13 p.m. -

"... i mean, 2009 was already declared to be the Year of Orange."

It's the Choadnese New Year already? Time flies.....

Will these be in cycles of 12, or is there a special douche number? Maybe DB1 could have Monthly winners' links set aside on such pages according to Year of Orange, Year of Trainwreck, Year of (insert common douche theme).....
 

@Mahatma, 10:42 p.m. -

Did you mean this one from "Hey Now"?

No wait, that's JP himself, though the spiky hair threw me off. It must be this one from lhprop1.

(No guidos were harmed in the posting of this pic. Fellow 'baghunters may be hurt while viewing it, though.)
 

is this rednecks 2.0?
 

@ BDB:

Sucking it in FTL. Not hott.
 

^^ O believe me I don't think shes hot..AT ALL..25 lbs and a lifetime supply of makeup remover and we might have a deal
 

@ BDB:

Yeah, those things, and for God's sake get rid of whatever is on her head. I've seen drag queens with better hair.
 

@Wheeze

Thanks, I am scared for life after viewing that picture.
 

err...'scarred'

fuck you spell nazi..
 

Johnny's hotts need to lose the Ed Hardy schlock and put on real, thin, wet white t-shirts!

Johnny needs to get back in my trunk so I can go all Goodfellas on him.