Hot Chicks with Douchebags: Poo

W. T. F.

# posted by

Dr. Douchebag : 7:00 AM

Looks like he works out and greases up his face muscles too!

# posted by

Douchebag Darrel : 7:01 AM

That is a giant backwards step in human evolution, ladies and gentleman I give you cro-douchebaggus

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:03 AM

this isnt human

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:05 AM

let the Great White concert jokes begin.

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:05 AM

It's Mr Hanky on his summer break.

# posted by

El-douche-orado : 7:05 AM

More like a turd on steroids.

# posted by

The : 7:07 AM

He looks like a 7-11 hot dog after a few weeks in the rollers. She looks like David Spade with abs. I think my appendix just burst.

# posted by

Dimples : 7:08 AM

What the hell is going on with this dude's face? Does he have a mustache? Did he cut into his cheeks like The Joker?

I'm going to go curl up under my desk in a pool of my own vomit and urine now. And not in the sexy way, either.

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:09 AM

this is the most disturbing picture i have EVER seen on this glorious website.

it's frightening and deeply disturbing on so many levels.

please DB1, for the love of god, make the next post a couple of hott lesbians tongue-wrestling.

i have to go wash out my eyes.

# posted by

pfah : 7:12 AM

AAAAAAAGGGGHHHH! The first pic that pops up on the DListed link is Criss Angel!!! We all should have stayed in bed.

# posted by

Bag A : 7:12 AM

Will one of the regs please pretend to be this pile of greasy shit and ask DB1 to take down the pic?!

...for the love of GOD!

p.s. they are both men.

# posted by

scumbag619 : 7:15 AM

After taking a shower in motor oil, Rory likes to rip the sleeves off his golf shirts and frost his hair with Kimmee, the ablino-faced rubbery St. Bernard chew toy.

# posted by

plinky : 7:15 AM

i...uh..

umm...hmmm

# posted by

bcs : 7:16 AM

Don't cave in to pressue DB1, you know this is a great picture for mocking. DO.NOT.TAKE.IT.DOWN!

# posted by

plinky : 7:17 AM

ohhhhh the douche-manity! i may pry my eyes out with a letter opener now. Thanks DB1

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:17 AM

This guy truly does live in my butthole. Just look how excited he is to get out for a little while and mingle

# posted by

rubbery gaping butthole : 7:17 AM

wat a way to wake up in the morning :( thanks for ruining the day, with new vigor I'll be back for Haiku

# posted by

Johri : 7:17 AM

goldfinger was here!

# posted by

creature : 7:18 AM

just...with the...

also...the....

and..the uh...

# posted by

bcs : 7:18 AM

This picture is the first sign of the coming apocalypse

Shitty drawings of guitars on the wall: check

Bodybuilding posters on the back of the door: check

Woman with ripped tanned body hanging out with a real life version of HULK: check

Excuse me while I go light myself on fire to avoid the coming pestilence.

# posted by

Douchille Bag'Neal : 7:19 AM

Fungs father

# posted by

rubbery gaping butthole : 7:19 AM

what the shit!?

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:19 AM

after the caveman show failed, bill hit the gym hard. also, brown

# posted by

bcs : 7:21 AM

Rubbery Gaping Buttholes's son.

# posted by

scumbag619 : 7:22 AM

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/tan-711234.jpg

# posted by

massengill : 7:22 AM

Before this morning I would have sworn that it was no longer possible to find a pic of someone who has ruined their own body in a fashion that surprises me. I thought Fung had taken the process of disgustification to its illogical extreme.

Touche DB1. I hope you fucking choke on a Ho-Ho for this. (Post the Haiku first, though please.)

# posted by

Douche Unto Others : 7:22 AM

oops, I meant to paste that elsewhere.

# posted by

massengill : 7:23 AM

Tan women with pink faces freak me out.

# posted by

massengill : 7:24 AM

o lord how did you let this happen to mankind!!! lmao!!!

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:24 AM

Whoever/whatever shit that now has a prolapsed rectum.

I sincerely hope.

# posted by

fuglygurlie : 7:25 AM

@scumbag

introducing mr. Randolph Gaping butthole

# posted by

rubbery gaping butthole : 7:26 AM

DB1; not cool, dude, not cool. You need to put up some hott pics to make up for...whatever the fuck this is, I don't even know. Are they human? Serious question, I can't tell.

# posted by

RAPETIME : 7:26 AM

I am frightened and I want my Mommy.

# posted by

Eriqua : 7:26 AM

How does one express a long, loud, horrified scream of abject terror in text? 'Cause I kinda need to do that.

Also, pass the mind bleach.

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:26 AM

@ Rubbery Gaping

HA!

I figured this douche was birthed anally

# posted by

scumbag619 : 7:27 AM

randolph was so upset when his gym moved to the hood. He refused to let that stop him

# posted by

rubbery gaping butthole : 7:28 AM

This is also stone-cold proof positive there is no God. Thanks DB1, you've ruined both my morning and my faith. I hope you're happy.

# posted by

RAPETIME : 7:28 AM

Mike also comes in garlic parmesian, spicy bbq, hot, mild, terryaiki, and atomic flavors.

# posted by

plinky : 7:29 AM

BECUSZE OF THIS, NO ONE WILL HEVER HAVE FUCNE TARMAL AGAIN> NEVER FUCEN EVER!

# posted by

Flyteeth : 7:30 AM

Why am I hungry for beef jerky all of a sudden?

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:31 AM

How do a persons eye get that close together?

There is no possible way this picture is real.

I want to fight something.

# posted by

Douchille Bag'Neal : 7:31 AM

not to be redundant, but arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

what's truly sad is these things think they look good. Even the incredible poo hulk.

# posted by

doucheintheheartof texas : 7:32 AM

Color aside, he reminds me of that half-dog boy character from Dark Angel.

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:34 AM

eHarmony was threatened and subsequently bombed after airing this happy couple in one of their commercials.

# posted by

plinky : 7:35 AM

Riley takes a break from bronzing patio furniture to pose with Adele in front of her carnival cutout from WE-MAN magazine

# posted by

creature : 7:35 AM

bronze painbag? The Joker?

See kids, this is what happens when you play with the nitric acid...

# posted by

el jefe MS : 7:39 AM

He looks like Fire Marshall Bill from "Living Color"...if he was deep fried to a crisp & slathered in oil.

I think we have a weiner, ah, winner, here, boys First Nominee for HCWDB of the Year!! POO!!

# posted by

Suzy : 7:40 AM

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# posted by

Spell Nazi : 7:42 AM

BY THE POWER OF DOUCHE-SKULL...!

# posted by

CrackedActor : 7:42 AM

He reminds me of Skeletor for some reason.

# posted by

massengill : 7:42 AM

@ cracked actor

Ha same page. Actually I think he reminds me of Lockjaw

# posted by

massengill : 7:43 AM

Holy sweet Mother of Mary.

Now tonight I'll have to drink the memory of this freakish orange leathery debacle away.

Thanks in advance for the hangover at work tomorrow, DB1.

AV

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:46 AM

This is what happens when you inject the steroids directly into YOUR FACE! Jeezis!

Also, smiling should not count as flexing.

HJ

# posted by

Bing : 7:49 AM

This must be what a proctologist looked like after a horrible exam accident prior to the invention of surgical masks

# posted by

Vin Douchal : 7:49 AM

This guy looks exactly like the Goombas from the Super Mario Bros. movie with John Leguizamo.

http://www.destructoid.com/why-the-super-mario-movie-is-an-underappreciated-masterpiece-29694.phtml

There's a pic about 1/4 of the way down the page. Uncanny.

# posted by

the long and winding choad : 7:50 AM

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# posted by

Vin Douchal : 7:51 AM

This guy's shits have muscles

# posted by

Vin Douchal : 7:51 AM

Corky from Life Goes On isn't aging very well.

# posted by

pfah : 7:52 AM

in last weeks csi a guy died by being shoved into a deep fryer.. looked a lot like this guy.

DB1 deep fried zombies are no laughing matter

# posted by

reid : 7:53 AM

First we have THE HULK ..... Now we have THE THING.... What is this? The Justice League of Douchebags?

# posted by

Tag'em and Bag'em : 7:54 AM

he looks like he's been dipped in honey garlic bbq sauce...

his vocabulary must be limited to: grrrrr, ughhghghgh, mmmghhrrmmmrmhghh

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:56 AM

to quote Radiation Man: "My Eyes The Goggles They Do Nahthing!"

Poo is definitely up for DB of the Year.

# posted by

TheReverendDoom : 7:57 AM

Mrs. and Mr. DarkSock get back from their honeymoon relaxed, tan, buffed and ready to start a family and blog on the internet under super-multiple personalities.

# posted by

plinky : 7:57 AM

plinky's mom prepared for her first course of the evening, two deep fried beer battered simians

# posted by

bcs : 8:00 AM

This bag looks like a cross between Wiley Coyote getting an Acme bomb blown up in his face and Max Headroom.

# posted by

Froggy : 8:02 AM

@ bcs

good one. 'simians.' great fucking word.

# posted by

plinky : 8:02 AM

What would it be like to have sex with this woman? Like fucking a concrete slab? Maybe she's softer than she looks. Is that even her real head?

Maybe I'm getting desperate. Because I'm having trouble turning down any of the women on this site recently.

@Mr. White
Hah! Dude, I don't know how you managed to reference Dark Angel as I'm watching it on the Sci-Fi channel. Quite impressive.

# posted by

Shamespear the Magnificent : 8:03 AM

seriously i wish i had less on my plate today, i would have some fun with this in photoshop. if i could even find a color match without pooping into a usb slot

# posted by

bcs : 8:04 AM

Jesus God. It's Ben Grimm. Skinny legs 'n' all.

Fuck Fung.

# posted by

Yo-Yo-Bra : 8:07 AM

Thats Ben Grimm- one of the Fantastic 4. He's on his way to fight the Silver Surfer.

Thats definitely not Jessica Alba.

# posted by

Ed Hardouchey : 8:07 AM

how does something like this exist?
why does something like this exist?
who wants something like this to exist?
why do i have to look at it?
what about it makes me laugh uncontrollably?

it's like that guy who turned blue from drinking aqueous silver solution. only this guy drank his toilet water after his nights at the local mexican restaurant

# posted by

how douchey this axe : 8:08 AM

@ Yo-Yo Bra

Great minds think alike. How funny!

# posted by

Ed Hardouchey : 8:08 AM

He couldn't resist the temptation I guess...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgfzdgWgEZ4

# posted by

axius duchius maximus : 8:09 AM

@ Ed:

Thanks, and back atcha.

Ben's on the left.

Fuck Fung.

# posted by

Yo-Yo-Bra : 8:10 AM

http://cardboardmonocle.com/blog/fxsuits/goomba.jpg

I knew I've seen this douche before.

# posted by

butch cassidy and the douched out kids : 8:12 AM

Michael Jackson called, he wants his melanocytes back.

# posted by

boatbutter : 8:14 AM

omg. butch cassidy. fucking win.

# posted by

bcs : 8:16 AM

@shamspear

The great part about SciFi is that whenever I "work" from home (not that often, maybe a few days a month), I'm pretty much guaranteed an all-day marathon of either Dark Angel or Tru Calling. Both horrible shows in their own right, but with different flavors of yumminess (Jessica Alba v. Eliza Dushku) to delight and dull the senses.

As a result, I now know way too much about both shows.

# posted by

Mr. White : 8:16 AM

On one hand, it's part of their profession as body builders so I want to give them a pass. They have to get all bronzed up so the judges see all the striations they have from years of obsessive lifting and from purging their bodies of sodium and water for the last three days.

But then I realize that their entire profession is douchey and gross. It's kind of like a giving a pass for P2P, except it's Paid 2 Douche, thus douche you are and shall remain.

# posted by

End The Haberdouchery : 8:17 AM

Al Jolson called, he wants his shoe polish back.

# posted by

boatbutter : 8:18 AM

@Mr. White
Yeah. Alba's in her sneaking around leather jumpsuit right now. Words can't describe how much I want to put my anaconda in the back of her Honda.

# posted by

Shamespear the Magnificent : 8:20 AM

The film "Salo, or 120 Days of Sodom" is widely regarded as one of the most viscerally disturbing and borderline unwatchable films of all time. It continues to be banned in several countries and has only just recently seen the light of day in the United States. It is full of graphic displays of torture, rape (mostly of teenagers), corprophagia, and other depraved acts of physical and sexual humiliation.

This photo makes that movie look like "The Muppets Take Manhattan."

Time to douse my eyes/liver in grain alcohol.

-Douche Leto Atreides

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:26 AM

mongo like steroids.

# posted by

doucheintheheartof texas : 8:33 AM

A-Rod and Madonna?

A-Rod almost looks like a real woman in that mankini.

# posted by

doucheintheheartof texas : 8:34 AM

Speechless.

# posted by

Douchey McDouche : 8:35 AM

WTF with the bag of DOG FOOD on the chair behind them? did those two just finish eating that shit with their faces?

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:36 AM

I think that dude is the "human statue" I just tipped on Bourbon Street.

I must admit, I thought somebody just put a bucket in front of a statue...

# posted by

Zen Wizard : 8:40 AM

http://www.canucklehead.ca/_Media/cheapsunglasses.jpg

# posted by

massengill : 8:41 AM

These pictures really need an explanation sometimes.

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:42 AM

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO ME DB1?!?!?!?!?! I'm gone for a day out on sales calls, and I come back to find THIS?

I don't even understand what is going on here. Why is that dude in a blonde wig and bikini? why is the other dude the exact shade of the dump i took this morning?

# posted by

Douchelexic : 8:44 AM

Jim Rose called, he needs his freak show back.

# posted by

boatbutter : 8:44 AM

Ewok/Roid bag

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:45 AM

Oh. My.
GAWWWWWDDDD!!!!
I can not stop laughing.
Is this for real??? Is he trying to look like an Oscar??
Is this a huffing episode gone bad???

Holy... Mother... of... Beelzebub!!

Medoucha

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:47 AM

Same color, and same dimensions of This head.

# posted by

Douchille Bag'Neal : 8:48 AM

i have seen this guy somewhere before

http://www.cinemassacre.com/new/?p=71

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:49 AM

What in holy hell? That's it, I'm done. I can't mock this, thing. Not because I don't want to, but, I just, I don't have words.

No worries, I had a good run.

# posted by

Mike : 8:51 AM

He-Man called, he wants his nemesis back.

# posted by

boatbutter : 8:53 AM

Damned Internets.

# posted by

Douchille Bag'Neal : 8:53 AM

I'm scared for humanity. someone hold me.

# posted by

douchezinski : 8:53 AM

He looks like a brown Cookie Monster.

http://blogs.e-rockford.com/bricksandclicks/files/2008/02/cookiemonster.jpg

# posted by

MC 900 Foot Douchebag : 8:53 AM

id fuck both of em

# posted by

raging penial ejaculation : 8:55 AM

I have nothing, I'm just laughing hysterically.

# posted by

Gaijindouche : 8:57 AM

I'm with Dr. Douchebag...what the hell is going on here? How does this guy stand in front of a mirror and think this is acceptable?

This picture makes me want to start drinking over lunch.

# posted by

the motley douche : 8:59 AM

YOU THINK ANYONE THINKS I'M A LOOSER, BECAUSE I GO HOME TO STARLA AT NIGHT????

Forgeddaboudit.

# posted by

Gaijindouche : 8:59 AM

The new series from CBS: 'Gas Huffer and Mannish Girl'

# posted by

saulgoode42 : 9:00 AM

Fucking DB1, this tops all. Oh my God.

# posted by

Gaijindouche : 9:00 AM

I'm out of tears and my face and stomach hurt from laughing.

If I laughed like that once a day every day, my abs would look as good as hers.

Holy fuck.

# posted by

Gaijindouche : 9:01 AM

He's fisted me before

up past his elbow

# posted by

joe duochebagglio : 9:01 AM

ZOMG he ripped me off!!! That's the reflective tape face I made for the back of my motorcycle helmet!

bastard!

# posted by

Gaijindouche : 9:02 AM

They forgot to make her face uglier than it already is.

# posted by

Douchetopia : 9:11 AM

They forgot to make her face uglier than it already is.

# posted by

Douchetopia : 9:11 AM

will you PLEASE put up another picture so this gets pushed down my screen? i beg you.....

# posted by

Douchelexic : 9:24 AM

thirty years ago:

http://us.st12.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/valcala_2038_29220121

# posted by

CrackedActor : 9:26 AM

@Gaijindouche
GREAT Napoleon Dynamite reference.

# posted by

Frodouche Baggins : 9:31 AM

This doesn't even look real!

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:33 AM

His and Hers

# posted by

Frodouche Baggins : 9:35 AM

Ugliness to a whole new level...

# posted by

.::~P~::. : 9:40 AM

It seems a new type of steroids has the side effect of turning your stool into a human being...

Should have the warning: Not for female consumption...

# posted by

Sunrise Earth : 9:42 AM

Didn't I see this guy in Beetlejuice?

# posted by

revved up like a douche : 9:45 AM

Speechless, like I think his face is going to fall off any minute now.

# posted by

Dead End : 9:51 AM

When using his masterful powers of ZEN, Samurai Scrote shits little buff shits like this all the time

# posted by

scumbag619 : 9:56 AM

It looks like Man-Thing got a surprise makeover.

# posted by

Captain Bringdown : 10:00 AM

This makes me want to go back to bed and dream of punching Care Bears in the face.

# posted by

Jurassic Douche : 10:00 AM

Her face is all pink due to cum-dodger reflex; every time they try to spray her face she ducks out of the way.

# posted by

Captain Bringdown : 10:02 AM

Captain Bringdown, I think you meant THIS!

# posted by

scumbag619 : 10:06 AM

This guy (the one on the right) scared the hell out of me. I will never step foot in sunlight again without protection. I'm waiting for it to get dark and then I'm rushing out to buy five gallons of the highest SPF sunscreen I can find.

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:09 AM

Damn. I'm buried at work, but I had a free minute in between meetings, so I check in to see how things are going here and...

...for the first time in a while, I can't wait to go to my next meeting. First, I'm going to ask one of my drafters to stick graphite shafts in my eyes.

Anything to rid me of this sight.

Damn.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 10:13 AM

He looks like the Tarman from "Return of the Living Dead." He is scaring me. Make him go away.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_peFk7PpcaEo/SGV9Rg-et6I/AAAAAAAAABw/onJll9qyaqM/s320/tarmanzombie.jpg

# posted by

Joey Jo Jo Shabbadouche : 10:17 AM

Damn you Butch Cassidy, that was my tag.

# posted by

the long and winding choad : 10:21 AM

So, ah, I got brave enough to enlarge the pic again and, well, Killer Croc there has a WEDDING RING on his finger. Which means he and Jerky Bertha could possibly be breeding. That is if the chemical treatments haven't rendered them sterile. God we can only hope.

Anyhow so what do you figure she has to get a veterinarian to deliver the baby? I don't know if a normal OBGYN could handle that mess. She might be thinking Arby's, for all the wrong reasons.

Wouldn't the larva be some kind of little mutant gob, like Basket Case?

# posted by

Mike : 10:24 AM

Bingo there, scumbag!

# posted by

Captain Bringdown : 10:26 AM

There's nothing wrong with this guy. He is just a little bit over tanned. I think he's cute.

I'd do him.

# posted by

Amanda : 10:32 AM

If she kegeled at the wrong time you'd end up diced into 14 equal slices.

# posted by

Gaijindouche : 10:33 AM

I thought it was Frost from Dusk Til
Dawn. Yeccch. That grin...that grin....My apologies if someone beat me to it.

# posted by

Medusa Oblongata : 10:34 AM

@ gaijindouche 10:33

So, wait, she has a Slap-Chop pussy?

She's gonna love Vince's nuts.

# posted by

Medusa Oblongata : 10:50 AM

Agreed.

It's clobberin' time!

# posted by

massengill : 10:53 AM

Strr: 18
Int: 4
Wis: 5
Con: 17
Chr: -99

Failing your save vs. Petridication roll results in spontaneous burpee reps and max presses without a spotter.

# posted by

ScottBagula : 10:55 AM

Amanda has been missed.

# posted by

boatbutter : 10:58 AM

no. fucking. way.

# posted by

All your douche are belong to us : 10:59 AM

He looks like Drag from The Last Star Fighter.
http://www.nndb.com/people/288/000090018/oherlihy-last-starfighter-sm.jpg

# posted by

Jeff : 11:00 AM

douchebag doesn't know you get the prep h out of the tube not out of the can

# posted by

euripidouche : 11:12 AM

...all the lifelike qualities of an injection moulded, milk chocolate, Easter Douchebag...

...don't ask about the eggs...

# posted by

Anonymous : 11:30 AM

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# posted by

scumbag619 : 11:31 AM

@Captain Bringdown.

That movie (Swamp Thing) was awesome when I was younger.

This fuckface ruined it. Forever.

Fuck Poo, kettlehead, Crimson Ted, Fung, Fish Slap, Dj Bello, and Joey Porsche.

...even though they are all probably alternative personalities of DarkSock.

# posted by

scumbag619 : 11:34 AM

...what's really got me freaked out, when you zoom in, are those creepy hard candy Easter Douchebag eyes...

# posted by

Anonymous : 11:36 AM

Roddy McDowell called, he wants his Cornelius suit back.

# posted by

boatbutter : 11:36 AM

Fuck me sideways, is this for real?!?

She has that shit-eating grin you see on housewives in advertisements from the 1950's. It's really scary.

I don't understand any of this.

# posted by

the bag queen : 11:39 AM

@ bag queen:

Indeed, the Stepford Douche...

# posted by

Anonymous : 11:41 AM

Its.......Andy Dufresne!

"Andy crawled to freedom through five hundred yards of shit smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe I just don't want too. Five hundred yards... that's the length of five football fields, just shy of half a mile. "

# posted by

Anonymous : 11:42 AM

Son. Of. A. Bitch.

If work keeps getting in the way of things like this I may have to lay myself off.

fuck me with a spatula.

# posted by

DarkSock : 11:47 AM

I fucked you last night, Dark Sock.

# posted by

DarkSock's Spatula : 11:59 AM

I stand corrected, Spat.

call me

# posted by

DarkSock : 12:00 PM

Adam Rich lives!!!!!

# posted by

Anonymous : 12:01 PM

I can't stop laughing at this picture.

Funniest picture on HCWDB of ALL TIME!

# posted by

Douchille Bag'Neal : 12:03 PM

DB1: I really like your site, but you shouldn't use pics that have already been raped and pillaged by other rival blogs. thedanzatap.com had this up days ago--- and his website is much funnier than yours.

# posted by

Steven : 12:07 PM

the tan is eating his clothes... beware!!!

# posted by

Anonymous : 12:08 PM

Agreed...

...it makes me moist in all the wrong places, with all the wrong fluids...

# posted by

Anonymous : 12:08 PM

Oh, I get it now. It's a black man trying to look white. Yeah, that makes more sense to me. WTF?!?

# posted by

Anonymous : 12:21 PM

I would call you Darksock, but I left my phone in a Rubbery Gaping Butthole

# posted by

Dark Sock's Spatula : 12:22 PM

Wow... Words cannot describe the damage done to my fragile little mind here.

# posted by

Douche Nozzle : 12:22 PM

This picture should not be run on this site. I have studied it for hours and have not come across a single hot chick.

# posted by

Douche-lusional : 12:24 PM

Holy fucking shit.

Wow. I got nothin.

This guy is a shoo=in for the weekly, a SERIOUS contender for te monthly and if we can find some more of him, we could be looking at the winner for the year, and it's only February.

I... I... wow...

I got nuthin. This exceeds... This is like Detroit - the worst of all possible places - economy like Botswana, weather like Siberia and the freeways of los angeles. This guy is like the worst of all possible douchebags.

The tone of Fung
The fake body of Gator
and the idiot glee of CroBagnon on laughing gas.

And the bleeth? Leave barbie in the oven and she transforms into a musclebound idiot harpie.

Wow.

Stunning. Truly fucking stunning.

# posted by

Troy Tempest : 12:28 PM

The woman - if that's what it is - scares me and makes my testes ascend, but that's not the real problem here.

Where is the guy's (if he is a guy, or for that matter a human) face? I can make out eyes and a nose, and the rest of it as far as I can tell is burned off. Or something. Jesus. He looks like the aftermath of a radiation accident.

# posted by

RAPETIME : 12:33 PM

I welcome our new alien uberdouches.

# posted by

I R A Darth Aggie : 12:47 PM

http://www.laura-june.com/pictures_raw/My%20pics/ramtur_mars_attacks.jpg

this motherfucker is an alien

# posted by

notadouche : 12:50 PM

goooombaaaa!

# posted by

how douchey this axe : 12:52 PM

QLC???

(Que La Chinga... WTF)

# posted by

BillDouchiest the Wild Swine : 12:54 PM

I thought minstrel shows were out of favor and considered bad taste?

# posted by

BillDouchiest the Wild Swine : 12:56 PM

He looks like one of my dogs calling cards after about a week in the sun.

# posted by

Anonymous : 12:56 PM

If I don't allow myself to laugh hyhsterically at this utter fucking nonsenzse of a "man," then I will instead die screaming from the fright.

Being that "tan" cannot, I mean CANNOT be that goddamned important, bodybuilder or no.

She may not great-looking, but this better be in the Weekly. And if our monitors can survive another photo of "Reece C. Feces" here, he's HoS material.

Hell, he might be worthy NOW. Even Fung is saying, "Dude, WTF?"

# posted by

Wheezer : 12:59 PM

hysterically*

nonsense*

Lay off, Spell Nazi - give me a break on this one, OK?

# posted by

Wheezer : 1:00 PM

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# posted by

Wheezer : 1:01 PM

".....may not be great-looking....."

Son of a bitch. I'm not looking at that photo any more.

# posted by

Wheezer : 1:02 PM

I still have not processed this photograph to the point where I can yield a comment.

Goodbye Sober Day.

# posted by

DarkSock : 1:04 PM

did anyone see Small Soldiers?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SHtepaTecT4/SacC0VZXJTI/AAAAAAAAAv4/zlUzJ0cx-lo/s1600-h/blitz.gif

# posted by

the urban cowboy : 1:04 PM

@Steven

I always wondered who was the biggest douche of all the commentors... Thanks for clearing that up. If this site isn't funny enough just leave and everything should clear up nicely for the rest of us.

# posted by

Rubbery Gaping Buthole's Slippery Slope : 1:09 PM

That dude reminds me of Ted Danson in "blackface."

# posted by

Anonymous : 1:12 PM

That dude reminds me of Ted Danson in "blackface."

# posted by

Anonymous : 1:12 PM

The Great Mighty Poo from Conker's Bad Fur Day?

Hmmmmm?

# posted by

Captain Bringdown : 1:22 PM

...and after he left, all they found on the floor were pieces of peanut and corn.

# posted by

Captain Bringdown : 1:25 PM

@Little Steven -

"DB1: I really like your site, but you shouldn't use pics that have already been raped and pillaged by other rival blogs. thedanzatap.com had this up days ago--- and his website is much funnier than yours."

Oh, OK. Thanks. I'm sure DB1 will get right on that and hire staff to surf the Web 24/7 to make sure he's never second to post a photo.

Yeah, that's possible. About as possible as thedanzatap being funnier than HCwDB.....to clarify for you, it's not.

# posted by

Wheezer : 1:28 PM

I think that Pfah photoshopped a chick's head on a tranny's body.

# posted by

Ed Hardouchey : 1:38 PM

Oh, god...come on, how did we miss this one....

Chet?

# posted by

Medusa Oblongata : 1:43 PM

@ Medusa

Nice one.

Now how about a nice, greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?

oilcan

# posted by

massengill : 1:53 PM

Here you go:

Early Pic of Poo

# posted by

Ed Hardouchey : 1:58 PM

I have no idea who Vincent Guastini is, but he has this, and I have decided to steal it from him.

As you can see from the pic, I think this "person" MUST be the shit demon from Dogma. They even have the same smile!

# posted by

I am Jack's cracked and weeping epidermus : 2:07 PM

Skeletor. It's totally the personification of Skeletor. Props for calling it, massengill. Nightmares await me.

# posted by

Erin Hottovich : 2:09 PM

Harvey Dent?

# posted by

massengill : 2:19 PM

seriously. butch cassidy. i've been fucking laughing all goddamn day picturing that fucking goomba. bravo good sir.

# posted by

bcs : 2:19 PM

Welp. Rest in peace my boner. Oh...yep and there's my lunch. What the fuck.

# posted by

Archidoucheis : 2:20 PM

There's no way I'm not getting credit for the Goomba tag @ 7:50. Give me my moment butch cassidy, it's all I have.

# posted by

the long and winding choad : 2:34 PM

The marine biologist in me see's this, but the human in me sees this

# posted by

Archidoucheis : 2:39 PM

I recognize him.. he's the mutated byproduct of the massive dump i took last night after eating 4 burritos from El Jalisco.

# posted by

Anonymous : 2:59 PM

What is happening with his fuvking face?! Seriously, it creeps me out.

And his skin appears to be Genuine Leather. From a cow.

I didn't even notice the man with a vagina at first.

# posted by

Canadian Bacon Choad : 3:07 PM

SWEET JEBUS!!!

it looks like the demons from "Devil's Advocate".

i'm seriously not alright right now. to say i'm scared of that... that... thing, would be an understatement of immense proportions.

# posted by

Cokebeard : 3:14 PM

That isn't real is it? Can it Be? ... a real life chocolate man indeed...I suspect skin cancer might be in poo's future, just a hunch

# posted by

Anonymous : 3:15 PM

Plinky 7:21 FTW

# posted by

Rubber Douchey : 3:21 PM

fuck this website and the existential crisis it has just spawned for me

# posted by

DarkSock : 3:28 PM

200.

whatever.

it's over.

over...

# posted by

DarkSock : 3:29 PM

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