Thursday, March 26, 2009
Doughboy and Gidget
It's like a 1950s Frankie Avalon surfer comedy by way of late 1990s Ska-punk Long Beach douche mashup.
Keep makin' the Kissy Lips, Doughboy. The only thing saving you from a stage-4 uberdouche is the lack of "gang" hand gestures and the lack of Ubiquitous Red Cup.
Gidget has the disposition of sunshine retrograde Norman Rockwell Fictive Nostalgic Never-Was.
And, in the parlance of the early Greek philosophers, gigantic gimnimony grab-worthy hooters.
Am I making any sense today? I need another coffee.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 12:07 PM 
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Wow what a body. Her face is MILFy. But wow what a body.
Was this picture taken out of some girls vagina?
Was this picture taken out of some girls vagina?
This is like a scene out of one of those old comic books where the beach bully would come around and kick sand in the nerds face and steal his girl. This is the last thing the nerd sees before his face is covered in sand.
Hey Pfah, welcome back, buddy! I hope my avatar works so you can see my bully. :)
I'm not a lezzie, but she's HOT. He is a tribal-tat wearing, fungus on his lip, grade-A douchebag.
I'm not a lezzie, but she's HOT. He is a tribal-tat wearing, fungus on his lip, grade-A douchebag.
@JoMama...i love your bully! that looks like a male. he's a big'un. and thanks for the welcome back. it's good to be back.
Hattori Hanzo reclined sideways on his beach blanket, opened his eyes wide, and saw the perfect targets for his finely crafted ‘Japanese Steel.’
She is a rat face killer papi loving burrito! That guy should be in jail with the rest of his gangsta homies
# posted by 
: 12:32 PM
: 12:32 PM
Trying to save itself Spy Shot tried to close his shutters before the eyesore before him was permanently etched into his memory. Unfortunately he was to late and his perfect picture of the uber-hot was forever ruined by the doughy choad that walked up to her. And what has been seen can not be unseen.
And on a side note, I would gladly use my tongue as a lint brush to remove the specks of lint from here stomach.
And on a side note, I would gladly use my tongue as a lint brush to remove the specks of lint from here stomach.
# posted by : 12:40 PM
: 12:40 PM
I just don't get the thorn tattoos that the D-Bags love to sport.
Is it the physical manifestation of the Grieco Virus spreading throughout his/its body, seeking to claim the souls of others who touch it? It looks as though it were crawling towards young Veronica seeking to drag her pure and busty soul down to depths of bleethdom.
Or does it just mean "punch here, and here, and here, and..."
Is it the physical manifestation of the Grieco Virus spreading throughout his/its body, seeking to claim the souls of others who touch it? It looks as though it were crawling towards young Veronica seeking to drag her pure and busty soul down to depths of bleethdom.
Or does it just mean "punch here, and here, and here, and..."
# posted by : 12:43 PM
: 12:43 PM
Shouldn't she be running away and screaming in fear considering that this douche is infected with 'The Thing'?
Prison? That turd has probably never even shoplifted a candy bar. He wears performance fightwear, yet is probably throwing-up drunk with his homies in his mom's living room an hour before the main event even starts on his pirated Pay-Per-View. Ah, the (not so) elusive UFC-wannabe scroteheap. Thanks, Chuck Liddell.
...and butterface? No way, that chick is smokin'. This one has potential for the weeklies, at least.
...and butterface? No way, that chick is smokin'. This one has potential for the weeklies, at least.
# posted by : 12:46 PM
: 12:46 PM
the sani-johns in the background are a nice touch. i think he should dive head first into each one.
# posted by : 12:59 PM
: 12:59 PM
Another "bully" bully avatar! Oh, this is terrific!
I disagree about Doughboy not yet being stage-4 - I think the camera actually (gasp!) caught him off-guard before he could go into full douchebag mode.
And Gidget.....ohhhhh, Gidget! My my my.....maybe she's not the absolute cutest hott here, but that bod makes me forget what she might be lacking in looks. And hell, it's possibly just a bad angle - after all, the choadwank is in her space.
I disagree about Doughboy not yet being stage-4 - I think the camera actually (gasp!) caught him off-guard before he could go into full douchebag mode.
And Gidget.....ohhhhh, Gidget! My my my.....maybe she's not the absolute cutest hott here, but that bod makes me forget what she might be lacking in looks. And hell, it's possibly just a bad angle - after all, the choadwank is in her space.
A body that's hotter than wasabi on a charcoal briquet, adorable looks that defy standard convention and judging by the company she keeps, low self-esteem.
That, my friends, is your hottie trifecta right there.
That, my friends, is your hottie trifecta right there.
I'm willing to give Gidget's face the benefit of the doubt. She's done herself no favors with ultra-heavily applied mascara and eye makeup. A good scrubbing might improve matters dramatically. And by "scrubbing" I mean "licking."
"Every Rose Knows a Fat Guy Tattooed With Thorns" is a song by Bret Michael's older 3rd cousin Andy. Man Andy Michael's kills it night after night with that tune.
I love you Gidget. I know you were the "pleasantly plump" best friend of the hot chick who finally came into her own, looked stunning for two years and then turned back into a pumpkin, but I wouldn't let that come between us. I promise.
- Douchey Smurf
I love you Gidget. I know you were the "pleasantly plump" best friend of the hot chick who finally came into her own, looked stunning for two years and then turned back into a pumpkin, but I wouldn't let that come between us. I promise.
- Douchey Smurf
# posted by : 1:14 PM
: 1:14 PM
this pic literally makes me nauseous....
he's such a true stereotype come to life: tribal tats, bandanna and even lame ass MMA-inspired brand clothing.
it truly is a sign of the apocalypse when girls find this look attractive. And this girl is mad sexy, alot more than the usual ones posted.
he's such a true stereotype come to life: tribal tats, bandanna and even lame ass MMA-inspired brand clothing.
it truly is a sign of the apocalypse when girls find this look attractive. And this girl is mad sexy, alot more than the usual ones posted.
Have to disagree with you here DB1. This guy is easily a stage 4. The fat-ass face is definitely punchworthy (not that I would necessarily try that). And please notice the horrible horrible attempt at mansculpting that chin-patch, or whatever the hell that thing is growing on his chin is. It could just be moldy pizza that got stuck there a year ago.
Plus, while it may not be making a sign or holding the URC, he's still holding a foo-foo drink with his goddamn fingertips, that's worth at least a shocker.
And Gidget, dear god. I'd order whatever foo-foo drink necessary to get near that cleavite.
Plus, while it may not be making a sign or holding the URC, he's still holding a foo-foo drink with his goddamn fingertips, that's worth at least a shocker.
And Gidget, dear god. I'd order whatever foo-foo drink necessary to get near that cleavite.
# posted by : 1:31 PM
: 1:31 PM
"You're my butterfly, sugar, honey..." his tattoos will magically come to life at any moment. Blink_182 took the picture after a free beach concert (where no one attended but Papa Douche and Douchette.
I'd play Beach Blanket Bingo with her.
0-69.
BINGO!
I'd throw him into a briar patch to see if he still wishes to be wrapped in thorny vines.
0-69.
BINGO!
I'd throw him into a briar patch to see if he still wishes to be wrapped in thorny vines.
She's nice enough now, but she's going to be huge once she hits her thirties and/or has her first sprog.
# posted by : 2:38 PM
: 2:38 PM
There's a helluva lotta dog avatars on this site lately, and I think I'll raise my leg and pee on them.
# posted by : 2:40 PM
: 2:40 PM
She is fucking delicious. She is suckle mecca. I would suckle multiple parts of her body until she looks like she was attacked by vacuum cleaners.
He is a steaming pile of shit. If I had a motor boat I would use his shitty tattoos as guiding lines for chopping him up with the motor. He is fit only to be chum for hungry sharks and fish. Scumbag.
He is a steaming pile of shit. If I had a motor boat I would use his shitty tattoos as guiding lines for chopping him up with the motor. He is fit only to be chum for hungry sharks and fish. Scumbag.
I would commission a Bil Taylor Design environmentally green home for her in the hills near Tucson, and plant a forest of saguaros surrounding it to prevent the inevitable invasion of males that would follow.
And great big fat prickly sticks to this choadwank and his thorny tatts. May a California condor mistake him for dead meat and do the doody with his rank flesh.
And great big fat prickly sticks to this choadwank and his thorny tatts. May a California condor mistake him for dead meat and do the doody with his rank flesh.
# posted by : 2:53 PM
: 2:53 PM
May the Pillsbury Doughboy sue him for infringement of yeast infection, and may her figure be etched into all the cheesecake in the world.
And gobbled up accordingly.
And gobbled up accordingly.
# posted by : 2:56 PM
: 2:56 PM
What's this about a hot chick and a douchebag? I just see a picture of a stick of butter and a pile of shit.
I was born to rub lotion on that body. My lotion. You know, that squirts out of my pee pee.
That is the body of a fully female woman.
That is the body of a fully female woman.
standard grade evan seinfeld douche
she on the otherhand is a body that makes even the laziest sperm riverdance, and a face that takes preternatural pleasure in the perfuctory warnings that breaking up vactation weeks into indivual daysa wrapped around select weekends comes with certain seldom realized risks.
she on the otherhand is a body that makes even the laziest sperm riverdance, and a face that takes preternatural pleasure in the perfuctory warnings that breaking up vactation weeks into indivual daysa wrapped around select weekends comes with certain seldom realized risks.
# posted by : 4:03 PM
: 4:03 PM
She's a natural woman, too, those boobies are too floppy to be fake.
Those thighs are fully fleshed and ready for whatever comes their way.
He respects her enough to pee in a cup and not in her ass.
That's a positive sign and evidence that the power of the non-Bleeth is redemptive.
Those thighs are fully fleshed and ready for whatever comes their way.
He respects her enough to pee in a cup and not in her ass.
That's a positive sign and evidence that the power of the non-Bleeth is redemptive.
# posted by : 4:07 PM
: 4:07 PM
Upon closer review, her face has a pretty severe case of the beatskees. Not that she is way out of the league of Flabby McTaint here, but if I ever woke up next to that after one of my usual jim beam binges, I would surely gnaw off my arm. Possibly her face too, they can do wonders with reconstructive surgery these days.
# posted by : 4:57 PM
: 4:57 PM
I simply shudder at how this supple young thing got sand on her knees.
I meant the one in the bikini.
I meant the one in the bikini.
# posted by : 5:24 PM
: 5:24 PM
This woman has my perfect fantasy body. Ass and boobs everywhere, heavenly suckle thighs. Yes still taut and toned and ... oops I just splooged over the ketboard.
# posted by : 7:18 PM
: 7:18 PM
Actually, my bulldog is a girl, albeit a bit of a bigger girl...the vet has her on diet meds to reduce her appetite... :)
On topic, his tribal tat was drawn on by a 3 year old...the part around his ginormous gut looks like an outline of the cape of Massachusetts
On topic, his tribal tat was drawn on by a 3 year old...the part around his ginormous gut looks like an outline of the cape of Massachusetts
It's like watching someone flush an american flag, apple pie and baseball down the toilet. All at the same time. And flood turds all over.
And I agree with wheezer. Actually I think he was just about to go into full gang tilt but the picture took before prematurely, before the shutter opened. Witness the strips of black on the side.
And db1, I will burn you in effigy if this doesn't appear as a contender for the weekly. Or maybe I'll just burn myself alive just to prove to alabama suckle how much I love her.
why do i get this impression that some other pic on HCwDB had been awarded the title of "Doughboy" before?
if i can't put my hand on a specific pic, it's because of the boobies. damn boobies.
if i can't put my hand on a specific pic, it's because of the boobies. damn boobies.
Now I understand why my yard guy didn't show up to cut my lawn and edge along the curb.
Good taste in hotts, but he's so damned fired!
Good taste in hotts, but he's so damned fired!
# posted by : 6:32 AM
: 6:32 AM
@ Steve L -
Saturday, September 23, 2006.
Only 2 comments; DB1 rarely broke 10 back then.
Back in the day.
Hard times; not like the Salad Days of today.
Saturday, September 23, 2006.
Only 2 comments; DB1 rarely broke 10 back then.
Back in the day.
Hard times; not like the Salad Days of today.
wow, awesome body.
The things I would do to that chick......
It would be the roughest 4 seconds of her life.
The things I would do to that chick......
It would be the roughest 4 seconds of her life.
# posted by : 7:23 AM
: 7:23 AM
Niche body but I wish I didn't clicked to see the bigger picture.
The face.. pretty from far, far from pretty.
He's a roady from Fall out boy.
The face.. pretty from far, far from pretty.
He's a roady from Fall out boy.
Doughboy and Doughgirl?
I mean...I'm not saying I wouldn't knead her dough with my man spatula for half a day until a made a few cups of baby batter...just saying she's a little "doughy"...and kinda has a butter face. But hey...who doesn't want to love a meaty-sweety every now and again.
I mean...I'm not saying I wouldn't knead her dough with my man spatula for half a day until a made a few cups of baby batter...just saying she's a little "doughy"...and kinda has a butter face. But hey...who doesn't want to love a meaty-sweety every now and again.
Hmmmmm, a 69 with Gidget - I think I could do that. If she has a butterface, then I guess that means I could add some of my man-butter to it.
What delectable curves!
What delectable curves!
Doughboy comes out before douche hunting season, bringing female, yellow beer and Sublime CDs.
Dough's hair balding, thus hide-a-hairline rag. D leaves it on all day, even while sex-pumping Gidget and while playing with his dalmation.
Gidget's trampstamp is of a girl giving a BeeJay to a guy sitting on a toilet. Shitting and cumming at the same time is Doughboy's #1 dream. First in line for Fast and the Furious movie. Took off work to see it.
Dough's hair balding, thus hide-a-hairline rag. D leaves it on all day, even while sex-pumping Gidget and while playing with his dalmation.
Gidget's trampstamp is of a girl giving a BeeJay to a guy sitting on a toilet. Shitting and cumming at the same time is Doughboy's #1 dream. First in line for Fast and the Furious movie. Took off work to see it.
"First in line for Fast and the Furious movie. Took off work to see it."
You or Doughboy?
You or Doughboy?
# posted by : 8:00 AM
: 8:00 AM
Sunglasses...$3.00
Doo-Rag......$2.00
Boardshorts..$15.00
The chance at a birds-eye view of those puffy cans while listening to scratched Motley Crue CDs and sipping a piss-warm natural light through a straw that you bullied away from the educated frat-boys who actually know this cunt...........Priceless
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Doo-Rag......$2.00
Boardshorts..$15.00
The chance at a birds-eye view of those puffy cans while listening to scratched Motley Crue CDs and sipping a piss-warm natural light through a straw that you bullied away from the educated frat-boys who actually know this cunt...........Priceless
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