Monday, March 30, 2009
HCwDB of the Week
This week's Weekly and next week's Weekly may seem like we're simply looking to fill up the last two spots to lose to Crosshair McJohnson and Leia in the next Monthly.
But it is a done deal? Are Crosshair's frosted tips and Leia's Latino Princesses a "sure thing"? You're not safe yet, Crosshair. These three gumbys are gunning to take you on.
HCwDB of the Week Finalist #1: Doughboy and Gidget
The strange camera angle.
The "straight from Long Beach" gangsta pud.
The hot 1950s "Naughty Housewife" in leopard bikini with pink trim.
The tiny, clear cup of either 1) Urine, 2) liquid amber or 3) Budweiser, the Piss of Beers.
Doughboy is classic West Coast stage-3 infectuous Douchery. Granted, no hand gestures. But the kissy lips and full body dough-tatt tell you all you need to know.
Gidget makes my warm lower regions get warmer. She is bodice ripping goodness. Sweet sweet cans.
I touched her cans.
Her sweet, sweet cans.
HCwDB of the Week Finalist #2: Ass Pear and Douchehead
For bringing in some 19th Century Germanic folklore in their first appearance, this horrible tale of teenage hormones gone wrong in a cold and civil society brings important historical artifact.
And by artifact I mean those butts are both art, and fact.
There is a certainty to their glutteous roundness that we must locate outside of the simulacrum. That grounds us in "the real."
It is not our psyche that projects those butt bongos. It is outside of our subjectivity. For they are boingy.
And Douchehead is all that is punchworthy about giant mandanas and facial pubes.
I'd curse his ancestors in Gaelic, then pee on his Saab in the parking lot.
HCwDB of the Week Finalist #3: Blenderboy
Featuring the uber-annoying beanie propellor douche-hair, Blenderboy rankles on a number of levels.
The stupid sleve-tatts.
The scrotal chin-pubes, apparently dyed black.
The lime-green shirt that screams "Nerd Punk."
And Fanny Brice calls for flesh pinching.
I would do naughty things to her old pair of Crocs, which she doesn't wear anymore because they're not in style.
Then I would read her passages from an excellent biography on Benjamin Disraeli until she grew bored and turned on "From Gs to Gents."
So them's your three.
And three must become one.
And no slacking. I'm looking at you, Kevin in Mississippi and Cheryl in Arlington. Step up and vote.
Vote, as always, in the comments thread.
But it is a done deal? Are Crosshair's frosted tips and Leia's Latino Princesses a "sure thing"? You're not safe yet, Crosshair. These three gumbys are gunning to take you on.
HCwDB of the Week Finalist #1: Doughboy and Gidget
The strange camera angle.
The "straight from Long Beach" gangsta pud.
The hot 1950s "Naughty Housewife" in leopard bikini with pink trim.
The tiny, clear cup of either 1) Urine, 2) liquid amber or 3) Budweiser, the Piss of Beers.
Doughboy is classic West Coast stage-3 infectuous Douchery. Granted, no hand gestures. But the kissy lips and full body dough-tatt tell you all you need to know.
Gidget makes my warm lower regions get warmer. She is bodice ripping goodness. Sweet sweet cans.
I touched her cans.
Her sweet, sweet cans.
HCwDB of the Week Finalist #2: Ass Pear and Douchehead
For bringing in some 19th Century Germanic folklore in their first appearance, this horrible tale of teenage hormones gone wrong in a cold and civil society brings important historical artifact.
And by artifact I mean those butts are both art, and fact.
There is a certainty to their glutteous roundness that we must locate outside of the simulacrum. That grounds us in "the real."
It is not our psyche that projects those butt bongos. It is outside of our subjectivity. For they are boingy.
And Douchehead is all that is punchworthy about giant mandanas and facial pubes.
I'd curse his ancestors in Gaelic, then pee on his Saab in the parking lot.
HCwDB of the Week Finalist #3: Blenderboy
Featuring the uber-annoying beanie propellor douche-hair, Blenderboy rankles on a number of levels.
The stupid sleve-tatts.
The scrotal chin-pubes, apparently dyed black.
The lime-green shirt that screams "Nerd Punk."
And Fanny Brice calls for flesh pinching.
I would do naughty things to her old pair of Crocs, which she doesn't wear anymore because they're not in style.
Then I would read her passages from an excellent biography on Benjamin Disraeli until she grew bored and turned on "From Gs to Gents."
So them's your three.
And three must become one.
And no slacking. I'm looking at you, Kevin in Mississippi and Cheryl in Arlington. Step up and vote.
Vote, as always, in the comments thread.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 7:01 AM 
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Although my first instinct is to go with Blenderboy, I'm going to have to settle on Doughboy and Gidget. The amount of tribal tattoos on this ass donkey has sealed it. Plus Gidget is all kinds of hot. She would pretend not to like it at first, but then once she got a taste it would be beach blanket bingo everyday. And I would play the role of B12.
I am seriously torn between Gidget and Blenderboy.
Eh, I refuse to intellectualize this. If I were told that I had one more use of my johnson before it fell off, its final mission would be storming the beaches of Gidget.
On an unrelated note...does anybody know how to keep one's johnson from falling off?
Eh, I refuse to intellectualize this. If I were told that I had one more use of my johnson before it fell off, its final mission would be storming the beaches of Gidget.
On an unrelated note...does anybody know how to keep one's johnson from falling off?
I'm going with my instincts this week. I can't stand bad tatts, but I LOVE a set of sweet, sweet titties.
#1 Doughboy and Gidget FTWeekly!!
-Scroatian
#1 Doughboy and Gidget FTWeekly!!
-Scroatian
# posted by 
: 7:26 AM
: 7:26 AM
Well douchehead is pretty bad, but who doesn't want to be next to a sweet asspear when it is exposed. The only difference is I'd probably be biting them. So, I guess he's out.
Blenderboy does have a skewed sense of fashion, but button down shirt and board pants was popular at one time (the Pre-Sugar Ray period). He also has some retarded hair stylings. But other than looking like an idiot I see no other outwardly baggy signs.
So I gotta go with Doughboy and Gidget if not just because Gidget's body is remarkable. Even if some people feel her face isn't the best, I'd take her over Blenderboy's gal.
So in the battle of the "I'm a douche, but I don't like to over-do-it" between blenderboy and doughboy, Doughboy FTW because his tattoos suck more, he's making kissy lips, his bathing suit is doucheir than Blender boy's pants, Gidget's got a better body, Doughboy is seemingly flexing for the camera, and I still like to think the Doughyboy shot was taken out of some gals gut-locker.
Doughboy and Gidget FTW
Blenderboy does have a skewed sense of fashion, but button down shirt and board pants was popular at one time (the Pre-Sugar Ray period). He also has some retarded hair stylings. But other than looking like an idiot I see no other outwardly baggy signs.
So I gotta go with Doughboy and Gidget if not just because Gidget's body is remarkable. Even if some people feel her face isn't the best, I'd take her over Blenderboy's gal.
So in the battle of the "I'm a douche, but I don't like to over-do-it" between blenderboy and doughboy, Doughboy FTW because his tattoos suck more, he's making kissy lips, his bathing suit is doucheir than Blender boy's pants, Gidget's got a better body, Doughboy is seemingly flexing for the camera, and I still like to think the Doughyboy shot was taken out of some gals gut-locker.
Doughboy and Gidget FTW
Though Blenderboy is douchriffic Doughboy and his super hott Gidget get the win! His awful tats, equally idiotic mandana and kissy lips make him worthy of mock and scorn while Gidget is perfection... Ass Pear is a close 2nd damn what a great selection this week!
Doughboy and Gidget make me pissed off enough to vote for them.
- Punky Pooster
- Punky Pooster
# posted by : 7:51 AM
: 7:51 AM
A tough week. All three 'bags of comparable ilk, all 4 hotts hot...
With the douchery this week being roughly equal amongst the three societal hamburglars, I'm forced to vote by way of hott. That being said...
Oh Gidget. You are the very definition of pleasantly plump. Your ample pillows offer condolence on this wicked Monday morn'. But your taste in men is atrocious.
Doughstooge and Sweet Gidget FTW.
AV
With the douchery this week being roughly equal amongst the three societal hamburglars, I'm forced to vote by way of hott. That being said...
Oh Gidget. You are the very definition of pleasantly plump. Your ample pillows offer condolence on this wicked Monday morn'. But your taste in men is atrocious.
Doughstooge and Sweet Gidget FTW.
AV
# posted by : 8:02 AM
: 8:02 AM
Doughboy...he is all kinds of infested white skinned, tribal ink dreck
Gidget is all kinds of yummy boobies that make me smile.
And boobs.
Gidget is all kinds of yummy boobies that make me smile.
And boobs.
# posted by : 8:15 AM
: 8:15 AM
Dough Boy FTW. Gidget is just way hotter than the other hotties. She completes his douchiness. Hey, it is about "Douchbag With a Hot Chick"!
# posted by : 8:16 AM
: 8:16 AM
DB1 has thrown us three comparably awful "hot chicks with douchebags," make that four hotchicks.
Is the contest to choose the hottest chick with a douchebag, or the douchiest bag with a hot chick?
Is the glass half-full, or is it half-empty?
I guess I'd vote for Blender Boy because his hott is VERY hot, and his outfit would make a Waring Blender spit out the pulverized remains.
Is the contest to choose the hottest chick with a douchebag, or the douchiest bag with a hot chick?
Is the glass half-full, or is it half-empty?
I guess I'd vote for Blender Boy because his hott is VERY hot, and his outfit would make a Waring Blender spit out the pulverized remains.
# posted by : 8:17 AM
: 8:17 AM
Doughboy and Gidget win. Gidget's 50's sitcom wholesomeness clashes violently with the utterly rage inducing Fred Durstian rap-rock flabby oiliness of Doughboy here. Throw in a cinderblock-to-the-face deserving sneer of entitlement, plus Critically Endangered Clear Cup (CECC), and your winner is clear.
It has to be Blender boy. It's been a long time since I have truly and I mean TRULY wanted to slap the shit out of a Weekly finalist. By looking at him, I feel the rage building up "Mr McKee don't make me angry - you wouldn't like me when I am angry" style.
Punk/emo/rocker bags I usually laugh off and think there are bigger and better douche to fry but not this time. Between his dyed faux hawk (always a rage inducer), chin pubes, overuse of plaid and stupid slap worthy smug look he has to be this weeks winner.
She is Brooklyn Catholic school girl grown up and rebelling against the nuns hot. She is not Hall of Hott worthy. However, there is something about her that just makes me think impure thoughts that will have the priest give me five Our Fathers for the actions I take upon myself thinking about her. And by myself, I mean my penis.
Punk/emo/rocker bags I usually laugh off and think there are bigger and better douche to fry but not this time. Between his dyed faux hawk (always a rage inducer), chin pubes, overuse of plaid and stupid slap worthy smug look he has to be this weeks winner.
She is Brooklyn Catholic school girl grown up and rebelling against the nuns hot. She is not Hall of Hott worthy. However, there is something about her that just makes me think impure thoughts that will have the priest give me five Our Fathers for the actions I take upon myself thinking about her. And by myself, I mean my penis.
I have never commented here before, but the sleeping giant awakes to hand it to Blenderboy ftw. We have not given enough credit to Fanny Brice, who is a platonically perfect example of the thicky-thick-yet-proportional women we all would be proud for our daughters to look like and not emulate. I am skinny and weak, and would happily let her crush me. Blenderboy, on the other hand, mocks all that is good in the world. Including kittens. Yes, kittens.
# posted by : 8:33 AM
: 8:33 AM
I have to decide between Blenderboy and Doughy Douche and Gidget. Asspear isn't even in the running.
Let me get out a coin, because this one's going to be a tough decision. Heads! Doughboy for the win!
I'd love to slip Gidget the high hard one, but only from behind. Someone mentioned she looks like Hillary Clinton. Not far off.
Let me get out a coin, because this one's going to be a tough decision. Heads! Doughboy for the win!
I'd love to slip Gidget the high hard one, but only from behind. Someone mentioned she looks like Hillary Clinton. Not far off.
# posted by : 8:39 AM
: 8:39 AM
The wayward drift of Blenderboy's chin pubes, pointing down at that abomination of a shirt, give him this voter's vote.
# posted by : 8:43 AM
: 8:43 AM
On an unrelated note...does anybody know how to keep one's johnson from falling off?
Avoid making Mr. Johnson plumb the depths of Bleet-dom. And if you absolutely must do that, give the man some protective gear.
I'll give the hat tip to Gidget. I wonder if she got her douche at Wal-Douche or Douche-R-Us or some other cut rate place?
Avoid making Mr. Johnson plumb the depths of Bleet-dom. And if you absolutely must do that, give the man some protective gear.
I'll give the hat tip to Gidget. I wonder if she got her douche at Wal-Douche or Douche-R-Us or some other cut rate place?
Douchehead gets a pass because I'd be doing exactly what he's doing - hell, I admire the guy.
Fat Boy and Gidget seem nice. Yeah, there's a whole lot of tats and hooters, but I'm not getting "the vibe". "The Vibe" being, of course, the urge to kill. I'd buy 'em a beer.
Blenderboy and his fat drunk girlfriend make me sick. I never want to see either one of them again, so voting for them is not in my own best interests, but Christ I hate those two. I guess they "win".
Fat Boy and Gidget seem nice. Yeah, there's a whole lot of tats and hooters, but I'm not getting "the vibe". "The Vibe" being, of course, the urge to kill. I'd buy 'em a beer.
Blenderboy and his fat drunk girlfriend make me sick. I never want to see either one of them again, so voting for them is not in my own best interests, but Christ I hate those two. I guess they "win".
I vote for the ass pear salad with the douchehead of iceberg lettuce drizzled with an Axe vinagrette dressing.
Doughboy and Gidget FTW!
Gidget because she is all kinds of 1950's naughty and yes, she has those sweet sweet cans. And Doughboy because he is classic west coast douche.
Ass pear has nice ass pear, but not as nice as Gidget's can cans. Blenderboy is just plain weird and his hott can't hold a candle to Gidget.
Gidget because she is all kinds of 1950's naughty and yes, she has those sweet sweet cans. And Doughboy because he is classic west coast douche.
Ass pear has nice ass pear, but not as nice as Gidget's can cans. Blenderboy is just plain weird and his hott can't hold a candle to Gidget.
# posted by : 8:59 AM
: 8:59 AM
On account of the Goldilocks Formula, Blenderboy must capture the weekly.
I stop by the first picture, Gilda & Shrek, and although the rack and thighs are highly suckable, the face is lacking, so I must move on.
I arrive at picture number two, the Twin Ass Pear Princesses & Count Poo chin. The bums make me happy, they are round and delightful, but there is no booby, no jolly jugs of merryment, so once again, I must move on.
Finally, I arrive at Blenderboy and his Goddess of curvature. She has plentiful booby, generous curvature of thigh, and by association, buttox meat, and her face screams, "Go ahead, spread that apple butter across my chest, let's see what happens." Ah, the final bowl of porridge is just right.
So you Blenderboy, you will go down in the annals of history as the douche bag of the week on account of your terrific hot. Congrats choad nugget.
I stop by the first picture, Gilda & Shrek, and although the rack and thighs are highly suckable, the face is lacking, so I must move on.
I arrive at picture number two, the Twin Ass Pear Princesses & Count Poo chin. The bums make me happy, they are round and delightful, but there is no booby, no jolly jugs of merryment, so once again, I must move on.
Finally, I arrive at Blenderboy and his Goddess of curvature. She has plentiful booby, generous curvature of thigh, and by association, buttox meat, and her face screams, "Go ahead, spread that apple butter across my chest, let's see what happens." Ah, the final bowl of porridge is just right.
So you Blenderboy, you will go down in the annals of history as the douche bag of the week on account of your terrific hot. Congrats choad nugget.
# posted by : 9:04 AM
: 9:04 AM
I'd love to toss it to "Doughboy and Gidget" because she is so curvy and he's a pretty lame looking twat... but I got to go with "Blenderboy" a.k.a Propeller Beanie a.k.a. The Circus Tent. He's a knob and his hott is pretty much on point.
He kinda looks like Vanilla Ice 3.0
- Douchey Smurf
He kinda looks like Vanilla Ice 3.0
- Douchey Smurf
# posted by : 9:12 AM
: 9:12 AM
As I mentioned in his earlier thread, Doughboy is not drinking a beer. If he is, he's drinking it with a straw. That's illegal in 32 states, and a felony if it is Budweiser.
As for DBoTW, I'll have to get back to you on that.
As for DBoTW, I'll have to get back to you on that.
# posted by : 9:15 AM
: 9:15 AM
I like Gidget. It makes me nostalgic for Long Beach douches and the fights I've had with them in my younger days.
Doughie & Gidg FTW
Doughie & Gidg FTW
# posted by : 9:19 AM
: 9:19 AM
Damn you DB1! This is actually a tough HCwDBotW as opposed to the others where there was a big bag and two little bags, kinda like a Hefty lawn-n-leaf bag next to a couple Ziplocks, this time we have two, ready for a golf course amount of leaves, bags on display.
Blenderboy's bag is meh, but look at him, it hurts, it really hurts. Gidget is, well, yeah, and viewed through a fence apparently with her roidbag. Crap, I'll have to flip a coin.
Doughboy FTW. But Blenderboy should get some type of participation pin or something because, wow. Shamwow!
Blenderboy's bag is meh, but look at him, it hurts, it really hurts. Gidget is, well, yeah, and viewed through a fence apparently with her roidbag. Crap, I'll have to flip a coin.
Doughboy FTW. But Blenderboy should get some type of participation pin or something because, wow. Shamwow!
Wow, good selection this week. Four smokin' babes, each of whose daddies I would gladly leave the country to hide from. Three God-awful excuses for masculinity pawing those temples of boobage instead of me. Since all three contenders are maxed out on righteous poon, this one is coming down to the douchebag.
Doughboy: He'll be Droopy McScrote in ten years seeing as the "Too old to party like this anymore" lightbulb seems to have a busted filament. He thinks he looks tough though, and probably doesn't even notice the tsumami of fat when he punches his own abs.
Douchehead: Hard not to grin like an idiot while smelling the poopers of two strippers at the same time, and no indicators of scrote other than stupid chin taintbrush and chicano bandaid.
Blenderboy: Oh dear. This is what happens when your three year old gets into your closet and medicine cabinet. That he's in his twenties, still has the fashion sense of a three-year-old, and thinks he's gonna get laid because of it speaks of incredible denial, massive retardation, or a combination of both resulting in uberdouche. However, seeing a band in the background and the fact that they aren't touching, I'm calling PTP on Fanny, noting with relief that Lurch Fashion will go home alone and broken, as God intended. And the fact that I so desperately want Fanny to be PTP brings me to Blenderboy for the win.
Doughboy: He'll be Droopy McScrote in ten years seeing as the "Too old to party like this anymore" lightbulb seems to have a busted filament. He thinks he looks tough though, and probably doesn't even notice the tsumami of fat when he punches his own abs.
Douchehead: Hard not to grin like an idiot while smelling the poopers of two strippers at the same time, and no indicators of scrote other than stupid chin taintbrush and chicano bandaid.
Blenderboy: Oh dear. This is what happens when your three year old gets into your closet and medicine cabinet. That he's in his twenties, still has the fashion sense of a three-year-old, and thinks he's gonna get laid because of it speaks of incredible denial, massive retardation, or a combination of both resulting in uberdouche. However, seeing a band in the background and the fact that they aren't touching, I'm calling PTP on Fanny, noting with relief that Lurch Fashion will go home alone and broken, as God intended. And the fact that I so desperately want Fanny to be PTP brings me to Blenderboy for the win.
Blenderboy FTW. i feel more sorry for doughboy than incensed... though his Hott was the best.
boobie boobie boobie boobie!
douchehead is definitely a douche but the Hotts in this case invited his douchebaggery which, in my opinion, detracts heavily from his douche status. a true douche bag initiates.
would Crimson Ted let the ladies make the first move?
i think not...
boobie boobie boobie boobie!
douchehead is definitely a douche but the Hotts in this case invited his douchebaggery which, in my opinion, detracts heavily from his douche status. a true douche bag initiates.
would Crimson Ted let the ladies make the first move?
i think not...
# posted by : 9:25 AM
: 9:25 AM
Blenderboy and Fanny (mmmm Faaaannnnyyy...) FTW
LOOK CLOSELY at Fanny's right breast for about 8 minutes (which I did)
Then look a little left there is a white guitar in the background. White is the color of Samurai Scrote/Lenny D's guitar in the Friday Links video.
That's why I vote this way. That and the fact that Fanny has a New York kinda vibe in her face and nothing's more of a turn on than a gal snapping gum and saying "Tanks for the finga fuck, Supahman, don't cawl me anymaw..." when I prematurely ejaculate on her boobs
LOOK CLOSELY at Fanny's right breast for about 8 minutes (which I did)
Then look a little left there is a white guitar in the background. White is the color of Samurai Scrote/Lenny D's guitar in the Friday Links video.
That's why I vote this way. That and the fact that Fanny has a New York kinda vibe in her face and nothing's more of a turn on than a gal snapping gum and saying "Tanks for the finga fuck, Supahman, don't cawl me anymaw..." when I prematurely ejaculate on her boobs
"That and the fact that Fanny has a New York kinda vibe in her face and nothing's more of a turn on than a gal snapping gum and saying "Tanks for the finga fuck, Supahman, don't cawl me anymaw..." when I prematurely ejaculate on her boobs"
If the above does not receive a Pulitzer, there is indeed no God.
If the above does not receive a Pulitzer, there is indeed no God.
Doughboy FTW.
Although blender perhaps stands out as being more flamboyantly douchetastic than doughboy; Doughboy's hott is innocent in a girl-next-door-with-a-talented-surgeon kinda way thus giving rise to a stark douche-hott contrast. Additionally, the chest tat is a douche-eyeball with it's nipple-pupil piercing my soul and thereby preventing me from mentally photoshopping Doughboy out of this picture. Gidget... I weep for you.
Although blender perhaps stands out as being more flamboyantly douchetastic than doughboy; Doughboy's hott is innocent in a girl-next-door-with-a-talented-surgeon kinda way thus giving rise to a stark douche-hott contrast. Additionally, the chest tat is a douche-eyeball with it's nipple-pupil piercing my soul and thereby preventing me from mentally photoshopping Doughboy out of this picture. Gidget... I weep for you.
Blenderboy. Rarely does someone's get-up knock fifty points off my IQ but his ... his ... God damn that is an ugly outfit...
# posted by : 9:45 AM
: 9:45 AM
Doughboy and Gidget FTW.
She's a giggly, retro-voluptuous beach vixen. He's a life-sized Cabbage-Patch Douche. This combination must win.
She's a giggly, retro-voluptuous beach vixen. He's a life-sized Cabbage-Patch Douche. This combination must win.
# posted by : 10:00 AM
: 10:00 AM
My take on the current douche weekly
#1 shes just not hott enough and he just looks like a wanna be bad ass, nothing more.
#2 the Hotts are certainly worthy but hers just a wanna be samarai scrote.
#3 hott barely makes it but with the shit stripe on his chin, mange on his head, ears dumbo would be ashamed of and his very cool fashion statement #3 is my choice
Turdacious
#1 shes just not hott enough and he just looks like a wanna be bad ass, nothing more.
#2 the Hotts are certainly worthy but hers just a wanna be samarai scrote.
#3 hott barely makes it but with the shit stripe on his chin, mange on his head, ears dumbo would be ashamed of and his very cool fashion statement #3 is my choice
Turdacious
# posted by : 10:08 AM
: 10:08 AM
I have to go for asspear and douchehead. "Hot Chicks" is the 1st part of HCwDB and that head screams douche with out even showing the rest of his body
# posted by : 10:10 AM
: 10:10 AM
Doughboy and Gidget FTW. The porta-potties in the left background put them over the top. Factor in Gidget and we've got cans in service to art at a level not seen since "Still Life With Coors Lite."
# posted by : 10:18 AM
: 10:18 AM
As I sit here avoiding work trying to decide who to vote for, I use my inadequate powers of deduction to choose.
Douchehead is out, because in some sick way I admire this turd. Lets face it, every single guy here would do the same thing no matter what the douche repercussions were.
So as I try and decide between the last two I can't. Both girls are hot in there own way and both guys make me want to take a 2x4 to their heads. So How to decide. Then it hits me the Tatts. Blenderboy with his wanna be Yakuza sleeve tattoo and Doughboy with his creeping vines.
So With that I Have to say Doughboy WTF. Cause those aren't Tattoos, those are the vines from Ruins moving in to drag him into there clutches and devourer him. Now all we need is the old Mexican with the Peacemaker to come out and shoot him in the dick and make him watch as he ravishes Gidget the kills her cause she has come in contact with the infected and then blows his own brains out cause she was just worth it.
Douchehead is out, because in some sick way I admire this turd. Lets face it, every single guy here would do the same thing no matter what the douche repercussions were.
So as I try and decide between the last two I can't. Both girls are hot in there own way and both guys make me want to take a 2x4 to their heads. So How to decide. Then it hits me the Tatts. Blenderboy with his wanna be Yakuza sleeve tattoo and Doughboy with his creeping vines.
So With that I Have to say Doughboy WTF. Cause those aren't Tattoos, those are the vines from Ruins moving in to drag him into there clutches and devourer him. Now all we need is the old Mexican with the Peacemaker to come out and shoot him in the dick and make him watch as he ravishes Gidget the kills her cause she has come in contact with the infected and then blows his own brains out cause she was just worth it.
# posted by : 10:27 AM
: 10:27 AM
The Hotts don't even enter into it. Doughboy is a steaming pile of goose poo. Like, moments after leaving the goose's asshole. It's a struggle not to punch my monitor.
# posted by : 10:38 AM
: 10:38 AM
Have to go with Blenderboy FTW. I mean, look at him. Somewhere his mother is cursing her uterus and his father is thinking "hmmm, how sour is the taste of a shotgun muzzle?..."
# posted by : 10:38 AM
: 10:38 AM
HAHAHA, Douchehead's expression is EPIC !
The Lay-dees are fauking hot, dear sir...dunno which to choose
Okay, Douchehead ftw
Only because his Hotts rule !
The Lay-dees are fauking hot, dear sir...dunno which to choose
Okay, Douchehead ftw
Only because his Hotts rule !
# posted by : 10:40 AM
: 10:40 AM
I'm gonna throw one in for Douchehead. 1) Because ruining pictures of ass pear is for jerks, and 2) because white guy head shaves creep my shit out. Also, chin pubes and mandanna shall not be countenanced.
-Scrothello
-Scrothello
# posted by : 10:41 AM
: 10:41 AM
Doughboy & Gidget have my vote. They are a perfectly constructed sandwich of douche & hott.
- Touche, Douche
- Touche, Douche
# posted by : 10:54 AM
: 10:54 AM
Blender boy FTW. For although she is fairly average, he is above average poo, a skid mark on the underoos of life if you will.
And I will.
And I will.
# posted by : 11:09 AM
: 11:09 AM
Doughboy and Gidget FTW. The rage that's induced is so much greater than Blenderboy because Gidget is actually _with_ this tool, where BB's hott is clearly just some drunk chick.
Blenderboy. Because he looks like Mark McGrath's "special" cousin. Which, now that I think about it, may actually make him less douchey than Mark McGrath.
I thought you had a particularly inspired menu of douche/hottery this week, but for me the gut wrenching laughter induced by that STOOPID looking douchehead popping out between those butts like a bad weed on a nice lawn did it all. Ass Pear and Douchehead is destined to be a classic!
# posted by : 11:23 AM
: 11:23 AM
My penis tells me to vote for Gidget. So vote for Gidget I shall, and my penis will rejoice. There will be much wailing and KY warming lubricant sacrificed to Gidget in my bathroom for the next five minutes. To this we say amen.
Every contestant has a mediocre HOTT at best. Since Ass Pear has two of them and a Mandana he gets the win.
Gidget is not hot. In five years she will weigh 240. And if she was Hot, she would not be with that ugly tatted up douchebag.
BlenderDouche is just a douche with really bad taste in everything.
Ass Pear FTW.
Gidget is not hot. In five years she will weigh 240. And if she was Hot, she would not be with that ugly tatted up douchebag.
BlenderDouche is just a douche with really bad taste in everything.
Ass Pear FTW.
# posted by : 12:01 PM
: 12:01 PM
Doughboy and Gidget FTW! Because Gidget has boobies that remind me of the tasty, gooey goodness that are Pillsbury Cinnamon Grands.
B(o)(o)BIES!
B(o)(o)BIES!
# posted by : 12:41 PM
: 12:41 PM
If based on the hot 4 sure gidget brings the heat she is fine but the west coast turd is not that surprising..Blenderboy is a expirement gone wrong hes like a piece of after birth that grew up
Doughboy, since I live in Long Beach and I see this all the time. Mostly on the sidewalk but I walk around it before stepping in it.
I'm going with Douchboy and Gidget ----- oops, Doughboy and Gidget.
Sorry about that - anyway, as I said before in the thread for them, he was caught off-guard by the flash and didn't get in a hand signal in time:
"Shocker or horns? Shocker or horns? SHOCKER OR HORNS, DAMN IT?????"
>Click!<
And you know he was highly pissed about that, slamming down his clear cup of meth-laced urine afterward, splashing it up on Gidget's luscious boobies and other delectable curves. That seals the deal.
Blenderboy is deserving of an ass-beating but is otherwise non-threatening, while Ass Pear and Douchehead may be mocking a previous post found here - that's why they come up short. But those ass pears are pretty peachy.
Still, Douchboy ----- damn it! Doughboy and Gidget FTW.
Sorry about that - anyway, as I said before in the thread for them, he was caught off-guard by the flash and didn't get in a hand signal in time:
"Shocker or horns? Shocker or horns? SHOCKER OR HORNS, DAMN IT?????"
>Click!<
And you know he was highly pissed about that, slamming down his clear cup of meth-laced urine afterward, splashing it up on Gidget's luscious boobies and other delectable curves. That seals the deal.
Blenderboy is deserving of an ass-beating but is otherwise non-threatening, while Ass Pear and Douchehead may be mocking a previous post found here - that's why they come up short. But those ass pears are pretty peachy.
Still, Douchboy ----- damn it! Doughboy and Gidget FTW.
This veritable plethora a virtuous vestibule of viscous pin striping violation, coupled with a viviparous vixen of varied voluminous boobosity, vainly percolates a vast vanguard of poo.
Doughboy and Gidget FTW!
Doughboy and Gidget FTW!
Doughboy. Obviously. I actually covered my eyes with my hand and slowly shook my head from side to side when I saw him. He makes me sad. So, so, so, so, sad.
Gidget carries her otherwise insignificant pseudo-tough douche across the finishline FTW. She's all kinds of a naughty Disney pixie. Sort of a curvy Tinkerbell who will ask you to stick it up her ass if she's had at least two Zimas.
# posted by : 1:14 PM
: 1:14 PM
*Deep swig of coffee*
Damnit, damnit, damnit....I don't know what to do...tough choices this week!
I'm going to toss out (OUT, not OFF)Douchehead. For, in spite of the mandana on his cueball head, landing strip and dumb expression, he is doing what I'd be doing in that situation. Which, of course, is getting my face as close to those asses as possible, and looking really giddy about it.
Hm....Blenderboy...Doughboy....
Blenderboy...Doughboy....
I'm gonna go with Doughboy, for the following:
1. Blubber. Once upon a time, Medusa liked her some big handfuls of man meat to keep her warm at night. Now, after a decade of life with a few of them and dealing with their sweating, monstrous, toilet-destroying bowel movements, impotence and use of sweat pants as formal wear, the idea of even a few extra pounds on a man makes her want to vomit. So a young man who lets himself go like this, then tattoos is and struts around shirtless inflames Medusa's ire like no other. Trash can to the head and she eyes the dude coming out of the water whose ribs are countable from here.
2. Douche pout. Stop it. Fucking stop it. You don't deserve to breathe her air, look happy that you're touching her. Something tells me that he banged her. That makes little bebeh kittehs mew in despair.
Blenderboy looks like the disaffected, junkie tard he presents himself to be. I don't write a notta pass, but he makes the bile churn a little less than Doughboy.
Doughboy FTW!
Damnit, damnit, damnit....I don't know what to do...tough choices this week!
I'm going to toss out (OUT, not OFF)Douchehead. For, in spite of the mandana on his cueball head, landing strip and dumb expression, he is doing what I'd be doing in that situation. Which, of course, is getting my face as close to those asses as possible, and looking really giddy about it.
Hm....Blenderboy...Doughboy....
Blenderboy...Doughboy....
I'm gonna go with Doughboy, for the following:
1. Blubber. Once upon a time, Medusa liked her some big handfuls of man meat to keep her warm at night. Now, after a decade of life with a few of them and dealing with their sweating, monstrous, toilet-destroying bowel movements, impotence and use of sweat pants as formal wear, the idea of even a few extra pounds on a man makes her want to vomit. So a young man who lets himself go like this, then tattoos is and struts around shirtless inflames Medusa's ire like no other. Trash can to the head and she eyes the dude coming out of the water whose ribs are countable from here.
2. Douche pout. Stop it. Fucking stop it. You don't deserve to breathe her air, look happy that you're touching her. Something tells me that he banged her. That makes little bebeh kittehs mew in despair.
Blenderboy looks like the disaffected, junkie tard he presents himself to be. I don't write a notta pass, but he makes the bile churn a little less than Doughboy.
Doughboy FTW!
i don't know if i've ever been this torn, reading almost the entire comments thread for guidance, but i have to give it to doughboy & gidget... sorry blenderboy, you've got the creativity/cringe-worthiness that makes me want to beat you to the ground with a tungsten bat, but it's gotta be doughboy... gidget's knockers are succulent masterpieces while doughboy is the reason the mastodon went extinct... after i saw the tribal tat vortex around his left nipple and the straw in his beer it was all over...
DB & G FTW
Mr. Money 'Bags
DB & G FTW
Mr. Money 'Bags
# posted by : 1:48 PM
: 1:48 PM
It's down to Doughboy/Gidget v Blenderboy/Hott.
I got to vote for for the former because Gidget is seriously boner inducing.
I'll have a DB & G FTW Thanks.
I got to vote for for the former because Gidget is seriously boner inducing.
I'll have a DB & G FTW Thanks.
# posted by : 1:54 PM
: 1:54 PM
None of these bags compare to the douchebag who wants to dump more of our money in a industry that needs to left to it's own. Plus he forced out the one guy who spoke up and said how to save the auto industry, by restructuring or getting rid of the union contracts, that my friends is douchey. But since Obama isn't a choice and doesn't hang out with hots, i'm gonna have to go with Doughboy. Cause something about Gidget reminds me of a certian safety device found in the product of aforementioned auto industry.
# posted by : 2:29 PM
: 2:29 PM
Doughboy and Gidget are the chosen ones because they represent everything HCwDB aims to negate. Gidget appears innocent. She shows more skin than Ass Pear, yet seems less slutty. The tainting of sweets like her is immoral, un-holy and must be stopped. The juxtaposition of Ass Pear with Douchehead doesn't bug me. She seems like she deserves his retched aura. Gidget appears to deserve better.
Blenderboy is ridiculous and calculated, but he doesn't have the douche amplitude of Doughboy. DB&G FTW.
Blenderboy is ridiculous and calculated, but he doesn't have the douche amplitude of Doughboy. DB&G FTW.
# posted by : 2:40 PM
: 2:40 PM
Though I would have Gidget's period for her if I could, Blender boy's sound-and-fury frankendouche stylings take the urinal cake. And Fanny Brice is nice, what with the hoop earrings and that puckered vag.
I hate to say it, but Blenderboy's got the least hot hott of the group. Still,I've got to give it to him for the week based on pure punchability.
Although Blenderboy looks amazingly stupid with his horrible hairdo and chin pube, I don't think he's much of a rage inducing douche. He's obviously colorblind and has a "local idiot" look on his face, but no kissy lips, hand sign, attitude or even gropping of hott. To me he's just a lost so-cal punk/emo dorky douche who has an I.Q. of 70. Punch-worthy but not enough for the weekly.
On the other hand, a simple look at Doughboy makes me angry. He's got it all: kissy lips, mandana, cheap beer, digusting gut, ugly shorts, hott-gropping and most of all, horrendous spiral-around-nipple-through-tummy-joining-arm-or-wtv tribal tatt. To me, tattoos aren't douchey when done right and not coupled with any other douche moves/accesories but doughboy's tatts are bad enough on their own to deserve a beating. Doughboy FTW!!!
Honorable mention to Douchehead who elegantly couples Doughboy's mandana with Blenderboy's chin pubes. And by "elegantly" I mean "begging for a kick in the head".
On the other hand, a simple look at Doughboy makes me angry. He's got it all: kissy lips, mandana, cheap beer, digusting gut, ugly shorts, hott-gropping and most of all, horrendous spiral-around-nipple-through-tummy-joining-arm-or-wtv tribal tatt. To me, tattoos aren't douchey when done right and not coupled with any other douche moves/accesories but doughboy's tatts are bad enough on their own to deserve a beating. Doughboy FTW!!!
Honorable mention to Douchehead who elegantly couples Doughboy's mandana with Blenderboy's chin pubes. And by "elegantly" I mean "begging for a kick in the head".
# posted by : 3:02 PM
: 3:02 PM
I'll have to go with AP&B on this. He is only as douchey as the other two, and yet in spite (or perhaps because) of his handicap; being a disembodied head. Somehow, even with this disability, he manages to rise above life's challenges in much the same way as, say, Franklin D. Roosevelt. And by the same way, I mean not the same way at all.
AP&B for the win(loss)
AP&B for the win(loss)
# posted by : 3:34 PM
: 3:34 PM
Vin Douchal's impeccable assessment of Blenderboy's hott could not be more spot on, and by that I mean an embarrassing spot on the carpet. She is that for which I lusted during my misspent TriState adolescence, and yet was destined to pair with the high school dropout whose dad owned an excavation business.
Doughboy is douchey, Gidget is giggly and her gigglies are jiggly, but he's a little too much of the same, as is the far-too-lucky-for-any-mortal Douchehead, whose prey have bared their posteriors in the hope of distracting from the fact they have no breasts.
Blenderbag brings an original twist to the world of douchrements that rises above the choadish expression and pointlessly large mandana.
Blenderboy an' tha' o-so-yeh, so whaddya want annnyway Fanny.
--VS
Doughboy is douchey, Gidget is giggly and her gigglies are jiggly, but he's a little too much of the same, as is the far-too-lucky-for-any-mortal Douchehead, whose prey have bared their posteriors in the hope of distracting from the fact they have no breasts.
Blenderbag brings an original twist to the world of douchrements that rises above the choadish expression and pointlessly large mandana.
Blenderboy an' tha' o-so-yeh, so whaddya want annnyway Fanny.
--VS
# posted by : 4:05 PM
: 4:05 PM
Doughboy - This was a hard one, but I have to go with him. The punch face got him the win. I'm too envious of Douchehead and Blenderboy is actually less douchey than someone who looks exactly like him: that Sugar Ray fag.
Doughboy FTW.
Doughboy FTW.
Scrotrates cannot decide between Douchehead and Blenderboy.
While Blenderboy is the far grander douche compared with Douchehead, the presence of the Douchehead beside the succulent Ass Pear is enough to boil Scrotrates blood.
Know that Ass Pear and Douchehead is Scrotrates's vote.
While Blenderboy is the far grander douche compared with Douchehead, the presence of the Douchehead beside the succulent Ass Pear is enough to boil Scrotrates blood.
Know that Ass Pear and Douchehead is Scrotrates's vote.
Doughboy (aka Everlast) FTWeekly!
You've all seen a douche at the Ed Hardy store buyin' up a hat.
With pubes on his face, a 10 degree tilt, and a tribal tatt.
But God forbid your hott ever leaves for that 'bag.
'Cause then you'll really know what it's like to want to gag.
You've all seen a douche at the Ed Hardy store buyin' up a hat.
With pubes on his face, a 10 degree tilt, and a tribal tatt.
But God forbid your hott ever leaves for that 'bag.
'Cause then you'll really know what it's like to want to gag.
People, people, people. This Hott CHICKS with Douchebags. By that logic Ass Pear and Douchebag MUST win. Even though he looks like a cross between Howie Mandel and the dickface that used to be on MTV sports (or some such thing)he has the best "seats" in the house. I would gladly walk on his face with golf shoes in the hopes that some of the dryer lint from their thongs would stick to my spikes after trampling on his mandana. The others have qualities that call for immolations and tire iron treatments but ass pears always rule in my universe.
Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche
Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche
# posted by : 4:31 PM
: 4:31 PM
Blender boy because he has a little left over Hep C on his chin and still thinks he's the cats pajamas.
Blender FTW
Blender FTW
You'll have to hold a hand to the screen to do this, but if you block Gidget from your view, you'll notice that Doughboy is pinky flaring the beer hand.
Above and beyond other reasons, that's a clincher. Gidget/Doughboy FTW.
Above and beyond other reasons, that's a clincher. Gidget/Doughboy FTW.
# posted by : 4:48 PM
: 4:48 PM
Gidget is clearly the Hott of the Week, so even though Blenderboy encapsules everything I hate about this decade's "alt-rock", it's doughboy FTW, if for no other reason than the idiotic tatt around his man-boob.
My first instinct was to vote for Gidget and Doughboy due to the luscious mounds straining against the thin fabric of her top, but after a Hegelian dialectic discourse between the little head and big head, I'm casting my vote for Blenderboy, for he dresses like my grandfather yet still manages to pull a bikini hott from the Cyclades.
# posted by : 4:53 PM
: 4:53 PM
I suppose I can give doughboy a pass due to his lack of any douchery other than the mandanna.
Blenderboy gets a pass too because he probably plays bass in a punk rock band and can help beat down the zombies when they try to take over.
But Douchehead has no purpose in life. Other than to ruin a perfectly good picture of ass pear.
Bonus points for the asspear making me change my underwear.
Blenderboy gets a pass too because he probably plays bass in a punk rock band and can help beat down the zombies when they try to take over.
But Douchehead has no purpose in life. Other than to ruin a perfectly good picture of ass pear.
Bonus points for the asspear making me change my underwear.
# posted by : 5:03 PM
: 5:03 PM
I vote for Blenderboy. The clownified hair, the tatt vortex, the idiotic chin pubes, the chick with the big jugs next to him... Nuff said.
Definitely a toss-up between blenderboy and gidget. Guys like blenderboy are the reason bars become unpopular, if I saw a guy like that at any bar I went to I would write off the place in a storm of tears.
Still, though, it's nothing different from doughboy. Except doughboy would never see the places I go to.
So, we have to turn to the hott to complete the equation. More precisely, the "Hot Chick with" portion of our equation. Blenderboy's girl doesn't look like she's all there. You could probably easily pull her aside where she'd tell you BB's a douche and then let you do a shot of 151 off her navel.
Not go with Gidget. Gidget is the classic american beauty and innocence that has fallen down the road of the douche. She is the reason the gods weep.
Gidget FTW.
Still, though, it's nothing different from doughboy. Except doughboy would never see the places I go to.
So, we have to turn to the hott to complete the equation. More precisely, the "Hot Chick with" portion of our equation. Blenderboy's girl doesn't look like she's all there. You could probably easily pull her aside where she'd tell you BB's a douche and then let you do a shot of 151 off her navel.
Not go with Gidget. Gidget is the classic american beauty and innocence that has fallen down the road of the douche. She is the reason the gods weep.
Gidget FTW.
It's a tough call between BB and DB. I have to ask myself which one deserves to be taken out back and beaten to within and inch of his pathetic life.
I was all set to pick Blender Boy, but I actually respect his haircut in a way because while ridiculous and absurd, it is a symbol of commitment. I mean, he is a massive douchebag, but he has his own signature douchetude. He didn't fuck around with it. He got sleeved up and shaved triangles into his skull.
Doughboy on the other hand suffers from a total lack of creativity and decided to basically check off a list of doucheness and set himself apart through idiotic facial expressions and hand gestures. Well guess what DB, for your weakness I sentence you to Weekly Winner Status. And that's as far as you'll ever go. You don't contribute enough to the collective douche to even make it to another level. You are distinguished by your indistinctness.
Doughboy!
I was all set to pick Blender Boy, but I actually respect his haircut in a way because while ridiculous and absurd, it is a symbol of commitment. I mean, he is a massive douchebag, but he has his own signature douchetude. He didn't fuck around with it. He got sleeved up and shaved triangles into his skull.
Doughboy on the other hand suffers from a total lack of creativity and decided to basically check off a list of doucheness and set himself apart through idiotic facial expressions and hand gestures. Well guess what DB, for your weakness I sentence you to Weekly Winner Status. And that's as far as you'll ever go. You don't contribute enough to the collective douche to even make it to another level. You are distinguished by your indistinctness.
Doughboy!
Even with this being a completely futile vote (seeing as cross-hair will have this monthly locked), I'm going to have to go with dough boy and gidget. Kissy lips, tribal tats and retarded/obvious posturing... It's gotta be him, especially since it probably IS bud.
# posted by : 6:44 PM
: 6:44 PM
doughboy. period. he is more of a douche by the fact that hes trying to be like EVERY OTHER DOUCHE.
plus, i want to continue to stare at gidget. mmmmmm.
btw, blenderboy's hot is not. not at all.
plus, i want to continue to stare at gidget. mmmmmm.
btw, blenderboy's hot is not. not at all.
Blenderboy for he is a freak with spray painted on hair & his well rounded hott makes me wanna bang her gong for a week of Chinese new years, speak in the tongues of my dead ancestors & launch a Tet offensive! we would collapse in a pool of sweat & putrid ectoplasm
Methinks Doughboy has Tulane University's logo shaved into his chin. Either that or that chancre just won't heal.
Gidget's rack and creamy thighs are the happy thoughts that enable Peter Pan to fly. Though I wouldn't wear tights around Gidget. Unless she was into that sort of thing.
Gidget's rack and creamy thighs are the happy thoughts that enable Peter Pan to fly. Though I wouldn't wear tights around Gidget. Unless she was into that sort of thing.
# posted by : 8:01 PM
: 8:01 PM
DoughBoy and Gidget, FTW. He's the douche who most infuriates me. She's the hott over whom I'd least regret getting reamed in the divorce.
# posted by : 8:47 PM
: 8:47 PM
if i don't vote for Ass Pear and Douchehead i would... okay let's just leave it at the fact that i'm voting for Ass Pear and Douchehead.
doughboy and gidget, his face and her body equal out to that perfect douche/hottie yin-yang that founded this site
Blenderboy, because I know her father is shvitzing over her new boyfriend, the frontman for the new Lit cover band - Relit. Sleeve Tats, making pussies look tough since...their invention.
# posted by : 9:43 PM
: 9:43 PM
When I was a younger man, my high school literature teacher gave me sage advice about the quest for the hott. He said, "Dd'A, there are two options for an unattractive man like yourself to attract the suckle thigh; you either be good at sports, and by looking at you, I can tell that is out of the question,.. or you pick up an instrument, and join a band. You don't even have to be good, just play, and the trim will come. "
Blenderbag apparently does not see the simplicity of that axiom. He already is in a band! There is no need to peacock his way into Fanny's fanny. Instead, he spends all his hard-earned gig money on horrendous sleeve-tats and name brand pajama pants. He still felt the need to douche it up even though his hott probably would've touched him if all he said was, "yep, i play drums."
Blenderboy FTW!!
Blenderbag apparently does not see the simplicity of that axiom. He already is in a band! There is no need to peacock his way into Fanny's fanny. Instead, he spends all his hard-earned gig money on horrendous sleeve-tats and name brand pajama pants. He still felt the need to douche it up even though his hott probably would've touched him if all he said was, "yep, i play drums."
Blenderboy FTW!!
Blenderboy's been to the Goodwill Store for his duds, and the Dollar General for his hair care. His hott is sizzling and trampy in eggplant, just like most of the men here enjoy. Not the eggplant; the sizzling and trampy.
They are extreme contrast and worthy of the Weekly.
They are extreme contrast and worthy of the Weekly.
# posted by : 10:28 PM
: 10:28 PM
Blenderboy, because anyone with who willingly wears that haircut needs to be shot. And because I really, really want to bang his hot. Wow.
# posted by : 11:04 PM
: 11:04 PM
D&G. The only thing sprawling in this picture is the vast expanse between the left love handle and the right love handle.
And I can't call them pecs, because technically, they're moobies.
Sir Moobsalot & Lady Giggity ftw...
And I can't call them pecs, because technically, they're moobies.
Sir Moobsalot & Lady Giggity ftw...
Douchehead:
The girls in the other photos are far finer, and it took about an hour of staring before I could place what pisses me off about Head.
And then it occured to me: The Head looks like what would happen if Popeye impregnated Bruce Willis. Seriously, look at the squinty-eyed, speak out of the side of his head dickbag: "Ahoy, Olive! I'm scrote to the finich cuz I eats me spinach. Arf! Arf! Arf!"
And while it might not make much sense ... that's all I can stands. I can't stands no more.
I need some sleep.
The girls in the other photos are far finer, and it took about an hour of staring before I could place what pisses me off about Head.
And then it occured to me: The Head looks like what would happen if Popeye impregnated Bruce Willis. Seriously, look at the squinty-eyed, speak out of the side of his head dickbag: "Ahoy, Olive! I'm scrote to the finich cuz I eats me spinach. Arf! Arf! Arf!"
And while it might not make much sense ... that's all I can stands. I can't stands no more.
I need some sleep.
# posted by : 1:24 AM
: 1:24 AM
D&G for the win...because hes got the mandana, facial pubes, kissy lips, ugly tats and an air that says "I deserve to get the crap kicked out of me" And my God it's like his belly button is trying to talk to me, helloooooo la la laaaaaa
# posted by : 5:26 AM
: 5:26 AM
While i have serious issues with both Blenderboy and Douche-head, it has to be Doughboy.
1) Hot hott.
2) Mandana
3) Pouty/kissy lips?
4) horrible tattoos
5) facial scrote
6) he works out a lot
7) Pose
8) Tainting Gidget.
1) Hot hott.
2) Mandana
3) Pouty/kissy lips?
4) horrible tattoos
5) facial scrote
6) he works out a lot
7) Pose
8) Tainting Gidget.
# posted by : 5:59 AM
: 5:59 AM
Doughboy and Gidget. I wavered at first because I was looking at her face and realized it wasn't that great looking. Then my penis told me to "snap out of it, asshole! look at the rest of her!"
And his chin pubes appear to be shaved in some sort of scrotal pattern. And the whole concept of wearing MMA shorts when you look like you get winded climbing a flight of stairs? Pure douche.
And his chin pubes appear to be shaved in some sort of scrotal pattern. And the whole concept of wearing MMA shorts when you look like you get winded climbing a flight of stairs? Pure douche.
# posted by : 7:56 AM
: 7:56 AM
It might be late, but Doughboy and Gidget FTW.
Together, their bleeth and scrote emissions combine to overwhelm Ass Pear and Douchehead who, frankly, I wouldn't mind trading places with (at that exact second).
Blenderboi is just a misguided rock'n'rolla. I grant him Rockstar Douchepass.
Together, their bleeth and scrote emissions combine to overwhelm Ass Pear and Douchehead who, frankly, I wouldn't mind trading places with (at that exact second).
Blenderboi is just a misguided rock'n'rolla. I grant him Rockstar Douchepass.
# posted by : 8:20 AM
: 8:20 AM
Doughboy and Gidget, but not like a mile or anything. Blenderboy put up a whimpering limp wristed fight, but in the end he couldn't shake the indomitable flab.
# posted by : 12:38 PM
: 12:38 PM
Doughboy and Gidget
Doughboy is pushing doucheness to perfect storm type proportions... the pouty lips, mandana, gaudy as hell tribal tats, facial scrote, posing, and plastic cup (granted not red) are a world wind hell bent on global domination and by global domination I mean local annoyance. Had he flashed the shocker, the world may very well have imploded,... so thank whatever it is you pray to at night that keeps you safe. I'm thanking this bottle of single malt as we speak. Cheers.
And about Gidget.... What more can I say about her that hasn't already been said other than I would be her long board any day.
Doughboy is pushing doucheness to perfect storm type proportions... the pouty lips, mandana, gaudy as hell tribal tats, facial scrote, posing, and plastic cup (granted not red) are a world wind hell bent on global domination and by global domination I mean local annoyance. Had he flashed the shocker, the world may very well have imploded,... so thank whatever it is you pray to at night that keeps you safe. I'm thanking this bottle of single malt as we speak. Cheers.
And about Gidget.... What more can I say about her that hasn't already been said other than I would be her long board any day.
Doughboy FTW. Douchehead's ass pears are slutbaguettes beyond repair, so I expect him to show up in this loathesome three-way from the Twilight Zone. Blenderboy has a bikini-clad hott in what looks like a rural TGI Fridays on Live Band Night. Doughboy and Gidget, however, irks me to no end because she is not too far gone to be saved!!! And Dough-douche forgot that true ,Fish Slap caliber 'bags need to prescribe to overuse of diet pills and preparation-H enhanced abs. He is a very poor..nay!..a homeless man's Pumpy. He is more pathetic than enraging. Go ahead and drink that Shirley Temple, Plumpy!
# posted by : 4:44 PM
: 4:44 PM
I don't usually vote in these threads, but Gidget is so much my old era in terms of Hottie, and the gushy, chubby Doughboy is so repulsive for such a young wanker, I have to cast my ballot for these two as the weekly winners. There's something about him that reminds me of an executioner. Must be both his get-up and that bad-ass scythe on his beer gut.
# posted by : 9:30 PM
: 9:30 PM
at the very minimum, Gidget needs to be in the hall of hott.
but my vote for hcwdbotw:
ass pear and douchehead
but my vote for hcwdbotw:
ass pear and douchehead
# posted by : 9:54 PM
: 9:54 PM
A tough contest between Blenderboy and Doughboy...but in the end, Doughboy reigns supreme. Into the monthly with him.
# posted by : 10:09 PM
: 10:09 PM
Im the girl. Thats my finance. he doesnt dress like that. It was a fashion show.... You people are mean.
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