oh man, that is awesomely humorous.
 

Instant classic!!
 

Geez DB1, what's with you these days? It's supposed to be HOT chicks with douchebags. Those peeps are far from hot.
 

^^
That's me mocking Anon posters who mock this blog.
 

heh thanks Cheadle 'B, the daily whining of "not hot enough" and "not douchey enough" can definitely grow tiresome. You should see the dozens of pics a day your humble narrator has to wade through to find the good ones.

And on an unrelated note, I loved your performance in 'Baggie Nights.

- Management
 

+10 points Fidouche! Who knew that your used anal beads would work great as peep necklaces?
 

This belongs in the permanent collection of the Thorne Miniature Rooms at The Art Institute of Chicago.

Bravo!!!
 

Holy Shit! Well done, sir. Well done! Damn, I see everything in there but a Goose bottle! I particularly like the carpet-snip spiky hair and open shirt popped collar on the pool-polluting peep. Outstanding.
 

The peep in the pool needs to be impaled with a whittled stick, slowly roasted over some hot embers, placed between graham crackers and Hershey's, and then slowly digested over the course of a thousand years by the pit in the dessert that almost got Lando.....

I hate peepbags....
 

Ha! I love shit like this! Awesome, Fidouchiary! I love the Peepdanas.
 

Honorable induction to the Hall?
 

fuckin brilliant!
 

Polka Dot Peep with the big chest marshmallows...yeah, I'd peep in her butt.



Somebody had to say it.
 

Background Peep is pissing/shitting himself into orbit.

Pink Tanning Peep brought her ambitious dildo to the beach.

Judging by the water, Pool Peep just got de-flowered.


Damn good work. More like this, please.
 

I don't know about the peepette in the pool, she looks kinda porky!
 

Fidouchiary Responsibility stole this from his/her kid's book report on HCwDB. . .
 

It's Crimson Ted's science fair project.
 

I really needed a great laugh today, thanks!

Just fuckin' brilliant!
 

Stellar, just stellar.
The more I look at it, the harder I laugh.

I bet it smells like Axe Peep Spray in there.
 

Do they make orange peeps?
 

We even have the Red Cup.

Awesome!
 

That front girl peep is looking at my cock.

The Dude peep on top of the wotarfall reminds me of Sam Rockwell in Confessions of a Dangerous Mind.

This picture = hilarity.
 

Way too much time on your hands, but i like the way you spend it.... brilliant!

~justin
 

With those white splotches...that water looks as toxic as that of our infamous Douche Mecca pool.

Points for accuracy F to the D.
 

I'd lay those eggs.
 

What happened to the Spell Nazi? And Plinky?







Get what I'm tryin' to say?
 

This is absolutely hysterical. And and I'm still laughing at Darksock's comment @4:05


I'm pretty sure the back right hott peep is a dude.

FD should submit a picture where all the peep bags have spontaneously combusted.
 

And I want the follow up utube video of them all going in the microwave!


Huzzah, Sir!
 

One heluva peepshow FD, keep up the good work.
 

This is so completely adorable!! Nice work!!
 

Could that hover surfer 'bag be any more yellow?

Oh, and Peepia Polkadots: I'd marsh those mallows.

--VS
 

Why aren't any of them orange? (Fucking spoilsports - one in every damn crowd, huh? Heh heh.....)

Great work, Fidouchiary!
 

BWAAAHAHAHAAAA

I do so enjoy my annual ritual of cruelly dismembering Peeps with my incisors. Beak first, then the tail, then the head, then the rest. I work my way through a box with great enthusiasm, imagining their little Peepy shrieks of terror between the rhythmic crunching of granulated sugar.

this year shall be different...I shall be imagining shrieks of "What the fuck, Bra?!?!?!"

Excellent work, FR. I tip my gas mask to you.
 

@Medusa

hhahhaaa... "Broheim! My abs! You bit thru my f*cking abs man!"

--VS
 

Nothing says 'Welcome Spring!' quite like a diorama of Peeps®.




Unless it's Douche Peeps®.


Full marks, Sir. I'm giving you an 'A' for the day.
 

This site is a tool shed; a pathetic tool shed.

Discuss...
 

Where's Little Bra!! Peep?
 

Thanks, guys! I really appreciate the peeptacular commentary. Just want to let you know that I'm a girl - and not some emo-bag with a glue-gun and confused sexuality.

And DarkSock, your comments make my marshmallow mounds feel all warm and tingly. Glad I could bring a little sugar-coated goodness to your St. Pat's observations.

yours truly, FR
 

Yo, peep this- FUCK U FUNG!!
 

@ fidouchiary

I wish you to know that my query about orange peeps was in no way a diss. Knowing full well that there are no orange peeps. And that I passed this along to many people, otherwise benighted to the hott-douche commingling, who were enchanted and bemused.

You've enriched many lives and raised douche awareness.
 

Mr. Smith - it's all good. Glad you were amused. If I can find some orange Peeps, I'll make another diorama in a club-like tableau of Axe-ooze and A/X wrongness. Maybe I can reenact some of my personal favorites: BRA!!! and the Oompa Prompas.

Keep hunting bags, lads! You are my inspiration (which is kind of disturbing if you think too long about it!)

Love y'all!
FR
 

Peep Bleeth in the pool is a tranny. I'm not fooled.

(Also: Ha ha ha ha ha ha...)
 

CLASSIC! Fucking awesome.
 

This is THE HIGHEST HONOR ANYONE COULD EVER RECEIVE FOR ANYTHING! Congrats, DB1! Well done, FR. If this diorama doesn't make it as a finalist in the Washington Post contest this year, there will be hell to pay.
 

I'm afraid I have to put my two cents in here about the orange Peep debate.

As is typical in modern-day corporate America, it simply is not enough to be known for doing one thing and doing it well in perpetuity. No, one must now angrily claw into other markets, snatching out bits and pieces of already bloated product-hawking opportunities.

The good folks who make Peeps are guilty as charged. Not content with being a staple at Easter for about the last thousand years, they tried branching out. Years ago, they took a gamble and began to make the Bunny Peeps.

Purists like myself scoffed. "Why, this is a Rabbit!" I harrumphed at the market one year. "'Peep' refers to the sound a chick makes! Balderdash!"

And yet, Bunny Peeps were a success. And then they began to add colors. Soon there were purple peeps, pink bunny peeps, even white. "An outrage!" I cried. "This is Madnesss!"

"THIS....Is...MARSHMALLOOOOOOOW!" The Peeple replied, and unleashed a barrage of other holiday themed Peeps into the market. Heart-shaped Peeps for Valentine's day. Green Peeps for St. Paddy's Day. White Snowman Peeps for Christmas. And...wait for it....Halloween Peeps. You'll notice they are merely the bunny Peeps, with a jack-o-lantern face on the head and the torsos. And that ghastly, GHASTLY orange...Like Millenium Bag. Only I'm less inclined to want to bite the head off the Orange Peep.
 

See my comment @ 7:25 if you're not convinced that I am dead fucking serious about my Peeps.

Mr White! Unleash Laundry Gimp and have him prepare the softest silken pillows! I shall be arriving home soon with a case of Peeps and I want to be sure Fidouchiary Responsibility is comfy while she and I destroy them one by one.
 

I'm going right down to Walgreen's and buy a load of Peeps and make me own diorama, then enter it in the 4-H fair. If I don't eat them all up first.

Brahahahahahaha...Fidouchiary Responsibility must be a German at heart, ya can't get enough of those framed dioramas when visiting Duetschland.

How about resurrecting the miniatures story line on CSI LAsVegas, and adding some little crime scene action to this PeepShow???

Other thasn just being a douchebag?
 

next up, Lego bags and bleeths.

that is all i can think about right now. Lego bags and bleeths.
 

Pompous Fucktitt, what'd you say bitch?
 

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM.
 

That's just hysterical.

I thought all anons were supposed to be relabeled assclown by software.

Weird.
 

They'll never learn Gaijin. They'll never learn.
 

A serendipitous breeze wafts amongst the marshmallow and carnauba concoctions that patiently pose for the artist’s rendering. Piggy’s conch-like caricature perches perilously ‘ponst the cliff’s edge. Moondouchie and Gidget graft their ultra-violet gifts from a distant energy source into their greasy, sugar-coated flesh. Amongst the yonder palms, just beyond the observer’s line of site, a Sherpa squats and defecates a stream of gastric bile into a divot on the dark side of the dune. He does not wipe. At the water’s edge, polka-dottie hottie dips her lush brunette locks into the salty fuccen fagoathy tears of Poseidon.

All the while, Plinky’s mom’s eloquent gaping cacka-cavity hovers ever so eloquently on the horizon, bathing the locals on Lake Flaccid in her ultraviolet rays of rectal refuse. She does not wipe
 

this really peeps me off!
 

@ Medusa. I keep wanting to insert "she might have been heard to say" in a Mystery Science Theater voice into your orange peep presentation. And then giggling like a schoolgirl. Which probably means I'm still drunk from last night.
 

awesome man :)

casino betting
 

the brunette peep in the polkadot looks like she had some m&m's bolted on. even though they are peep-bags i still respect the inter-foodcoloring peep-love going on by the surf board...makes me feel all benettony.
i like the bleethpeep in the pool, i would count all the calories of all the candy in the easter aisle at walgreens just to wash the whisk that mixed up her marshmallow.
 

Polka-dot Bikini Peeps has rather large peeps herself. Oh, and thank you very much, DB1, for enlarging the close-up click-on. I think this picture will inspire a lot of people everywhere to be copycats. I expect the entire Starbucks crew at one of our local shops to go crazy with the likes, and Michael's and Hobby Lobby stores to sell out of stick-on accessories.

TOOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

I have to point out that the bunny-'bag on the left appears to seated atop a bag of sticky buds.

I'm just sayin' is all.
 

Nice work F.R! Can't imagine how long it took to create this -thank for sharing. Man, things are really getting taken to new levels around here with the Hot Chick (with Douche Bag) single and now this masterpiece! Mmmmmm, peep suckle-thigh...

Hey DB1, good call on Flight of the Concords, caught it over the weekend and that show is truly hilarious. They've got some really good vids on youtube also. Hope everyone has a great week, I'm going out to enjoy this wonderful NY spring day and mock the many many Hotts with Bryant Park 'bags.
 

I've seen orange bunnies and chicks Peeps at the walmart in my town. I'm quite aways from everyone but still. They are there.
That is neither here nor there;
GREAT WORK! This is awesome. The one thing I needed to partially cure the hangover and the regret from waking up next to a leprachaun. Sometimes I hate St Patty's Day.

Maybe we'll start to see all kinds of these things with chocolate bunnies, legos, barbies [lolol] etc etc.
 

@ Observation 4:40

YOU'RE RIGHT! It looks jut like him, only slightly more.....yellow.
 

They can't be peepbags. None have chinstraps or Ed Hardy. Of course I could be wrong and they could be swimming in a puddle of Axe there.
 

Lordy, my grandkids had to drag me to the Peeps display at TARGET and there was every color in the rainbow of Peeps, including light purple, azure blue, orange, cardinal red, yellow, green? in the chicks, and in the bunnies, yellow and pink.

I think I prefer them floating on hot chocolate.
 

I prefer them in the microwave.