Monday, March 16, 2009
Purple Lips and the Douche Scarf
Rapidly becoming the go-to adouchrement of 2009, the inexplicably giant douche-scarf continues its reign of error.
On Purple Lips here, note the combined Douche Scarf and Rosarie Bead combo over the unbuttoned tablecloth shirt. Extra wanky.
Even Sexy Pouty Shoulder Suckle seems more embarrassed by the scarf than by the Doggie 'Bag position she's being forced to participate in.
And then there's Kevin, chillin' in the back. Who's just glad midterms are over.
We'll give you a nottadouche, Kevin. Now stop slacking and save Shoulder Suckle before the Purple Lips Virus spreads.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 12:34 PM 
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People like Kevin should stop letting douches like Purple Lips take home the suckle thighs like Bernadette. Step it up, Kevin!!!
Spiked hair, puffed out chest, and his Mom's scarf, but what really makes this photo is it looks like the hottie, just realised that she just drank his urine.
Wow, I must have had a lot of asparagus the day I mixed that drink.
Blackberry and shitty drink awkwardly held in one hand, the other hand used to do the "oh goodness!" faux-surprise doggy bag response. Kind of sums it all up, doesn't it?
Blackberry and shitty drink awkwardly held in one hand, the other hand used to do the "oh goodness!" faux-surprise doggy bag response. Kind of sums it all up, doesn't it?
3 seconds after this picture she vomited on Kevin's lap. Prince Douchuous (son of King Douchuous), saw her head hovering over Kevin's crotch, but just laughed and got in line for what he thought was a "BJ Train".
Egads, the twinkle in Purple Lips' eyes makes me uncomfortable.
It's like the instant migraine I used to get when my daughter was a pre-teen and she'd drag me into mall fixture, Claire's, to shop for the twinkly baubles that pre-teens like.
I bet he's smuggling something twinkly in his keester right now.
It's like the instant migraine I used to get when my daughter was a pre-teen and she'd drag me into mall fixture, Claire's, to shop for the twinkly baubles that pre-teens like.
I bet he's smuggling something twinkly in his keester right now.
Am I missing something? WTF is that on his hands and ears? I'd say talc but why the hell is it on his earlobe as well?
# posted by 
: 1:24 PM
: 1:24 PM
I'm at a loss for words. I hate both Purple Lips and Miss Bad Hair Extensions with the flame of a thousand suns.
So, what exactly is going on here? Purple Lips looks like a burn victim or something, with weird powder on his hands and ears. This is too much, DB1. That being said, the amount of douchin' going on here is formidable.
Hair: Gelled straight up and frosted at the tips.
Brows: Tweezed.
Skin: L'oranged (in places)
Outerwear: Scarf, beads, unbuttoned, big belt.
Whooaaaaa douche.
Hair: Gelled straight up and frosted at the tips.
Brows: Tweezed.
Skin: L'oranged (in places)
Outerwear: Scarf, beads, unbuttoned, big belt.
Whooaaaaa douche.
# posted by : 1:32 PM
: 1:32 PM
That's not a douchebag. It's plinky's mom's ladyjunk. The grey "scarf" = labia; that "head" is the clitoris.
she lets it go out drinking when she's asleep
she lets it go out drinking when she's asleep
# posted by : 2:05 PM
: 2:05 PM
Kevin needs a punch in the face for not intervening in the name of good taste.
Blondie needs a punch in the face for acting like a jackass.
Purple Lips needs, oh, fuck, isn't it obvious?
Blondie needs a punch in the face for acting like a jackass.
Purple Lips needs, oh, fuck, isn't it obvious?
There's some sort of dragon waiting to attack these hapless humans. I can see it's eyes glowing behind the clueless Kevin.
The dragon's lair has a door, which also features a local chamber of commerce sticker. Maybe Better Business Bureau.
I think the girl is trying not to puke.
The dragon's lair has a door, which also features a local chamber of commerce sticker. Maybe Better Business Bureau.
I think the girl is trying not to puke.
# posted by : 2:09 PM
: 2:09 PM
Obviously not a catholic DB1. Rosary, not rosarie. It's a rare day when you catch the DB1 in a typo so hooray.
Q: Why is this twat recoiling in disgust as this slutty blonde hott grinds her brown starfish on his junk?
A: He's a queer. The purple on his mouth is from fellating Grimace from McDonalds.
A: He's a queer. The purple on his mouth is from fellating Grimace from McDonalds.
Dammit. I misspelled the word its above.
I'm not called the Spelling Specialist.
I'm not called the Spelling Specialist.
# posted by : 2:37 PM
: 2:37 PM
Oh Christ, I just want to know who's 80-year-old aunt this ass-hat mugged to put together this ensemble. A small piece of our history has been murdered by this living example of excrement that doesn't flush.
Our world really isn't worth saving, is it? (sigh...)
Our world really isn't worth saving, is it? (sigh...)
With that scarf around his neck it looks like time lapse photography of a violent shart spraying past a flaccid sphincter.
I think that like Crosshairs McJohnson, this is another case of major gay-bag. There's no way this moron is straight and dressed up like this.
I love this site and the pics really do crack me up but can you guys hold it down on all the "gaybag" "tranny" and homophobia talk?
That kind of ignorance ranks high in douchery.
That kind of ignorance ranks high in douchery.
@ sabine
You misinterpret the comments being posted here. There is no gay bashing going on. It isn't homophobia to call this clown a cockgobbler or gaybag... because he is GAY.
The posters here make FUN of people. We call them all sorts of things... including calling them out for being gay, when appropriate.... not that there is anything wrong with it.
If I call a chick fat because she weighs 250 lbs., is it fataphobia?
No. Get a clue.... and a life.
You misinterpret the comments being posted here. There is no gay bashing going on. It isn't homophobia to call this clown a cockgobbler or gaybag... because he is GAY.
The posters here make FUN of people. We call them all sorts of things... including calling them out for being gay, when appropriate.... not that there is anything wrong with it.
If I call a chick fat because she weighs 250 lbs., is it fataphobia?
No. Get a clue.... and a life.
Waaiit, timeout.
Kev does not get a pass. Who says so? Those manscaped eyebrows and chin rim do.
Kev does not get a pass. Who says so? Those manscaped eyebrows and chin rim do.
# posted by : 7:32 PM
: 7:32 PM
Scumbag619, which one is the tranny?
He looks like Wheatstalks' hispanic, gay cousin
Also, why the blue tablecloth shirt?!!
He looks like Wheatstalks' hispanic, gay cousin
Also, why the blue tablecloth shirt?!!
Right on, right on. EVERY time I go out nowadays I can't get away from these fuckers. Fucking scarves. . . IN SOCAL! As a country boy from Vermont, it offends me in many ways. The boiling seething rage is not healthy.
The scarves must be there so that the douchebags can be conveniently strangled. I'm surprised no one has thought of that yet, and even more surprised no one has strangled a douchebag yet. Cut off their nozzles, yes, but not yet strangled them.
# posted by : 8:49 PM
: 8:49 PM
Joey Porsche wishes he has pink lips.
ba-dum-ching!
and i'll give Kevin a nottadouche. as in, one of those nottadouches who watched Kitty Genovese die. sigh.
ba-dum-ching!
and i'll give Kevin a nottadouche. as in, one of those nottadouches who watched Kitty Genovese die. sigh.
You're too late, DB1, the Purple Lips Virus has already spread to her Blackberry Curve cell phone.
...by way of her hair extensions...
She's covering her mouth because she realizes that as a one-eyed, one-horned Flying Purple People Eater, she's just been found out by way of a "costume malfunction."
...by way of her hair extensions...
She's covering her mouth because she realizes that as a one-eyed, one-horned Flying Purple People Eater, she's just been found out by way of a "costume malfunction."
# posted by : 8:59 PM
: 8:59 PM
That's the "flat out" worst case of Peyronie's curvature of the penis I've ever seen. Or imagined, at least.
He IOB's his hair as a compensation for it.
He IOB's his hair as a compensation for it.
# posted by : 9:02 PM
: 9:02 PM
Any gay man that dresses like that is as much a discredit to gays everywhere as those gay minstrel shows on Bravo or those guys in the pride parades that wear the assless chaps. And therefore worthy of a beating. In the interest of cultural advancement.
@Sabine,
You may see the humor submitted by a few here to be examples of ‘ignorance’. That is fine. Others may find your comment simplistic and puerile, thereby leading them to ‘ignore your rants.’ That is fine as well.
Either way, you seem smart, so I’d like to get ‘in your pants.’
Holy shit, this whole douchebag gig rally IS easy!
You may see the humor submitted by a few here to be examples of ‘ignorance’. That is fine. Others may find your comment simplistic and puerile, thereby leading them to ‘ignore your rants.’ That is fine as well.
Either way, you seem smart, so I’d like to get ‘in your pants.’
Holy shit, this whole douchebag gig rally IS easy!
# posted by : 11:01 PM
: 11:01 PM
Wow, Howard K. Stern posted bail faster than two shakes on a lamb's tail. Even though he's looking off to the side as if he's pre-occupied, do not be fooled. Young Miss Blond Weave will soon be the next Anna Nicole.
# posted by : 11:45 PM
: 11:45 PM
shes still cute. she pulls off fringe bangs very well and it gives her face an innocent pixie look....which we all know is a lie. and i like girls who lie. scratch that.
im starting to think i look at the site for the girls and not the douche bags with horrible taste in fashion. =[
im starting to think i look at the site for the girls and not the douche bags with horrible taste in fashion. =[
Sabine:
Fair point; the Late Great Baron Von Goolo, when asked why he doesn't post more often, replied "what would you have me do, bellow "FAGGOT" at every picture?". And he's right; that's too easy; the lazy way.
On the other hand, the dude in this picture smokes major pole. I mean, seriously. He could fellate a Yule Log.
Nothin' wrong with that. I'm not here to judge. Wait...
Fair point; the Late Great Baron Von Goolo, when asked why he doesn't post more often, replied "what would you have me do, bellow "FAGGOT" at every picture?". And he's right; that's too easy; the lazy way.
On the other hand, the dude in this picture smokes major pole. I mean, seriously. He could fellate a Yule Log.
Nothin' wrong with that. I'm not here to judge. Wait...
You know, in today's society, the Castro District would probably serve well as the area with the "Most Desire Men by Hetero Women".
God help us all.
God help us all.
He looks like a homo so who cares? That was a "let's take a picture with a hot chick because i am gay and it will be funny" photo.....just my opinion.
# posted by : 1:55 PM
: 1:55 PM
What is up with this guys belt? looks like it 3 sizes too long for his waist.
i give him the big gay douchebag award
-steve
i give him the big gay douchebag award
-steve
# posted by : 1:07 AM
: 1:07 AM
please make this the DB of the week. i have simply never seen anything like him. ever.
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