This douchebag copyrighted his shoulder...
 

<<< INSERT FROWNIE-FACE EMOTICON HERE >>>
 

I hawkasionally rawk the hawk, but only on specially hawkasions. Like Hawktober, or when I'm in the Hawkcident.
 

this was taken on the 8th night of Hawknnukah
 

There's a special section reserved in Hell if either of these dimwits are banging Mercedes Ruehl's daughter.

The only consolation here may be that right Hawk gets his ass torn up in the mosh pit later that night and left Hawk gets his ass torn up in prison awaiting his DUI arraignment tomorrow morning.
 

1 on the left is as troubled and surprised as I am
 

in england its guy hawkes day
 

I don't see anything wrong with the guy in the middle.
 

If… no, when these two douchebags 69 each other, it must look like a writhing double-ended battleaxe.




I just made myself sick.
 

Looks like somebody didnt get enough attention as a child, and when I say attention, I mean beatings.
 

the wierd lights reflecting off the nutsack landing pad on righthawk is tripping me out. must be trying to signal in an oncoming arrival.

~ Douchapotamus
 

I hope they don't fight over her. Cockfighting is illegal.

Except in Biloxi.
 

And as an added bonus besides picking up dust, the Swiffer can be used to pick up skanks as well.
 

Now your a man! A Man Man Man!
Now your a man! A Man Man Man!

(Yes I'm talking to you, in the middle)
 

@ Crucial:

Actually, 69'ing each other is how they got that hair, which is a negative image of the other guy's ass crack.


*urk* just made meself wet burp...
 

Euripidouche 9:48 wins bad pun of the month; as Mr. Burns would say were he still alive, "eeeexcellent".
 

The skull tattoo is just wrong. It sort of hangs there like a pendant. Now excuse me but as I understand it pendants are a polite way for a lady to say "yes you may stare discretely at my cleavage". So I keep staring at this guys chest, then realising what I am doing and feeling tainted. He is even wearing a v-neck for fucks sake! NO Mr Hawke, I don't want to stare at your AA-cups. Please stop confusing me.
 

She looks like a hawkey player.
I bet she has big ham hawk thighs.
I wouldn't pay much to get her nose out of hawk.
Hawk Chicks with Douchebags.
Ethan Hawk was in Training Day: "Didn't know you liked to get welt".

Hawk
 

Wow, this is more hawk-tastic than Ethan Hawke watching Black Hawk Down with the sound off while rocking out to Hawkwind ...er, and doing some other hawk-related stuff.
 

suck my hawk?
 

it's a fukking sleestak convention!
 

Lets hope at least one of them is named Steven...Steven Hawking...get it...bahahhaa, sorry humor is my only defense at this point
 

I just hawked up a loogie.
 

Once upon a time, people had mohawks between 1977 and 1987. Those people looked like crazy scary freaks and they were doing it to exclude themselves from the mainstream in a big way. They were giving the finger to disco assholes and their coke-snorting bullshit club lifestyle. They were giving the finger to mamby-pamby arena rock and those responsible for its creation. They were giving the finger to the recession, to an government ever encroaching upon the rights of the people, to religion, to white-collar excess, to the sprouting bids of what we know as Douche culture today.


Flash forward to 2009.

People have mohawks now. Why?
"Because it drives the ladies craazzee, Broheims!"
In 1984, guys with mohawks did this (skip to 5:40 if you must) to chicks like the one in the middle of this photo. In 2009 guys with mohawks cuddle up to them and buy them appletinis.

See my hair? I grew it out to give the finger to fake douchewank punk-rock co-opting bullshit culture. Fuck you, fuck you, FUCK YOU.

That is all.
 

When these guys 69 each other, they can also tickle each others' taints.



Excuse me for a moment.....

















BLEARRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHLBLBLBBLBLBLUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHH.....
 

"A government"

"buds" not bids.

Sorry. When I get pissed my eye twitches and I can't see the keys.
 

Maybe you guys already knew this but the guy on the left dated one of the girls from the most recent season of Bad Girls Club. She wouldn't bang him b/c she actually liked him (I don't get the logic either) and then ended up banging a random dude in Mexico and making him look like (an even bigger) ass.
 

Am I going mad, or is the one on the left a redhead?

The Hunt For Red Hawktober?
 

Thanks to Zen Wizard in the FTAL post for throwing this name out--don't sweat it, Zen, you're not THAT old, I'm 34 and I know exactly who you mean.

So you know where I'm going with this...

This is a photo of Screamin' Gay Hawkins.
 

Examples of the Mohawk Indian- costumed folks during one of the Tea Partiies on TAX DAY.
 

i smell a weekly.

and by weekly, i mean a lawnmower blade frisbeeing its way to the mohawks at 100 mph.

not saying i'd vote for this pic for sure, even if it makes the weekly. but this is truly an outstanding example of bad fashion getting you free hott. for which these scrotes must be neutered.
 

i love you DB1. commentary like this make my day.

xxx hot
 

Can we run over these Phony Hawks with tanks? I'm tired of their sick (h)air.
 

i lmfao when i read that comment. "well. this is hawkward." i was playing cards @ hawaiian gardens casino, and everyone looked at me like i was insane. just giving you props for a nice tagline
 

wow. i totally know the one on the right.


hah!
 

WOAH.. those boys make me as hot as a hawkano! MMmmMMMmmm
 

I'm a 35-year-old female. A long time ago...when most you weren't even born...

Mohawks were a show of awesome rebellion!

Well, they aren't anymore.