What's the female equivalent of a douche?
Just asking.
 

aah, stunning beauty and a sense of humour; a heady cocktail.

btw, does anyone know how vince's court case went?
 

hit it like this
hit it like this
hit it like this
 

I am quite impressed.
 

Those girls are hott and funny. I believe that they need a remix of those two videos, to the tune of "I jizz in Your Mouth."
 

It's pretty damn funny...
It's sad that most girls don't think like that...
 

that shit is just too good.
 

BOTH of those videos are funny as hell!

The hott on the right, when you first view this page, caused me to ACCKKK! Dammit, she did it again!

Gee LeDouche
 

It's The Lonely Island, not lonely planet.
 

I'm willing to bet that these chicks are just paid models/actresses for the website. They sell a fake ring that looks like an engagement ring so the hotts can slip it on at a club or bar to avoid douchebags. Solid marketing ploy, but the website fails to realize that engagement rings mean nothing to the douchebag, they are relentless.

Nothing short of bear mace will deter the douche.
 

its too bad dudes wrote and produced this.
 

Thanks waramp, fixed it. Stupid HoHos...

- management
 

its all fun and games til they meet a bag with a vomit fetish...just sayin.
 

@euripdouche

Funny you mention that, as I was just going to say how I'd make out with those chicks anyway, regardless of puke breath.
 

Mmmmm, puky breath.

I don't know who they were, but that was pretty funny. I'm sure the ladies will love it.
 

the brunette on the left can nibble on my chocolate cawk for days! damn she is hot!
 

It would be funny, but those hott would say the same thing about HCwDB posters as well.
 

i didn't know db1 made any posters...can i get one?
 

who hott? dem hott?

me not know...

white man speak wid fork'd tongue.

i don't understand, why would people who have a higher than usual body temperature want to puke in their mouths after reading these posts?
 

oh you meant 'those hotts'...

your grammar made me puke in my mouth.
 

This is actually a parody of the Puke in My Mouth parody that was, albeit an unfunny attempt, already done. So this is a parody of a parody of something that was never serious. That and the girls didn't even write this one, it was some guys. But I didn't find it that funny regardless. At least the original version was original and had The Blowfish at the beginning.
 

I'm such a negative nancy.


At least this version mentioned douchebags and had hot chicks.
 

Arch, I think I'm with you on this - it seemed to me that both pairs of hotties missed the point of "Jizz In My Pants." Where the ladies wanted to say douchebags all look like dorks, the guys were already saying "Yeah, we know." Hence the self-deprecating idea of premature ejaculation.

Of course, without the "Jizz In My Pants" video/tune, either version of "Puke In My Mouth" would have then been funny. It's somewhat akin to the two versions of "Big Douche in the Scottsdale Bars" featured here awhile ago - the first was funny, but the second was much less so because the creators.....redid the same thing. With the same song lyrics.
 

Exactly Wheeze. Exactly.
 

Blah blah blah....

HOTTIE BOOBIE SUCKLE THIGH!
 

Is that Morgan (from Chuck) in the Yoga class?
 

these chicks are mouth whores
 

@anon 7:32

At least the don't have whore teeth.

Eh, whatever, I'd do 'em both.

What I don't understand is the product. Why would you pay $50 for a fake engagement ring when you could...well, wear any ring you already own. Or just say, "I have a boyfriend." Or, "Fuck off." It's not like the ring, fake or otherwise, is douche kryptonite.
 

Funny.But on the real...hot chix in LA are basically useless.Whatever the female equivalent of a douchebag is...(douchette?)these hotts are exhibit A in why LA is only fun if you're visiting.
 

I might add that women wearing rings in clubs is actually a douche magnet.
If she's really married...there's a pretty good chance some douche is gonna get at least a parking lot blow-job at closing anyway.
 

Hilarious.
 

brilliant!

bravo you fucken' club tramps



uh, that means, "me likey"
 

i'm with Arch & Wheeze, in a different way.

it's okay for Lonely Island to look and act like crappy dancers / rappers because the idea behind their song is to play on the fact that they're total goofs, character-wise. but these hotts are incorporating Lonely Island's deliberately choppy moves while trying to put up an image of i'm-better-than-you. and that just doesn't work.

now if i get to have a threesome with them, then everything would work out, but that's a different topic that requires a lot of lying, which i won't elaborate on.
 

Those girls are way too hot.
 

Fuk both those wannabe hatin bitches. Hey -- Miley Cirus called she wants her cuteness back.
 

OK Honestly - u euro trash - when's the last time a guy took a steaming dump in your mouth. AKA STFU!!!!
 

French people suck... Dem biatches but them to shame...
 

Damn. Bling that zirconium! F Me... $20 makes u holla? I love eurotrash!!!
 

Damn. Bling that zirconium! F Me... $20 makes u holla? I love eurotrash!!!
 

So... U wanna slap the ugly one as much as i do?

That's right - u pick!!!
 

@Anon 1:05
FYI you shot yourself in the foot here. As soon as anyone read the 'word' hatin they switched off. Two sort of people use this word regularly - douchebags and bigger douchebags.
 

The only thing more attractive than a beautiful woman with a great sense of humor is a beautiful woman with a great sense of humor and a thunderous rack.
 

these loop in my head ad infinitum:

hi it's vince with the slapchop

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watch this, you're gonna love my nuts

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lets put the slapchop right there (x 4)

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watchthis (x4)


hehehe...mint.
 

It's funny but only ok. the main difference is that Lonely Island were really just making fun of themselves while these girls are making fun of others and thus, not technically a "response". so much as a parody.

A douchebag is a douchebag and deserves to be mocked sure, but normally make fun of others is just a sign of low self-esteem. Lonely Island obviously is cool enough with themselves to make the joke about themselves

my review was based on fitting the format put forth by calling it a response. The object of both is a body reaction as response to stimuli but the subject, being the case of it the reaction and thus the brunt of the humour. differs.

also, not to nitpick but if the guys's a douche, why's she fbook friends with him? I know that was done for the sake of fitting format and humor to some degree, but doesn't make sense technically and thus= cheap humor.

Army of DOuche-ness
 

Ah'd eat the peanuts outta their sheeit!
 

Very funny stuff
 

that is funny as hell and refreshing to see hot chicks that are funny and not bitched out.CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP !!!!!!!
 

Gotta say I'm with the consensus here. The girls are hot but if their best reply to self-deprecating men is to go and deprecate them as well, it doesn't say much for them as human beings.

But my theory is it's this kind of behavior that goes right along with dating douchebags in the first place.
 

CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP !!!!!!!
 

To quote Brian Posehn, "When someone says I just threw up in my mouth a little, I want to throw up in their mouth a little."