Pink Triangle....Awesome!!!!
 

In the Second Pic...
 

One thing I do know; that is not the artwork of either Fartcis Bacunt or Gassflame Smellnwein.
 

i would Salvadore her Dali.

i would Andy her Warhol.

i would Joseph her Kosuth.

i would Henri her Matisse.

i would Jeff her Koons.



i would.
 

Jacksoff Poocock?
 

DB1 In the interest of accuracy, our friendly douche is not flipping the bird in the second pic. I believe he is actually giving the "cool rocker" sign. Meaning, of course, that as an art critic, he endorses Modigliani.
 

Pink/Ass'o'
 

Is it douchey that when my drunk 30-something recently divorced kinda neighbor who never knew my name insisted (it sounds not plausible but it happened) on coming up to my place for a "nightcap" on saturday that I told her my name was Arthur Kade?

Army of Douche-ness
 

@Army of Douche-ness...nope. that's fantastic. so did you give her a nightcap? and by 'nightcap', i of course mean 'penis'.
 

Is this but a tiny detail in a long lost Hieronymus Bosch titled Douche Hades? It is in my head.

In both photos the wankstick is more interested in mugging for the camera than in working the hott that is obviously receptive to his slimy presence. Seriously, what kind of choad flavored twizzler ignores an offered pink triangle of loveliness to act like this is the first time he's been out in public wearing long pants? This would almost qualify for a gaybag diagnosis except that he's dressed way too poorly. I suggest hiring a muff of lesbians (what else would they collectively be called?) to stomp him into a greasy puddle of Dep and Axe with steel toed boots.
 

She's wearing a flamingo under that skirt. With its head buried in...
Oh wait, that's an ostrich.

Never mind.
 

the pink triangle is nice, but where are the titians? sure her pink triangle is nice solidarity with the anniversary of stonewall, and no doubt she would lewinsky the dutch masters...
it doesn't change the fact she settled for a duccio. a sisley duccio.
i need more evidence of her caravaggio than a glimpse of pink covering her poussin. no way he is slipping her the bonnard. tell me he is more into being manet
 

Nice panties...did someone say pink triangle? is she a lesbian? is he a lesbo-bag?

(is there such a thing?)
 

"Art Jokes. On a Monday no less" wtf does that even mean u fucking nerds. i excpect some faggoty remark by u losers who sudy the dictionary all day looking up sat words to say to sound witty fucking losers.
 

CADMAN's troll, we do NOT look up "sat words" on a MONDAY. Today's words, in your parlance, would be "mon words."
 

what's that on his shirt? a wildebeest wet fart?
 

An addendum to CADMAN's troll: why don't you "sudy" the Weekly contestants and vote for one of them, eh? Join in on the mockery!
 

@ pfah, I'm not going to answer beause I'm very paranoid that you're saying "no it's fantastic" and encouraging me is merely an attempt to get me to tell all so you can then go "thanks for the info, DOUCHE!!!" if you wer ea real bag-hunter this would be your strategy at least...always for the cause like the Les Assassins des Fauteuils Rollents (Infinite Jest)

I LOVE it when people with awful vocabularies seem to think those who don't must consult the dictionary in specific moments of need as opposed to just picking up neat words from preparing for LSAT, GMAT, reading almost ANYTHING, actually listening to other people who have decent vocabularies and something worthwhile to say. it's a concept Cadman, called "being a productive member of an advanced society." Jerk-off.

Army of DOuche-ness
 

@Army of DOuche-ness...you're not a douche. but, if you want to keep it private, i'll respect it. no worries.


yeah, this entire CADMAN thing has got 'fake' written all over it. i think it's one of the regulars just having a go. funny stuff, but a real person? nah.
 

Has anyone seen the talking colostomy bag that's usually always by my side?

You know, the one that leaves witless, unfunny, and miss-spelled words in comments threads all over the internet, like freeway litter.
 

Props on the show DB1! However, I do have a question...how do you feel about Axe advertizing during your show?
 

ok fine, yeah, P&V occurred.

Now the kicker is that the "night" ended at 6:30 am with me alone eating a bowl of Honey Smacks already feeling the hangover setting in and the rest of my day(due to sleeping then until 2 PM) being pretty well fucked all over X meaningles minutes (that's too embarassing to mention) and wishing i would have consulted redtube at 3am, eaten that bowl of cereal and pass out into a sugary opaite like dream like Noodles in Once Upon a Time in America.

yeah, Cadman may be a serious faek, but i know REAL people who've made the same argument (and even flipped on me and said i was a douche for using "big words" like "subjective" and "deductive" in a sentence, proving that sadly douchebag is becoming a meaninglessly over-used insult sans context apropos and that eventually we'll all be douchebags, er, people.
 

wow...my spelling and grammar was all kinds of bolloxed on that last post. my apologies community...

Army of Douche-ness
 

hadn't ever heard it called P&V before. that's great! nice work soldier!
 

All of you people are stupid because you're smarter than me. I make cheeze-its for breakfast and sit on my couch and laugh at your farts smelling faces for your funny internets jokes.

People who are smart are stupid idiots.
 

He will no longer be finger-banging Mary J Rottencrotch through her purty pink panties if he keeps the douchehawk going.
 

And with the turn of the phrase "...sudy the dictionary..." I too must call Troll on "CADMAN".

Crucial?
 

It ain't me babe,
No, no, no,
It ain't me babe.

I'm not as talented as, oh, say Mr. White at the trolling thing. But the CAD reference did have me questioning my own sexuality... er, I mean rationality.

Mr. White??

Wheezer talking to himself??
 

Ever since that troll from Boston played his act out, I’ve decide to abstain from acknowledging these leeches. It’s a pain to continuously scroll past their rubbish at first, but eventually, like all gas pains, they go away.

But if it is a trolling reg (bcs, I'm looking at you) - then, big ups yesself!
 

I'm not a big fan of abstract, but I never thought the appropriate place for a Kandinsky would be under an ass.

And I didn't mean "under someone's ass", I meant under an ass.

Those pink panties go with the tones of the sofa fairly well, but they distract from the overall composition. Removing them would be the best way to restore harmony in the piece. And by harmony I mean IOBs and IVLs and by piece I mean the pants of 'baghunters.
 

@Army 2:03

The illiterate. They never cease to amuse.

True story. I was dating this girl several years back. Sweet, hot, but dumber than the pink end of a pencil. She was totally into me. Even I had to admit that her fascination with me made no sense but she had a body that you could bounce a dime off of so I went with it. Priorities, you know.

Anyway, a couple of months into this she wants to start meeting my friends so we decide to set her bff up with my own, Mark. Fast forward and the four of us are at dinner and Mark and I are talking about I don't even remember what, but at some point I responded with the phrase "The implications are vexing."

That's all. "The implications are vexing."

We noticed that the other half of the table had gone silent and when we looked over, both ladies were giving us the greasy fish-eye. When I asked what was wrong, my date said "We can use made-up words, too, you know."

The good news is since the relationship was over at that point, I didn't have to apologize for Mark laughing in her face.

True story.
 

@ Baron.

buahahahahaha. and the sites' "hataz" say we come here just to circle jerk... ya know, i only know a few simultaneously brilliantly funny, but not too awkward guys out there...man, we should hang out.

Army of douche-ness
 

Wait. Vexing is a word?
 

I love the cock so u can go fuck off u losers. I sudy the dicktionary bitches
 

vexing is what happens when you get a brazillian from an east german who used to wrestle greco-roman
 

I think it's really "CADMANYPERSONALITIES."



No?



Where's bcs to hack into the posters' IP addresses?
 

I would Wassily her Kandinsky

more art jokes!!
 

Insert bad joke here.
 

would you Thomas her Kinkade?

Peter her Max?

and if you would... does that make you a bad person?
 

Cadman's just a FLYTEETH wannabe, a good swatter is all that's needed.

Or a SUN Microsystem flush.
 

Some folk just can't help bein' the poo that fills the OSTOMY bag.

Last time I looked, the box said OSTOMY bag, not colostomy bag. Therefore, CADMAN is a semi-literate half--functioning and probably constipated drafter whose joys are CAD-CAM and LinuxCAD and AutoCad.

May Bricklayers' Local 69 pack his nostrils with StomaHesive paste and build him a Brick Shit House where he can dally the days away generating many lines and no conclusions.
 

I like this profile Brunette and her pink panties. She tickles my Man Ray, if you take my meaning.
 

I like this profile Brunette and her pink panties. She tickles my Man Ray, if you take my meaning.
 

if we overlook the fact that the raven haired hott probably makes the same kissy face in 100+ photos, then she's pretty cute.

if we overlook the fact that...

um... nothing about this douchebag can be overlooked. he is pure poo.
 

No matter how vast or minute your vocabulary, no matter the conversational context, the line "the implications are vexing," or maybe just the "vexing" part, would rightfully deserve a bitchslap. I'm all for edumacated speak, but I just hate the word vexing. In my opinion, that word lost most of its utility when Shakespeare stopped writing.
 

haha, this guy is actually gay