Well spank my ass and call me Charlie!

I'd like to decorate those cakes. She looks like she might let me grease 'em up too. And the kid does look like a fuckin' alpaca.

Sex-ay. That's all I gotsta say.
 

Did I mention that is one sexy bitch.
 

I'm sure there is a strip club missing 2 girls right about now.

ASvB
 

Anthony, How The Heck Are You My Friend??

ASvB
 

Silver Dress gives me a special feeling in my Woody Allen.

ASvB
 

a smashed paris wonders how the heck she ended up in the alpaca petting farm...
 

The weak half-hearted peace sign is so lame even silver hott's ta-tas took notice.
 

spikey boy's near uni-brow would scare an entire herd of alpaca's into an uncontrolable stampede.
 

Have you ever seen a 1lb. rubber mallet fly 10 feet and shatter a guy's nose into hundreds of pieces? Neither have I, but I think that if I had to see it I'd like the face to be that guy's. The way he's looking at the camera begs violence.
 

This photo reminds me that some of my neighbors don't carry a plastic bag when they take their dogs for a walk and my sneakers are in the back yard waiting for me to clean the bottom of them.
 

For godsakes! What makes this blondie want to be in close proximity of this tractor-tire head DB?!? Do these guy have such magnetic personalities that the hotties are blinded to the douchiness spewing from every orifice on their bodies?

Hottie on the right needs a new dress. Those boobies look like they are about to burst. I like it!
 

That ones on the right is missing something....like my face between her breast! :)

That 'bag is scrote-tacular though. He scares me because his appearance is a sign of the impending Douche-pocalyse.
 

I've never seen a Lego toupee before.
 

Now these... are bleeths. Still hott though.

But what do I know. I'm still hanged over.
 

you can see it in blondies eyes, she just can't pull off that confident, sexy smirk.

she's simply out gunned.

honey skinned ball of sex on the right can smirk with supreme confidence...she knows her tits are fighting harder than the mujahideen against the seems of that tarty dress. my god she's fit.

A. La Plante, Michele and this chick on the right, off their heads on MDMA, in my room, talking shit about tangas and how warm it is in my room, they'll just HAVE to take their tops off...
 

There must be a a terrible moisture problem, cuz that strip of black mold does not look healthy
 

(whispers) I think they're real
 

Why do douchebags have a preternatural tendency to place the blonde to their right and the brunette to their left?

For if I were in brunette's proximity, I would totally Rocky Balboa her speedbags.
 

If I were in brunette's proximity, I'd John Muir her half domes.

-Don Quiscrote
 

Brunette. Mmmmm. Tittttts.

Fuck that guy's face is annoying.
 

Obviously taken at the cast party for the road company of Cheech and Chong's "Buggery on the HIGH Seas!" These girls are probably prime ass at a second tier Vegas strip club but meth is a powerful drug and that won't last long. The scrote with the neck ink and mascara? and of course the hair had really better be in a band. It won't make him less of a douche but at least then he'll be in a band instead of walking around parties like this and telling everyone that he's going to be a cage fighter any day now.
 

(L to R):

- Paris Hilton after a few cheeseburgers
- Ivan "Putz" Rodriguez after buying some of Brewers 3B Ryan Braun's (not Brains) douche wear
- Nicole Richie.....yes, after a few cheeseburgers and during a slow return to her natural hair color
 

I wondered what happened to my cast-iron mounted boot brush by the back door....
 

Aha, the Moozer reappears with predictable Bleethonicas.
 

Maybe I'm wrong but I think the blonde is tongue girl from the Lei Hotties pic... Not sure
 

if I was an alpaca I'd shove my snout in Oranginas silicone cleavage & then hoof her in the honeypot
 

I would peg the girls as bleeths, maybe a stage 3 or 4. That however is why God made ball gags.

The douche is why God made the electric chair.
 

ha... that douche looks like chris brown mixed with mac antony. Fail
 

My pencil dick will fit nicely between her milk sacks
 

I see changes along the left column of the page:

- Tighty Armani gets his well-earned place in the HoS
- There's a "Closet of Poo" (which is oddly following the HoH)
- Ass Pear LaPlante has her own set of photos linked after the "Closet of Poo"
 

shouldn't Fung & Artficial Douchetelligence be in the closet of poo?
 

Crimson Ted?
 

It's nice to see multiple members of the camelid family together in a threesome: alpaca Moozer, two-humped Bactrian camel Bactine, and that less-lumpy llama, Lenore. All out on a Dromedary date together at the tent...in a guanaco, er, guano of a poo-picture...
 

The hott on the left looks like an angel. The one on the right looks like a devil. They are giving Il Doucherino conflicting advice. Soon, their debate becomes heated, and can only be resolved by a sexy pillow fight with lots of giggling and squealing.
 

Firstly, Trey Anasdouchio is a sweet handle.

Secondly, they appear to be posing in the galley of Sämurai Scrºte’s urethra. And the view out the port-side windows suggest that they’ve reached the innermost portions of Plinky’s mom’s entropy-laden fallopian tubes.

Thirdly, I am drunk. Which, in laymen’s terms means: the world may continue its standard orbit about the Moon. Which, for those of you who aren’t up on your zoology; is the center of our universe… yes, the Milky Way.
 

Finally, a bud lite. It's been a while.

Home made margaritas at the little league team party tonight. Coach is drunk.
 

Camelids my foot: I see no camel-toe in this picture, although I DO see plenty of titty-crack.

However, I do see three horses' asses sniffing around the hedges of DB1's alpaca farm, which is strangely situated atop Moozer's head.
 

if we reserve a category in the Douchies for douchiest chin pube, this would be a strong contender.
 

Shit. Now I remember where I saw this guy. Look at: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Spidermanep19.jpg

That's right it's Morbius! Or rather what would come out of Arthur Kade after being ass-raped by Morbius. Not as cool as Morbius, not as douche as Kade: the limbo of the living douche.


Oh, shut the fuck up. Like you all don't have geek roots too.
 

Rye is a turrbul thang croosh
 

@Doucheminster Fuller -

Are you sure that's not Michael Jackson?
 

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if she woulda been on that air france jet that went down, everyone would have survived
 

Wow. I feel like this guy REALLY looks like Major League catcher and douche Iván "Pudge" Rodríguez:

http://i.cnn.net/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0710/out.of.uniform.male.athletes/images/pudge.jpg

http://www.ivan-rodriguez.com/img/player.png

LOOK AT HIM, DAMNIT.

THEY'RE IDENTICAL.
 

wow look at this fag boy! looks like he sucks a mean dick
 

Geez I think those are the world's first helium implants...no wonder they resemble zeppelins. Makes for world's first lighter-than-air bimbo.
 

i feel sorry for this scrote. where is his 5 person danceboi song team he was supposed to be the bad boy of? i mean being ricky martin's pot dealer is a nice gig, but how much can he buy? buy? buy?


the brunette looks like paula abdul before the pain pills became a problem, or at least she was mixing them with other drugs. and the blonde looks about 20lbs too heavy to wear white like that.

and speaking of white, i'm worried that he may be a bit dehydrated judging by the contents of the blonde's glass
 

Not one person in this picture is worth a dime. All I see is scum, that my tax dollars are supporting. Human waste.
 

if u give the girl on the right $300, u can tax that 4 an hour
 

I think Moozer actually looked at his own shirt skull and crossbones, and got the shock of his life, for I have rarely seen shocks of hair shorn in such a manner as corn-rows standing on end.

He's his own worst poison.

And shucks, The two corn-holes appear to agree with the assessment.
 

That bag's head looks like the second level of Tetris.
 

Sonic the Hedgehog spent his game royalties lavishly.
 

Those milfs need some new jewlry for mothers day im thinking a pearl necklace would be perfect
 

Ok this guy is actually a good looking guy, i actually see him around but these girls look like men lol
 

That guys name is jason, he is a punk i use to date him years back when i caught him cheating with his liitle ex wife. And whats up with him in this pic with these men? are they girls?
 

Ok what do we have here! The wannabe models next to mr tito ortiz or what
 

This is my homie jason dee, he will lay you out if you front him so all you haters up in here better run up or shut up cuz mexicans dont mess around
 

I seen this guy everywhere! He is on my myspace too, he is a hottie:)