Does his head come to a point? What exactly is holding that hat on?
 

Proof that God doesn't exist.
 

I've got that vomit taste in my mouth now. Thanks DB1.
 

Well that just ruined my day!
My week my fuckin life!!!! Thanks DB1!
 

ah, kids. you gotta love 'em and the stupid decisions they make.
 

I'm sorry, but am I the only guy here that thinks that the girl is far more douchey than the guy?

I wear my hat like that sometimes (ironically of course, just to piss off my friends who think i'm "posing" because I totally am), but the girl...ugh...no, she's way too far down the dark side. Nothing will save her now.

By nothing I mean DB-1's Crazy Skillz.
 

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....
 

This is what happens to your children when you let them watch BET and MTV

fuck DJ Bello
 

This website just ruined my day...AGAIN.

...And to think that my dog was having a bad day today (snip-snip, bye-bye nutsack).
 

well, the fact that she doesn't know how to speak English and that Bucky doesn't know how to speak at all is clearly a mutual bond they share
 

MY EYYYYYES!!!


GaaaaaaaaaAAAAAA!
 

@ Sammy at 9:10AM

Velcro.

I don't know whether to thank NASA or condemn them for helping bring this product to market.
 

I'm with Vince @9:37, this bleeth is too far gone. I get the sense there's a lot of gum cracking and a voice to make me cringe.
 

Bucky passed out at the wrong party, now has to wear an over-sized hat to hide the dildo crazy-glued to the top of his head, which incidently also earned him the fitting nickname "dickhead".
 

Ugh. Ugh. UGH. God Im so angry I could kick an infant into the deep end of a Connecticut swimming pool in Winter.

I haven't been this angry over a HCwDB pic in a while...Bucky does got crazy skillz.
 

I think he uses the same method to keep his hat on as that huge guy in "Oz" did.

DB1, you need a physics lesson. The fourth dimension would be time. Since it is a static picture we can't see it rotating around his pointy head. Also, assuming that we'll use the nose of the douche as zero degrees, hat rotation to the right (left as seen in picture) is positive 10 degrees. When a hat is worn backwards, that's 180 degrees. Other dimensions apply in the same way. Hopefully Mr. White will back me up on this one.

Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche
 

His hat is held on by a prehensile tail, although instead of being at the bottom end of his spine at L-5 it has inexplicably sprouted out of his neck at C-1 . It points straight up.

Kathy got an extra $20 at the bachelor party if she macked with Bucky but she refused to blow him if she had to suck off the midget twins , too.


Hazard Pay, it's not just for construction workers anymore.
 

I agree with the above that Kathy Hott has gone too far down the path of Bleethdom to ever be saved. The best we can hope for now is that the brand-new, virulent form of syphilis these two twatwaffles have created together can be contained and the casualties kept to a minimum.
 

@ Dr. HoneyDouche

Jokes that abide by the laws of physics aren't funny.
 

I just threw up on my desk. The joy of work-aversion this site provides is now gone...there is no god.
 

Never have I seen so much wasted on so little.
 

That proves nothing.. I kiss my mother that way..
 

Dr. Honeydouche,

I would contend that the vertical douche axis would define hat rotation angle, making positive rotation going to douche left.

I'll give DB1 the benefit of the doubt on the fourth dimension, I think he meant the 4 degree of freedom, indicating the hat has translated in all three directions as well as 1 rotation.

If you were inundated with as much semi-pornographic/eye-gougingly douchey pics all day, you wouldn't have your shit together either.

DB1, keep the nerd humor coming.
 

@Dr. HoneyDouche

Sorry, friend, can't back you up. One can consider time as a fourth dimension of sorts, but much more common in mathematics and physics today is to talk about a 4th spatial dimension (and some versions of string theory require many more than that). You take a line and add a perpendicular to it, and you have a 2-dimensional plane, like a piece of paper. You add pieces of paper perpendicular to that and you get a 3-dimensional box. Add another dimension that's perpendicular to THOSE...well, it's hard for us to visualize it because we live in a 3D world, much like it would be hard for a tiny, non-jumping bug crawling on the floor to understand the third dimension. But mathematically, adding a fourth dimension in space is quite easy.

I believe DB1 was implying that the hat tilt was so extreme and bizarre that it actually entered a difficult-for-humans-to-visualize fourth dimension, an axis perpendicular to the x, y, and z axes we are already familiar with.




And now, after all of that, I betcha all the ladies in the house want me. Oh yeah.
 

Glad to see the bud light in pic 3.
It's been a while.
 

he should really have that tumor removed instead of just putting a hat on it
 

Although on the nit-picking front, I don't think this honey is tanned--I think she is of an ethnicity that comes in that color, perhaps from the subcontinent. Her skin looks to healthy to be a Caucasian girl's tanned that deeply.

Reminds me a little of a girl from India I dated in college. Gorgeous cocoa skin and brown eyes. Batsh!t crazy, but lovely. The batshittedness was fine for a while, but it can wear thin for even the hottest of hotts.
 

gentlemen, we have been defeated
 

Awww, she's just waiting for a larger man-boy to come along and kill him to take his place. And kill him, someone will. Eventually she will then dump her muscle boy for a pale, skinny doctor with mad cash and all will be well.
 

I'm going to invent a device these Wiggas can strap on their heads that will blow a jet of air under their baseball caps thereby causing said hat to levitate up off of their head by a few inches while slowly spinning it.

I think I could sell the shit out of those things. It would be away to wear a hat without wearing one which is what these guys try to do all the time.

- Douchey Smurf
 

Glad to see his hat stayed on during the kiss. Question is where are his gloves??
 

My dangly bits are about to go on strike.

Query: is she bleeth, or is she so overwhelmingly HOTT that she blasts any bleeth infections to death?
 

Memorandum

To: DB1

From: DarkSock, Esq.

Re: "Well wonder no more" link

Dear Sir,

No. Fuck YOU.

Regards,

DarkSock, Esq.
 

OMFG!! I want to die!!! JGBIKHVKHBVHKBUKH!!I*&KJJMNHJMHMNHJ

( shit I just broke my keyboard)
 

Yes, she is indeed that hotttttttttttt. My retinas!
 

The white boy version of Fat Joe with the spiritual successor to Pocohantas, Olivia Munn and Kristin Kreuk???!!11!!?!

Where the fuck is Hellboy with his stone fist? Just unlock that thing and set the universe-eating monsters free already.

It was nice knowing you fellas...
 

Oh well, taste is not something you expect from bleeths.
 

Adding my two cents (and now I'm literally broke).....

Bucky's douchebaggery transcends time, thus the 4th dimension reference. And it has him as the frontrunner for the upchucking-----errrrr, upcoming Weekly.
 

I give them about 1 month before he realizes that he'd rather have peni (yes, that's plural) in his mouth rather than her lovely tongue. They'll go their seperate ways...she'll go on to be hot somewhere else and he'll go on to be douchey and puff peters with his boyfriends.
 

Man I thought eblo was probably the worst thing I have seen on this site but this is much worse. This picture alone may prove that the age of reason is indeed over. Welcome to the end of days my friends.
 

I wish I could travel back in time and punch Buckys dad in the balls.
 

We wonder about paid to pose....maybe he paid to kiss. People pay for a lot more than that.

I choose to think he paid. Or they were playing truth or dare.
 

Somebody please kill me.
 

dang bucky got game and bud light its over bitches
 

@Anon 11:44

Yep, it's time to waken the other elder gods and wash away the age of man in a tide of blood and fire... trick's going to be getting Xenu to sober up.
 

Like her before, but it is now clear that she is Orange Baguette. Uncannily similar to that Brianna Guidette chick featured a while back.
 

Where are you Travis, now that we need you?

"Hey, I'm not square, you're the one that's square. Your full of shit, man. What are you talking about? You walk out with those fuckin' creeps and low-lifes and degenerates out on the streets and you sell your little pussy for peanuts? For some low-life pimp who stands in the hall? And I'm square? You're the one that's square, man. I don't go screwing fuck with bunch of killers and junkies like you do. You call that bein' hip? What world are you from?"
 

..or maybe there really is a god, but he is a douchebag.
 

There is that movie where the guy is setting the booby traps and he describes how when the bunch of badguys walk into the first trap it blows them one way into the next trap and then the other way into the trap after that and so on until they are utterly decimated.

That is what the management has done with this set of links, except with actual boobies, and seconding DarkSock's memo.

--VS
 

The guy has the best coke in town!
 

the inside of her butthole feels like soft velvet. plus this whore bag will give up the head for 3 rails of coke.
 

The fact that they're in a hotel room just adds to the kick in the sack.

- Oucheday Agbay
 

Bucky got crazy skillz and mad game, and it shows, because

a) He has great chemistry with the hotts

b) He has a huge cock and swingin' balls

c) His deep basso profundo voice lulls them into sexual slavery

d) His tilted white hat hides the hole in his Big Head while indicating the hole in his Little Head rules.
 

That kiss in pic number three is an optical illusion, folks.
 

I have to believe that just like shit going down a toilet, the direction of the hat spin depends on which side of the equator the douchebag is on.
 

BudLight bookcases really make tanning salon attendant chickies hottttttt!
 

His girlfriend looks like a hot oompaloompa. His kind: First against the wall when the revolution comes.
 

well actually i'm not all that hot over Kathy Hott.

i just think that i need to shove a connecting bar down his throat while Medusa does some other horrible or sexy thing to Kathy. whichever floats her boat, really.
 

I'd like to first thank Mr. White for relieving me of the 4th dimension explanation. (I was shooting for a tesseract of doucheyness)
Secondly, this pic does not yet prove she's "with" him.... I mean the first pic, everyone's like "OK, she's PtP." Now the second, you use a pic taken in a HOTEL ROOM. Could it be that she's an escort? *gasp!*
 

Somewhere a baby panda jumps off a bridge because, what's the fucking point?
 

This execrable coupling makes me want to punch a baby manatee in the face in front of small children. This power-taint superchoad’s nauseating presence has somehow managed to defile all of humanity in 3 simple photographs. The tats, hats, douchebracelets, Goose, tilts, Full Metal Jacket stare, gloves, plastic pants, and wife-beater have united to form a monstrous tidal wave of douche that makes me want to bleach my mind. Also, Girl From Ipanema hott should be in a shampoo commercial somewhere.
 

Dagon in Hell, those two are the perfect douche match. Which means they must die a non-orange death.
 

her parents must be so proud of her decision making
 

i feel sorry for bucky. he was given his first piece of ass as a graduation gift, and everyone involved but him, knows he can't handle it.
 

@End the Haberdouchery and @ Mr. White

Touche'. I will agree with the both of you about the said possible fourth dimension/degree of freedom. However, I'm not buying the string theory idea too much. Is there a Theory of DoucheStrings at work here? I think the fucknut in the picture would need an infinite number of dimensions to get his shit straight. Is the Theory of Douchestrings related to the Ass Pear Correlation Effect? Besides, my cats have proven Brian Greene is a douche and String Theory is not only wrong but untestable.

Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche

BTW Massengill Physics humor can be VERY funny!
 

vomit
 

what a shame
 

We can see the primortial douche start to evolve in this series. He went from mesh shorts and bicycle gloves to a true religion t shirt in less than a week. He may just yet become an actual douche instead of just the missing link douche. Imagine this poor girl's parents when she brings a wanna be Fat Joe Douche home for dinner ... and Bud Light. She had to be molested as a child.
 

Oh we all love her at work! my boy gets some happy time when they go out for lunch! She be talking how home slice gotz the baby turtle penis, but openz tha wallets for some of that puss; while my boy getz that she for a dinner and a butt slap! sha zam!
 

this little trick is the biggest whore! I hate her and she made my balls itch