Love his black nail polish, too.
 

Well, I hate to say this, but if I was stranded on an island with these two; I'd probably bang E-Blo before I'd touch this bleethed out skank.



I'd have to drink everything on the 'top shelf' behind them... but it just may have to be done.








We could even sing Jimmy Eat World songs together afterwards.
 

Good job cock face! Nice tranny under your arm. Wait, are they both trannies?

-TS

http://www.twitslam.com
 

EBLO: HOS FTW.
 

wow he looks gayer than phah
 

Wow. Just Wow! Robert Smith called and said he needs his... ahh what the fuck who cares anymore. HOS if anybody ever deserved it.
 

Damn. Thorny tribal armband, too. Put him out of his misery, please, someone.
 

Wow, it's a douche-battle to the death. Krackenbag and E-Blo are in a douche-death match!

Douche-off! Douche-off!

Well, at least we know he has use of his facial muscles. He almost has an expression in that one. However, to make up for the absence of the stare-of-douche he has given us a mandana with a product enabled fauxhawk - the triple-lindy of the doucheworld!

Keep it up E-Blo, keep it up! What's coming next? I just can't wait!
 

E-blo obviously abducted this bleeth, as evidence by the ligature marks on her meth damaged torso.
 

Oh no, E-Blo has gone gansta on us now!

That skank would look appetizing to me after a few trips to that liquor shelf.
 

HOS.
 

This pic was taken earlier than the previous month's collection. This photo was taken shortly after his labotomy. The mandana covers the fresh insicions.
 

What did the Good Charlotte Fan Club just roll into town?
 

First, bitches!
 

Oops.
 

@crucial

Hey, don't write yourself off yet
It's only in your Crucial Head you feel left out (feel left out) or looked down on.
Just do E-Blo, try every hole you can.
And don't you worry what they tell themselves, 'bout bein' gay.

It just takes some time, Crucial Head you're in the middle of the ride.
Everything (everything) will be just fine, everything (everything) will be E-Blo (E-Blo).

Hey, you know she's filled with bugs.
You know you're doing better with E-Blo, so don't buy in.
Go drink a lot.
And then just plow his ass.
It doesn't matter if it's good enough for someone else.

It just takes some time, Crucial Head you're in the middle of the ride.
Everything (everything) will be just fine, everything (everything) will be E-Blo (E-Blo).

Hey, don't write yourself off yet.
It's only in your Crucial Head you feel left out (feel left out) or looked down on.
Just do E-Blo, do every hole you can.
And don't you worry what the bitter Bleeths are gonna say.

It just takes some time, Crucial Head you're in the middle of the ride.
Everything (everything) will be just fine, everything (everything) will be E-Blo (E-Blo).
 

Her torso tatt says:

a) "Do not fill above this line"

b) "One ring to rule them all . . ."

c) "To Wong Foo"
 

are you fucking kidding me?
 

Dual mandannas?
 

@Mr. White,

And to think that all this time I had dismissed Jimmy Eat World as a lame EMO band.

I guess I should have listened a little closer to the lyrics.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go visit dressox.com before killing myself via autoerotic asphyxiation.
 

She bears a striking resemblance to Janice, the guitar player from Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem.
 

DB1 do you just have like a whole hard drive filled with E-BLO pics? this guy just never ends
 

It's only gay if you cuddle after...
 

Yeah, suck those cheeks in, you fucking fop. He looks like a guy who wants to be a girl but is trying to cover it up and doing a horrible job.

it's like he's thinking: "I dont want anyone to know about my desire to be a woman so im gonna throw a tie around my neck. yeah - cuz guys wear ties. and a bandana will make me look tough. no one will know!"

sorry dude, the black nail-polish and guyliner with sucked in cheeks say it all
 

@anon9:10...hang on there dickhead. NO ONE looks gayer than me. no one.


well, save Perez Hilton of course.
 

It's like a parody, of a parody of a copy... I mean parody.

- Douchey Smurf
 

Ee gad the bastard even has his fingernails painted like a girl!!! The scrotocity of this Douchebag knows no limits!
 

Ok, I'm with Medusa on this one. This is the type of guy who walks into our shop and requests a 'tribal arm band' like it's still cool.

Um...that shit was never cool...sorry...there is lazer removal though, but I'm not sure if it will help his mandana/anal bead fetish.

Dude, when the fuck are people going to realize that the mandana just makes you look dumb as hell...unless you're riding a harley using it in a utilitarian way such as keeping the sweat out of your eyes. It is not gangsta...repeat after me...

"wearing a mandana is not gangsta and makes me look like a dumb ass"

...don't get me started on the whole guyliner/tie thing...

As for the bleeth...she will continue to remain a filthy materialistic ginch (and not in the 'I want to shtupp her innards while munching on a two girls one cup brownie) and eventually turn into a giant pile of silicon poo.
 

Is that a facial expression I see from E-Blo!? I think it might be....
 

I think the chick has the words "E-Blo" tattooed on her ribs, in Farsi.
 

i am not convinced this is e-blo... this impostor has smaller biceps and has clearly made a facial expression...
 

@ Mr. White

Thanks...now that song is stuck in my head
 

This is E-blo shamelessly staging his acceptance of the Scrote of the Century award. Notice the flag of the bag at the left? Those are interlocking deltas, the Greek letter for D. Notice too that where they intersect they form more deltas. Douche ad infinitum. Designed by the 'bag himself. Oh, how clever, E-blo. You've won my vote.
 

Its a mannnnn baybayyyy!! YEahhh!!
 

Being a tolerant person and not as prone to mockery, I find I can stomach quite a lot on this site, that is, until I encounter male eyeliner UNDER the eyes,and black nail polish on his twiddling digits.

My yard and landscape guys dress with sweat mandanas. I can only assume it takes a lot of energy to be a douchebag of this order.
 

If this ball sack wasnt so entertaining I would volunteer to take him out back and whack his face with a rusted shovel.





Damn it's good to be back.
 

I need a shovel. I'm either going to bash these two in the face with it, or dig my own grave for the alcohol poisoning I will get from drinking whatever is lurking on that shelf to try to get this image out of my head. Mardi Gras beads as a fucking hand accessory? What? In what universe does that even make sense? I bet he's got a matching pedi to go with his black mani too.

I have an idea. I will set up a booth somewhere in Scrote Town, USA, and offer to do boys' manliner. And all who step into that booth will get their fucking eyes poked out. It's called tough love.

Wow, she's a vision of meth if I've ever seen one. We have a big ice problem here (that's what we call it, don't know what the mainland slang is.) Today I was listening to the radio and a PSA came on about the subject. The speaker was a 17 year old girl who had been whoring herself out since 13 in order to keep up her drug habit. This is that girl in about 8 years. To quote one of the more popular bumper stickers here "I cry for Kona."
 

Bleeth...

A rosary?

Really?

A nice big shot of penicillin will do you MUCH more good.
 

not E-Blo...but a look alike

Army of Douche-ness
 

Now that would've even turned my devoted-Krackenbag voting around!!

Now I start to see that he DID deserve that monthly (and possibly more to come)
 

My God!!! If that's E-Blo, he needs to just stick a gun in his mouth now. This guy has been to hell and back.
 

Are we sure this is E-blo? It kind of looks like he's making some kind of expression. Or that week old sushi is coming back to haunt him.

Either way, I bet he felt that one in the morning.

Her tattoo says, "You must be this tall to ride this ride."
 

Yes, this is E-Blo - check out the tribal/barbed wire tatts:

Today

06-15-2009



If that weren't him, I guess we'd have changed him name to "E-Bro."
 

.....changed his* name.....
 

Magnificent as this is, it does seem to signify the tiny ripple of an internal struggle to identify "who IS E-blo?" Or it could be Halloween. Either way I still voted for Krakenbag.
 

Wheezer is correct. I have gone back and looked at his past pictures. The tribal tat is exactly the same, the earrings look the same, the chin piercing is the same and above all else the souless stare of the douche is there.

E-blo even has a star tat on his pec. Are you kidding me. Was there even any question that this guy was the HCwDBM?

The real question is, did anyone know that E-Blo was the back up drummer for Depeche Mode?
 

Holy shit. I just realized that he's wearing dog tags with this ensemble.

HOS!!! Instantly.
 

E-Blo's teen years...
 

this is ridonkulous
 

AAAAAHHHHHAAAA!!!!!!

He...no, I can't do it . . .

AAAAAHHHHHAAAA!!!!!!
 

Is that a White Supremacy flag or something? What the hell is that?

One can surmise, based on his beads that appear on skank's right shoulder, that E-Blo's also got beads wrapped around his cock-a-doodle and a wadded mandana up the wazoo.

Did they turn E-Blo's dad's utility shop into their afterparty hangout? WTF with the paneling?

E-Blo's transmogrification is too much. HoS.
 

This HAS to be a set-up. I call fake. Hell. Let me count the douchi artifacts
1) Tie over a LOUD tanktop
2) Black nail polish
3) mandanda
4) Hand gesture
5) empty stae
6) make up. efin make up\
7) nail polish
8) Greased up 60 minutes work worth of hair
9) something on his arm that is probably stolen form his grandmother
10) an elbow band
11) a bleeth
12) earings, tattoos

(13) TURC (the ubiquotus red cup) behind him)

What are the odds that someone will carry all of these genetic mutations???

Israeli DB
 

Obviously the Grieco virus is mutating... The EBLO strain?
 

After perusing this daiperbag's body of work I feel compelled to speak.

I really think he's a fake. All of it. He knows where Elvis is living. He's just trying to distract us.
 

E-Whoa...

--VS
 

Is that his mom?
 

@anon 5:40p

E-No: E-Ho.

--VS
 

Diversify your portfolio, kid!
 

if that's a biker vest he's wearing, i'm going to have to introduce E-Blo to Matt, the resident bad-tempered Harley-riding welder in our ironworker apprenticeship class.
 

*tries to come up with something*

Oh wait, my lunch.
 

its too bad this aint like Angie's list, where you can't send in recommendations for your own business. I'm with Isreali DB on this one. Surely, NOBODY would deliberately douche it up just to get on the site? Nah, couldn't be. Hell, I could douche it up over the fourth and pose with my step-daughter's hot friends, just to see the comment thread, might be fun, might have to happen
Ol'Bag
 

In the name of mankind someone please shoot this fag, who the fuck does he think he is? Who the fuck does he idolize? I ask because I think he also should be shot for leading this mere sad excuse for a human astray
 

I'll be so glad when the guyliner fad is over.
 

its kind of weird and creepy but im not gonna lie its kinda hot.
 

For all of you who think this is fake...WRONG. I personally know this Douchosaurs Flex (hopefully on the brink of extinction) and pulled this from his Facebook to submit it.

If you dont believe this then go to Akron's Rec Center and you will see him there wearing an Ed Hardy Tee while lifting chest and arms(does the same workout daily).
 

this is his best friend and you know who it is..i bet you wont go up to him in person and say shit to him and if you did go up to him you prob would suck his dick. Whoever this is above me is extremely jealous. You obviously study his every move cause you wanna be him.
 

OMG!!! i meet him at this pornstar party a few years ago at some frat house. All the kids at that frat were really creepy but he was the only hott one :)
 

Complete twats...the both of em...enough said...nauseating!
 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mdw20eKA0E
I just thought I'd share that.
 

LOL its awesome to see someone else putting up pics of EBLO, after I originally put the 1st 4 or so up.

This is so Epic!!!!