Easter Island called; they want his fucking head back.
 

Ruuta wants us to know his size. thanks Ruuta, but we all suspected as much.
 

I can see she found his superfluous third nipple and is tweaking it relentlessly.
 

One slap at a time.
 

Receptionista has the same look on her face as you'd expect if she was posing in front of the "Famous World's Largest Ear of Corn" that her asshole husband drove two hours out of his way to see on some shithole Kansas 1925 "road" populated by the kind of rural 'tards that dream of becoming Waffle House waitresses in Wichita.

"Oh God, it's touching me. Hurry."
 

What is... that... .... thing ... on his lower lip?

And, would jumper cables be able to latch onto it? 'cause I'd like to find out.
 

To the untrained eye E-Blo has no expression; a true 'bag hunter/tress knows that's his "I've got the Weekly sewn the f*ck up" face of elation.

Kinda like his "o" face.
 

E-BLO has yet to be seen with a legit hott...
 

E-BLO has yet to be pictured with a legit hott...
 

I wonder what dumpster he found that broad passed out next to.

And it looks like someone is trying to scissor attack her left titty.
 

My man looks a little chunky in this picture. Time to totally start the new 'roid stack while upping cardio and reps. F*** yeah. Gotta get ripped.
 

So the enigmatic expression is just a defense mechanism which shelters him from deep Oedipal conflicts caused by desire for his Hot Mom--who for some inexplicable reason accompanies him to bars.

The whole dynamic is becoming clearer now...
 

I never thought Ed Grimelys hair style would ever be cool
 

I'm pissed because I jerk off twice daily to BBWs with strap-ons.
 

i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him
 

son, you got a muskrat on your head.
 

That fucking look on his face disgusts me as much as everything else about him.

More than violence and pain, I'd like to see him dropped into the mountain wilderness with a Gerber multi-tool and that stupid look on his face.

Survivordouche? Douche vs. Wild? ...something like that.

We don't even have to kill him, just let nature break him, and pick up the pieces. Who knows, maybe a man worth his existence is buried somewhere beneath that scrote veneer.
 

Is that his Mom?
 

This will probably be the biggest rout in HCwDB Weekly history.
 

1mm more excited? What's this metric bullshit?

Be proud to be an American. Say it loud, say it proud. It is 0.03937", dammit :)
 

Everything I just wrote about Marty Oldbag, and how I respect that at his age he's still out there, that goes double for Blondie with the pinkish colored streaks in her hair.

At my age, I would consider her some fine wild shit.
 

WOW! A little less orange than usual i see.
 

"Blonde" hott is letting us know how long (W)E-BLO is when he's erect.

I hope she didn't actually want to see it, and instead was the victim of his sexual harassment and is here in the pic as a 'bag tag.



I can dream.
 

Quit picking at the bleeth. Most of you guys have babes who don't look half as fine as this piece.

E is clearly trying for monthly and he hasn't even won the week yet. I fear that we are two or three pics away from a HoS member.
 

Armani Exchange... hahahahahahaha. That shit writes itself.

And what happened to the Orange Julius look? This must be an older pic pulled from the archives before E-BLO discovered triple stacks and spray tans.
 

The frozen facial muscles E-BLO has been experiencing lately are nothing that a 4 wood couldn't fix. Or a Louisville Slugger.

Can someone please explain why so many of these douchebags seem to be caught in the middle of playing rock, scissors, paper? And why do they always go scissors? These are great metaphysical mysteries.
 

First of all gotta give credit to Dark Sock for nearly destroying my monitor with the spray of Cherry Pepsi I was drinking.

(I managed to keep it in and destroy my nasal cavities instead.)

Gotta give credit to E-BLO for having a pic with a human skin tone.

Gotta give credit to the MILF cause I'm hoping it's my bath time.

Then I gotta give E-BLO a Tesla coil with no insulation in hopes it will finally give him an expression.
 

she is one of the least-bleethed women i've seen on this site - why the hate guys? don't you like women?
 

give a bag a millimeter, he'll take a mile
 

if someone can amplify the douchiness of Armani Exchange apparel to this level, he obviously needs to have a deathmatch with Tighty Armani.
 

E-BLO appears to have an electric blue shirt that allows us to see the white straps and corset he wears right underneath said shirt.

Or he's wearing the weirdest ooveralls or apron I've ever seen.

Steroid's Abnormal Law: The bigger the pecs, the smaller the pecker, or at least the package under the pecker(which MILFY White Hair here is indicating wiht her thumb and forefinger.)

Now, I must go clean up a nasty puke my cat just made.
 

Well, his tits aren't as apparent, but she looks a bit...weathered.