Wednesday, June 10, 2009
E-Blo Thanks You
E-Blo wanted to drop by thank you for voting himself and Britney the HCwDB of the Week.
To celebrate, E-Blo's found a bartender with some tasty Cleavite showing, and is busting the rarest of rare: The Double Mark of the 'Bag on his forehead.
Fo' shizz, E-blo. Fo' shizz.
Nice hair tumor.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 12:14 PM 
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Lookit how her chin is a different color - it's actually a howdy-doody fake mouth. She's a ventriloquist's dummy, and E-blo's other hand is all the way up her ass. she has shortpeople legs coming out right below her tits.
http://www.museum.tv/archives/etv/H/htmlH/howdydoodys/howdydoodysIMAGE/howdydoodys.jpg
http://www.museum.tv/archives/etv/H/htmlH/howdydoodys/howdydoodysIMAGE/howdydoodys.jpg
# posted by 
: 12:29 PM
: 12:29 PM
The whole picture is like a giant optical illusion.
The invisible cocktail.
The leg that appears through the dress.
The blurry off-centered spiky hair.
The parallel white lines on the jeans.
I think if I stare at it long enough I see a sail boat.
The invisible cocktail.
The leg that appears through the dress.
The blurry off-centered spiky hair.
The parallel white lines on the jeans.
I think if I stare at it long enough I see a sail boat.
Maybe i'm jumping the gun here, but for Peaches-like consistency & just for the fact this disaster is sporting the Double Mark of the 'Bag, I nominate thee for The Hall of Scrote. What say you?
# posted by : 12:42 PM
: 12:42 PM
pfah:
"fighting rooster with tits."
I got nuthin'. Back to drinking in the men's room stall during my break.
"fighting rooster with tits."
I got nuthin'. Back to drinking in the men's room stall during my break.
# posted by : 12:43 PM
: 12:43 PM
Four-fingered E-Blo has the aura of sleaze
And his bleeth has elbows instead of knees
Though they’ve not been informed
They’re both slightly deformed
They’ll keep looking for the cure to their scabies.
And his bleeth has elbows instead of knees
Though they’ve not been informed
They’re both slightly deformed
They’ll keep looking for the cure to their scabies.
The conversation before leaving the house:
Dog tags, CHECK!
Shirt unbuttoned, CHECK!
Hair on arm shaved, CHECK!
Gay, white belt, CHECK!
Goofy jeans with "Wolverine" hand print, CHECK!
Sport'n the SuperCuts hairdo, CHECK!
Stud, studs in the ears, CHECK!
Skany girlfriend, CHECK!
and last but not least......
Hemroid the size of a fist hang'n out your ass, CHECK!
Let's Go Clubbing!!
Dog tags, CHECK!
Shirt unbuttoned, CHECK!
Hair on arm shaved, CHECK!
Gay, white belt, CHECK!
Goofy jeans with "Wolverine" hand print, CHECK!
Sport'n the SuperCuts hairdo, CHECK!
Stud, studs in the ears, CHECK!
Skany girlfriend, CHECK!
and last but not least......
Hemroid the size of a fist hang'n out your ass, CHECK!
Let's Go Clubbing!!
Yo D‘Sock,
You best be keeping a closer eye on your
drafting staff these days.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got a Viking Yogurt Rodeo to attend.
You best be keeping a closer eye on your
drafting staff these days.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got a Viking Yogurt Rodeo to attend.
@Adolf...don't ask him. none of us will like the answer. in fact, i feel all dirty just thinking about it.
@ASvB,
It's this really cool thing that Darksock explained in one of yesterday's threads, which involves three males, an inverted Sybian, and most likely an oitment of some sort.
And the best part is, it's totally not gay!!
It's this really cool thing that Darksock explained in one of yesterday's threads, which involves three males, an inverted Sybian, and most likely an oitment of some sort.
And the best part is, it's totally not gay!!
I don't think that is the double mark on his forehead.
It appears (once again, using my magic powers of CorelDraw) that it is an afterimage of Fung.
Yes, it appears that E-Bl-O has become First Prime of FungPophis.
(Sorry, bad Stargate shoutout.)
It appears (once again, using my magic powers of CorelDraw) that it is an afterimage of Fung.
Yes, it appears that E-Bl-O has become First Prime of FungPophis.
(Sorry, bad Stargate shoutout.)
# posted by : 1:33 PM
: 1:33 PM
I dont think I can take this guy showing up on this site anymore... makes me really want to cry when I see this.
E-Blo looks extremely animated in this photo. Obviously excited about his winning HCwDB of the week.
# posted by : 1:40 PM
: 1:40 PM
Why does the bitch have a third leg or some kind of dong hanging out of her stomach?
Is that what bulemia does?
Is that what bulemia does?
# posted by : 1:44 PM
: 1:44 PM
@ Crank
That's a chick in front of her, also wearing black. It is her arm. You can see the hair and part of the neckline at left.
I originally thought the blonde fighting rooster with tits was doing a can-can.
That's a chick in front of her, also wearing black. It is her arm. You can see the hair and part of the neckline at left.
I originally thought the blonde fighting rooster with tits was doing a can-can.
# posted by : 1:57 PM
: 1:57 PM
and I would have a cockfight with rooster-hott any day of the week. Except Saturday. SHOMER FUCKING SHABBOS!
@ Anonymous at 3:02PM
You too, tough guy. Can't even give yourself a name.
Hey, wipe off your chin.
You too, tough guy. Can't even give yourself a name.
Hey, wipe off your chin.
# posted by : 3:21 PM
: 3:21 PM
Isn't that an arm hanging out of her dress? It looks like she has an upside down Siamese twin.
And with that hair, she looks like a Lhasa Apso that was magically turned into a girl in a Disney movie.
And with that hair, she looks like a Lhasa Apso that was magically turned into a girl in a Disney movie.
# posted by : 3:22 PM
: 3:22 PM
checked out the paper this morning to find the douchescope reading that this dude will make me laugh again...hes on a dream run, hopefully he keeps it going
1. E-BL-O either has a scalp goiter, or there's a massive hairy third nipple across the girth of his skullplate and it's rather cold in the room.
2. Tons of Spine would be an awesome fucking band name.
3. @ Croosh: we should have been Systems Analysts instead of architects.
4. "Mexican Flan Piñata" would be an awesome fucking band name.
5. "Massive Hairy Third Nipple" would be an awesome fucking band name.
2. Tons of Spine would be an awesome fucking band name.
3. @ Croosh: we should have been Systems Analysts instead of architects.
4. "Mexican Flan Piñata" would be an awesome fucking band name.
5. "Massive Hairy Third Nipple" would be an awesome fucking band name.
Hey! Take it easy on the rooster!
How would like to go through life with just one leg?!
How would like to go through life with just one leg?!
# posted by : 8:22 PM
: 8:22 PM
I'd say her hair looks like my buddy the Papillon doggie's ears, ya know, stickin' out and such.
He's like a Lhasa Apso with an extreme haircut, missing the li'l ribbon that holds his head hair outta his eyes.
He's like a Lhasa Apso with an extreme haircut, missing the li'l ribbon that holds his head hair outta his eyes.
# posted by : 8:24 PM
: 8:24 PM
Is E-Blo in the running for douche of the year? A little too early to tell, but I think he's building a case.
# posted by : 8:49 PM
: 8:49 PM
OK, it's a fucking confusing picture until you see the guy standing in front of her in the black shirt. He is small compared to the mighty E-Blo! The chick however, isn't hott. Looks like she just got back from auditioning for the role of Chaka on Land of the Lost. Given her smile, I suspect what we're seeing is pretty close to E-Blo's cum face. She's just happy the curdled wads will hit that poor guy in the back instead of her face.
# posted by : 11:47 PM
: 11:47 PM
i know that complaining about why hair tumor doesn't kill more people is like complaining about why skin cancer doesn't kill more people. such ruminations are evil.
but damnit i'm not here to be goody two shoes. WHY DOESN'T HAIR TUMOR KILL PEOPLE?
but damnit i'm not here to be goody two shoes. WHY DOESN'T HAIR TUMOR KILL PEOPLE?
I'm thinking I gotta agree with sammy douchus jr. (the scrote-y man?) on the HoS nomination, though we may want to investigate and make sure E-blo is not some huge prank being played on those wackky souls at Madame Tussaud's.
# posted by : 12:03 AM
: 12:03 AM
You can see the base of the Suction Base Wall-Mounted Peter North Anal Dildo hanging out of his ass.
WTF. Is he wearing a Japanese hair knot? Are you serious E-Blo? This guy is on another level. I'll have to see if he wins the monthly, but I'm thinking we have the makings of a HOS inductee here.
As far as the bleeth is concerned, her dress has a split at the waist. So we are seeing a portion of her hip. With that information, E-Blo is obviously starving her to afford his white belt habit.
As far as the bleeth is concerned, her dress has a split at the waist. So we are seeing a portion of her hip. With that information, E-Blo is obviously starving her to afford his white belt habit.
# posted by : 6:44 AM
: 6:44 AM
I thought that was some freak leg at first, too. It's just a very chubby arm in front of the fighting rooster.
All the black worn in this pic really blended all the poo together quite nicely.
I will leave the classy arts reference to someone more schooled on the subject than I.
All the black worn in this pic really blended all the poo together quite nicely.
I will leave the classy arts reference to someone more schooled on the subject than I.
# posted by : 7:13 AM
: 7:13 AM
Has anyone considered that E-Bl-O is a Brit? The reason he doesn't smile is that he probably has Austin Powers-type teeth. Just popped into my head when I was thinking about Fighting Rooster's boobies.
The vacant stare? Thorazine.
The vacant stare? Thorazine.
# posted by : 4:05 PM
: 4:05 PM
No-one has spotted that the mighty E-Blo seems to have a table tennis bat in his back pocket.
I have a notion that he plays at the special school where he lays the smack on 12 year old retarded kids.
The game ends as he declares the table to be "MY HOUSE"
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I have a notion that he plays at the special school where he lays the smack on 12 year old retarded kids.
The game ends as he declares the table to be "MY HOUSE"
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