He's instant Hall of Douche material.
 

has he botoxd his entire face?
 

is she wearing an engagement ring? is she engaged to EBLO or someone else? imagine seeing your fiance on the internet with this scrote, and by imagine i mean putting a buckwheats hit out on this fucking scrote. buckwheats, Jim. buck-fucking-wheats
 

@ Cool hand 11:02

I don't think she's actually with E-blo. In fact, the wedding is already over and I've got photos. Ahhh, it was a lovely ceremony.
 

@ cool hand douche

By the size of it, I'd say it's E-Blo's cock ring.

- Allah Choad
 

Still no expression, even with a handful of sweaterpuppy. His (scrote)karate is no joke.
 

How skanky do you have to be to have a tramp stamp that creeps all the way around your side to make its trampy presence known on your stomach for those that don't have the opportunity to see it on display when you bend over?
 

@allah
your right, prob his cock ring

@medusa
lovely wedding ceremony indeed. still deserves a typical buckwheats hit, a gunshot up the ass. ah ba-bing. you dont die as much as contort. . . .
what she gets up her ass has yet to be determined, although i'd consider lending my services for a nominal fee. by nominal fee i mean the first chance i got.
 

@ Brian:

The answer to your question lies in yon photo.
 

Too cool to emote.

This is a shallow person that truly enjoys feeling deep about himself.
 

I shudder every time I see pics of this scrote on this site! Torture us no more Db1! Can you get this guy on the TV SHOW?
 

There is no joy in E-Blo's world for somewhere, someone is raping a unicorn.


Geez, I want to go scrub my junk with Clorox after just looking at a picture of this uber Bleeth.
 

@Medusa
I just love the look on the woman to the right in that bridal photo. You can almost hear her saying "Brace yourself. Remember it is her special day." That evil place, torn between pride in your granddaughter getting married and the churning shame as she exposes herself to the entire congregation and causes the vicar to keep losing his place. And gets him questioning the sacred nature of marriage. "OK, fine, I will marry men to men and women to women. Now will you please make her put her tits away?"
 

im agreeing with boatbutter here...put all his shit in hall of scrote asap so i have instant access to laugh
 

Fuck a hit, I'd kill them both myself and move to Vietnam.
 

Wow!
That must be some crazy Klingon-esque snatch infection to present on the surface like serpentine ringworm in Toxic Avenger colors and migrate up the abdomen.

Next thing you know, the symbiote will have enveloped her entire body, creating a supervillainess of veneral proportions.

PoisonPooter or HarleyQueef, probably.

-Or since Venom and Bane are already taken, perhaps Blight and her evil gang of Sour Snatch Kids.
 

I voted for Guido. I got quite emotional about it. Can't you tell?
 

Man, what kind of bleeth is that?
 

Are you kidding me? Did you guys raid his Facebook account?

!!!HOS INSTANTLY!!!
 

If you were somehow able to peer inside the mind of E-Blo, it would look excactly like my analog television signal after June 12.
 

Eblo belongs in the Hall.
 

If E-Blo goes in the HoS (and it's looking good, or bad), then there needs to be one link for all his pics, a la "Animated Gator".

Ummmmm, bcs? Or pfah? Can you whip that up for us?
 

What Wheezer said.

Take that, Gator, you Limey Bastard; we have our OWN stroke victim douche.
 

Why would anyone go through life wearing their "just sittin' here, takin' a shit" face on? Why?
 

Maybe he's just using new Novacaine Clearasil.
 

I hope his cell phone is on...Central Casting needs a young Boris Karloff.
 

Hall of Scrote, hands down, because all I want to do is scream "EMOTE! EMOTE! Emote you bastard!" While helping the process by accenting each word with a hit to his face with a metal chair.
 

This guy is a total fucking legend. I hope everyone can see this. He is a real contender for a BIG douchie in 2009.

That sneer is so punchable
 

@ Anon 12:09


"PoisonPooter or HarleyQueef, probably.

-Or since Venom and Bane are already taken, perhaps Blight and her evil gang of Sour Snatch Kids."

Monitor-soaked-with-coffee WIN.
 

his place in the douchies is assured surely....
 

E-Blo is a gynecologist in training. Why else would he feeling out her ov's while keeping a straight face?
 

I say Hall of Scrote hands down.
It's like a little piece of my soul dies every time his vacant stare reaches my eyes.
It burns.
Not like fire, but more like the clap, which this douche surely has.
 

He is the douche devil incarnate, both evil and unfeeling. That Bleeth is unappealing, probably even to the man with no wang and no emotions.
 

for once, i have no idea who E-Blo might have voted for.

maybe E-Blo is not capable of understanding what a "vote" is. every photo of him seems to add confirmation to this notion.
 

He's about to get Stage 5 Clamydia on his left paw.
 

I have a metaphysical question for the vets on this site. If E-Blo and Gator were to touch, would the universe cease to exist as we know it?
 

This chick's got at least 2 STD's.
 

i don't know about the hall of scrote, maybe if there were a hall of very douche.
its like the argument for cal ripkin, was he really that great or did he just have a long streak? is it enough that e-blo is prolific in douche pictures? i think he could douche it up better if he wasn't in the lineup every day.
 

Euripidouche

No, he's not a Xenu, Joey P or Gator, but really, what mortal can live up to that type of douche.

I definitely have to put him on the level of a Peaches, Fish Slap or Donkey.

His thousand yard glare is as consistent as Gator. He wears Armani Exchange as consistently as Joey P wears velour track suits. He has as many stage 3 & 4 bleeths as Xenu.

Don't let the orange vacuous glare fool you, this guy is the real bag and just as dangerous as those others.
 

WTF? Is he giving her a breast exam? Most choads seem to do the boob-grab with the whole hand. What is with the finger prod, E-blow?
 

What's really amazing is that he's doing the breast grab and still hass not changed his expression.

After this picture the props department moved him back into storage.
 

MAybe everyone who comments on this site and go here everyday should be considered the douche bag. Get a fucking life your prob a bunch of dorks
 

@ anonymous 12:23.
Quite whining, douche.
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@ pic

She's so bleethed out, she makes Parasite Hilton good.

And E-Blo - I'll bet he's as brain-dead as he looks. He makes my hoo-ha want to sew itself shut.
 

Hall Of Scrote entrant. No doubt at all.