@ DB1
Thats a good one E-Blo
like it better then the original
 

Either e-blow has neglected to shower after his workout or the stripper errrr... his lady is indicating his genital girth with her scrunched lips.
 

I saw E-Blo at the gym the other day....


Conversation went like this:

VD(mutters under breath waiting for leg press machine): Hey , howya doin'

E-Blo: Ungh

VD: R'you through here?

E-Blo: Ungh

VD: You gonna put those nickels away? There's like eight on each side and I only use two

E-Blo: Ungh

VD: Fuck it, I'll do it.....
 

He is wearing her top, and it fit's him better
 

Yeah, what's the deal with douches wearing chick's shirts now?? Mike Fazio must've started a trend.
 

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E-Blo confused. He thought he be the one to make douchelips.

E-Blo thought he and Trashina had agreement that E-Blow would make douchelips.

E-Blo face at a loss for what to do.

Pity E-Blo.

--VS
 

"Strangely sexy" . . . yes, if you define "strangely" as meaning "not", I'm right there with you.

Anyway, if there's anything I can't stand it's watching rock-paper-scissors contests where one player doesn't know how to make the gestures.
 

He is a sleeper agent for the North Koreans, you can tell by his facial expression that he hasn't been exposed to his trigger.
Someday, he and others like him, (see Fung) will ensure all life on earth is chocked out by cold, cold robot fingers.

He is the prime example why you should never tell anyone what the acronym IHOP stands for... Because everyone you love will die.
 

ok, they are similar, but the two bleeths are different, yeah even if you attribute the boobage to a skilled surgeon, the second one is also skinnier and has a different hair line, no nose stud, different eyebrows, eyes, simple bleething cannot account for these changes.

the scrote is sadly the same
 

ihop?
i've held other penises?
 

Note that the belt is being worn side-saddle.
 

OMG

what a fucking buffoon.

that shirt is definitely from the scott alexander number 1 collection.

that shirt is something that roller skating dude from reno 911 would wear.
 

That shirts so gay I'd say it to his face, and also tell him his chin stud is gay too.

And I'd bang the blond out of her hair till her titties were sore from bouncing around, while wearing my black Morbid Angel shirt (read a man's shirt).
 

E-Blo does have an expression... it says, "I have a brick in my drawers, it stinks, & I've been carrying around all day"

Bleethy's expression says, "If I scrunch my lips up to my nostrils, I might not smell it"
 

@Creature > Sharp observation dude. I think you nailed it.

@Vin Douchal > I too saw him at the gym the other day but it was his cardio day so he was rockin' a killer sweat on the Tony Little Gazelle in the corner.
Quite a sight.
 

Graduate student Lisa Parker poses next to a prime specimen of Injectmyanus Choadus, known locally as the Preening Doucheteat. Still groggy from the tranq dart, the Doucheteat can be seen sporting the new ear tags that will help researchers track it's progress from the gym to the mall, where it will purchase huge quantities of powdered protein at GNC. Only moments after this picture was taken, the Choadus began to flex, badger Lisa for her cell, and offer the photographer $1000 to kick his ass. It was released unharmed back into the wild in an alley behind a shithole club before it could do any damage.
 

I like his cousin Jennifer in the first pic better, this one is too far gone.
 

That's the same look I sport whilst fucking my toaster
 

My Italian He-hott tells me that back home they refer to kissy-lips as "culo di gallina".

That's "chicken asshole".

I couldn't agree more. Ba-guck!

Now I wanna see some corn coming out of that thing.
 

Wonder twin powers. Activate!
 

one man one toaster. exclusive viral video experience.
 

you could be a muscle scrote from a small town anywhere in the world, but sometimes douchebags like Nub will nail hotter hotts than douchebags like Eblo.

the moral of the story? well... um... douchebags are douchebags are douchebags are douchebags.
 

E-Blo enjoys doing housework dressed like the Euro-maid and showing her how the power plugs fit into the AC sockets, unlike the DC sockets
 

The picture is different, but the expression is the f&*^ing same! I'd like to see if setting him on fire would make his face shift.-The Great Dushulu
 

You people dismiss this guy as a "douchebag" for what reasons?
Because he's wearing a blouse?
Because he spends an hour every other day on the tanning bed?
Because his "dog tag" has a picture of a muppet on it and says "made in China"?
Because his bleeth looks like a younger, slimmer Douche the BountyHunter's wife?
 

Such hostility toward a band with 20 Top Forty Hits.

Oh, wait...



I have to ask if this shade of blue (I call it, "blew") is his favorite? Is that Robin's Egg blew?
 

Douchthulu
 

Man why do the hotts get such a break, that bleeth is just as bad or even worse than the bag.
 

A douchebag has a sense of style...for a faggot!

Where does this guy get his fashion sense? Vogue?!? By just wearing a white-studded belt tells me a lot about this DB's bedroom antics.
 

E Blo is the next Tighty Armani or Fung. All I'm saying...

can we get BRA! to kick his ass??

Army of DOuche-ness
 

I guess the white studded belt itself was not eye catching enough on it's own. He had to "set it off" by buckling it at his hip. Maybe he didn't want to mess up his hair with a hat tilt, so he called out the substitute belt tilt.
 

Just noticed the white studded belt. I'm guessing he likes to be topped with a strap-on.
 

Let's leave E-blo alone. Obviously someone has asked him a question and is waiting the necessary 4 to 5 weeks for the response. Maybe he was asked...

How many times have you taken it in the ass today?

How many working brain cells do you have?

What's the highest grade level that you go to before dropping out of school?

How much to pay for that "belt"?

We just have to be patient and wait to see what he utters.

As for the bleeth, she's denoting both the length and girth of E-Blo's member.

Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche
 

NJ + steroids is a scary combination.
 

He's like a douche super hero
 

@ Double O

"No capes!"
 

Depending on the amount of pics that douche has floating around out there, we may be looking at Hall of Scrote material.
 

From the look of her, I'm thinking that she's about as tight as Carlsbad Cavern.
 

@Anonymous 6:42--Hall of Scrote material indeed.
 

That's a push-up bra. Her juggs aren't worthy of mention. HCwDBs doesn't do petite.
 

@ Just Sayin'

LOL. Are you suggesting poon-based stalagmites? Yuck.
 

Im pretty sure E-Blo is actually just "Electric Blight Orchestra" wearing a trendy shopping bag for a shirt....

-Vander
 

Why is he wearing a shopping bag?
 

I just wanna throw him a Rubiks cube and see what he does.
 

A solid contender for HCWDB of the Year. The more I look at this picture, the more I'm convinced of never breeding.
 

How do you leave the fucking house looking like that?
 

Ok, he is clearly gettin more ass than anyone leaving comments on here. But it's cool, I know most of you are too much of a pussy to say it to his face you faggots. This dude is awesome and happens to be one of my best friends. And to the person who sent these pics in... grow a spine you fucking coward!
 

I HATE YOU, YOU FUCKING SWINE.
 

this dude seriously pulls some bitches!
 

This might be the first case where the chick looks like a bigger douche than the douche in question.
 

This guy is totally gay :)and I think he just came out of either his trailer trash house :), or prison for beating his ex girlfriend. This lady is next to be beaten by him but oh wait she will cry and crawl back to him even though she just got two bruised eys from him :)lol
 

Lots of these types in UK...great site,hes a cock!The finger shit is so silly and stupid!