Thursday, June 18, 2009
Follywood Squares
I'll take Jim Jay Bullock's douchey brother and Daisy Buchanan in the center square for the block, Harrison.
pic 2 is even more chest-shavingly disturbing.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 7:20 AM 
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the ONLY way a guy could pull that 2nd pic off is if he truly is indifferent about attracting women (not the psuedo indifference of the preening DB) and this indifference comes from his thinking vaginas are gross.
army of douche-ness
army of douche-ness
# posted by 
: 7:45 AM
: 7:45 AM
No matter from what angle I look at my monitor, his gay douche eyes follow me. What the fuck, is he wearing a Victoria's Secret cashmere cardigan in that second picture? Someone should take this douche to Iraq, and have him beheaded so he can see himself. Since picture #1 shows that he casts no reflection, I think this is the only solution.
# posted by : 7:46 AM
: 7:46 AM 
What a coincidence, I was sitting here in my white cable knit cardigan sweater, with no shirt underneath when I clicked on Pic 2. My wife loves this outfit. He is all kinds of cool.
I shall tag him "moneybag". He can dress any way he sees fit because he will always attract the hot with his wealth. The more outrageous he looks signifies how wealthy he is, since she has more to overlook.
Dr. DB
I shall tag him "moneybag". He can dress any way he sees fit because he will always attract the hot with his wealth. The more outrageous he looks signifies how wealthy he is, since she has more to overlook.
Dr. DB
Is there a category for gay doucebags? Not that there is anything wrong with that.
# posted by : 7:51 AM
: 7:51 AM
the look in her eyes seems to be saying to me "please stick it in me and pee in my butt!!"
Unfortunately the look in his eyes seems to say the same thing.
Unfortunately the look in his eyes seems to say the same thing.
# posted by : 7:53 AM
: 7:53 AM
Hhahahaha! That second pic is priceless. Cable knit sweater opened to the navel. What an idiot. I would say he's gay... but everyone knows no self respecting fag would attempt that look. Stupid fucker.
- Douchey Smurf
- Douchey Smurf
# posted by : 7:56 AM
: 7:56 AM
If DB1 loved us he'd sneak in a sign for us on the show, such as a "pee in the butt" reference, or at least a discreet nod to Glory Hole Doilies. Not hard to slip into a script, right? You can say "pee" on TV, and you can say "butt" too, right?
# posted by : 7:57 AM
: 7:57 AM
I wouldn't be so quick to say "gay", guys....I remember thinking the sole male cheerleader in high school was gay until I saw the hand lifts...
No sir, this chap may be smarter than anyone else on the site at the moment, going clandestine behind enemy thighs and pounding their hapless rubbery squishing clams into a slobbery stupor with his fat turgid beef shillelagh of hot yogurt justice...
Sorry, I gave myself an erection just now; what were we talking about?
No sir, this chap may be smarter than anyone else on the site at the moment, going clandestine behind enemy thighs and pounding their hapless rubbery squishing clams into a slobbery stupor with his fat turgid beef shillelagh of hot yogurt justice...
Sorry, I gave myself an erection just now; what were we talking about?
Guy can go either way: A DB in fag clothings or a faggot in DB clothings.
I venture to say the smirk and pouty lips is a sign that he's clamp down on a c*k recently.
I venture to say the smirk and pouty lips is a sign that he's clamp down on a c*k recently.
And here I thought Liberace was dead... though he seems young a clone? Or a possibly movie script.
"The Young Liberace Adventures" coming to an adult theater near you.
P.S. @ Dark Sock
"fat turgid beef shillelagh of hot yogurt justice" I'm horrified, and delighted, but mostly horrified.
"The Young Liberace Adventures" coming to an adult theater near you.
P.S. @ Dark Sock
"fat turgid beef shillelagh of hot yogurt justice" I'm horrified, and delighted, but mostly horrified.
# posted by : 8:21 AM
: 8:21 AM
We always hate that which we resemble the most, as that's what truly terrifies us. Paraphrased from 'The Kindly Ones' by Jonathan Littell. So if that's true, the author of this blog and all the posters on it, except me, have more than a touch of the 'bag about them.
# posted by : 8:33 AM
: 8:33 AM
On the left, I admit it... I like the new Mercury Cougar. Nice blue upholstery and headrests. Odd place for a seatbelt, though.
# posted by : 8:34 AM
: 8:34 AM
@Mr. Richilieu-
Obviously, you daft cunt.
I'm a stage-2 recovering bag. I'm here everyday like AA for self-flagellation.
As they say in AA "KEEP COMING!"
Army of DOuche-ness
Obviously, you daft cunt.
I'm a stage-2 recovering bag. I'm here everyday like AA for self-flagellation.
As they say in AA "KEEP COMING!"
Army of DOuche-ness
# posted by : 8:39 AM
: 8:39 AM
actually in a similar fashion to David Putty from Seinfeld wearing his germaphobe germ pendant to remind him of his recovery, I actually still keep my Chanel un-earned dogtag, I've just scratched out the Chanel logo and keep it in my back pocket.
Army of DOuche-ness
Army of DOuche-ness
# posted by : 8:43 AM
: 8:43 AM
dear god that perky brunette from "pic2"!!!
she would be so condescending to every word I spoke and yet I'd still insist on paying for the drinks, the dinner, and the cab- after it has dropped her off at her condo, of course.
she would be so condescending to every word I spoke and yet I'd still insist on paying for the drinks, the dinner, and the cab- after it has dropped her off at her condo, of course.
# posted by : 8:46 AM
: 8:46 AM
I don't think he's gay.
I do, however, think he would have been better off if he'd have stayed a normal dude.
Seeing him like this evokes in me great pathos.
I do, however, think he would have been better off if he'd have stayed a normal dude.
Seeing him like this evokes in me great pathos.
@Richlieu-
Jon Littell? Isn't he an MMA fighter? Or was he the guy on Daisy of Love?
Jon Littell? Isn't he an MMA fighter? Or was he the guy on Daisy of Love?
# posted by : 8:51 AM
: 8:51 AM
If Benny Hill was gay this is what he would've looked like.
This pudgy, pasty flamer is making my dong climb up inside itself.
AV
This pudgy, pasty flamer is making my dong climb up inside itself.
AV
# posted by : 8:52 AM
: 8:52 AM
DB1, I have a belly full of white dog crap in me and now you lay this shit on me!? - Step Brothers
# posted by : 8:55 AM
: 8:55 AM
You only get this kind of cheese with celebrity impersonators. I'm assuming this guy plays Ned Beatty's role in "Deliverance, the Musical!/now with 30% more sparkles!" but I could be wrong.
This is a gay bag. Everything about his screams, "I loves me some cock." While the pic is mockable and gaybag is in need of shaming, these are not the rage inducing pics where the douche poses a credible threat to the hott. He just needs some big gay bear to come along and give him a tender axphyxiation-based reaming.
she needs some deoderant or leave that arm strickly at her side, i hate seeing sweat stains!
# posted by : 10:53 AM
: 10:53 AM
The chick on the left is making identical faces in both pictures. It's the start of one of those "looks the same in every picture" videos.
# posted by : 10:57 AM
: 10:57 AM
I like my dick, does that make ME gay?
Guys?
Hello? Where'd everybody go?
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Guys?
Hello? Where'd everybody go?
zzzip
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# posted by : 11:26 AM
: 11:26 AM
Pic2 is way more funny.. Would anyone like a slice of bree with their douche..or maybe some salad preferably tossed
DB1, if you have more pics of this flaming douche, he will give E-Blo a run for his money in the monthly.
# posted by : 2:05 PM
: 2:05 PM
yeah, DQed on the grounds of his sexual orientation. She's posing with her hairdresser.
# posted by : 2:47 PM
: 2:47 PM
Tis folly to a guy who saves his woodies for the fellas and not the ladies.
He's a pure, unadulterated choadwankerbuggerist. She's naivete in blue.
He's a pure, unadulterated choadwankerbuggerist. She's naivete in blue.
# posted by : 7:48 PM
: 7:48 PM
if a hott answers "sex with rich people is lethally boring" in response to a social psychology survey that asks women what it's like to sleep with people who hold lucrative jobs handed down by mommy and daddy, i am 90% confident that such a response resulted from experiencing Follywood's non-woody.
This hott has nothing to fear from this hetrosexually challenged douche.
Is there a homo douche category?
Is there a homo douche category?
Definitely has 'the gay'. I know this because of my inclination to want to 'be cool' with him, so he talks me up to all his girlfriends. Real douches just fill you with rage.
# posted by : 5:10 AM
: 5:10 AM
"I'll take Jim Jay Bullock's douchey brother and Daisy Buchanan in the center square for the block, Harrison." That made coffee come out of my nose.
# posted by : 9:00 AM
: 9:00 AM
Hi, I've been a fan for some time now and have never felt the need to comment but that second pic has left me reeling, as if I found out Keyser Soze's secret all over again...
Shudder
A frightened fan...
Shudder
A frightened fan...
# posted by : 3:00 PM
: 3:00 PM
You know what, I think I saw that guy checking out my ass at work the other day. He had his lips all pouty, and there was a hint of spittle on his lips. It surpassed even my wildest visions of revolting... How unfortunate for me that I was helping an invalid patient out of a car, so I was bent over and showing off my tight, well-formed glutes for his masturbatory viewing pleasure. I'm sure mental images of my amazing bottom wafted slowly through his mind while he pleasured himself repeatedly, over and over; self-abuse in the most accurate sense of the term...
Fag...
:D
Fag...
:D
I'm pretty sure this is Perez Hilton's dominant "partner."
At least he doesn't mind getting up close with hot blondes.
At least he doesn't mind getting up close with hot blondes.
The sad thing is ... there is def. facial surgery going on here. This must be a rich douche because it appears he has collagen in his lips and eyebrows. He looks like a wax mannequin in Madam Tusad's Museum of Doucheitude.
# posted by : 7:22 AM
: 7:22 AM
I think I'm going to call it "Magic-Bag". It secretes that same delusional narcissism that's the cornerstone of being some sort of magician or illusionist. It clearly has no idea what it is or what it wants to be. Male? Female? Shemale? Monchichi? Christ, that rotund belly, those chubby cheeks, those red-lips, that baby-face, that shirt buttoned right to the point of where you are trying to figure out if it's fat or not...I am in awe.
# posted by : 1:09 PM
: 1:09 PM
He looks likes the love child of Jim Baker and Jessica Hahn after she became the first women ever to give birth rectally.
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