Bucky FTW. A combination and rage and uncontrollable gag reflex.
 

The label is still on the hat. It's got to be Bucky.
 

Bucky FTW.
It's his goddam Swivel Axis 19 Degree Hat Tilt that does it for me. He should be cast in an upcoming Hallmark Channel made-for-tv movie about a mentally challenged welder who rises against all odds blah blah blah blah.

And yet Tanned Kathy's smile seems . . . genuine.
 

Bucky.
 

The Scrotasaurus: I always wash with Ivory Snow... and I would do so again. But The Scrotasaurus is in the way, and that makes me angry. And I would punch him. The Scrotasaurus alone makes me want to punch him for being a douchebag. And that is how I judge.

The Scrotasaurus FTW.
 

Scrotasaurus. They make molds of french curves from the middle hotts back.
 

Bucky FTW, no doubt about it. That poor Hott obviously dates him and maybe a weekly (and then monthly) win for him will help her see the light.

Hat tilt with tags, the gloved hand around the Hott holding his goose, wrist tatt and a wife beater on a birdcage - Bucky = douchebag.
 

Buckster FTW.
And he uses Bud Light cases as a home decorating accent.
 

I repeat: This execrable coupling makes me want to punch a baby manatee in the face in front of small children. This power-taint superchoad’s nauseating presence has somehow managed to defile all of humanity in 3 simple photographs. The tats, hats, douchebracelets, Goose, tilts, Full Metal Jacket stare, gloves, plastic pants, and wife-beater have united to form a monstrous tidal wave of douche that makes me want to bleach my mind. Also, Girl From Ipanema hott should be in a shampoo commercial somewhere.
 

To clarify: Bucky sucks ass.
 

Fuck Bucky.

FTW.
 

bucky. the most inappropriate co-mingling contamination mismatch i've seen in years. its like mixing Macallan 25 with Mr Pibb
 

Bucky. I want to finish knocking the hat off his strangely round head.

I also want to do his retarded girfriend. I'm sure she can't string two words together to make a sentence, but she looks mighty fine.

She IS retarded, right? There's no other possible explanation for why she'd be with Bucky.

RIGHT?
 

Bucky FTW. On the terribleness of the roll, pitch, and yaw of his baseball hat.

Plus Kathy is either a Stage-2 Bleeth who longs to seduce the melanoma fairy while luring him with frequent UV bed visits, or a Sri Lankan exchange student whose poor life choices bring shame to her poor Tamil-widowed mother.
 

Bucky for FTW!

A pretty close race as every DB has adoring hotts showing off nice assets but Bucky is the DB with most to lose for he is a fugly DB. That hottie will someday wake up next to him and say to herself, " I let THAT scrote poke my virgin ass last night!" and flee into the arms of a DB named "E-Blo"....to our delight the story repeats ad nauseam.
 

BUCKY GOT MAD GAME! And he got mad more as well, with his scroty, barely visible chin pubes, gravity defying douchehat antics, dollar store earrings, and hot hot HOTT! Bucky got it all, including the weekly!
 

Bucky. I don't even know where to start. 4D-HT should be noted. Then weep. We have the Goose, the face, the gloves and pants. Those fucking pants. AAAARRGG!!

Then lovely choco-slightly-almost-overly-tanned Kathy. I would not flush the toilet she used for any of the p-adic numbers until she insists I do so. Or my friends start noticing.
 

Bucky wins by a shaved eyebrow or gash or whatever the hell it is on his face.
 

I know i'm in the minority here, but Shmeg Warrior is the biggest douche here, even though his hott pales in comparison to Bucky's..

Shmeg Warrior FTWeekly.

-Scroatian
 

*Puts on Original Series Star Trek unifron in command yellow, with Shatner's hair piece.*

Bucky!...BUCKY!!!!!!!!!!!

*Clears throat.*

Many times the Weekly is a close race, but here Bucky's bagittude with with our Brown Betty of hotness, combined with the fact they have... I can't say the words, but everyone knows the what I am speaking of... well...

*Throws hands to the heavens.*

BUCKY!!!!!!
 

I see a lot of Bucky hate out of the gate here and I understand it. The visceral reaction to Bucky causes extreme eye pain, rage, and bowel incontinence. But for me, Bucky is playing WAY outside of his league with the Kathy Hott and for that I respect him. His choadacity is borne out of necessity. He has no other options if he wants access to a hott.

Schmeg and Scroto on the other hand could be human and still score hotts, but they chose their path down scrote alley and for that they deserve punishment.

For pure smugness and totality of scrotatude I must select Schmeg.

Schmeg FTW.
 

Bucky, for sure.

Shmeg Warrior is too drunk to enrage me. Amanda might just feel sorry for him. I know I do.

And Scrotasaurus - well, I can't get past the cheesy grin. Sure, the hotts are top shelf and full of teeth-melting sexy-cuteness, but he knows he's lucky to be in their presence.

But Bucky... he does not deserve sweet Kathy. The guy won't even set down his Goose to hug her. He won't even take off the gloves. Obviously, he shaves with those gloves on, based on the amateur sculpting of his facial hair. She is warm apple pie, and he is poo.
 

Well, let me motion to DQ scrota-sore-as as I think he just walked up to the ladies, snapped a pic, and moved on before they could belittle him...

So it's between bucky and schmeg...and not a battle to be taken lightly.

But Bucky wins....why? Well, they both invoke a certain need to legislate for state sponsored sterilization, punch newborns in their still uncut umbilical cords, and extinguish the sun. But the GLOVES...

Bucky FTL...
 

Kathy is a major league exotic hottie who stars in many pleasurable daydreams. Bucky is white trash with no discernible redeeming values. And a little penis.

Bucky FTW.
 

Shmeg Warrior FTW. Why? Face it, age is starting to betray His Douchiness. Waxed abdominal area gives signs of beer reservoir emerging already. No smug pout and facial hair can cover wrinkles creeping in.
This guy has the last chance to grab the trophy.
Next year he will be competing in "creepy old guy with hot chick" category (and with that hairdo he is not gonna get far). Hence - Shmeg Warrior FTW!

(Bucky, I know you'll be back)
 

If you think he's douchey now, just wait until you see his stomach tattoo.....
 

Bucky.
 

Schmeg Warrior. He fights on even though he knows time is running out...and he might miss his bus.

Rinaldouche
 

I agree with Froggy's assessment.

Schmeg.
 

Why the hell is Follywood not in the running? That gaybag deserves this more than anyone.

I guess I'll have to go with Bucky and Kathy. He's a great representative of the "how" question. How the hell did such a choad get that exotic (Indian, Pakistani, eastern) hott?

And if Kathy is not an eastern hott then she may be the first sighting of the Stage 5 bleeth aka the Sunspot.
 

I wanted to boycott this week's vote because Suspenders of Disbelief isn't in it. But then I was reminded of Scrotasaurus' black bikini bottom hott, and I thought otherwise.

Scrotasaurus.
 

Bucky

I just can't even begin to comprehend it.
 

Bucky: hat tilt, gloves, smug infuriating look...and painful pic #3 made me die a little inside...
 

Scrotasaurus.

That no good taint fungus is with not one, but TWO!! sweet pure young hotts!
 

If I thought for one second that Scrotasaurus was with the girl in the middle -- with the Crest-commercial smile, delicately curved back, and succulent hiney -- my nutsack would shrivel and march into the sea. But I choose to believe that Scrotasaurus merely interrupted her and lovely Rosalita as they shared tales of life in the convent.

Instead, I cast my vote for Bucky. The WTF!!! factor mounted with each successive photo until we reached the blood-curdling Kiss of Wrongness. Oh sweet, sweet Kathy Hott, there are far less cruel ways to punish Daddy for refusing to buy you a BMW for Christmas ... most of which don't live in a trailer and smell like wet gym socks.
 

Scrotasaurus. Because two potential Bleeths are better than one. By better I mean worse. By worse I mean... oh hell you all know what I mean.
 

Scots FTW- his nipple piercing and finger pointing of those two pears makes me want to off myself david carradine style...too soon?
 

Bucky was almost granted a reprieve for removing his shades for the pic, lack of tatoos and no discernable hand signals. However, his lack of muscle tone,black too-tight wife beater, and dual earrings put him back in the running. What puts him over the top and launches him into the win category, is that in an act of pure scrotal efficiency, he effortlessly changed hats for pic #3.



Bucky FTW
 

FTW: Bucky

Because Kathy seems to be enjoying her time at their weekly $89 motel rental... and that shows an underlying level of Douche glamouring that I can not comprehend.

Although, I really was tempted by the bag Dinosaur and his metal on his bathing suit, stolen "The Rock" haircut, and full lumineers grin.
 

Bucky all the way. Bucky and his hott leave me speechless. Seriously, this is a case of 27 wrongs must make a right, because he's wrong in oh so many ways. 27, to be exact. And she's delicious, like fondue.
 

Bucky FTW... The Scrotasaurus has the hottest hotts, but his douche cannot compare to the 3-axis hat tilt, gloves, ... , arm tatts, ... and pants that Bucky has
 

Bucky FTW hands down
 

Bucky, he does for douche what his predecessor, mister Fuller, did for engineering.
 

@ Gaijindouche:

I believe Buckminster Fuller was an architect...
 

Scrotasaurus Scrotasaurus Scrotasaurus Scrotasaurus... he's a dipshit, he can't throw the peace sign correctly, but his lady-friend in the middle has a lower back, middle back, upper back, side-butt-cheek, shoulder, shoulder blade, neck, jaw, chin and smile that would make me punch an orphan.

crazy-sexy-douche
 

Bucky.

And while I'm at it - there's very little sorority material on this site. Ask yourself, can I see her doing homework? If the answer is no, then leave sororities out of it. Sororities would only slow down the party for most of these bimbos.
 

Shmeg because he looks like a gay stripper!
 

What Matthew said.

Scrotasaurus for the win.

I'm going to go and masturbate to Perfect Curvy Back Hott now.
 

This one is a mismatch. Bucky FTW.
 

Bucky - FTW. Good to see the ex-choreographer of the legendary Juul Haalmeyer Dancers still wears gloves indoors.
 

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Bucky's pics with the beautiful petite hott sends spasms of anger through my brain and my eyes begin to twitch. Something has clearly gone wrong with this young lass but Bucky's trick of goose and glove may be too much to resist. With incomprehensible hat antics, mastery of the goose, bling, mingey clothes, blank stare and the almighty douche gloves of power no woman is safe from his advances. It saddens me deeply to even give this guy any award at all lest it be a tire iron to the temple. Why petite hott why?!!

Sigh... Bucky FTW
 

Bucky gets my vote this week, for representing wigger fucktarditude the way only Bucky can.
 

The coupling of Bucky and Kathy Hott has even Caligula vomiting profusely in disgust.

Bucky FTW.
 

Bucky the virginbag.
 

@ Chris in Baghdad

You are right, however his designs have been applied to all aspects of engineering, of which, Architecture is a discipline. In other words, architects are engineers, and good architects are engineers with artistic talent and vision.

The second reason I picked 'engineering' and not 'architecture' as the benefactor of Buckminster Fuller's work is that Nanotechnology, specifically the chaining of carbon atoms into fullerines and carbon nanotubes, thought to be the next latest and greatest in materials science if they can work out a manufacturing process. If they can cross that hurdle, mechanical and electrical engineering as we know it will be revolutionized forever.

Cheers!
 

Bucky's gonna run away with this like Citibank with yo' stimulus money.

The hat, the shirt, the glove, his Mom's church skirt, the Hott....wigga please.

Bucky FTW.
 

Please stop the madness! No more votes, as all votes must be cast for Bucky. He got mad game and a million mad humans since he is touching HOT with welding gloves. Wait, I guess the welding gloves kind of make sense then. BUCKY FTW!!!
 

yeah agree with Froggy, Shmeg won't, but SHOULD win this ..
 

Scrotasaurs, based on the quantity AND quality of the Hotts.
 

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Gotta be Bucky for having the surprising decency to wear gloves while handling such a delicious hott.

Bucky FTW
 

BUCKY. Crime gloves, suburban gangsta.
 

Bucky's wanksta doucheness coupled with Kathy Hott ires me so that it makes me want to chew on aluminum foil and push old people down flights of stairs.
 

Bucky, who may have even less of an expression than E-Blo.
 

Uncle Buck
 

Of course it's the original bagster, the Buckster.
 

It is my professional opinion that Bucky exudes the highest level of toxic douchosity this week.
 

I'm going to give it to Bucky over Scrotasaurus, but only just so barely.

It comes down to the difference between Bucky's lack of anything like good looks, and the fact that his hott is well and truly hott. Scrota brings two hotts to the fight, but he's much better looking than Bucky, so two hotts probably is par for his course. I'm still amazed that Bucky got in the same zip code as his hott, let alone drape an arm over her shoulders.
 

It must be Bucky, if for no other reason than the fact that I can't make myself click on "painful pick #3". But there are more reasons and Kathy knows what they are, she has to, SHE HAS TO KNOW, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS TAN AND CURVY, (the reader's body should be shuddering in an uncontrollable sob for the perfect effect). PLEASE KATHY, PLEASE TELL US YOU KNOW AND HAVE LEARNED A VALUABLE LIFE LESSON!!!! TELL US THIS PICK WAS A LONG TIME AGO AND YOU WERE MAD AT SOMEONE, OR MAYBE JUST FOOLING YOUR FRIENDS! WHY, WHYYYYYYY!!

Sorry, I lost my head

Dr. DB
 

I go away for a week and the quality goes all to hell. We go from E-bL-O to this?

That being said, Bucky FTW. If only for cute little Kathy.
 

Toss up between Bucky and Shmeg. Bucky because he's a natural born douche and has the hott of the week, and Shmeg because he's trying extra hard to be more of a douche. Scrot doesn't rate because he's not doing either of those hotts.

I vote Bucky. He makes me the angriest.
 

Wow, I have never seen such a landslide vote...and I will gladly join the losing team on this one.

Yes, Bucky looks like a complete ass hat. Yes, Kathy is damn cute, but her tan is overdone to the point of looking like the red clay we used to make pottery with in my third grade art class. Even so, it's a quality 'bag and tag.

However, The Scrotasaurus chomps through Bucky like a taquito-sized early mammal in his prehistoric playground of choad. Examine the scrotal details, none shared by Bucky: the two finger faux gang sign of the douche; the wristband indicating payment of an exorbitant cover charge to gain entrance to a choad-packed Vegas pool club; a veiny, muscled torso adorned with a tattoo of an anarcho-syndicalist lobster; a shudder-inducing nipple piercing that he has turned his body and pulled back his shoulder to ensure that it is revealed to the camera; dangly, metallic bling of representing something asinine; wrap around bug eye shades designed for wealthy Russian grandmothers; a blingy earring stud reflecting light off his own shiny shoulder; a heat dissipating fin atop his head held in place by Gorilla Glue; a much too tight grin that makes me think he just said "Yeeeeaaahhhh!!!" like Dave Chapplle impersonating Lil' John .

And the hotts. Hott in the middle is Hall worthy, her back alone sufficiently suckable to restart the Crimean War. Her ass pear allows her to easily close the heavy car doors on a '56 Cadillac convertible without use of her hands. Her face is sweet beauty like few others seen on this site. Hott on the right isn't going to inspire any poetry, but she's no joke. She'd force you to sit down to avoid humiliating yourself if she walked past in that bikini.

In sum, The Scrotasaurus more than deserves the dishonor of a Weekly win. That he will no get it makes me go watch Rap Chop in honor of Billy Mays.
 

Bucky's glove FTW!!!!
 

Bucky FTW. That dude makes me want to eat a porcupine dipped in Habanero Tabasco in one damn bite.
 

Scrotasaurus because of his name and I really want to j-off to the middle hot's next picture
 

I believe Bucky to be the correct vote.
 

MJ would want Bucky and his one glove to win.
 

#3 should win if only because I want to see more more more of the girl in the middle.
 

@ 7:38 am I see one of the WIN-niest handles ever, and that is "Cheesebagger in Paradouche". I bow humbly to you, and urge you to find a snappy avatar to go with that.

Now, to the voting....Again, being in the small minority (read: penis lover) in the peanut gallery here, I can't really say the Hott swings my vote. In the case for Bucky, who is clearly this week's winner, and by that I mean loser, melanoma and Mexican piss-beer breath certainly don't help Kathy Hott to earn points with the Gorgon constituency. Let us also consider that this coupling is indeed real, as evidenced in pic #3. It stands to reason that he has been IN her, possibly at more than one end. Therefore, she is tainted, damaged goods. As they did in the scarlet fever days....to the incinerator!!!

I was beginning to formulate in my my mind a nasty diatribe nominating Scrotasaurus. Then, I noticed the dire warning behind The Shmeg Warrior...TIME IS RUNNING OUT.

It is indeed. I am in a strange place today, painfully aware of time and its passage. The Shmeg Warrior is either ignorant of that fact, or in denial. In my mind, I'm filling in the gaps in the writing....TIME IS RUNNING OUT. SO YOU BETTER ALL G...Grow up? And that last line...OR ELSE YOU MIGHT NOT AVOID ENDING UP LIKE THIS RIDICULOUS ASSHAT.

Read the writing on the wall, Shmeg. Your youthful abs are bloating into the beer-gut of middle age. The bags under your eyes swell with lack of sleep as you desperately try to straddle both worlds; your daytime, button-down job on the trading floor, and your nighttime party-boy persona. While your good wage gets the girls to hang on you for drinks, you know in your heart that She's Just Not That Into You. When daylight comes, you awake alone, your ears still ringing with the Big Party Sounds(tm), and your budding stomach ulcers roiling from all the Grey Goose.

Time is running out, Shmeg Warrior. Soon you'll be damned to the dark recesses of the strip club, where the girls hang on you because they need to pay their rent and buy baby formula and crack cocaine. And there you will sit, with the other paunchy office workers, trying to recapture your glory years, remembering when the girls actually wanted you, and you didn't have to stuff money into their G-strings to get a hello.

You've got the photo of this night, Shmeg. However, the look in her sleepy eye says "I did it all for the cocktails. So you can take your cock and stick it in your tail." TIME IS RUNNING OUT. You're only ridiculous and there will be no sublime. SO YOU BETTER ALL GROW UP, or you might not have anything other than photos and the sore regret of a wasted life. May that dollar in your pants be adequate fare for Charon to row you across the River Styx in your own personal hell.

Shmeg Warrior FTW.
 

anyone commented yet on the fact that the 3rd pic is shooped?

second pic: dude is obviously gay.


can't hate on Bucky though. he gets my vote
 

Bucky all the way. The wanksta hat tilt and the asshole-ish demeanor just outshines the other two. And that third photo made me feel like i've been stabbed.
 

I'm going to have to go with Bucky. The Hammer pants, gloves, earrings, wrist tattoo and ricockulous hat/position add up to pure douchery no matter which way you cut it. Kathy, conversely, is pure hottie and the lack of body paint makes her even more attractive. But the thing that elevated Bucky to douche-warrior status has to be his pale, flabby physique which, when combined with douche attitude, really makes no sense whatsoever.

This combination of Bucky and Kathy is so incongruous as to make me question the existence of God.
 

Bucky's persistance FTW in a Droopy McScrote sorta way.
 

I just pictured Medusa's lips uttering the words "penis lover"...

... now I won't be able to stand up and leave my office, for what could obviously be misconstrued by the rest of my staff, as ‘inappropriate reasons.’
 

Prayer said on the Day of Douchetonement:

If Bucky just had the hat tilt, that would have been enough.

If Bucky just had the welding gloves, that would have been enough.


If Bucky just had the Grey Goose, that would have been enough.

If Bucky just had the label on the hat, that would have been enough.

If Bucky just had the diamondoid ear bling, that would have been enough.


If Bucky just had the wrist tattoo, that would have been enough.


If Bucky just had the Hammer pants, that would have been enough.


If Bucky just had the chin pubes, that would have been enough.


If Bucky just had the Appalachian in-bred heritage, that would have been enough.


If Bucky just had Kathy, that would have been enough.


For all these, oh DB1, Bucky FTW!
 

bucky
 

While I do want to punch scrotasaurus, I have to say I find Bucky so disgusting that I wouldn't even stay long enough to kick him in the nads.

I feel shmeg should be disqualified because there is no hot chick in the picture.

Therefore

BUCKY FTW
 

Bucky, because he simply makes question my own existence.
 

ok, bucky is a fine winner(which means utter failure) but god look at scrotasaurus hotts. he has the hand gesture, the arrogant mocking gleee the shades the tatt the hair, a winner(again meaning loser of a douche)

really it comes down to the hotts, while bucky's babe wins(er loses) by actually seeming to be something like a girlfriend, she doesn't match the dainty shoulders and glorious curves including one facial expression that may imply some sentient capacity. the absence of tramp stamps is actually what seals douche ascendancy for scrotasaurus. these women care somewhat about the opinions of more than just the douches they are pictured with.

scrote wins, i drink.
 

Bucky FTW. Because he has a hat rack hook screwed into the back of his head to rest his trucker cap.

And a scar over his right eyebrow where they torqued it in a wee bit too much before backing it into it's current position.
 

Bucky FTW.

Kathy Hott can have her head buried in between is rayon gangsta pants and he'll still refuse to have a good time.

He turns down the E-40 cassette in his stereo when a real brotha rolls by his 1982 Datsun.

He trying to channel his inner J.D. from "American Me."
 

I'm gonna slap my tail for Bucky and that hott beaver of his.

Wait a minute, I meant wag. My tail.
 

Damn this is a tough call between Bucky and Scrotasaurus.

If it were 'Bago y 'Bago, I'd say Bucky should be awarded. But of course when hotts are thrown into the mix, the whole affair becomes cloudy; subjective, if you won't. And by awarded, I mean get his teeth kicked in.

Bucky is 'with' his hott but she doesn't rouse my loins the way Scrot'us' Mandy in the middle does. Scrot' is douchey but it's a kind of genero-vegas-douchey. Then again, he does have a certain reptilian quality all his own.

Because he eats flies and Mandy...well, she's extremely attractive and should be rubbing her bum on MY crotch...

Scrotasaurus FTW.

AV
 

Scrotasaurus' hotts' ass pears are heavenly, but you know damn well he didn't leave that pool gig with either of them. He sucks big time, but this isn't a coupling/tripling - he's just an opportunist.....though who wouldn't be? I'd like to get his neck bling caught in his nip-ring and yank that fucker out.

Can't really see enough of Schmeg's hott to know if she's cute. Too much eye makeup, though his faux rug is quite rage-inducing. Can't you get a normal fake piece like Donald Trump?

Well, yeah, it's Bucky FTW. I wish Captain America had left him behind Nazi lines in WWII where the Red Skull could've been goose-stepping all over his U-boats.

But Bucky's got crazy game, mad skills-----damn it! That's "crazy skills" and "mad game." Anyway, what clinches it for him is his attention to the hat tilt: it's at exactly the same angle in all three pics, no matter which hat he's donning, and regardless of macking on Kathy Hott. I'll bet that ubiquitous armoire is full of Axe bodyspray and other hair gel products for choadwanks.
 

I'll never figure what she sees
In such a bucket full of sleaze.

Bucky for the Week
 

I could vote for #3 as his douchitude is an echo of the legendary Rusty the Frill Necked Lizard. But I won't. Give him some time to cover that torso with tattoos and get a mohawk and get back to me. I must turn him down this week though, even though his hotts are the hottest and I'm probably going to end up stalking the lovely lady on the right.

Bucky is the clear winner this week. If you airbrushed out the women and just showed him, I'd still shout out "WTF?!?" Adding the hotts only makes me start to look for sharp objects to cut myself with.
 

When I took my daily a.m. crap this morning, it looked like Bucky. To my people, this is a good sign. Bucky FTW.
 

The Shmeg Warrior FTW, because he obviously knows how to use roofies to get his way with the ladeeez.

She looks like she's going to keel over any second. And when she does, he'll drag her back to his smelly den of depravity and have his way with her.

What he doesn't know is she's got the kooties.

Together they make my vas deferens goes into spasms of horror and tie themselves off in revulsion.

Shmeg FTW.
 

Schmeg Warrior FTW. I want to punch him in the face and make him cry like a bitch!
 

it's like trying to decide which pyle of poo to step.... yeah # 2 is well... #2 & the slimiest
 

Buckey, and what he has done to Kathy, are all that is wrong in this world.

Schmeg is just a drunken asshole who has found women more debased than himself.

Scrote is a clown who is just another Waldobag that got one particularly lucky photo to show his bros.

Buckey however, is the reason the herpes virus will one day go airborne. He has all the self-awareness of a pair of tighty whities, gray with age and streaked brown, yellow and red; much like the ones stuffed in his mouth that night in juvenile detention during the "blanket party." He is the negative externality that MTV (sorry) never contemplated when they went all rap then all reality show.

It is Buckey FTW.
 

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Bucky. Once again, we must look to the engagement of the hott to inspire apocalyptic rage. Shmeg and Scrotasaurus just looks silly, but only Bucky tells us all that if you act like a douchebag, the hotts will be all over you. And we rejoice in war, recession and global warming as an appropriate cleansing for this scrotal taint.
 

Bucky, fo sho. can't beat the phallic grey goose, the pimpin gloves, and his Crazy Skillz.
 

@ Gaijindouche:

I stand corrected, or at least significantly amplified. A multi-tilted Bucky's hats off to you, sir.
 

I vote for Scrotasaurus. At first, his smile looks like a normal goofy "holy crap! these gurlz are hott!" kinda thing, but if you remove his shades in Photoshop, you're faced with a virus-induced gleam of accomplishment.

And, those two hotts are HAWTT!
 

Scrotasaurus! Let's remember folks that "Hot Chicks" is half the equation....and Damn, those two Hotties in #3 are hands down Hot winners....by a mile. So even if the other two Douchebags drip a little more douche juice then Scroty, the Hot chicks more than make up the difference.
 

C'mon, the dude's got the most gawd awful gawdy cross tat I ever seen, he's wearing a freakin' white cloth belt, cross-bling, faux-hawk. The cheesy grin that tells for certain he thinks he is the shit. He's surrounded by hotts and douche-bags, the deeper you look into the pic, the more you see. This pic has it all!
Scrotasaurus, for the win
Ol'bag
 

Bucky for the win.
Seeing him with that hottie makes me want to have surgery with no anesthesia, to feel the knife pierce me intensely. And by feel the knife pierce me I mean feel the hottie's tongue crawl deep down my throat and lick the inside of my penis.
 

my vote is for #3, the Scrotasaurus, only because he looks like he is not appreciate the find pieces of hot chick that are next to him. that is the true sign of a douche.

appreciate the ass!
 

Ohhh Bucky...That hat tilt, the gloves, and the stuppid look on his neanderthal face...Oh let us not forget the hottie. Dare I say Hall of Hott Material??

My vote is for Bucky!
 

I can't speak to the welder's gloves, but making sweatpants out of a tradeshow table skirt is Armani caliber genius. Innovation like that must be rewarded. Even if the reward is pointing and snickering.

Plus, Kathy's cuter than a panda pride parade.

My chips are on Bucky.
 

I haven't voted in a month or two but is it me or are the couplings even worse lately? And by even worse lately I mean the douchebags are so over the top the pics almost look staged. Bucky looks like a retard, and for that he gets my vote.
 

Scrotasaurus is the most shovel-to-the-face worthy and has the hottest hotts, but I've a feeling the hotts are just letting him pose for one photo in the hopes he'll GO AWAY AND STOP BOTHERING THEM!!!!

Shmeg and Amanda - I haven't seen anyone that asleep on their feet since I saw Sid & Nancy at one of his Max's Kansas City rent parties.

But Bucky. He redefines the term "Clueless Fucktard". And he's managed to grab Kathy into gravidoucheonal pull.

Bucky FTW.
 

Even though the Scrotasaurus is Scrote, Bucky has mad skillz that cannot be denied. Bucky's scrotitude boils my blood, curls my hands into fists and makes me clench my teeth. He is douche. He is everything I hate in the world. He deserves to be honored with the weekly, and by honored, I mean thrown headfirst into the side of a boxcar that was welded by whoever he stole those gloves from.
 

Bucky is Droopy McScrote's 'cooler', less droopy younger cousin sent forth to avenge his brethren's upset loss in last year's Douchies.

And for mine, he gets the chocolates.

BFTW
 

For the gyroscopic hat tilt and for having a hott that I would want to bang retarded, Bucky FTW.
 

I'm voting for Bucky, because these pictures are as close as I am allowed to get to his Hot, due to those pesky Restraining Orders and all. And because I've never seen so much Hot wasted on so little,
 

#1 Bucky FTW. Also, WTF?
 

I vote for "The Scrotasaurus," because his lobster tatoo is funny
 

Bucky, ein uberdouche .

If my daughter ever brought home something like this, the only posting I'd be doing would be from the prison library.

Pennywise
 

It looks like Bucky has already won in a landslide, so I'll register the Scrotasaurus as a protest vote. Don't get me wrong, Bucky's "game" is one built around projectile vomiting, onanism and shame. And Kathy is of indeterminate ethnic origin-style hott, which is my favorite kind. The fact they are actually together seals the deal with Bucky as a worthy (meaning worthless) HCwDB of the week.

All that said, reflect on the asses of the two hotts in Scrotey's pic, combined with his leer and hand gesture. Now, look again, because you know you can't look away.

I just threw up in my mouth a little.
 

Two hotts are better than one...

go ahead be greedy, they ain't going home with Scrotasaurus!

Srotasaurus FTW!!!

Motördöuche
 

Bucky FTW. I see mini shiny peen.
 

The shiny track pants, the New Era label still on the hat, the slightly-off-the-mark gaze that suggests childhood head trauma and a large settlement from a crib manufacturer....it MUST be Bucky.
 

The Shmegster - hands down.

I'm certain that Bucky is missing a chromosome and can't really help his douchitude (though the poke pants, baby-soft flab, bad attitude and stupid wrist tattoo and retarded hat tilt are truly impressive).

And the Scrote? He doesn't even know what to do with those two fingers.... I want to slap him, just for being born

The Shmeg has serious issues. Belly hanging out, pink belt buckle, sorry ass moustache and "well everyone else has one" neck bling
 

She's the finest bitch I've seen here in a LONG time, but he needs the groomer, the ball-whacker vet, and a choke-chain. And I'm still not sure it would do him any good.

Bucky is a cur minus the hybrid vigor. He gets the "bad dog" award this week.
 

i like Bucky, because it is proof that buying clothes off the clearance rack in the irregular section at ROSS is not a mitigating factor in misplaced douche confidence...and hot be hot. dirty bleethy hot.
 

dueling ass pears ftw.
 

Hail to the Schmeg
 

M.I.A. says it best
bucky done gun
 

Scrotasaurus bleaches his teeth.

therefore i vote for Scrotasaurus.
 

Shmeg warrior FTW fuck that guy .
 

scrotasaurus
 

It was between Schmeg, Bucky, or Scrotasaurus for me. Scrote doesn't have as much going on as the other two. Bucky is just a dumbass hillbilly wannabe. So it is Schmeg FTW
 

Bucky FTW.

He's unreasonable.
 

Scrotasaurus is good, but Bucky wins. The tag on the hat and the goose, coupled with a nice hott. Too much to contend with.
 

$5 says the only thing running through Bucky's woman's head when she was taking those pictures was, 'Okay Daddy, you f--ked up my life by molesting me. So, this is the guy I am going to marry to get even.' And Bucky is thinking, 'Is my hat going to fall off? Is my hat going to fall off? I'm pretty sure its slipping ... slipping ... nope. Its still on. Still on. Slipping ... Slipping ...'
 

The Scrotasaurus FTW !!!

Ass...nuff said
 

Scrote FTW, cause even though he's not as cool as the other guys, he thinks he's way cooler.
 

Bucky inspires the most rage.
 

@Medusa Oblongota - Your utterance (which I picture as you laid out on your back, looking back at ...Wait, where was I?) of the words "penis lover" make me jiggly bits feel most happy.

On the other hand... Your vision of Bucky having been in Kathy hott, and I quote "possibly in more than one end". Well that just made my blood cells vomit. How could you give so much, and then take so much away?

Almost like a tease.
 

Bucky FTW hes a turd that snaged snatch way above his pay grade due to total douchitude.. and black gloves
 

Ahem let me retort..Bucky FTW because she is way hot and above him in many ways his douchitude scored him some hot ass puss notable and original douche traits..1) Welders gloves 2) Gravity defying hat tilt 3) half boner
 

VOTE FOR ME AS WRITE IN!
 

Scrotasaurus FTW because that smile is not so much encouraging but rather demanding a swift head butt, and the more that thought marinates the more these EXQUISITE (Hall of Hott shoo in) coquettish sirens seem to be giggling in hope that I will indeed do it.

BLAM!

Oops, just elbow slammed my laptop.

Oh yeah, and plush little rumps, plush.
 

Scrotasaurus ftw

Bucky tbh looks happy just to be mentioned in the Weekly -- and to have gotten one of the few non-bleethed girls in Jersey.

Shmeg is a true douchebag BUT Amanda just can't compete with the 1-2 punch of ass pear that Scrotasaurus brings.

The worst part of The Saurus' triumph? That those two succulent bank teller hotts from Portland were somehow sucked into his vortex of horrid gigantic tat, faux hawk and wristband so easily after landing in Vegas.

Vegas - you gave us The Rat Pack and the Hangover, but you also give us the cesspool from which The Scroteasaurus climbed out of.
 

i conclusively cast this vote for the Scroteasaurus, for a plethora of obvious reasons. the most pressing of which include: the two hottest girls, as well as having a head shaped like a perfectly geometric cone. and a really, really gay belt.
 

Bucky.
Easily.

Look at his face