Wednesday, June 03, 2009
The Moozer
I don't know exactly what a Moozer is.
Maybe it's like a Wangdoodle. Or a Hornswaggler. Or a Snozzwanger.
Or even a Vermicious Knid.
But this guy is a Moozer. And Katie has made a poor choice.
Almost as poor as buying a Staples "Easy" button and sticking it to your wall.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 2:01 PM 
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Nice landing strip. Pussy.
I think his hair are naturally standing up. Could it be that we are witnessing an evolution from Douche-Magnon to Hairo Erectus Naturalis?
What's next? A fetus with douche-tattoos?
-FuzzyFugazi-
I think his hair are naturally standing up. Could it be that we are witnessing an evolution from Douche-Magnon to Hairo Erectus Naturalis?
What's next? A fetus with douche-tattoos?
-FuzzyFugazi-
# posted by 
: 2:15 PM
: 2:15 PM
Jailbait Alert - DB, please take a look and see if we can get the Mooz's mug shot from his statatory rape arrest the day after this pic was taken.
She likely will be a hott....in about 5 or 6 years.
She likely will be a hott....in about 5 or 6 years.
# posted by : 2:19 PM
: 2:19 PM
Concur with Xenadouche. Someone check the archives of "To Catch A Predator" with Chris Haaaaaansen.
"Why dontcha' have a seat...right over there."
"Why dontcha' have a seat...right over there."
Someone actually gave me an easy button. I honestly have no idea what to do with it. I tried using it for whacking on and off, with little success.
*crickets*
*crickets*
A Moozer is he who puckers up & applies suction to remove colonic fluid
mom & dad should of been alarmed when Katie put the Easy button on the wall above her bedstand...
...Moozer, the human bidet, started hammering it like fleshy ass pear bongos
mom & dad should of been alarmed when Katie put the Easy button on the wall above her bedstand...
...Moozer, the human bidet, started hammering it like fleshy ass pear bongos
What a cute little girl. She'll be a heartbreaker when she hits puberty.
That would make him either a classmate with a piece of electrical tape on his chin... or a child molester.
That would make him either a classmate with a piece of electrical tape on his chin... or a child molester.
# posted by : 2:28 PM
: 2:28 PM
That’s not an ‘Easy’ button; that’s a pimple on Plinky’s mom’s right jowl as she prepares to roll these two Vegemite clumps into a fresh biscuit.
Hmmm, looks like Pam " Jenna Fischer" from the office, little sis made it on the site
# posted by : 2:38 PM
: 2:38 PM
@anon 2:37-
No, but I've tried to have them whack ME off. Again, with little success, tho with one notable advantage: their tiny little hands made my cock look fucking HUGE.
And yes, that's right, crickets have hands. Look it up on eBay.
No, but I've tried to have them whack ME off. Again, with little success, tho with one notable advantage: their tiny little hands made my cock look fucking HUGE.
And yes, that's right, crickets have hands. Look it up on eBay.
Enrique's dog tags indicate a recent discharge from the Army for violating the "don't ask don't tell" policy. He impresses young Katie with tales of heroism and bravery.
# posted by : 2:41 PM
: 2:41 PM
Looking at him again, he sort of looks like Fox from Daisy of Love.
Not that I watch that show. But if there was a guy called Fox on that show, who was dumb as a bag of hammers and didn't know who Marilyn Monroe was, this is probably what he would look like.
Not that I watch that show. But if there was a guy called Fox on that show, who was dumb as a bag of hammers and didn't know who Marilyn Monroe was, this is probably what he would look like.
There is Jagermeister in this picture.
That girl has a leash holding up her dress.
This photo was taken near some cabinets.
That girl has a leash holding up her dress.
This photo was taken near some cabinets.
# posted by : 3:08 PM
: 3:08 PM
Unfortunately, she'll learn her lesson too late when she finds herself paralyzed by roofies and all she remembers are those stupid dog tags dangling in her face as he date rapes her and leaves her with nothing but herpes and a huge therapy bill...
Augustus Gloop Middle School's end of the school year party got out of hand when the custodial staff broke out the MGD.
I see your Willy Wonka reference and raise you $10.
I see your Willy Wonka reference and raise you $10.
So, if there's a porno version of DB1's show, I got $20 says they call it "Is She Really Going Down On Him".
Takers?
Takers?
just watched the trailer... sorry DB1, just another reason not to watch MTV. lacks the funniest parts of the site, DB handles, the DB1 post & demented/retarded comment thread
...these people are exponentially more repulsive when you hear them speak
...these people are exponentially more repulsive when you hear them speak
I dunno what's less legal, her age or his hairstyle. Or his smirk. Or his dogtag. Or his backwards peace sign that'd get his head stomped in in the UK. Or his all too tweezed eyebrows. Or his stupid earings. Or...
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE JUST ARREST HIM ALREADY!!!!!!!!!
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE JUST ARREST HIM ALREADY!!!!!!!!!
# posted by : 4:33 PM
: 4:33 PM
Yea no kidding it could be here in like Middle school or something
http://media.photobucket.com/image/jenna%20fischer/PhotozOnline/Album%20Two/Jenna_Fischer.jpg
http://media.photobucket.com/image/jenna%20fischer/PhotozOnline/Album%20Two/Jenna_Fischer.jpg
# posted by : 4:40 PM
: 4:40 PM
i know what hes got underneath his lip is not a dirty sanchez, so what would that be called?
A sideways Filthy Francisco?
A sideways Filthy Francisco?
# posted by : 4:52 PM
: 4:52 PM
This is nothing other than a Blowfish fingerling! Once it matures, the full beardal fin display will be evident, as well as the broader girth and the cranial mandana display.
--VS
--VS
# posted by : 5:57 PM
: 5:57 PM
Is that swirly residue on her forehead, or is it a grease shadow cast from Fuckhead McPuckerknot's homage to Eraserhead?
David Lynch has no idea why he just punched his dog.
David Lynch has no idea why he just punched his dog.
She'll be a stripper within 3 years after she drops out of college upon losing her interest in her E.C.E. program and gaining an interest in cocaine & cumswapping.
She'll have three kids by 21, the first two kids will have different last names (this pud here and the next guy will both "be there in the baby's life" for all of 3 weeks). The last kid will share her last name because there is some uncertainty and her pimp is still locked up and therefore unable to settle the issue for her.
# posted by : 8:24 PM
: 8:24 PM
i was once fired from Staples.
and that was actually the best thing that ever happened in my life. because i discovered that i could actually work better paying jobs.
this couple? they will probably subsist on $9/hour for the rest of their lives in Staples. and that suits me just fine.
and that was actually the best thing that ever happened in my life. because i discovered that i could actually work better paying jobs.
this couple? they will probably subsist on $9/hour for the rest of their lives in Staples. and that suits me just fine.
With an oval racetrack 'stache encircling his pouty lips, and an anchor goatee stabiilizing his bobble-head upon the neck, one might conclude that Moozer is in need of a spin-doctor.
Katie here might very well be the Drama Queen, er, Dramamine, of his dreams.
Katie here might very well be the Drama Queen, er, Dramamine, of his dreams.
# posted by : 10:57 PM
: 10:57 PM
Why do they all pucker their mouths like that? Is it supposed to make them look rugged and manly, like if they were in a fight, all they'd have to do is pucker up, and their adversary would go yiking off in the other direction?
Leave the pouts to the purveyance of the woman, Scoticus. It's how we chicks have been getting shit done for us since the sun first rose. It's OUR weapon!
Leave the pouts to the purveyance of the woman, Scoticus. It's how we chicks have been getting shit done for us since the sun first rose. It's OUR weapon!
I would say her id should be checked, but this is HCwDB and calm rational thought has no place. So I'll check it after and see if I should put pedobag on his tombstone, and when I say tombstone I mean the portapotty I'll dump his body in.-The Great Dushulu
# posted by : 12:54 AM
: 12:54 AM
You're sixteen, you're beautiful, and you're mine... (after I get out of jail!)
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