Hot Chicks with Douchebags: Morris Action Figure

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Morris Action Figure

Get your Morris action figure!!

Now with Kung Douche Grip!!

(Woo Girls sold seperately)

# posted by Douchebag1 @ 5:08 PM

Comments:

The girl in the middle looks like a drawn Japanese person

# posted by

Discrete Harm of the Doucheoisie : 5:22 PM

The only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang.

Replace "varmint poontang" with "Morris"

# posted by

Vin Douchal : 5:31 PM

Gaybag

I can't tell if they each have 4 pounds of make up on or if someone has really poor photoshop skills.

# posted by

Lulu : 5:35 PM

james buchanan the president on the three dollar bill just twittered from beyond the grave,
"no way i'm this fucen queer, and oh yeah, the fruit flies in my day were no where near that hot, g'damn petticoats"

# posted by

euripidouche : 5:40 PM

Looks like a display at madame douchesauds wax museum

I like shiny things

# posted by

turdacious : 5:52 PM

Didn't this guy pilot the Red Lion in Voltron?

# posted by

Douche Wayne : 5:54 PM

He is Zoolander's younger brother, Marty. Marty was held back in second grade because he would come back from the boys room with poo on his head and licking his fingers.

# posted by

Troy Tempest : 6:18 PM

XiuXiang the panda called and wants his eyeliner back.

# posted by

casualencounters.com/blog : 6:22 PM

Not content to let that nasty Madame Tussaud hog the spotlight, the people of Jaipur introduce Madame Mumbai's Terra Cotta Museum.

# posted by

Medusa Oblongata : 6:23 PM

@Medusa
Madame Douchesaud sounded so much better, to my ears anyways...ehhh nevermind

# posted by

Turdacious : 6:34 PM

someone Photoshopped the living hell out of the original picture.

which can only mean one thing.

he is totally gay.

# posted by

pfah : 6:55 PM

DB1: sometimes you caption the photo just right...requires no exposition. This is one of those times. (Other times I am happy to offer alternatives.

# posted by

Chris in 'Baghdad : 7:29 PM

[closed paren] :|

# posted by

Chris in 'Baghdad : 7:33 PM

It's the traveling actor from Deadwood doing the Rocky Horror Picture Show!!! OK, the hottie in the middle is devastatingly beautiful. That is just ridiculous....Can I keep her pleeeeeease?

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:41 PM

The only thing to say about said douche is...he better be gay. Seriously buddy, put the make-up DOWN!!!!

Hott in the middle is bangin' though!

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:37 PM

What the hell's up with his nose?

# posted by

Lithi : 10:55 PM

why do gay guys get the girls.... :((( WHY!!

# posted by

Douche Assassin : 11:08 PM

ive never seen a picture so shopped in my life, this has got to be a joke

# posted by

Anonymous : 11:47 PM

he's ready to be thrown into a cryogenic freezer so that face can be preserved as a warning for all future generations on the dangers of:

1) excessive makeup
2) doucbebaggery in general

# posted by

Steve L. : 11:57 PM

Boner-fide Gaybag.

# posted by

Anonymous : 12:51 AM

The hott in the middle is an absolute DOLL.

Almost takes my mind off the fact that Crawdaddy has returned!!!!1!one!!

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2008/10/crawdaddy.html

# posted by

Rage and Lust in the times of Holbrooks : 1:06 AM

The chick in the middle certainly outshines his previous catch. However, the photoshop removal of Morris' sweaty facecraters is almost surreal. That the thing on his nose wasn't also shopped out suggests that Mo did the shopping himself (he can't bring himself to label it a defect worthy of deletion). If so, is Mo a hypervain mo or, rather, is he simply resigned to his facial fate; is it some contagious form of anal polyp that springs back every time it is surgically removed?

# posted by

Doucheminster Fuller : 4:02 AM

Middle hot is mmmm, good. Chick on the right looks a little slow. And then there's the big pile of poo on the left.

# posted by

Hong Kong Douchey : 5:34 AM

Morris might be the most femenine person in that picture.

# posted by

Dead End : 6:04 AM

My god......why DB1 why!!?? This guy is pure poo. My day is ruined.

# posted by

Anonymous : 6:59 AM

Girl in the middle is indeed beautiful in that next door kind of way. Girl on the right is giving me the look that she knows, that I know, that I know that she knows that I want to do things do her. She seems skeptical of the opportunity, but I will convince her.

oh yes - I will convince her.

Right after I pound Morris with a pool cue and the 8 ball.

- douchanon

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:14 AM

This photo is NOT shopped.

They just forgot to take the camera out of the pantyhose before snapping the pic.

His head looks like a Hershey Kiss.

Let's open it, now.

# posted by

DarkSock : 7:19 AM

It's not photoshopped. Morris just put his AstroGlide on the lens to give everything a poo aura.

# posted by

Desert Douche : 8:04 AM

Is that one of the guys who stages houses on HGTV?

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:09 AM

Looks like humanity is toast

# posted by

Double O Douche : 9:48 AM

looks like they shopped some cleavage onto the chick in the middle, and judging by how strong of a blur filter they threw on this pic they all have really shitty skin too.

the guy probably does have makeup on tho..

# posted by

Captain Abag : 11:41 AM

Morris is bested by only Millenium Bag for pure claymation, animatronic douchedom.

# posted by

Filthy McBaggin' : 2:30 PM

Thats me bitches. fuck all of you gaybags gotta go sudy

# posted by

CADMAN : 3:18 PM

Bruno will sue for copyright infringement.

# posted by

Doucheminster Fuller : 12:12 AM

morris,

you still dropping drugs in little boy's drinks to butt rape them? I always thought you were a cokc sucker.

# posted by

Anonymous : 12:48 PM

that is the faggiest straight (i assume) dude i've ever seen.

# posted by

Anonymous : 2:41 PM

yummy I love all 3 of these lesbians

# posted by

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