Tuesday, June 30, 2009

 

Morris Action Figure


Get your Morris action figure!!

Now with Kung Douche Grip!!

(Woo Girls sold seperately)

Comments:
The girl in the middle looks like a drawn Japanese person
 
The only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang.


Replace "varmint poontang" with "Morris"
 
Gaybag

I can't tell if they each have 4 pounds of make up on or if someone has really poor photoshop skills.
 
james buchanan the president on the three dollar bill just twittered from beyond the grave,
"no way i'm this fucen queer, and oh yeah, the fruit flies in my day were no where near that hot, g'damn petticoats"
 
Looks like a display at madame douchesauds wax museum

I like shiny things
 
Didn't this guy pilot the Red Lion in Voltron?
 
He is Zoolander's younger brother, Marty. Marty was held back in second grade because he would come back from the boys room with poo on his head and licking his fingers.
 
XiuXiang the panda called and wants his eyeliner back.
 
Not content to let that nasty Madame Tussaud hog the spotlight, the people of Jaipur introduce Madame Mumbai's Terra Cotta Museum.
 
@Medusa
Madame Douchesaud sounded so much better, to my ears anyways...ehhh nevermind
 
someone Photoshopped the living hell out of the original picture.

which can only mean one thing.





he is totally gay.
 
DB1: sometimes you caption the photo just right...requires no exposition. This is one of those times. (Other times I am happy to offer alternatives.
 
[closed paren] :|
 
It's the traveling actor from Deadwood doing the Rocky Horror Picture Show!!! OK, the hottie in the middle is devastatingly beautiful. That is just ridiculous....Can I keep her pleeeeeease?
 
The only thing to say about said douche is...he better be gay. Seriously buddy, put the make-up DOWN!!!!

Hott in the middle is bangin' though!
 
What the hell's up with his nose?
 
why do gay guys get the girls.... :((( WHY!!
 
ive never seen a picture so shopped in my life, this has got to be a joke
 
he's ready to be thrown into a cryogenic freezer so that face can be preserved as a warning for all future generations on the dangers of:

1) excessive makeup
2) doucbebaggery in general
 
Boner-fide Gaybag.
 
The hott in the middle is an absolute DOLL.

Almost takes my mind off the fact that Crawdaddy has returned!!!!1!one!!

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2008/10/crawdaddy.html
 
The chick in the middle certainly outshines his previous catch. However, the photoshop removal of Morris' sweaty facecraters is almost surreal. That the thing on his nose wasn't also shopped out suggests that Mo did the shopping himself (he can't bring himself to label it a defect worthy of deletion). If so, is Mo a hypervain mo or, rather, is he simply resigned to his facial fate; is it some contagious form of anal polyp that springs back every time it is surgically removed?
 
Middle hot is mmmm, good. Chick on the right looks a little slow. And then there's the big pile of poo on the left.
 
Morris might be the most femenine person in that picture.
 
My god......why DB1 why!!?? This guy is pure poo. My day is ruined.
 
Girl in the middle is indeed beautiful in that next door kind of way. Girl on the right is giving me the look that she knows, that I know, that I know that she knows that I want to do things do her. She seems skeptical of the opportunity, but I will convince her.


oh yes - I will convince her.

Right after I pound Morris with a pool cue and the 8 ball.

- douchanon
 
This photo is NOT shopped.

They just forgot to take the camera out of the pantyhose before snapping the pic.



His head looks like a Hershey Kiss.

Let's open it, now.
 
It's not photoshopped. Morris just put his AstroGlide on the lens to give everything a poo aura.
 
Is that one of the guys who stages houses on HGTV?
 
Looks like humanity is toast
 
looks like they shopped some cleavage onto the chick in the middle, and judging by how strong of a blur filter they threw on this pic they all have really shitty skin too.

the guy probably does have makeup on tho..
 
Morris is bested by only Millenium Bag for pure claymation, animatronic douchedom.
 
Thats me bitches. fuck all of you gaybags gotta go sudy
 
Bruno will sue for copyright infringement.
 
morris,

you still dropping drugs in little boy's drinks to butt rape them? I always thought you were a cokc sucker.
 
that is the faggiest straight (i assume) dude i've ever seen.
 
yummy I love all 3 of these lesbians
 
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