Monday, June 29, 2009
Morris
Oh Morris.
Your face is like a three day old loaf of pumpernickle rye after being urinated on by feral wolves and then masticated by a toothless billy goat.
Your limp, half-hearted sideways gang sign hand gesture just made a member of the Crips in Compton cry for the father he never knew.
Your kissy lips are a spectral guppy fish sucking the air of future progress out of the ether and converting it to carbon douchoxide.
Poor Caroline.
She just wanted a free drink.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 2:38 PM 
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this kissy face bullshit is too much...to her credit, at least she looks rightfully embarrassed to be near him
# posted by 
: 2:46 PM
: 2:46 PM
It also looks like he’s coping well with the crater that was left after he let the lamprey fellate his thumb.
His index finger points to her, indicating that he wants her.
His middle finger points to the floor, indicating the flaccidity of his cock.
Her exposed eye points at you, indicating that you might actually have a chance.
So, Caroline....you like appletinis?
His middle finger points to the floor, indicating the flaccidity of his cock.
Her exposed eye points at you, indicating that you might actually have a chance.
So, Caroline....you like appletinis?
You know, if I don't stop mentioning penises in my posts, I'm going to start worrying. Now, if you'll excuse me, it's time for lunch. Hotdog with a tall Woodpecker Cider and a Long John for dessert.
Are you sure you don't want a cannoli for dessert instead, Medusa?
This guy looks more like a mole than a male. She's perky and adorable!
This guy looks more like a mole than a male. She's perky and adorable!
# posted by : 3:29 PM
: 3:29 PM
His face and head look like they would move very fast through water.
Maybe he was pinched out of an anus rather than birthed.
Maybe he was pinched out of an anus rather than birthed.
get the fuck out of dodge fag boy. if you didn't serve in the corp then don't wear a dog tag you butt fag. i'm going to have my elbow eat your face little fag boy!
# posted by : 4:09 PM
: 4:09 PM
He had to comb his hair way over from his ear to have enough for a semi-fauxhawk. Seriously, though he has the spirit, this is some really weak, trite douchin'.
It's (Sledge)Hammer time.
It's (Sledge)Hammer time.
Ah yes - the "post-felchus" face. Very becumming. He's still deciding whether to spit or swallow.
# posted by : 4:34 PM
: 4:34 PM
she is very cute in a retrobleeth way. she reminds me of summers on the freshly mowed lawns of the music shed in the sticks. with her furtive steps out of hair metal and into t-shirt rock.
he is just a choad.
he is just a choad.
I haven't seen a schnozz that big since I used Arthur Kade's digital visage as the bulls-eye for a little suction darts target practice.
-The JimboDouche
-The JimboDouche
# posted by : 5:31 PM
: 5:31 PM
I find false dogtags, ie douchetags, highly inappropriate whilst our young men are out fighting Darth Cheney's war.
Can we strap Morris here to a Reaper and drop him on some insurgents, please?
Can we strap Morris here to a Reaper and drop him on some insurgents, please?
# posted by : 6:14 PM
: 6:14 PM
can we get a gulf war vet to give this phony phuck a judo chop to his dogtagged adams apple? please
what a twat... & then there's whose niblets I would cover in baby corn which I would then eat blindfolded... num, num baby corn niblets
what a twat... & then there's whose niblets I would cover in baby corn which I would then eat blindfolded... num, num baby corn niblets
That's the face he always makes, just before he vomits into the girl's handbag.
Fooking alky. Try to control SOME of your bad habits.
Fooking alky. Try to control SOME of your bad habits.
i predict a demanded takedown on this one...because thats the kind of person morris was, a low down dirty d-bag.
# posted by : 9:43 PM
: 9:43 PM
she looks like that androgenous guy from Dead or Alive...by which i mean hot for a tranny.
# posted by : 9:48 PM
: 9:48 PM
Morris the Cat called and wants all nine of his lives back so he can return and scratch this bag's eyes out for identity-theft and litterbox infractions.
# posted by : 9:50 PM
: 9:50 PM
Wow, right on time, anonbag @9:07PM! We thought you lost your internet access when your mom kicked you out for staining the drapes.
# posted by : 4:56 AM
: 4:56 AM
Hopefully that scizzors sign he is making with his hands is an indicator that in order to make the world a better place, he snipped his own dick off with a pair of dull scizzors, which would explain the happy look on Caroline's face.
# posted by : 8:55 AM
: 8:55 AM
In England, where everyone rides a cow to work and wearing low jeans can get you deported to the colonies, we used to have a car called the Morris Minor.
Strange therefore that this Morris is such a Major douchebag.
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Strange therefore that this Morris is such a Major douchebag.
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