Wednesday, June 24, 2009
The Scrotasaurus
Ah yes, one of the cut scenes from Jurassic Pec IV: The Lost Vegas.
The Scrotasaurus attacking dual ass pears sequence just didn't jibe with the "family friendly" approach. But I would've kept it.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 2:25 PM 
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Scrotasaurus doesn't realize that the hotts don't feel "all 2 inches of (his) man shaft."
They can't even see it.
They can't even see it.
First time i looked at a pic here and started laughing,
True Hotts, this guy we should call Bullethead
True Hotts, this guy we should call Bullethead
# posted by 
: 3:15 PM
: 3:15 PM
For some inexplicable reason I want to excuse him his two finger point and shit-eating grin. Hinies. Shit-eating grin. OK, I get it now. I have to go.
In my mind, I taste sweet, creamy butter.
In my mind, I taste sweet, creamy butter.
Black bottom's eyes say "He actually thinks I'm falling for that roll of quarters in his pocket trick."
Multicolored bottom's eyes and pout say "We're totally ditching this douche later and making out at the bar."
Fauxchaod's grin says "I'm totally gonna rub one out in the bathroom in two minutes since these ladies won't ever get this close to me again."
What? I didn't ask for this power, these things just come to me.
Multicolored bottom's eyes and pout say "We're totally ditching this douche later and making out at the bar."
Fauxchaod's grin says "I'm totally gonna rub one out in the bathroom in two minutes since these ladies won't ever get this close to me again."
What? I didn't ask for this power, these things just come to me.
"Scissors, Vagina, Vagina...
Vag wins." - Jean Claude Van Douche
you think ur so cool writing these little jokes you fucking FAG.
and the rest of you faggots are mad cuz you'll never get hot tail. Btw that guy is a fucking fag too.
Vag wins." - Jean Claude Van Douche
you think ur so cool writing these little jokes you fucking FAG.
and the rest of you faggots are mad cuz you'll never get hot tail. Btw that guy is a fucking fag too.
# posted by : 3:40 PM
: 3:40 PM
@Idaho
You are so very welcome, A site to behold, like seeing the grandcanyon for the first time
You are so very welcome, A site to behold, like seeing the grandcanyon for the first time
# posted by : 3:49 PM
: 3:49 PM
Middle brunette hott reminds me of Ice Man's Hott from the Hallowed Hall of Hott. My sole, and most proud nomination to the Hall of Hott, btw.
And with that thought in mind, I must excuse myself to go wrestle with my demon in the master bateroom.
And with that thought in mind, I must excuse myself to go wrestle with my demon in the master bateroom.
@CADMAN 3:40
Many thanks for your verbose homophobic retort. I believe it was Socrates who said:
"Using the word faggot, fag or any likeness thereof more than once in a blog response means that you most definitely enjoy ingesting man-sausage, and stuffing your mangina with eggplant."
...food for thought...
Many thanks for your verbose homophobic retort. I believe it was Socrates who said:
"Using the word faggot, fag or any likeness thereof more than once in a blog response means that you most definitely enjoy ingesting man-sausage, and stuffing your mangina with eggplant."
...food for thought...
Hotts or not, I am never getting Red Hot Chili Peppers cover art tattoed on me.
# posted by : 4:16 PM
: 4:16 PM
Weird how his forced, frozen smile turns slightly downward at the corners, almost as if he's trying to banish the awful, looming realization that he is (despite the presumably voluntary proximity of the two hotts) a bewildering, aching testimony to all that is Extreme Lose, Genus Edition[tm].
Well said Ash..though I think you were referring to the roll of dimes.
As a side note that is probably the most vile and retarded looking tatoo I have ever seen. Did it start off as an salamander and get fucked up, then turning into a vagina and lastly now a cross with a massive bullet wound..
I want to go home and curl up under the blankets..and perhaps dream about color'd bottom.
As a side note that is probably the most vile and retarded looking tatoo I have ever seen. Did it start off as an salamander and get fucked up, then turning into a vagina and lastly now a cross with a massive bullet wound..
I want to go home and curl up under the blankets..and perhaps dream about color'd bottom.
@PhilthyPhil
I think its his favorite butt plug. The shape of that thing is just too weird. Who gets a bulbous cross tattooed on them? Oh, douchebag, right.
I think its his favorite butt plug. The shape of that thing is just too weird. Who gets a bulbous cross tattooed on them? Oh, douchebag, right.
Huh huh, Whatever, CADMAN...IF that is your real name....I just had my hands all over some wild-ass chick for like an hour.....Oh, wait, it was me. Does that still count?
*crickets*
Hey, "hot tail" is all subjective. That's why magazines like Plumpers exist, you nimrod.
*crickets*
Hey, "hot tail" is all subjective. That's why magazines like Plumpers exist, you nimrod.
I kind of don't hate him. The tattoo isn't that bad and at least he's smiling instead of giving Blue Steel.
Oh wait.
Just saw the pierced nipple.
Yep, I hate him.
What's with all the pierced nipples around here lately??
Oh wait.
Just saw the pierced nipple.
Yep, I hate him.
What's with all the pierced nipples around here lately??
@ Ashfish 3:39
Your insight is inspiring madam. Thank you, and by thank you I mean thank you for feeding my insatiable appetite for girl on girl action.
CADMAN, dude that's just cruel. He thought the evening you two had together meant something to you.
Your insight is inspiring madam. Thank you, and by thank you I mean thank you for feeding my insatiable appetite for girl on girl action.
CADMAN, dude that's just cruel. He thought the evening you two had together meant something to you.
# posted by : 6:45 PM
: 6:45 PM
And here we see something very rare: 2 nubile, young examples of suckle thigh WITHOUT lower back tat/tramp stamp.
One of them does however have a piece of poo that has attached itself to her back. Something unfortunately not so rare these days.
Is Scrotosaurus telling his he's getting ready to actually apply the Shakazulu?
That's great. God has forsaken us all.
One of them does however have a piece of poo that has attached itself to her back. Something unfortunately not so rare these days.
Is Scrotosaurus telling his he's getting ready to actually apply the Shakazulu?
That's great. God has forsaken us all.
# posted by : 6:46 PM
: 6:46 PM
I want to smack that ass like Crucial's mom used to smack him when he complained for food while she was whoring.
@notadouche
In all fairness, she was whoring for smack being sold by a bearded motorcycle rider from Compton.
Wait.
Daddy?
In all fairness, she was whoring for smack being sold by a bearded motorcycle rider from Compton.
Wait.
Daddy?
nipple piercing on a man is about as close to being gay as a tongue piercing.
again, sorry. it's Science.
CADMAN ....i am not sure yet if you are one of us regs just having a go, but for now, i'll assume you are actually carrying the douchebag flag. that said.....fuck you. you're an idiot. and you're a BIG part of the problem. and by 'problem', i mean 'fuck you'.
again, sorry. it's Science.
CADMAN ....i am not sure yet if you are one of us regs just having a go, but for now, i'll assume you are actually carrying the douchebag flag. that said.....fuck you. you're an idiot. and you're a BIG part of the problem. and by 'problem', i mean 'fuck you'.
my god, that one in the middle, the curve of her back is like a launching deck for the S.S. Boner.
# posted by : 7:36 PM
: 7:36 PM
I'd pee in CADMAN's butt...oh wait, I already did. He's a solid 8.5, though his manhood is much smaller than that.
I would submerge myself in a cauldron of infant meconium-filled diapers, with my hands and feet bound by rusty barbed wire, while dolphin-kicking myself around the rubbish using only my tongue as a guide; until I found the one diaper containing the peach-scented prize, dispatched infinite ages ago, by the middle brunette hott’s eldest great-aunt.
And then I would feast on that nugget like a frenzied Ethiopian toddler uponst a tender granule of rice.
Because that’s the way it’s done up in THIS mug, bitch.
And then I would feast on that nugget like a frenzied Ethiopian toddler uponst a tender granule of rice.
Because that’s the way it’s done up in THIS mug, bitch.
heh heh, CADMAN is a mere cadcam draftsman in a world of computer-driven work-wankers.
I know because I used to teach those courses and thereof I know the people who populate the keypads.
He's just goin' nutz from the tedium. He needs a peaceful, permanent vacation. Say, to ACAPULCO.
I know because I used to teach those courses and thereof I know the people who populate the keypads.
He's just goin' nutz from the tedium. He needs a peaceful, permanent vacation. Say, to ACAPULCO.
# posted by : 8:40 PM
: 8:40 PM
So, ummm, Darksock... been doin' any trollin' lately?
At least I wasn't snared by your wily nets this time.
At least I wasn't snared by your wily nets this time.
But doesn't every quality troll deserve at least a bit of quality returned fire (especially since no one has said the safe word).
Today's safe word has been "intestine" as in: "Doctors in Iran who specialize in sex change operations use a section of INTESTINE to help form the 'vagina' because they claim it feels more natural." Thank you HBO documentaries.
Today's safe word has been "intestine" as in: "Doctors in Iran who specialize in sex change operations use a section of INTESTINE to help form the 'vagina' because they claim it feels more natural." Thank you HBO documentaries.
Doucheminster Fuller...why THANK YOU for telling us about the intestinal thingy with male-to-female sex changes.
Now the men who formerly got fucked in the assholes can still get fucked in the same intestinal organs relocated in another position of the body.
Wait a minute, what has this to do with the photo at hand?
Oh, a trolling thingy. POO ON YOU!
Now the men who formerly got fucked in the assholes can still get fucked in the same intestinal organs relocated in another position of the body.
Wait a minute, what has this to do with the photo at hand?
Oh, a trolling thingy. POO ON YOU!
# posted by : 11:27 PM
: 11:27 PM
If so, that'll make two of us drunk bastards swilling all the free alcohol we can get our mits on.
... or three of us, if Darksock would show up.
Heh heh.
... or three of us, if Darksock would show up.
Heh heh.
Btw... Darksock just wrapped up my vote for 'baghunter of the year for the thirty-fourth year running.
Mu'fucker has SKILLS!
Mu'fucker has SKILLS!
@Crucial
While I find the implication flattering, it simply can't be so because: I'm a practicing heterosexual; one of the previous Mrs. Fullers actually is an architect and there is a complex "maintain a two state border distance" restraining order in effect; and I seldom wear socks--spats yes, socks no.
@Triumph
Keep trying; pretty soon you'll be able to do this without training wheels.
While I find the implication flattering, it simply can't be so because: I'm a practicing heterosexual; one of the previous Mrs. Fullers actually is an architect and there is a complex "maintain a two state border distance" restraining order in effect; and I seldom wear socks--spats yes, socks no.
@Triumph
Keep trying; pretty soon you'll be able to do this without training wheels.
vin and spring
her gangway is on her poop deck to handle all those musterdrills
wow middle hot would make me give up the governorship of new york, and right hot might make me forget the gamecock state and runaway to beunos aires. don't cry for me, urgent tina,
her gangway is on her poop deck to handle all those musterdrills
wow middle hot would make me give up the governorship of new york, and right hot might make me forget the gamecock state and runaway to beunos aires. don't cry for me, urgent tina,
i think adolf said it best..
"@ Cadman
When did you first notice you like boys? Was it the awkward shower time in summer camp? Or maybe the boy-on-boy closeness one can only obtain from wrestling in gym class.
Does your girlfriend think it odd that you prefer the "Stink" to the "Pink"?
Just saying......
ASvB"
"@ Cadman
When did you first notice you like boys? Was it the awkward shower time in summer camp? Or maybe the boy-on-boy closeness one can only obtain from wrestling in gym class.
Does your girlfriend think it odd that you prefer the "Stink" to the "Pink"?
Just saying......
ASvB"
# posted by : 5:28 AM
: 5:28 AM
while we're on the topic of family friendliness, i do believe that these hotts will look like competent moms if they have kids.
yeah. it takes a lot outta girls partying at the Hard Rock just to LOOK like competent parents.
yeah. it takes a lot outta girls partying at the Hard Rock just to LOOK like competent parents.
nevertheless, i would gladly impregnate both hotts and then skip the country the morning after. Scotasaurus can pay for child support.
i can dream evil dreams, can't i?
i can dream evil dreams, can't i?
Assets are in place for the takedown. I just hope i dont scare of the the hott sisters with no visible means of support.
# posted by : 6:31 AM
: 6:31 AM
CADMAN!!! 'SUP BRA!!!
Two comment sections in a row, well played you magnificent son of a bitch!
I think the Samuri Scrote thread needs some more entries. Have at it, jackass.
Two comment sections in a row, well played you magnificent son of a bitch!
I think the Samuri Scrote thread needs some more entries. Have at it, jackass.
# posted by : 6:34 AM
: 6:34 AM
i think your all fags. and your mtv show sucks i tried to watch it i really did.
# posted by : 6:58 AM
: 6:58 AM
I see this punkass and I hear: Giggity giggity!
What a twat...
-Douche Douchestofferson
What a twat...
-Douche Douchestofferson
# posted by : 12:25 PM
: 12:25 PM
Actually Croosh I thought CADman was YOU. We're the only two here than know what CAD is, probably.
I only troll for redfish these days. Scale down, on a hot grill, olive oil, garlic salt and lemon, done in 20 minutes.
I only troll for redfish these days. Scale down, on a hot grill, olive oil, garlic salt and lemon, done in 20 minutes.
@D'Sock
See, I thought you were using Doucheminster Fuller as an alter ego - since I figured there were only two of us here who would even know Buckminster Fuller.
What do I know... I know NOOTHING.
@Vin D
Awesome!
See, I thought you were using Doucheminster Fuller as an alter ego - since I figured there were only two of us here who would even know Buckminster Fuller.
What do I know... I know NOOTHING.
@Vin D
Awesome!
Buckminster Fuller got mad skillz.....or is that crazy game?
I guess that's a Bucky Turdball under his hat, causing that tilt. Yeah.
I guess that's a Bucky Turdball under his hat, causing that tilt. Yeah.
Now you guyz, don't go getting geodesic on us...or someone might smack you in your bucky ballz.
# posted by : 7:43 PM
: 7:43 PM
that hott on the right kinda looks like that girl in meet joe black, while the ont the middle looks like that chick from.. wait I dont remember. anyway theyre both spank bank material
# posted by : 8:51 PM
: 8:51 PM
I wonder if CADMAN's nipple ring is to give his bear daddy something to play with when he cornholes CADMAN?
Nice shit-eating grin, CADMAN.
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Nice shit-eating grin, CADMAN.
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