I bet this is what his bill has written on it. Yeah, such interesting things happen at garage sales. I tried to pass it off to my gay friends, they just laughed. They must have smelled this wanker on it.
 

Oh yes it's ladies night
And the feeling's right
Oh yes it's ladies night
Oh what a night (oh what a night)


Marty busted the male stripper game wide open for lazy 20-somethings that own more than one fake "mechanics shirt" with ironic name and still live with their parents.

Oh, what a night.
 

I think the dollar bill is in his pants because his pockets are full of used tissues.

No, not used with that stuff, but from him having to dab his sweaty forehead to keep the hair gel out of his eyes.



Probably went a bit far for that one, huh?
 

http://nationallampoon.com/articles/douchebag-emergency-guide
 

Quite possibly the least enthusiastic kiss ever photographed. Of course passion is greatly diminished when a good case of oral herpes is likely.
 

thanks anon12:43...you've just proven that Anayat Fakhraie is uncreative. what a weak, weakass story.
 

@Anon 12:43/AP Johnson

I think we can agree that spammers, especially spammers of shitty knock off articles are candidates for douchebag status. Really? You had to post that in three different threads?
 

@anon

While it's true that DB1 "borrows" these photos more than he "owns" them in any real sense, it still seems rather...douchebaggy to rip off pics from his site to write your own, less-funny version of DB1's shtick. Seriously, Anayat? You were too fucking lazy to go to Myspace and find your own douchebag pics?

Is it any coincidence that "Anayat" is very close in spelling and sound to "Asshat"?
 

Dammit Donnie, you're supposed to give HER the GBH...
 

Actually, Mr. White, "Anayat" is how Hellen Keller pronounced "Asshat".
 

Is that a rape whistle around his neck? Did he drug the bleeth and steal it?
 

@Darksock1:01...or the kid wearing the hat in the last post.
 

I'm very excited to see the upcoming "National Lampoon's The Hangover," an entirely original story about four friends who wake up in Vegas and try to figure out why they can't remember the previous night.

Coming soon, straight to DVD in a second hand store near you.

- management
 

Yeah, I've already ordered National Lampoon's box set "Is She Really Going Out With That Douchebag".

@ Pfah: Kid? I thought that was Bud Light Dude's unsentinent vestigal twin.
 

When did National Lampoon decay into a community college publication?
 

yeah sure, but you HAVE to check out National Lampoon's The Bridge on the River Kwai. it's totally fucking hilarious. you'll laugh through the entire film.
 

This is the Senior Prom in Parsonville, New Jersey ( Where the 95, 195 and 295 come together to triangulate an entire community of folks, mostly named, "Guido" ...! )


They won the award for "Most Likely to Share Cosmetics"
 

@Darksock1:16...about 12 year ago.
 

"National Lampoon's Deborah Does Dallas," an entirely original story about x-rated sex.
 

"National Lampoon's Princess Bride," an entirely original story about sword play and a princess
 

National Lampoon's Shrok," an entirely original story about an ogre that lives in a swamp, directed by Don Bluth
 

National Lampoon's Maybe? Definately... ," an entirely original story starring that guy that was in one of our other movies and is now the lucky bastard married to Scarlett Johansson
 

National Lampoon's Bra! The Gun Show ," an entirely original song about that dude Bra! from HCwDB
 

"National Lampoon's The Curious Case of Benjamin's Butthole," a totally original story about a Louisiana man born with a defect that over the course of his life makes his own butthole ingest him until he turns inside out.
 

"National Lampoon's Up (yours)," a totally original computer animated story about an old widower than lures a chubby boy scout into his old victorian house...
 

10 internets all around. Man, I really need to not check this site when we have clients. Its too hard not to laugh.

@Vin

I hate that couple, I can't decide who I want to bang more DAMNIT.
 

@Ashfish...that's easy. bang them both. and then tell us all about it.
 

Fuck this shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

@ Anon 12:43

Go back to hawking porno sites in Youtube's comment sections.
 

She seems to be sucking dart poison from his face.
 

The shitty National Lampoon crap had the Flea Cone's picture in it. That takes me back to when I first started to frequent this site. One of my favorite comments of all time from that pic:

"I remember my first black-tie donkey show."
 

I just got back from walking a project near Hollywood and Vine, and the rumor on the street is that Sämurai Scrøté was working on a mega blockbuster called National Lamp Poon.
 

Crucial 3:31 FTW.

Meanwhile, Prince sits, stunned, reading the breaking news. It is a dangerous day to be an effeminate short black man with a slight build.
 

""National Lampoon's Up (yours)," a totally original computer animated story about an old widower than lures a chubby boy scout into his old victorian house..."

Neverland's a Victorian? And when did Debbie "Rent-a-Wonb" Rowe die?

Damn.....
 

National Lamp Poon? Is that like "Edward Scissor Hands" only with lighting vagina accessories? Now I have the oddest picture in my head.
 

"Rent-a-Womb"*

Just to beat Spell Nazi's Ghost to it.



Yeah, him too.....
 

I need a shower. :shudder:
 

The only media I think would be effective enough to clean that expression off his face is dogshit.
 

Pink and green on Thursday was always queer colors where I went to school. Some things never change.
 

WHEEZER at 3:37PM...yes inedeed, a very dangerous day to be any black man with a slight build and hyper-surgeried face... especially if you can sing, dance and make all the moves.
 

if we can LAMPOON the Shmeg Warrior out of human existence that would be great.
 

I think I've seen a preview for Nat'l Lampoon's Shmeg Warrior - that's the one where the douchebag cruises around post-apocalyptic Jersey raiding the world's dwindling supply of hair product?

I'll wait for the rental.
 

+ the body of a cinnamon bear.
 

go to rcokstarinc.com... I'm telling... this is an epidemic in my town