'Splosionhead's posse is diverse, but they try to hide it.
 

'DESTINY COMES ON BROKEN WINGS'.


wow. that's pretty deep. i need a few minutes to think about that....
 

Take... these broken wings... and learn to wash your hair out with Prell...
 

with broken wings, we remain tethered to the earth, never experiencing the flight of liberation that comes from allowing both destiny and free will to exist
simultaneously. slicing our life down the middle, we endlessly debate the virtues of both, with the assumption being that one will emerge victorious, and finally, we
will have our very neat way of looking at the world. but that never happens. although eventually we accept one and reject the other, the universe is not that cavalier. it honors both destiny and free will and grants them equal status. by adhering to its governing principle of yin/yang, the universe joins two seemingly opposite points
of view and creates something far greater and more magnificent.




that should make CADMAN's head explode.
 

I would have a grimace too if I just left a creampie inside of phah's bunghole
 

hi Doc. hope all is well with you.
 

I see that Kimmy's already chosen masturbation as her best option. Wise choice, Kimmy.

I'm confused by Kelly--is she topless? And if so, why is she not in front?
 

These bitches are legit, though.
 

"Good morning, Mrs. Cleaver. Isn't it a beautiful day today? I heard that Mr. Cleaver was a little rough on the beaver last night."
 

Jebus, between the hair and the fingers, that's a whole lot of pointing. I'd wonder if they were pointing with their dicks, too, but based on Kimmy's masturbatory reaction I'm guessing not.
 

Hey Phah, top of the morning to you. Hows Trix and the kids?
 

it's good to see that you still can't spell my name correctly. Mrs. Pfah is hotter than ever and we don't have any kids yet. but thanks for asking Doc.
 

phah, pfah, pussy, tight young boy anus. Its all the same to you buddy
 

hey Doc, i've been meaning to ask you...where have all your minions been? you know, the guys at your office that used to comment along with you. some of them made up by you, some of them actually real people.

just wondering.
 

This could be a new episode called where's non-douche? In this pic we have carefully hidden a non-douche. can you find him? It's a challenge since all the preening douchebags are trying to steal the spotlight.
 

She has the body of a Bulgarian 'tater digging woman. Yesss.
 

Just let your soul glow
 

Word on the street is Plinky's mom enjoys being frozen in agar, too.
 

That's right Kimmy, just elbow that douche in the nads & run far away. I spy a brothabag!
 

so much to see here...

much as i know why the caged bird sings torrents of profanity when the new pastor stops by. i can see why the black guy is pissed. first off. two white guys failing badly at acting "gangsta".

think, kimmy's farts smell like roses and her being asscocked so to speak to unleash a torrent on you isn't so bad? you really don't know where that ass has been. here's a clue, here queefs smell exactly like her farts, not good, and there is an equal chance of chunky surprise.
that elbow is the most action blonde blow out is gonna get, and he is the only mere choad in the picture.
the chick under kimmy has a dilemma. what if token grabs her cooze on the way to kimmy's right rack, he is almost there in either case.

this is the cast of O.C. real america, by which they mean ohio county indiana, in the pilot hilarity insues as each member of the cast has to explain to some random person why its called ohio county, but its in indiana.
 

Here's what happened here.

That black dude was sitting on the couch, hanging out, minding his own business studying for his Summer I midterms and waiting for his girl, Julie to call.

Out of nowhere, a gaggle of douche jumped on the couch to get a picture with the 'ethnic kid' real quick.

The middle fingers he's flashing are for the douchebag behind th camera and the jerkoffs in his lap.

Later he fucked all their girlfriends for a little revenge, and their girlfriends never went back, so to speak.
 

The next morning, the hot tub looked like a bowl of eggdrop soup, Kimmy's face looked like a glazed donut and the splosionhead mafia made an early morning hair gel run just as they had the day before.
 

Porcupine head again! WTF! This must be a disease going around campus.

Blond hottie looks like she is stroking that black dude's c*k. So, why the angry face, man?
 

You'd be angry too if you had to share Kimmy and Kelly with the three bags sporting the sploogecuts.

Agar, the new lube...
 

Never saw an Amish goatherder, ever, but they do like their Belgian horses, cattle, poultry and puppy mills.

Crucial Head is goat herding expert for this site.

Kimmy commands this photo.
 

DB1 hid a brothabag Waldouche in there and never even told us.
 

Her name must be Tanya Tucker.
 

Why the spiked hair, I just don't get it. Why God, why!?!?
 

There appears to be a copious amount of feggery going on in there. Similiar to a rooster, any one of those bags wall wake up in the morning and screech "Any cock will do!"
 

I want to punch these d-bags in the spikes and steal away Kimmy so that she may spend hours wiping my DNA off her glorious body......
 

My word, if you look at 'Splosionhead, then the tumor to his immediate left, it's as if the photo has repeated itself. Like on a roll of film (remember that stuff?) in a manual camera (holy flaming agar, I'm getting old) where you forgot to advance the film and you'd get a double exposure. And everyone would be all geeked about it when the film came back from the store a week later (where's my Metamucil?).

That being said, this pic makes my monitor smell like crotch rot and I am none too pleased. None to pleased at all, no sir.
 

Sorry, that would be his immediate right, my left. D'oh.
 

Aww snap douchesplosion black guy hiding in the back says "Fuck this shit Im out get your honkey asses of me"
 

I didn't notice the black guy after the 1st 2 minutes of examining this picture.
 

all my boys...they got the same fuckin haircut and their gettin pussy to
 

Check out Vince Shlomie the "sham wow" douch on the left...
Later that night Vince punched another hooker in the face.
 

not Kimmy again. i refuse to credit her as a hott. Kelly behind her might be. but there's insufficient evidence. i'll put her on probationary observation.

hur hur. probation.
 

What in the fuck...fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!