I think "poor sally" is a blowup doll by the expression on her latex face.
 

Look at his hairline and eyebrows. what a little bitch!
 

wot a cunt
 

Hopefully that expression is "oh God what is about to happen?!"
 

I would much out the stall of the douchiary farm in hoboken from which this choad emanates just to be the A/X medallion on the choad's chain that is lightly resting on the upward sweep of her peaches
 

The other Guido up-close and in B&W but his manicured boyish face tells me something else...That she is in for a big surprise tonight after he hands her the strap-on belt and whispers in her ear: "Plug me."

Yep, only a faggot would pluck his eyebrows.
 

pierced tongue on a guy = gay



sorry, it's Science.
 

Only one thing a pierced tongue is good for...he fellates other douches.
 

What a cock gobbler!
 

What a pole smoker!
 

She looks REALLY unhappy.
 

so this douche plucks or waxes it's eyebrows, manscapes it's hairline, highlights its hair, but then won't spend $20 freaking dollars on some Proactiv and get rid of its zits?
 

Guido + Emo = Guimo
 

that's not a tongue piercing -- he's attempting to infect the unhappy sally with the douche-flu.
 

I'd sure as hell like to give him a 2nd piercing... with an icepick
 

Hair Club For Men, I'm not just a client, I'm a GUIDO with a blow out-do ...
 

He's a Little League Umpire with a Napoleonic Complex.


She's trying to get a photo of this trainwreck with her cell phone to show her BFF and he ambushed her with toxic saliva
 

This must be a sequel to his famous novella "It Came from Jersey."
 

Hot Chicks with Lampreys
 

Is that hairline computer generated?!?! Either that or it's taken thousands of gel scientists researching around the c[l]ock to gene-splice his douchey follicles with a slugs underbelly to produce, what can only be described as - slimetacular.

The tongue piercing contains a slow release hormone replacement capsule which enhances his super feminine skills at eyebrow plucking.

I'm not normally one to judge, but, this abso-fucking-pant-twitchingly-lutely beautiful looking girl needs some fucking tender loving attention in her life not this nob-end slobbering on her like creature from the vidal-sassoon black lagoon!!!

For her sake I hope he has a lot of money - take him for all it's worth is my advice.
 

With apologies to Jerzaic Park

Shoot! SHOOT HIM!
 

Just like Stephen King's other works, The Tongue will be adapted into a crappy movie.
 

Jesus Christ. Do these Guido assholes reproduce asexually or something? Maybe that isn't a toungue stud but his bouncing baby boy budding off and about to burrow into Sally's brain to incubate.

Fuck me, but I think if you look up "hive mentality" you'll find a road map of New Jersey and a diagram of the blowout hair style.
 

That's just GROSS.
 

Run!!!
 

Vinnie's plan on slipping Terry a dose of GBH backfired terribly.
 

The Guidos are starting to get boring. It's like Attack of Clones all over again, without the hottness of Natalie Portman.
 

SHE TOOK THIS PHOT HERSELF AND QUITE PURPOSELY. BLEETH.

Army of DOuche-ness
 

Hairplugs, man-scaped eyebrows, earrings, necklaces and a tongue piercing? Whatta fag!
 

The Tongue, AKA ShIt (the sequel).
 

Sally realizes midway through her revenge plan that, hey, maybe Mom and Dad were actually right about a few things.
 

Sexual assaults from a disembodied organ? Sounds more like Clive Barker to me.

Unless Sally gets saved by a retard with super powers. Then it's definitely Stephen King.
 

Sally's patented "pout with hair over one eye look" present in both pictures pretty much screams out "See, Daddy, I am too a big girl. Deal."
 

What is with his hair??? Doe he have plugs already?? Is he wearing a really bad rug?

Maybe it's just my monitor, but it sorta looks like he's wearing foundation, too.
 

Too many WINs in this thread for me to list them all, so give yourselves a round of applause. And by yourselves I mean this guy's taint and by round of applause I mean a three-finger punch.

The scariest thing about this photo is his hairline. Then the ashy gray highlights. You've got your whole adult life to go gray, Anthony, don't rush it.

That's not a tongue piercing, it's a Viagra. Because he can't possibly get hard over a girl without chemical assistance. He's saying, "'ook, 'aby. I 'on't 'et you 'own iss 'ime, I 'omise."
 

Is this photo part of the evidence that was shown at the trial?

-Douche Bauer
 

That's the teensiest little bluebird of happiness perched on his tongue, chirping "Eat me, eat me!"

That's the staringest hairy-eyeball from a female, glowering "Yech me, yech me, oy vey, stay away!"
 

I can't wait until Jersey is on a convergent plate boundary again, so all guidos and Eurodouches get subducted into the mantle.
 

if i hadn't watched the Guido Beach video before, i would've been heaping drooling adoration on Sally.

just sayin'.
 

Her eyes beg for help her soul weeps for someone to sweep her of her feet and carry her away from dirty Jerz and the land of guido poo
 

nice tongue ring you cock sucker. this little pussy probably got that 13 year old from the local all night skating party! fucking douchebag, trick little bitch. i'll make you suck your thumb in my present little bitch boy!
 

http://digg.com/comedy/Douchebag_Emergency_Guide
 

fyi. this douchebag got caught masterbaiting at his job!