Monday, June 29, 2009
Suburban Pimp
It's hard out here for a pimp.
And by out here, I mean suburbia.
And by pimp, I mean Timmy the Clown.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 3:40 PM 
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I'z IZ TIMMY MOFO"S FUCK YA ALLZ, NOW I GOT PUBLISHED ON DA NETZ, YOUZE ALL SUXXORZ
# posted by 
: 3:45 PM
: 3:45 PM 
Are you sure that's not the little brother from "Better Off Dead?"
Looks like he read the book How to Pick Up Trashy Women.
Looks like he read the book How to Pick Up Trashy Women.
# posted by : 4:11 PM
: 4:11 PM
Tiny Tim Cratchit poses with some newfound friends not long after receiving a generous cash donation from Ebenezer Scrooge.
# posted by : 4:11 PM
: 4:11 PM
Is there any part of this photo that isn't manipulated? Black dress lost her left arm in that tiny black purse, after all.
OK, I think I see black dress' left hand, but the 12-year-old Hef wannabe might be our brilliant Photoshop, etc. expert.
I'm just saying he has a very "pliable" left shoulder region.
I'm just saying he has a very "pliable" left shoulder region.
The Make-A-Wish Foundation hired every stripper within 50 miles of the Mayo Clinic in Rochester, MN to make little Timmy's wish come true before he succumbed to leukemia...
there is a lot of girl on girl in this picture. maybe the most of all time on HCwD?
maybe there's a new category in there---girl on girl behind douchebags?
maybe there's a new category in there---girl on girl behind douchebags?
Tom Cruise, fresh off filming Mission: Impossible, took advantage of a drunken Katie Holmes at the Scientology/Playboy party.
IF thes guys are such fags why do u look at them all day? why don't u fucking get your ass some pussy, cuz u can't faggots. And you fags think your educated because you spelling is impecaple. you try too hard to come across as smarter than most. But you aint shit but little fags living in your mothers basement wishing u could hit girls half as good looking as these fags in the pictrues
# posted by : 4:48 PM
: 4:48 PM
Okay, really? WTF?? Where to start?
First off, girl on the left looks like she's about 5-6 months along.
Second and third girls look like Pink Girl's mom and aunt. Oh! Maybe it's Pink Girl's baby shower??
Suburban Pimp doesn't look old enough to vote, let alone buy beer. So, he's probably Pink Girl's Baby Daddy.
Finally, Dark Haired Girl is Brittney Spears. Probably.
First off, girl on the left looks like she's about 5-6 months along.
Second and third girls look like Pink Girl's mom and aunt. Oh! Maybe it's Pink Girl's baby shower??
Suburban Pimp doesn't look old enough to vote, let alone buy beer. So, he's probably Pink Girl's Baby Daddy.
Finally, Dark Haired Girl is Brittney Spears. Probably.
After The Dynamic Duo decided to "break-up" and go their separate ways, Dick Grayson donned a new uniform and became the Robin Baron of the Red Light District, Amsterdam Tranny Chapter.
The JimboDouche
The JimboDouche
# posted by : 4:58 PM
: 4:58 PM
Eeek.
Girl-on-girl? How about "Worn-out slag on truckstop-Annies?" The one on the far right seems to have been taken hostage. Either way, it makes me unsure of what end my lunch is going to be violently ejected from.
Is that Johnny Dang in the front? He must have left his Grillz at home in some Efferdent.
Girl-on-girl? How about "Worn-out slag on truckstop-Annies?" The one on the far right seems to have been taken hostage. Either way, it makes me unsure of what end my lunch is going to be violently ejected from.
Is that Johnny Dang in the front? He must have left his Grillz at home in some Efferdent.
what in the hell?
i mean seriously. what in the hell is happening here? is he a little person? is he 14? the brunette in red is the best-looking one of them and that's not saying much. it's almost just too much to take in right now.
i need Exlax..
thanks DB1. you're a butthole.
i mean seriously. what in the hell is happening here? is he a little person? is he 14? the brunette in red is the best-looking one of them and that's not saying much. it's almost just too much to take in right now.
i need Exlax..
thanks DB1. you're a butthole.
I don't know, folks. I think this might call for a notadouche pass. The guy (to me) doesn't really seem to exhibit a great deal of bag qualities. He just seems to be having a great time. He's just glad to be there. Sure, the white tie with no shirt is a bit of the taint. But I think he just seems goofy. And all the more power to him, I say! Dude's just a bit off. Not so scrotey, I think. Just my humble opinion, though...
# posted by : 5:38 PM
: 5:38 PM
@pfah.... I've been following the site for well over a year now, just haven't contributed to the threads much. And this is the first time I have used a name. I have generally been amongst the throng of the ever-present Anonymous... Why dost thou ask?...
# posted by : 5:59 PM
: 5:59 PM
@The Douche Abides
Because he's a DOUCHE!!! No pass.
Unless he's a 9 year old 'bagling. In which case I just find it hilarious.
Child just needs to be spanked by his father's backhand, that's all.
Because he's a DOUCHE!!! No pass.
Unless he's a 9 year old 'bagling. In which case I just find it hilarious.
Child just needs to be spanked by his father's backhand, that's all.
I'll take "Moustache wax and 6 t-shirts that say, 'One Cock At A Time!'" for 600, Alex.
# posted by : 6:19 PM
: 6:19 PM
@ The Douche Abides
I don't mean to speak for pfah, but I think...I really think he is asking if you are new here because he is cough...I think calling your 'bag hunting skills into question because umm...THIS GUY IS A FLAMING DOUCHEBAG AND YOU SAID HE DESERVED A PASS!!!
I don't mean to speak for pfah, but I think...I really think he is asking if you are new here because he is cough...I think calling your 'bag hunting skills into question because umm...THIS GUY IS A FLAMING DOUCHEBAG AND YOU SAID HE DESERVED A PASS!!!
Now if Warren from "Something About Mary" and Stevie Wonder had a runty lovechild together...
Of course he would run a lesbian cathouse.
Staffed by 'Mustang Ranch' bronze medalists.
Of course he would run a lesbian cathouse.
Staffed by 'Mustang Ranch' bronze medalists.
# posted by : 6:23 PM
: 6:23 PM
@ The Douche Abides...CruciallHead and massengill have said all i could say. you just can't give this choad a pass dude. you can't.
and hey, honestly? welcome to the party fellow 'bag hunter. thanks for leaving the lame ranks of the anons and getting yourself an identity here.
douche on brother. douche on.
and hey, honestly? welcome to the party fellow 'bag hunter. thanks for leaving the lame ranks of the anons and getting yourself an identity here.
douche on brother. douche on.
Mr. White must've peed in Blind Mellon Jr. Douche beggar cup... mmm, looks frothy.
even lil' blind douches can dig on the girl on girl action in the background... happy lil' douche w/a cup full o' piss
speaking of which, it is officially cocktail time here on the coast
cheers!
even lil' blind douches can dig on the girl on girl action in the background... happy lil' douche w/a cup full o' piss
speaking of which, it is officially cocktail time here on the coast
cheers!
Notadouche??? NOT A DOUCHE??
Seriously???
He's in public wearing a robe and tie with no shirt and sunglasses indoors and at night.
There are so many red flags with this guy that he is actually wearing one of them!
Seriously???
He's in public wearing a robe and tie with no shirt and sunglasses indoors and at night.
There are so many red flags with this guy that he is actually wearing one of them!
@ Douche Abides
It's okay, sometimes we look at these pictures and see reflection of ourselves and it is difficult to call someone who is so much like us a "douchebag." It happens to me from time to time, most recently with Mammy Miami.
It's okay, sometimes we look at these pictures and see reflection of ourselves and it is difficult to call someone who is so much like us a "douchebag." It happens to me from time to time, most recently with Mammy Miami.
Short and skinny =/ nottadouche.
Only a douche would be so smug about posing with four trannies and an amputee.
Only a douche wears his older sister's sunglasses and freebie Valentine's Day robe from Adam & Eve and thinks a white tie will make it work.
Only a douche would be so smug about posing with four trannies and an amputee.
Only a douche wears his older sister's sunglasses and freebie Valentine's Day robe from Adam & Eve and thinks a white tie will make it work.
# posted by : 7:34 PM
: 7:34 PM
@Massengill
Shocking! In the past, when I read your comments, I never really pictured you as a rottweiler?
Heh heh.
Shocking! In the past, when I read your comments, I never really pictured you as a rottweiler?
Heh heh.
I say not-a-douche.
It's some sort of a theme party and the kid got to tag along with some coed hotness.
In fact there may be ironic mock-a-douche intent in his gettup.
It's some sort of a theme party and the kid got to tag along with some coed hotness.
In fact there may be ironic mock-a-douche intent in his gettup.
# posted by : 7:44 PM
: 7:44 PM
@creature
Sometimes, for bags like this, I don't even tip the glass when I'm unleashing a stream of Mr. White's Fresh Brew. I foam that shit up real good.
Sometimes, for bags like this, I don't even tip the glass when I'm unleashing a stream of Mr. White's Fresh Brew. I foam that shit up real good.
Not sure of the authenticity, but fuck this one is awesome. And by awesome, I mean thoroughly upsetting.
# posted by : 8:05 PM
: 8:05 PM
Anon @ 4:11 hit it on the head. It was somewhere out there on the tip of my tongue that I had seen this before.
# posted by : 8:06 PM
: 8:06 PM
Upgraydd called in a hit for this guy. I guess even the chumps have a shot in the biz
# posted by : 8:07 PM
: 8:07 PM
Okay, feckless fellas, this is that short-shit little Asian fellow with the gnarly braces. I cannot recall his site moniker here, but one of our compatriots will forthwith look him up and report back to us all.
Meanwhile, I'm seeing green when I look away from this photo. And flossing with long hair.
Meanwhile, I'm seeing green when I look away from this photo. And flossing with long hair.
# posted by : 9:46 PM
: 9:46 PM
What happened to Captain Bringdown? He was one of the funniest motherfuckers on this site. I also miss Flyteeth. Have they succumbed to untimely celebrity passing as well? Noooo!
although the word "suburb" and its grammatical variations have been invoked many times in HCwDB discourse, this is the very first pic that actually makes me seriously consider whether they (i.e. suburbans) are all out to douche you.
I love girl on girl action. I love girls in general, and when those girls love each other and express it in a physical manner I am at my happiest.
That said even with the girl on girl in this pic I feel nothing.
And that's the worst thing of all with two set of girls kissing in the pic I feel nothing.
That said even with the girl on girl in this pic I feel nothing.
And that's the worst thing of all with two set of girls kissing in the pic I feel nothing.
# posted by : 1:00 AM
: 1:00 AM
Suburban Pimp??? More like Suburban Shrimp! He needs to take some photoshop lessons and come back when he has some hair on that puny chest
# posted by : 5:44 AM
: 5:44 AM
Silly photoshop nerd. Nice. Now go back to painting flames on Optimus Prime for your Transformers collection.
# posted by : 5:50 AM
: 5:50 AM
This is what the kids from Slumdog Million thought was going to happen to them.
# posted by : 6:14 AM
: 6:14 AM
I'm saying notadouche on the grounds that this looks like a themed party. A douche is a douche 24/7, and we can't confirm that this guy follows the proper regiment for that lifestyle.
# posted by : 6:24 AM
: 6:24 AM
Just like everything else in that town, the Chuck E. Cheese's in Las Vegas did things a little differently.
# posted by : 7:00 AM
: 7:00 AM
This little incher...must be pretty frustrating. Even if he was able to get with one of these drunk sluts, which wouldn't be hard, they'd laugh him away with his rice dick. So easy to see unfolding.
Graduate from the pitcher to the coke spoon and you might have a chance, tiny.
Graduate from the pitcher to the coke spoon and you might have a chance, tiny.
Yeah, thanks, I do mean Big Bats Maru the grillz designer. This twink could be him or a close relation.
Also noted: strange formations on upper lip dermis, not necessarily consistent with male hormones. Or female, for that matter.
Also noted: strange formations on upper lip dermis, not necessarily consistent with male hormones. Or female, for that matter.
# posted by : 8:35 AM
: 8:35 AM
@doucheminister
ah the giant textbook of vulvar disease. good to know gift wrapping is available. nothing says cangradulations on your, wedding, anniversary,military induction, graduation,etc than a book about vulvar disease. i wonder if you have to order early to get it in time for valentine's or mother's day?
ah the giant textbook of vulvar disease. good to know gift wrapping is available. nothing says cangradulations on your, wedding, anniversary,military induction, graduation,etc than a book about vulvar disease. i wonder if you have to order early to get it in time for valentine's or mother's day?
I just picture him in boogie nights dancing around shooting off fireworks. FAG-A-DOUCHE.
# posted by : 7:38 AM
: 7:38 AM
Hey we're starting to cross a line here. this guy is just having fun at what's probably a costume party. Are we going to elminate all good times with mockery - I say no to that you bores. Dude does not strike me as a douche..
# posted by : 1:56 PM
: 1:56 PM
well i think that this is some sort of theme party...u kno like a studio 54 type of thing.
the guy is prob just bending down or who knows they might be on some stairs and he is a few below the girls
the girl in the black's hand is behind the guys robe and the girl in the pink is clearly wearing a baby doll dress so it naturally goes out like that...duh!
and no he is not a douche, just having a fun time at a THEME party u ass holes...stop ruining other ppls good time and maybe try and get ur own life
the guy is prob just bending down or who knows they might be on some stairs and he is a few below the girls
the girl in the black's hand is behind the guys robe and the girl in the pink is clearly wearing a baby doll dress so it naturally goes out like that...duh!
and no he is not a douche, just having a fun time at a THEME party u ass holes...stop ruining other ppls good time and maybe try and get ur own life
# posted by : 3:32 PM
: 3:32 PM
you all are fucking stupid it was a theme party, find something better to do with your life
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