Arrrggghghhh!
 

Mandana Mark just discovered the hair where "Patty" shoulda had a tramp stamp.
 

i'm giving this guy a pass.
 

so douchey he's nottadouche
 

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh vampyr, stake him!!! Well actually I know they are contacts, but I've found a stake through the heart is also effective against douchebags.

I also will go for beheading them and burning the head and body separatly, but that's more recreational.
 

Now that's an innovative look even i haven't considered....yet.
 

I was ready to come in and rant my ass off but...


Pfah @ 1:50 PM:


Huh ??!?!? Are you drunk?
 

I would feel better about the whole thing if they switched tops.
 

The hills have eyes douche.
 

Hey, that girl is the one from that video, where she makes the same stupid face in every pic.
 

I'm with Wheezer@1:49 -- I think (s)he's tucking...
 

Here it is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyT7GfQZyNE

A smorgasbord of smeg.
 

@Vin Douchal...not yet brother. not yet. and i was kidding. this picture left me at a loss for words.
 

@ Chia 2:30

Brava!!! I had been telling someone about that video of the kissy-lips bleeth, but I couldn't find the link, thanks for the assist.

And I'm stunned to see a video response to kissy-bleeth, featuring our very own Crimson Ted. They refer to him as "Creepy Dude", and, after reviewing the video, I had determined he is indeed one Creepy Dude. Enjoy!
 

Arlo’s deep-seeded affection for unspooling his flaccid albino penis at inopportune moments, came to a breathtaking halt, as Ingrid coyly sent her sharpened stiletto heel through the bulbous tip as it languished on the ground below.
 

Santa's off-season outfit wins him all the ladies!
 

Btw, is there any truth to the rumor that Perez Hilton once played the lead electric triangle for Unspooled Albino Penis?
 

The other people in this picture are so appalled, they can't even look at that pair.

I think that's a witch in the background on the left, as evidenced by her nose.

The guy in the background on the right appears to be wearing a piece of green screen from the latest sci-fi gay porno movie he just got done making.
 

@ Medusa

That was awesome. Crimson Ted is in a league of his own.

My theory is he suffers from vertigo and actual thinks he's looking at the camera and smiling
 

wait a minute, she looks familiar, has she been on this site before?
 

This Anal Wart takes douche to a new level.
Unreal, I'm really at a loss for words
 

Maybe he's unclear on purpose of belts and suspenders. Or maybe he's extremely worried about his pants falling down. Or maybe he's a big Larry King fan.

"Pierced nipple douche, hello..."
 

I'm with Pfah, I give him a pass for his creative self-expression.

With tattoos that say "I'm good at manual labor", nipple piercings that say "Don't look at my penis", suspenders that say "I have a flamboyant sense of style, but my Ed Hardy shirt is getting re-sequined", and contact lenses that say "I'm ok with you staring at my contacts to appear interested in the self-absorbed bullshit coming out of my mouth" this guy has to be a winner right?

Right?
 

Freak Eyes and Butter Face hookin' up.

- Oucheday Agbay
 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyT7GfQZyNE

I knew I recognized that girl.
 

Jack knew that he could party hearty in confidence: even if his white belt blew out, he had white suspenders in place as a back up.

"Hey Hunky," purred Sue. She was the kind of woman that knew what she wanted, and any man that could successfully field an auxilliary pants retention system fit her requirements.

Jack grinned: not only am I assured of optimal pantal positioning, he thought, but my t-shirt obscures the fact that I am hung like a marmot. Sue here looks like she's a woman who knows what she wants, and 'hung like a marmot' is likely not among her requirements

--VS
 

ugnaaaahhhhhh!

*cough*

...dinner wasn't free. Now I'm going to need to eat again before bed.
 

Fail mandana is fail. Not to imply that a "win" version exists.
 

I'm fascinated by her nose, which from this angle combines with her cheekbone for weird effect. It’s not a small nose. And is that his t-shirt hanging from the white belt? Meaning he took the shirt off in da club? Somehow that makes it worse for me.
 

My God its the white trash Lord Raiden.
 

I mean seriously, in all reality.....How can you look at yourself in the mirror, looking like that, and not want to kick your own ass, let alone go out of the house like that!?!?!?!
 

He's possessed! Look at his eyes!

Oh, and LMAO @ this pic. I want him in the weekly.
 

Bare, pumped and inked chest = scrote

suspenders w/ a belt = knucklehead

white eyes = gentleman of unquestionable taste, savoir-faire and panache.

Hmmm...I'm afraid I'm at a loss with this one.
 

I'm convinced that Crimson Ted is either
1) Photoshopped into 90% of those pictures
OR
2) Is the modern, douchier version of Bernie from "Weekend @ Bernie's" and his friends take him partying with them to keep his "legacy" alive

This guy, however, is a douche!
 

From "Once Upon A Time in the West":

(paraphrasing)

"The man wears suspenders and a belt. How can you trust a man who doesn't even trust his own pants?"
 

He's doing a remake of end of the Kiss Video "I Love It Loud", except it is without the music...or the video...he should be watching the horse race like the other guys. Bottom line- He needs to be Tianamen Squared.

-Douche Bauer
 

His eyes remind me of the old movies set in a haunted house, where someone would spy on a room through the eyes of a painting on the wall. His face just looks wrong.
 

His look screams backup dancer in an off off off Broadway road company of The Marky Mark Story. Her look screams Argentine pre-op tranny. I don't care how tough you think that pseudotribal shit on your chest makes you look, a tat below the navel screams that you were just looking for an excuse to have someone jam needles within a foot of your prostate. Either that or it's a really ornate public service announcement that says "If you're reading this, you might have syphilis."
 

ARRRGGGHHHHH!!! My eyes, my eyes!!! This scrote-choad is clearly a contender for the weekly, if not the monthly, and possibly even HoS material.
 

I'm not sure the guy is real-I get a kind of Madame Tussaud effect with the hands and eyes. Maybe he is the exhibit for "21st Century Douche" at the Smithsonian
 

yes. yes this is angry-making.
thanks to this i'll need to roam the streets with a baseball bat tonight.
the bashing will be indiscriminate.
 

It's like my Grampa always told me when I was a wee fry: "If he wears white suspenders, he butt-fucks trans-genders".

I wonder how Gramps knew about that....
 

he wins "hot dog" eating contests without chewing
 

douchebag metaredundancy.

obviously his stylized redundant belt/suspender system has taken bleeth of her head tilt game, plus she has lost some pucker. the shirt/towel and bandana redundancy is getting underrated.

i would be enormously pissed at this bag but for two things.
1 his hott is so ubitquitous nigh internet famous that she fails to inspire covetous desire.
2 looks like the dude behind him picture-left looks like he is a salty word away from delivering a beatdown.
3 pink beret che-bag on the right makes me giggle like a school girl
 

er three things.
 

oh oh i know what it is!

that's not ejaculation. that's penis vomit!
 

Despite the fact that prolonged exposure (through HCwDB) has increased my ability to view and comment on all varieties and depths of douchedom, every so often I am pushed to the point of, as the title suggests, disbelief...unreal.
 

What would compel this girl to pose with this guy? Let me see if I get this right:

-matching tats on chest
-pierced nipples
-white suspenders with matching white belt
-hand towel resting over his crotch area
-diaper wrapped around his head

Now I see why I never picked up hotts in clubs...
 

No doubt we have major doucheage here, but I think we have a case of identity crisis douche.

What kind of Douche is he?
 

I can't unsee that, can I?

On the other hand, he color coordinates with his hott nicely.
 

Wow thats alota douche its like the gay ass douche scrote version of a chicano gang banger oh snap check out the bitch tattoo under his belly button
 

I fought this guy in The Matrix last night.
 

this girl makes the same face in every picture because she has a busted grilllll
she needs braces BADDDDDDDDDDDDD
 

I give props for posting the douchebag photo, cause this guy looks like a dirty butthole, but wheres the hot chick? Who ever the fuck is on the right looks like a tranny!. on a tranny scale ( 10 being the best ) I would rate her a 3 at best on the tranny scale. YIKES!
 

Oh Lord have mercy on us all. How can Mr 'Spenders not be the biggest D-Bag of all?? I for one am in total disbelief and must state unequivocally that my waking mind simply refuses to accept that this pic is not a Photoshop creation from the devious mind of DB1 .please ,it can't be real ,it can't be real , it can't be real.
 

http://digg.com/comedy/Douchebag_Emergency_Guide
 

that is one ugly ass chick. I would rather hump a pile of bricks then stick my cock in that trash hole
 

where the hell are people like this centralized and congregating? what an unfortunate fucking crowd. is that guy wearing white-out contacts? who.. does... that..?
 

girl has a penis