Extreme Douche; making Randy proud.
 

XTreme Champion Douchebag...

Now I know where to target this salvo of Maverick missiles.
 

Man I'm so fkin cool cause I beat on other men with my fists like a neanderthal. After that I hug them close to my ass so they can smell my smegma through my tight spandex. Chicks dig my smegma to but alas my nadds hurt from getting kicked there one to many times.
 

meh. this choad is douchey alright but this whole scene is staged to look over the top. you can tell ted is obviously a bag but he is trying to hard here. the girls aren't hot either.
 

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World Champion of Mixed Douchal Arts.
This MDA World Champion weighing in at 16oz. of pure, liquidy Douche.
 

After molesting the sandwich tray, Lance moved on to raping the gravy boat.
 

Mixed martial arts, the official sport of douchebags.

Ted stole the belt from Stumpy McFisthead.
 

And here tonight to prove the inverse ratio theorum of cockk length to belt buckle size is Jimmy "egg dick" McStumpdong.
 

Clinton was perturbed when Ebay, again, sent him the wrong brace for his neck scoliosis
 

The mirth was freely flowing, after Ronald’s vertebrae was successfully replaced with a tire iron.
 

It was at this very moment, that Corey knew all the hard work leading up to his hoola-hoop championship victory, was worth every drop of blood, sweat, and tears.
 

The girls were flummoxed, but undaunted, as they continued to pry away at Augie’s freshly forged chastity belt.
 

Generic Affliction tee?

Left brunette cheek to chin area looks like the puppet from the Saw series.
 

Carlos proudly displays his handiwork, after hijacking Pfah’s gold VW rims, and recycling them into his newest rodeo belt.
 

Meet Lance Thadd, WWFA* World Champion!


*We Will Fuck Anything
 

Ziggy would never have to worry about being punched in his colostomy port ever again.
 

Introducing: The New Ford Strap-On. The most environmentally friendly car ever.
 

@ Massengill 10:03

Nice spot. Please answer the following SAT question:

"Affliction" is to "Xtreme Couture" as "No Fear" is to:

a) Calvin peeing on the Ford logo

b) Ain't Skeered

c) Calvin peeing on the Chevy logo

d) none of the above
 

This picture's been up for over an hour and there hasn't been a Darksock's cockring joke yet??

Shame on you people.
 

Presenting the winner of the international Fred Durst lookalike championship......
 

Maurice was ecstatic when he discovered that his newly purchased DarkSock Cockkring® came with an internal, battery operated, belly-button dildo.
 

They call him Hand Solo because he did it all for the Wookie
 

And every time one of Ted's codeine-hardened turds rounded the corner of his large intestine, it would then strike his belly-gong with a resounding "bonnnng".
 

Armando was pleased to see his collection of railroad pennies put to good use.
 

The semi-hotts are gathered only because they think it's chocolate on the inside.
 

This picture's been up for an hour and no anon has chimed in with, "Yo, dudes fags haterz! That's Lance McManprong, the February Ultimate Fisting Champion! He would kick all of you fags asses!"

I'm disappointed.
 

Congratulations, Ted ate the 8 pound burger at Burger Town.
 

"Lance's sisters questioned his idea of decorating his colostomy bag with gold foil, but they tried to be supportive nonetheless."
 

After that fateful buckshot wound to his thorax, Alejandro was gracious for the doctor’s lightening-quick brass manhole cover grafting procedure.
 

"Steph was initially excited by her purchase of a solid gold replica of The Colossus, but imagine her dismay when rubbing her moist privates against it revealed that it was just a gold leaf-covered douchebag."
 

The jig was about to be up for C3PO...
 

Later that night Stevie disembowelled himself while puking up a pint of Jägermeister.
 

for a split second there I thought the belt was actually some form of hardened scaly carapace, and we were being forced to gaze upon the first recorded sighting of the elusive 'Armadildo'
 

I've seen this guy fight under the name Rusty Trombone.
 

I've seen this guy fight under the name Dirty Sanchez. His finihing move was Donkey Punches.
 

I've seen this guy fight under the name Ben Dover. His finishing move was the Jelly Donut.
 

Lately people on this site have been saying all the girls in a lot of pictures are not hot. I say that unless your woman looks like Jessica Alba, Halle Berry or Olivia Wilde you need to STFU. Half of you wish you had women who look half as lovely as the women in this picture. These are nice looking home grown babes. Anything else would be fake. So, don't act like you didn't just bust one looking at sexy on the left in red.
 

@ Anon 11:34

I didn't just bust one looking at sexy on the left in red. Can I still act like that?
 

@ Anon 11:34
Next you'll tell me that these are nice girls from nice families...
Nice girls...nice families...
There a bunch of hookers!!!!
 

@anon 11:34

I did not just bust one to the girl in red on the left.

I busted one to the girl kneeling in front. So there.
 

@ Anon 11:34

I in fact did bust one to the girl in the red on the left. And if you give me 12 minutes I'll bust a second one to Jenny Elfman kneeling down there as well.

Yes I will.

O Yes.
 

I think they're all cuter than kittens having sex.
 

U ltimate
F ucking
C hoad
 

I have an overwhelming urge to kick him in the face. Repeatedly.
 

Home for a holiday weekend from the Scrote & Homeboy Institute of Technology, Dan crashed his baby sister's Sweet 16 party.

Sorry - they're cute girls, but they look a bit underage to me.
 

@darksock

Have you ever taken a close look at kitten cock? They've gotten dripping, pustular spikes on them. Kitten sex ain't as hot as you might think.
 

HES A HOTTIE! FUCK U H8RZ!
 

His not really that good of a douche he stole the title Bucky could out douche him any day
 

Pinkie and Poufy encourage fellow classmate Slinky-Bru in mentoring Slinky-White in the correct hand-position for activating the special edition brass-plated Waring blender, so as not to splatter the contents all over the kitchen.

Ted's t-shirt apparently has nothing to say about it, nor does Ted, who merely gives back the hairy eyeball to any and all lookers.
 

@ Anon 11:34

If by "Bust one", you mean vomit, then yes, yes I did.

@ Douche Wayne 10:30
WIN. nothing makes me want to pull a Beltway Sniper than seeing that shit in the back window of those oversized cock-accessories driven by those fuckwits.

@ Mr. White 12:31
I'm afraid to ask how you know that. The obvious answer is "research", but I have a feeling the answer ain't that obvious.

U nder
F rankie's
C ock

U mberto
F ucks
C olons


U nbelieveable
F ist
C apacity
 

The one on her knees I'm 90% sure does amateur porn under the name of Nikki on a site called welivetogether.com

I'd know for sure if I could see her inch long nips or see her spit on some other chicks clit before going down on her.
 

U nstoppable
F elching
C raze
 

U rinary
F etish
C onvention
 

U nlikable
F ruitcake
C untwads
 

U gly
F latulent
C avemen
 

Wince McMahon
 

Vince McManwhore
 

Vince McManhole
 

Squint McMangina
 

Squeebles McFlufferluffington
 

oops
 

Vince MilkMan
 

Rinse DickMayo(n)
 

Glints LickMan
 

Dunce MuckMan
 

geez that girl is acting like the biggest mouth whore. go ahead little bitch. suck a cock for daddy! and what about the two whore bags in the red. look like they are buzz on coke again. looks like that whore bag in the pink is suppling all the male sperm for the party to put up their stinking vagg! good job pink why to be a whore bag, just like in high school; you cock tease batch!
 

Little White Pinafore takes a break from slurping at the spigot of Ted's Deluxe Urostomy Port.

Sometimes it isn't all poo, it's Mr White's Brew.
 

that right there is the championship belt for "i dodged the draft for Iraq so that i get to wear combat fatigues and pretend that i'm a man in front of some clueless bimbos and so on."

what? there was no draft for Iraq in the first place?!

what about Afghanistan?

... FUCK!

no wonder there are so many shit-eating girly men around.
 

so lets see, a quick google here a quick google there...
the t shirt is 40buck
the wwe replica war is raw or some such belt is 2-300 dollars.
getting a chick to touch or simulate touching of your package in mock adoration of your mock accomplishment: priceless

call me an optimist, but either the whole photo is staged, or the girls are having a chuckle.

either way, down in front is uncomfortably close to scrote's would be groinal area.

my new bucket list entry: i want her to come in for a job interview, i want her to discuss pay, work conditions,her resume, all signs pointing to how great she might be...then wham, explain this photo. whatever on earth were you thinking? even if its a joke and he is gay and/or your boyfriend, i think this represents a serious lapse of judgement. tough love, tough love.
 

Nice replica WCW belt.
 

kelly you sloot bag whore
 

Hi everyone, I'm one of the girls in the pic!! All I'm thinking right now is, don't u guys have anything better to do than talk shit about ppl u don't know?? As far as the person that posted this Ur a hater. Get a life!! Thanks for all the attention it's flattering!! By the way everyone in this photo is cool as hell! Luv u guys!! Have a great day!! :)
 

the girl on the ground is the hottest of the bunch.id take her home anyday.the guy is a wannabe FAG. but id invite any of the girls to brunch with my mom on sundays than dessert at my house afterwards.mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm