Megan Fox is hot
 

Let us not forget that he pulled Tiffani Thiessen and Vanessa Marcil, as well.

My hate burns with the fire of 1,000 suns.
 

I have the biggest girl-crush on Megan Fox. She is stunning, edgy and bas-ass... yet is engaged to a big steaming pile of 9021-scrote. Damn you, Silver. Damn you to hell.
 

She is the living embodiment of premature ejaculation.

He is classic ghost poo. You shit and when you stand up to wipe and survey the damage the turd is monstrous. But upon the attempt to wipe, you become immediately dumbfounded. For there is no poo on the poo paper. The entire occurrence seems surreal, for how could a shit so ghastly leave no trail as to its origin? Its as if the poo had always been there.

And it has. David Silver is the ghost poo of our collective conscious.
 

*Whoops, meant to say "bad-ass"
 

Yesss......Megan Fox isss lovely, Preciousssss....and precioussss, too! Yeeessssssss..........
 

damn- and I was having a good day and you pull this shit on us DB1?
 

Reports indicate that Megan Fox is dumb as a box of rocks. In light of these facts, this news is not at all surprising.
 

Whats with the "ok, you walk 10 feet in front of me, and they won't know we are banging" thing that celebs and scrotes do?

And yes, here's another girl-crush on Megan Hot Fox.
 

poor Meagan Fox is a very confused & silly young gal
 

There is no God!!!!!!
 

I agree with creature. Is she beautiful? Yes. Is she a total high maintenance bimbo? You bet. I wouldn't want her and her narcissism cluttering up my life. She isn't bleeth - yet. But she is very young and if she actually marries Douche Silver, she will careen down the path of Greico Maximus and end up either in rehab and marry a no name zero (a la Bleeth) or some industrialist as a trophy, OR, spin her way down into oblivion.
 

Mike said...
"Reports indicate that Megan Fox is dumb as a box of rocks."

Well, Mike, I'm not Alex Trebek. I don't want to quiz her, I just want to get naked with her.

She's dumb, and hot. Perfect! Unfortunately there's not accounting for taste.
 

Megan,

Please don’t take this the wrong way; but I would slaughter every Giant Panda in existence with a sack of rhinoceros horns, just for the privilege of awkwardly masturbating to nude images of the toaster-oven in your kitchen.

Sincerely,

Crucial Alöysius Head, Sr., Esq., Dr., AIA
 

If the picture were a little lower, we would actually see that the "shirt" Scrotebag is wearing doesn't end at his waist but instead goes down to his upper thighs...because it's a minidress and that's how he likes it. He also likes the way the soft material rubs against his right nipple. It's all fake. Megan just needs a cover up bf so she can be in a "relationship" where she doesn't actually have to romp in the sheets.
 

Hasn't worked? Terminator: TSCC anyone?
 

Megan Fox = Toe Thumbs

Don't believe it, google it. A hott only in so much as I don't have to hold hands with her. However, a good pair of welding gloves might fix things.
 

Who gives a shit? She's hot, but not that hot. Now if Maria Sharapova was dating a douche, I'd be upset.
 

today was like a car accident, followed by a train wreck, followed by a sinking ship, followed by a plane crash, followed by a walking turd in a leather jacket with a popped collar. wow. now i'm going to wash my eyes out with broken glass.
 

Why do celebrities wear the ugliest shit? I don't care if you paid $2,000 for a blue leather jacket or someone famous designed your purple dress. You can be casual and not look like you pick through the rejected donations dumpster behind Goodwill .
 

FYI, He had a very good role in Terminator, the Sarah Connor Chronicles. Too bad FOX cancelled the show.
 

Megan,

Please don't take this the wrong way, but I would bottle your bathwater, boil it and freebase your underwear.
 

Megan Fox is hot. However, after seeing her all the time and how she speaks, she is starting to sound more like a high maintenance bitch...She's almost a bleeth. I would like to save her, but I'm not moving to L.A.

I would take Marisa Tomei over Megan Fox any day of the week. Marisa may be around 44, but she's still fuckin' hot.

ohhh...and Olivia Wilde too. :)
 

If you like Tomei, see The Wrestler. Great movie. Her performance was particuliarly moving, and by moving, I mean my groin region.
 

Hehehe I did see the Wrestler...she made me very happy in that lol
 

I'd slam Marisa Tomei on the floor, on a fridge, parking lot, casino, coffee shop, restaurant, movie theatre, a stranger's house, construction site, bridge, sewers, on the back of a pickup truck, in a washroom, in the Wal-Mart condom aisle, at Canada's Wonderland....

Well...pretty much anywhere and everywhere.

Then again, my mind is full of sick and twisted shit.

Perhaps that's a good thing.
 

Celebrities can suck it, and by suck it, I mean go die.

There may not be something as "too dumb" for you, Anonymous 3:10pm., but I must agree with Mike, it's not surprising that Fox, who is well-below the too-dumb for interest line for me, is with this leftover 9021scrote (h/t 2:41 for that designation).

Also. Silver+Fox=Barbara Bush. Not hot.
 

I thought this bagger was Brian Austin Green (BAG). Even his parents knew he would grow to to a level of doucheness that requires all caps.

This BAG will be found in the arms of Ian Ziering in nothing but his mandana. This could happen as soon as this weekend.

I will then create a safe enviroment for the Hott Pocket to cry. I will then bang her till I cry.
 

As DB1 is quick to remind us, there is but one antidote for a splurge of over-Bleeth: librarian hott.

Perhaps she is also the Balm in Gilead for too much douchery.
 

Knowing that she is jamming this clown, I wouldn't fuck her with Oopma Proompa's dick and Acey Douchey pushing. Besides, I'd rather have the older version of her . . . Angelina.
 

about time DB1. I have been wondering how come you have not highlighted this atrocity yet. (apologies if you did and I missed it). This is the perfect throw-your-hands-in-the-air-and-give-up for all normal dudes out there. W.T.F.
 

What do you mean, hasn't worked in 15 years? Didn't you see Domino?! Brian Austin Green and Ian Ziering were clearly the highlights entirely because they played themselves. Well, ok, so Kira Knightley didn't hurt none either.
 

i dunno, i don't feel the rage towards brian austin green. he's a washed up has been teen idol in his mid 30's and he's hitting the most drooled over woman in hollywood.

then again, his initials are B.A.G.

either way, megan fox is definitely the "it girl" this year.

and by "it girl", i mean "the reason your carpet is crunchy below your son's computer desk"
 

It came from a Jerry Bruckheimer film....

Look, she's Bleeth. There are porn stars that are equally to better looking, and we at least already know what their lady parts look like.

I also know that many have more talent and brains (doesn't say much though), and are inevitably better lays. I am however willing to volunteer for a fuck-off to confirm.

Seriously, I wish people would quit fawning over this trollop. I see 50 of her walking down the street in midtown Manhattan in an afternoon. Beverly Hills Scrote Suck not included.

Let it go, let him have her.
 

Look, I'm not saying I wouldn't bang her. I'm just saying, she's a garden variety hot dumb chick the likes of which you could find at any community college or sorority house in the lower 48 states. The extent of her acting skills seem to be draping herself over a motorbike in just the right fashion to reduce blood flow to the brain. Her shelf life is five, seven years tops and then she'll move on to even bigger douchebags in order to stay quasi-relevant, most likely a reality show documenting her marriage to a member of Papa Roach.

I could be wrong, hell, I'd like to be wrong. Time will tell.
 

Ian paid his dues as a voice actor in "The Mighty Ducks" (animated series).

Plus the cameo the mighty BCS refers to was pretty sweet.

Nottadouche.
 

I spent most of my adolescence making knuckle babies to Leann Tweeden and Brooke Burke from my mom's Frederick's catalogs and anytime Vanessa Marcil was on tv, I had to run to the bathroom to exorcise the demons.

Therefore, I'm a hater. Screw this guy.
 

fuck! that brian green as rob van winkle photo actually hurt when i opened it. is it too much to ask for a warning next time?
 

Of all the rage inspiring douche bags on this site. This is actually worse than Jessica Alba and Cash Warren.

Excuse me while I go punch cute penguins at the zoo now.
 

so does Megan Fox actually know what a carburetor is?

nevertheless, i would fuck her brains out and kick her douchebag into the ditch if given the opportunity.
 

Meh...here's the rotten cuntbag's opinion, for whatever it's worth...Yeah, she's hot. A little TOO hot, if you ask me. I think there gets to be a point where someone is SO perfect, SO flawless, they almost become object as opposed to person. The aforementioned Tiffani-Amber Thiessen comes to mind, as does Charlize Theron.

Both are knockouts, indeed. But there is something in the flawless symmetry of their faces, the lack of any quirks or imperfections whatsoever that seems to rob them of character and distinction. I read once that one of the most requested noses in plastic surgery is Charlize's. So, she has the gold standard, apparently. And now she has a face that can be seen fifteen times a day in LA and NYC.

Would I love to go to sleep and wake up looking like this? Sure. And then I could make shit-tons of cash by giving casting agents woodies. However....Thiessen is already fading into obscurity, and not aging well at that. Fox's clock is ticking, and, were it not for her impressive (and ugly) turn in "Monster", Mz. Theron might have headed down the same path.

Smoking hot perfection has an expiration date, unfortunately. And there is usually little to back it up, as one gets so accustomed to being "hot" that they spend little time developing any talent or personality. And now what Megan Fox has pissed off Jerry Bruckheimer, she's pretty much done for, save for the occasional Playboy appearance. It's kinda like most really rich guys are fat, ugly goons, they don't need to hit the gym, their cars get them all the pussy they can handle.

I dunno, kids....The Megan Foxes of the world will always be the light to which all the rest are held up and turned down. But what would Penelope Cruz be if she went and got the Charlize special? That nose is SO her, and it makes her SO hot. Same goes for Anne Hathaway, uhuhuhhhhh....So far from the 'Ideal' that she makes her own special brand of hawtness. And Christina Hendricks? By the Hollywood standard, she is "disgustingly obese". Well, if that's what disgustingly obese looks like, smear me in chocolate cake and throw me at it.

Ms. Fox is certainly getting all she can--too damn good looking for anyone with any soul to approach her, too damn stupid to look for better. I'll see her in rehab in ten years, and I don't mean the pool in Vegas. As for Anne Hathaway, I'll see you in my office....
 

this bag though scrodious isn't that important to me.

besides megan fox still has directions to my house tatted on her ribs, every time she lapses into a k-hole she gets delivered like fed ex. although with her in that condition, i prefer to go brown...

megan we will always have the super 8 in tulsa. yeah baby i know it ain't paris, but baby do they have cheese and peanut butter crackers and mr pibb in the vending machines of le bristol or hotel meurice. call me.
 

This dude has more mack smack down than any of you pussy dreamers on this site. Even though he dresses like another ass fucking Hollywood hipster. What can you do, chicks out here love this crap. Evolve or wank!
 

Yes, David Silver. That's not a typo. He got mad skillz.
 

Yes his initials are B.A.G, and dresses like a stage 1/2 douceh, but on the other hand he always seems to have a smile in his face when he is just done banging Fox that shows he appreciates what's going on. Plus he did fight Terminators recently so it's hard to really hate him.

Then again he was on 90210....
 

There is a reason his initials are B.A.G.
 

Nothing to worry about. They've been dating for ages, yet she has mysteriously "called off" their engagement now she's suddenly become a big name in her own right.

She's a user and he'll be toast the moment she's finished the movie he's co-producing for her
 

medusa all hail oblongata, i agree the point of beauty, not attractiveness per se, but beauty in its rawest form, is that it is generic, it can be projected upon. beautiful people can be made by the observer/user into anything you want them to be.

ever known a beautiful woman, or guy in your case perhaps, that wasn't a great liar. they learn fast to shut up and take what is given and be what the person thinks them to be. its a passive agressive form of control. the more a person makes up about them, the more they are wrapping that person around their finger..

in my experience most of the beautiful women(its not a huge sample) i have been around were kinda oblivious to it consciously but they were aware of how to use it.
 

Anon. said "What can you do, chicks out here love this crap. Evolve or wank!". Gentleman there is a mole in our midst.
If this is evolving I am going back to crapping on Anon.'s lawn immediately.
BAG is the reason for this site. Hotts are obviously unable to decipher doucheitude from attitude.
There must be accountability for this type of douche to bag ratio.
Even though her beef pit is foul and fetid, I will still listen to her drone on about how hard her day was on set while I scrub her back with a tender yet manly stroke.
 

Thank you, Medusa!
 

@medusa

I'm going to invite Christina Hendricks over to the playpen later. And by "invite," I mean "drug," and by "drug," I mean watching my Mad Men DVDs without any pants on.
 

Ahh...girls feel safe around homos...you know girlfriends...
 

Megan Fox permanently has that porn star grimace.
 

Megan Fox is certainly NOT hot.
The bitch has fake tits and her whole image is based on her transformers persona. Shes a nobody, and since the movies she has played in required more whoring than acting, we have yet to see if she has any talent as an actress.

I would understand it if someone wanted to fuck her but to become infatuated with her or call her beautiful? Thats absurd.

Call me a pessimist if you want but I believe there are no more divas like Monica Bellucci and Edwige Fenech. Maybe Charlize Theron is the one of the last specimens of truly voluptuous actresses.

I can't understand peoples obsession over this woman. Honestly, if Fox is considered hot, whats your opinion about Emmanuelle Chirqui and Danneel Harris, that are truly gorgeous?
 

Hott is in the eye of the beer holder
 

I don't understand why everyone is so nuts over Megan Fox. Sweaty and greasy doesn't equal hot (see her 'performance' in Transformers). Just looks like every other gina from the foodcourt.
 

Don't mess with Derek Reese!!
 

@ Mr. White 5:27

I'll bring a chocolate cake.
 

They broke up some time ago.
 

Look out for Megan's upcoming flick "Jennifer's Body"... out on 9/18/09... We'll finally get to see if those sweater puppies are real or not (gratuitous tit shot included in the movie)... Can we call bets now? I bet fake.
 

He's a pretty decent dude. I was a waiter in LA for a couple of years and he was probably the nicest "celebrity" I ran into. Good tipper, seemed like a decent fellow. He does have a douchey look going.
 

And Christina Hendricks? By the Hollywood standard, she is "disgustingly obese". Well, if that's what disgustingly obese looks like, smear me in chocolate cake and throw me at it.

Yeah, what he said. Meanwhile, I'll be in my bunk.

Redheaded boobies!
 

Ok Anon @1:13, evolution is based on the concept of positive genetic traits. Stronger, faster, smarter, tougher, etc.

The idea is that those who possess those traits will pass them on and give their offspring a better chance of surivivng, which pushes the species forward over time.

The problem is that the bags are demonstrating inferiority with their inability to attract a mate under their own merits.

So while those with worthwhile traits are having kids at a manageable level (IE SLOW) the bags and bleeths are popping them out as fast as the government can send checks to take care of them.

So it's devolution.

BTW I liked TSCC, it's a shame to hear it got cancelled.
 

You know, he does dress like a douche but the Terminator show was one of my favorite shows on TV and i actually liked him in it, he played a bad ass and non of his douchyness showed...i gotta give him a pass
 

^^^^^My stupid typing skills its supposed to be "Douche" and a half...sorry
 

David Silver is the "curling" poo. You know, the one continuous poo stick that curls forward and upward ultimately touching your balls.

It's that feeling of shock that I get when I see this clown with such hotts.
 

Who dressed the Beverly Hills Bag? Was it Helen Keller?
 

Noting the first link posted by DB1,

http://www.teenidols4you.com/blink/Actors/brianagreen/BrianAustinGreen1.jpg

I have to ask, is this the birth of the undies reveal (the "reveal" used to be a sign that you just got out of jail for possession)?
 

@ Anonymous at 2:38PM

I still pull it to Tiffer Thiessen.
 

Did I heard someone say that this guy gets a pass?
The only pass he gets is a long bomb into the path of oncoming traffic.
I would then take the Hott Pocket and wash off the brain fragments from her naked torso in the basement slop sink.
 

After a failed rap career, Green is auditioning for the role of George Michael in Wham: the musical.
 

thanks for shedding light on this. when i sent you the email i thought i was the only one.
 

Douche champion (whose initials are BAG - Brian Austin Green) does NOT deserve the powerhouse of hott that is Megan Fox.

Maybe she can get him a role as 'douche bag #2'in "Transformers 3".