Hah! I love Stranger in a Strange Land. Nice Heinlein reference!
 

This one should be posted too. Post sex? http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/07/0712_jon_jgosselinusaandaustraliaonly071209_02_x17.jpg
 

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http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/9107/douchejon.jpg

THERE!
 

never heard of him either but I guess he snagged a semi-hot Mariah Carey looking hott...the T Shirt alone shouts "suckass!" to me.
 

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In all fairness, I sincerely believe that this famously henhammered halfman is entering a douche phase not out of desire or design but rather out of reflex. Not like muscle reflex so much as the survival reflex of a man drowning in mud. This poor bastard spent so much time with the whole world watching his shrewish she-harpy wife suck every last ounce of man-will out of him like an Ethiopian kid imploding a juice box that once he was released into the sun and the light, he reacted at the reptile level, grasping whatever he needed to stabilize his identity. In a fortuitous twist of fate, part of what he grasped was a 22 year old set of hipbones. On the flip side, pillow talk with that sort of experience set could have lead Gosselin into thinking that working for Ed Hardy would indeed be "burly."

Say what you will, Gosselin landed on his feet. At most, only the pro-shewolf half of America hates him, and despite the fact that his only real skill is centering his neck under the knee of his ex, he's landed a fat gig that will probably keep him doughy, happy and neck deep in pink until about 2013. And he's going to need that paycheck, too, because eight therapists are going to get pricey.
 

Reality "stars" trying to cash in and stay relevant. Please, make this stop...
 

It's a shame you can't see his premature bald spot from here...
 

BVG slammed it square, whatever that means. I just made it up.

The 'Kate' part of his equation was a raging lunatic. I only feel sorry for the kids though, that's some serious crap they are going to have to carry around with them, knowing their psychopath mother drove their dad away. The proof is on tape.
 

@ BVG 2:50

I am standing on my chair whistling, applauding and chanting your name. Well, in my mind I am. GOD, I despise that show and my mother LOVES it. She keeps needling my sister, a mother of 2 lil'uns, that she "could learn a lot from Kate." Learn WHAT? How to be a castrating she-beast with an ice-cold vagina and a death-ray stare? How to belittle anyone within earshot, how to emasculate her supposed equal in a relationship and terrorize anyone who tries to help out with that lab-created puppy litter of hers?

Fuck her, and good on him for kicking that miserable, hatchet-faced harpie to the curb. Now she's the jello-bellied single mom of 8 kids, known to millions as a maniacal control freak and battle-ax. Good luck finding anyone to come within 60 miles of you ever again, you wretched sea hag!


...And thanks for making the rest of us look really good by comparison!
 

Skip to 1:35 and watch that psycho in action. Stay on for a moment and watch her tear him a new one about helping her clean while he's trying to help the kids carve a pumpkin.
 

@ M.O. 4:35

"Castrating"! (smacks forhead) THAT'S the adjective I was fumbling for. Well done.
 

he sorta looks like my discarded toilet tissue before I flush
 

@Baron and Medusa:

(Applause)

Since you two have left no meat for the rest of us, on the bones of this thread; I shall take that trip to the master bateroom, that I've been meaning to do since the "Your Saturday Mug' hott was posted.

Gone 'batin.
 

@ Croosh

Actually, I'm a little embarrassed that I even know who these wastes of magazine space are. But thank you.
 

From the vid Medusa linked to: "I have a little OCD, I think."

I thought "OCD" meant "obsessive-compulsive disorder," but little did I know that it also meant obnoxious cunt disorder.
 

^BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHA!
 

So I kinda heard of Gosselin due to his show and dumping his bitchy wife with the reverse mullet haircut. So how exactly does that make him an influence on clothing choices? Will there be a men's fashion line for emasculated adulterers? I hope not, because I just spent my clothing budget on pants from the Michael Jackson Memorial Collection at JC Penny's.
 

@ Medusa

"Fuck her, and good on him for kicking that miserable, hatchet-faced harpie to the curb. Now she's the jello-bellied single mom of 8 kids, known to millions as a maniacal control freak and battle-ax. Good luck finding anyone to come within 60 miles of you ever again, you wretched sea hag!"
CLASSIC!!
 

So, the fact that he was repeatedly castrated on national TV earns him an automatic nottadouche? I'm sorry, but nothing excuses taking a job at the Evil Empire.
 

the scary part is that she is so freaking typical. i have spent the better part of the weekend, on the phone with a buddy who is going through the "age 25 no pussy for me blues" and we have been talking about the various compromises in dignity required to infiltrate the vicki's secrets of the women he is meeting.

his story is damned familiar, and when i was his age, lets just say i know where he is coming from. these women require equality and chivalry without the understanding that the two don't coexist. the myth that he is a dofus who is lucky to have found such an angel is corrupting the gene pool. i would say for effed in the headedness overall its a human trait that does not contain gender bias
 

I admit it. I've seen the show.

He seems ok.

After 10 minutes and several rubber-room-style eye-bugouts, facial expressions & verbal shit-grenades, it was apparent this woman was insane egomaniacal barnacle-snatch enough to give even Genghis Khan some pause.

I don't care if Jon has a gangbang with every single pornstar in socal; he's earned the respite.
 

Well, it's quite clear that in the baghunter 2009 race BVG and Medusa are at the Obama/McCain strata with Croosh circling them like Al Gore.

The gauntlet that was thrown down on this thread leaves me far behind as a distant John Edwards. Well, I'll have my mistress to keep me warm.

And by "mistress" I mean poop/fart jokes.*



*FRRAAAAAAPPPPP!
 

"Hen-hammered" and "jello-bellied" made me weep. Tears of bourbon.
 

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The intoxicating freedom of surviving an obnoxious cunt is indeed a mighty and terrible thing; for the first year or so after the initial Mrs. Fuller I simply refused to date anyone less than 10 years younger than me (thank God I was over 28 or it could've gotten dicey). I would forgive him his doucheatude if only it would keep him in the limelight, make him smile and infuriate his famewhore ex. I only pity the children who will likely come to their own douche/bleeth infections from the trauma.
 

@darksock 10:23

that leaves me as the dennis kucinich, i promise you a first lady with a trampstamp , vote for me!
 

@ Darksock

I, too, got a kick out of "jello-bellied" although the flashback it gave me is the stuff of nightmares.

Some time ago, my baroness screamed from the TV room and, excited, I ran in to see what was up. I walked in on a clip from this. (jump ahead to about 1:45)

GLEEEE-AAAAGHH! Yes, doctor, she might be in great shape for a walking puppy mill, but it still looked like a giant shar-pei was eating its way through her back.
 

this is kinda like third world country people suing Borat for making so much money off of them.

admittedly, i wouldn't want to be third world people OR Borat.
 

I have watched the show before.

That being said, it doesn't matter how much of a flaming, nuclear harpy Kate is, Jon is still a raging douche! There was an episode where the guy got hair plugs. I knew that divorce had to be on the horizon right after I saw that.

Instead of milking the reality gravy train, maybe Jon needs a job (whatever he does). Ed Hardy? Whatever.

Me, I feel bad for the kids. The show devolved into a circus of "which reality universe will stop by for a visit this time." Poor children!!
 

i know the scare em into stopping method of imposing morality on the kids rarely works, but show that pregnancy video to a high school and watch everyone turn black and white like the reverse or pleasantville.
 

"This poor bastard spent so much time with the whole world watching his shrewish she-harpy wife suck every last ounce of man-will out of him like an Ethiopian kid imploding a juice box.."

Genius.
 

haha, that is awesome times two.
his "wife" and he got famous for being able to produce a litter of kids. because they are sick assholes..
 

That Hailey is the village bicycle. Everyone's had a ride, baby! Enjoy VD, Jon... you douchebag!
 

Jon Gosselin is the prophet of the Church of All Worlds (whose members all have 8 kids). For that he must be stoned and cooked in broth, but not eaten.
 

I greeked Kate and all she did was complain I wasn't doing it right.
 

These people are both douchebags. They are making money off their kids and spending it on them selfs. They need to stop buying $600 t-shirts and put the money in some kind of trust fund or some thing so they can pay for all the shrinks the kids are going to have to see. These people suck balls, they need to locked up.
 

FROM THE SHOW'S WEBSITE: "With sextuplets and a pair of twins, the Gosselins are hardly your typical American family. Jon and Kate are the ambitious parents of this adorable bunch and they are battling all odds to make sure their brood has a normal, happy childhood." ED HARDY = NORMAL AND HAPPY. WTF???
 

Kate's problem is Jon can't get her off with that tiny penis.

Jon's problem is Kate can't get him off with that whale's vagina.
 

BVG Nailed it. I vote for a nottadouche pass to be given in this case due to severe-bitch ex-wife leniency.
 

hey give the guy this..... this is a huge upgrade from the grim reaper they call kate
 

While most of us seem to be cutting Jon a decent modicum of slack, let's not stray too far from the reality that while he's gallavanting about Europe with his cock cozy du jour, he still has eight kids that need their daddy. Wipe it off, man up and start telecommuting, you selfish fuck. You've got a fistful of daughters that are going to be making a beeline for a stripper pole if you don't get your shit together.
 

Baron,

His daughters will be quartasian, too...

Just sayin'!