Now THATs a douchebag.
 

The look on his face as he fondled
Louis Vuitton's ball....
 

wtf?

when did gator turn into ripped limey johnny cash?
 

Spent 500k to look permanently young?!!! He's 31, and already looks mid-40s. He resembles Neil Diamond during his mid-life crisis after two botched facelifts.
 

that's not the gator... is it?
 

What a pile of penguin dung.
 

his desktop background is a picture of himself without a shirt on. That is all.
 

its overwhelming gator is to scrotery what steinway is to pianos and stradivarius is to violins.

with his plastic surgery he is slowly transforming into the old comic strip character "dondi"
 

Figures... he is from Britain. PIGS!
 

this guy is too much! GH injections aka growth hormone! what a fuckin roid head louie vution dumb shit!
 

The voice of a ten-year-old.
 

i'm not convinced. while he is certainly a raging douche, he doesn't look THAT much like the gator.

i guess it must just be the hair.

i got a particular kick out of the segment with him on the computer. shirtless pics of him seem to crop up pretty often. what a DOUCHE!!
 

That was awesome. What a clown!
 

For all the doubters, it's most def. the gator in all his glory.

This guy is my idol, I think with a little hard work my skin could look like a Louis Vuitton bag by age 31 too.

I love a sweet crib as much as the next guy, but way to spend 5000 quid on a ball you can't even use. What an idiot.

I also loved his comment about the elevator being too slow if girls have second thoughts about him. He isn't smart enough to make that up, that had to have happened to him.
 

When he picked up the "football," wasn't that really a discarded testicle? After all, he may have injected that with a lot of HGH as well.
 

Gator looks as if he's cast out of plastic... what douchetastic piece of taint. he is the seminal scrote
 

I hereby crown him "Fondouche."
 

well can't fault him on his success but..yeh he's an uber-douche!
 

Ol' Gator's starting to look a lot like Marvin Tikvah.
 

Proof that it is gator: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8agbvmnEpk
 

OK, I've had my coffee and I still want to take a croquet mallet to everything in this apartment, including The Gator. The TV, the computer, and the shelves in his ridiculous fridge. I would then smash out the windows and boot his LV "football" sailing into the Manchester night. The things you own end up owning you, Scott Alexander.

Thanks for the support Wheeze
 

Oh, it's Gator. "Scott Alexander" is indeed the name he goes by, no matter what strange, dead-looking toupee or toupee-like hair he may be sporting.

I could go into a whole rant about his spending habits and his empty, empty soul, but now I just need to be sick. What a vapid, useless piece of shit.
 

Gator is a Brit? Fucking hell! I thought that we were way behind the curve douche-wise. But to have a featured arsist from HCwDB residing here? The plague is more developed than I thought... Especially with sunglasses like that because given our weather there are about three weeks a year where shades are even needed.
 

Sweet jeebus... I will regret that Google for some time... His website. Instant rage.
 

since this thread is for favorite pinatas. here is an actual johnmayer twitter:

johncmayerI had a dream last night that young MJ was singing "Never Can Say Goodbye" in front of me. When I remembered the dream I had an insta-cry.

discuss:
 

So, he's 31 years old--not an age by which physically fit men look "old" by any means--and spends hundreds of thousands of dollars per year...to make his face...older? Really? Why is he allowed to have money?
 

Holy crap. I'm 31. This guy looks like he's Gene Simmons' grandfather. I still get carded constantly if I shave that morning.

This is justice. This is also a lesson in vanity and douchebaggery. The more vain and douchey you are, the faster you age and the worse you end up looking.
 

What's funny is if you read his little page "become successful" there is actually some truth in there. He almost sounds like a human being, IF he wrote it.
 

Now that's what I call a Council Flat!
Watch out Bulgaria! He's coming for you!!!!!!
 

I gotta give props to the Gator. When I see a photo of him, all my scrote whistles go off. But when there's a video, you start to notice that he can actually string a sentence together and maybe there's a bit of a sense of humor there and he's not a 25K millionaire - he's a millions millionaire. Oh shit.

Perhaps Gator is the epicenter of the Grieco Virus, the man that other douches want to be, but like in the Michael Keaton movie MULTIPLICITY, the further you get from the original, the more annoying and retarded they become. This would explain why The Gator is fully functional and most American club kids don't even know whose vomit is in their boxers.
 

The Oompa-fied corpse of Englebert Humperstank. Damn.
 

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Manchester must be their Long Island.
 

Immortality injections?

Conquest of Bulgaria?

A ball that matches his man purse and belt?

I am finally left utterly speechless.
 

And that's not growth hormone. It's Tom Jones' DNA.
 

I think it may be time for even Greico himself to pass the torch to this scrote. If nothing else, he's the European Representive to the Supreme Bag Counsel.....
 

Is this really Gator or did Julio Iglesias adopt a British accent?
 

BULLSHIT he's 31. That's what he's TELLING us. I guarantee he's closer to 41. WTF. Fuck him and everything he stands for. It is possible to be wealthy and successful and NOT be an arrogant, asinine, foppish caricature of a handbag.

Wanna look younger? Stop fucking tanning and injecting your body with fucking cow hormones. Wanna be taken seriously? Stop fucking with your face until you look like Wayne Newton in a wind tunnel, and stop wearing girlish accessories.
Wanna be number one? Quit treating other people like number two.

Normally I respect a self-made man, see Bill Gates and Rich Melman. But regardless of achievement, I still want to take to Gator with a potato peeler and not let up until he is a greasy, quivering pile of ribbon on the floor.

And then I would steal his sweet-ass stereo.
 

@ BVG 3:01

...Or you suppose it's like the Vampire theory from Lost Boys? Kill the head Vampire and all the other vampires will go back to normal? So, drive a wooden stake through Gator's puffy-roid chest, and all the other 'baglings will revert to their un-douched state?


...and then what would we do for entertainment?
 

Medusa 4:20 makes a compelling argument.
 

In the other Video with his TV show he says that his favorite color is ORANGE!
 

The Gator wants his own private town in Bulgaria. Never'Bag Ranch?
 

His biography:

http://www.scottalexander.tv/docs/scott-alexander-biography.php

My favorite excerpt:
"Every time I look at one of my Tattoos, even if I feel tired or ill it charges me with adrenaline to pick myself up and get on with my goals, plus if I allowed myself to slip, be off my game and be out of shape and with a failing business, I would look a complete C**T with No1 all over my body."
 

Douchebag lives on floor 'G' for Gator!
 

Mr. Potato Head called, he wants his eyebrows back.
 

No1... No 1.... no one. I think this all falls into place pretty nicely.
 

Im speechless.. what is that shit he injects himself with. Having millions, a gay pimped out flat, and a goddamn designer soccer ball wont mean shit when your heart bursts at age 45. His holier than thou attitude makes me sick. Fuck you asshole!!
 

The Frog!!! LMAO
 

The next time anyone claims the UK is more cultured than we are, I will show them the Gator.
 

I'm confused. He says he lives in the penthouse and punches the button for the 17th floor... but there's an 18th floor button clearly visible.
 

18th floor: That's either his upstairs floor, or his outdoor deck floor in a two-story condo arrangement.

Indeed, he rivals the creepie crawlies of Florida, just visualizing his total doucheitude.

Hard to go with any male who changes his hair color and makeup that much.
 

Makes me proud to be English. Arise Sir Gator!
 

is any resident of the penthouse on a high rise NOT a douchebag?

HCwDB may have boycotted Arthur Kade, and Bernard Madoff may have been recently kicked off of his NYC penthouse, the Gator is still at large. this is the battle we face, people. let's hope he dies like Michael Jackson.
 

does a 33 year old man alledgedly a fitness guru in great shape, grunt and groan reaching down to pick up a soccer ball?


i dunno, gator is aging fast.
 

Notice this is dated 6/6/06. Coincidence? I think not.
 

Gator uses tractor spark plugs as booty dildoes.
 

Gator sleeps in a tub of orange G2 and gets a marmalade rub-down every morning
 

When the Gator gets an STD it's called GatorAids
 

Gator has an air stem under his ponytail
 

Gator pees in his kitchen sink
 

Gator carves potato cocks and fries them up
 

Gator keeps two Midol in his nostrils at all times to fight off aging
 

Gator cannot pronounce the letter "R", so he says shit like 'obot
 

Thanks to Yoga, Gator can put 123 McDonalds french fries in his asshole.


But not at once.
 

Gator rolls up magazines with photos of Vin Diesel in them and fellates them
 

Gator thinks that Rockwell song is Michael Jackson
 

I can pretty much guarantee that Gator is probably closer to my age: 49. 33? Never. He looks awful, too. I may admit to moisturizing, but that's it. For someone in such great shape, he sure did seem to groan when picking up the Vuitton soccer ball. Louis Vuitton makes a soccer ball? Nice it matches his belt and shoes and wallet. Poser.

Did you catch his desktop wallpaper? A picture of him shirtless! What a fucking jackoff! My guess, tiny penis. What bolsters my guess? His complaint that the elevator (he called it a lift) was too slow so a chick might change her mind.

Nice rug, by the way. How many ferrets died for Gator's "hair" I wonder?

Gator, when I look up "tool" in the dictionary I expect to see your face there.

I'm taking bets now. I'm betting fifty bucks that Gator is dead in five years. Anyone? Cause of death? HGH and other youth potions.
 

Gator subsists on a diet of Viet Cong rag tampons marinated in peanut butter and lark's vomit.
 

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Gator is the star of this season's hot new UK reality show "Britain's Got Anus".
 

Gator plays bass in the UK's hottest new band "Manchester ThunderCockk"
 

That's "Manchester Thundertwat" actually.

I'd post their web site but then I'd bring on the Apocalypse.
 

"LARK'S VOMIT??? It doesn't say anything here about lark's vomit!!"
 

Gator meat! Man, this scrote just made me my day. I actually younger than this DB, and I am almost 50!

Gator you an empty vessel.
 

fuck you all, I rule!
 

I bet that was his mum on the phone.
I'm scared for Bulgaria, isn't there anything NATO or someone can do?
 

What a choad !! OMG. I'd like to see someone like that run over by a car and then back up over and then run over again. Let's see your money fix that ! ( PS. Maybe he should use some of his "pounds" to fix that birds nest on top of his head ! LMFAO @ U !
 

The best part of this vid is when he presses the button to get into the "lift", it's a "G" for Gator!
 

Gargantuan
Asswipe
Thats
Overly
Rich

Gross
Asshole
Trippin
On
Roids

Gay
Android
Trades
Orifice(s) for
Rum
 

DB1,

I saw this episode. It was on the BBC Americas "Britains Biggest Spendors." Mr. Scott Alexander (AKA The Gator (this can be confirmed in the Halls of Scrote)) lives in Manchester. He is a real-estate mogul and a multi-millionaire.

In the show, he bought a town in Bulgaria, and renamed it "Alexander" (his last name).

Not only is he an extreme douche, as confirmed by the clip (which is from 2006, hence the dark hair, different from the blonde we are used to).
 

Dammit Anon @ 3:50 that was beautiful work. Like a rutting weasel humping a lit cigarette. Get a handle and come on in man.
 

You should all thtop making fun of me. Bathtardth.
 

He does look like he is about 50. Gator's face will look like a combination of Michael Jackson and David Gest in a few years. He clearly is the antichrist.

-Douche Bauer
 

Geriatric
Advisor
Travels
On
RangeRover

Gargles
Assholes and
Tea
On
Request

Gee!
Another
Trollop
Overcompensating with
Roids

Gets
Aspirins
To
Overcome
Retardation

Girls
Avoid
Taking
Ominous
Risks

Greetings
America
Tis I
Optimus
Rimjob

Gnarly
Androgynous
T-1000
Outlandish and
Revolting
 

@ DarkSock : 7:03 PM

I'm truly honored kind sir!

(Hope you like the new ones)
 

God bless the Gator. He is the reason this site exists. It doesn't get much worse than him.

This was 2006. How has the Gator fared in the credit crisis I wonder? Well, I do more than wonder. I hope and pray with every fibre of my being that he's gone belly up and is sleeping on his friend's sofa.
 

I just shot a load all over gator.
 

I hope he stays in England
 

This type of doucheyness skates the razor thin line of evil.

There is innocent young douchebaggery and there are those who have chosen to take the ferry to Pinnochio's Pleasure Island.
 

Ironically, Louis Vuitton was once a well-respected purveyor of high-quality luggage and bags...
 

Wow, um..Wow! The pinnacle of douchiness. This guy is to choadbaggery what Shakespere is to theatre, what Sun Tzu is to war, what Edison is to invention. If there is any doubt that this is true check out his website Scottalexander.tv, or his facebook page, scott alexander: #1 and take a look at some of the pics. This man will be remembered thousands of years from now for his contributions in the field of scrotery.
 

Elizabeth Darling cries for Britannia.