that doesn't look like the same guy. tats don't match either.
 

I can't tell. Is he wearing a hat, or is that some light fixture dangling just above his head?
 

his magical eyebrows are causing it to levitate.
 

Did Bucky ethicize? Bucky was white and dorky and now seems hispanio and dorky.

Or is this an older pic and he jackson-ing himself into cracker land?
 

What is holding that hat up? Do they sell some spacer accessory for the top of your head and I just don't know about it?

Fuck Fung.
 

i think kathy bucked bucky.
 

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its a fauxhawk stiffie making the hat sit up. he's OG..."over gel"
 

I don't know if E-BLO's hair is worse or Bucky's MC Escher hat is more disturbing.

Baffling.
 

good point Ojo.

Can I get a Fuck Fish Slap up in here!!!

ah. that makes me feel better...
 

those eyebrows are indeed magical. nice call..

before i enlarged the photo, i thought Bucky was wearing a hard hat. but now i see it's a Yankees hat with a ridiculously flat brim.

i am really happy that i voted for this douchebag in the Monthly.

he certainly deserves it.


and she's a cutie pie.
 

Bucky knew something was wrong when he smacked his head hard on the bottom of a table. After all no one could know the favors he was giving out after losing the freestyle jam.

A trip to the hospital confirmed it. He'd suffered an epidural hematoma. With little time to spare, his doctors relieved the pressure on his brain the only way the could - by unscrewing the top of his skull.

With no top to his head and his brain exposed, Bucky thought things would never be the same. Until he remembered that sweet, pristine white Yankees cap.
 

yeah that doesnt look like bucky. unless he got a new tat, she got shorter, he lost weight and changed his face. same hat as the crazy skillz pic though. prob bucky's brother, phil, who's a little slow and likes to pretend he's bucky by wearing his wanksta hats and posing with his girl. hats up so high cuz he's wearing a helmet underneath, for safety.
 

To top this white shriner cap shot off, is that a prison tatoo on his forearm?
 

So, Bucky works as a mushroom guy from Super Mario Bros?
 

There is only one thing holding that hat on that noggin, it's called the "douche aura". Imagine, if you will, a halo on an angel. It's the same concept. It just sort of hovers over the douche. Bucky, you've been blessed. Now go forth & please do not multiply.
 

So she hangs out with more than 1 douchebag.

Great.
 

So she hangs out with more than 1 douchebag.

Great.
 

Arrgh! damn wifi+blogger. sorry dbl post.
 

New Bucky's apartment reminds me of Jamie Gumm's pad.
 

Definitely NOT Bucky, definitely STILL sucky. I particularly like the way his right arm is cocked in the "you wanna piece a me?" position.
 

Buckys hangin in the basement with some fine ass puss...Maybe he's onto something
 

it puts the Axe on it's skin, or it gets the hose again.
 

That's not bucky! Check the forearm tat.
Bucky be gone.
 

@ Anon 9:46

I see you. Think maybe there's a swastika quilt on his twin bed...?

I'd say not Bucky on this one as well. For what the resolution will allow, a side-by-side shows some subtle differences. Yes, the douches have many common traits to unite them in 'baggery, but each is still as unique as a snowflake on the rotting ass of a roadside deer carcass.

Not to nitpick, DB1, of course. I'm just held hostage at home until further notice, waiting on a car part. So I don't have fuck-all to do but sit here, drink coffee and act like an asshole. Not a good place for me to be....
 

I would eat the corn out of her poop.
 

If that's the Buck then he lost some weight and tatted his arm. Still, the Hott remains with him.
 

the tatts are wrong and his jawline is different, and his eyebrows are different as well. but they do share a resemblance, so I am thinking this is Bucky's older brother, Danny.

Danny is also a douchebag, but not nearly at the level of Bucky. Because
Kathy is a stage 3 bleeth, she find Danny's non-douche characteristics unappealing. Danny lusts after her, but realises he will have to get with his wee-bro's crowd which he finds revolting. So, he has himself photographed with Kathy Hott and then wanders off to work.
 

Ok, I'm a littlelate to the party here, but I don't have a TV and I don't look at sidebars on websites too much. But I just clicked on the link for ISRGOWH. A few questions, if you all could indulge me...

1. Do these guys go on the show, knowing they're going to be mocked? I know, the douche answer to that is, "Who gives a fuck, bra! I'mma be on TV and get some mad bitchezzz!" But, really. they do know what this show is, right? And they volunteer, or do they get elected? Oh, and BTW, Alphabag's girlfriend? Take a look at yourself, honey. What kind of man did you THINK you were gonna end up with?

2. Who is the narrator? 'Cause he's cracking me up.

3. Why have none of these men been executed?
 

nottabucky!
 

It might be Bucky, if he lost weight and got an new tat. His older pics don't have the upper arm tat. But that white NY hat is the same as the one with the kiss. Maybe that slut gave her new man the hat? Since we don't know the dates of any of these pics, it's hard to tell when date changes.
 

Also notice that the faux diamond earrings are the same. Check all of the pics attached to the weekly link. I'm sure this is a newer pic of Bucky who seems to have went on a diet and added a tat. So either Bucky is a scandolous whore lets her men share clothes and live in a dump (check similar paint scheem in crazy skillz pic) or this is Bucky.
 

@ pfah, 9:20 AM

Yeah, I thought it was a hard hat, too. Maybe it's a regular hat on the outside with a hard hat head strap adjustment on the inside. Custom job, perhaps.

I'm even starting to theorize that these hats have some sort of gyroscope built into them, so the person can move about while the hat stays in one place.

Otherwise, how do they achieve these 4-dimensional tilts? It's just not mathematically possible to tilt into the 4th dimension, but they seem to do so with apparent ease.
 

three months in county lock-up changes a man. that speaks volumes of what it did to bucky.

actually, i'm thinking dude doing a mocking of bucky, perhaps kathy's sweet revenge for him squirting astringent into her nethers.
 

Nice to know Bucky's penile relocation surgery was successful - it's great that he can still get an erection, even if the hat's in the way.
 

He is not Bucky. He is Patrick Poowing from the Waldettes pic a while back. Yes, Kathy is a Waldette.
 

I'm gonna say notbucky because the real Bucky couldn't handle a shirt that buttons (unless Ma helped him get ready for his latest court date).
 

What a slut!!
 

Not the same guy, but judging by the hat skills, I think we may have found a "pod of space aliens" trying to pass for guys from Southern France
It's the same girl, which makes you weep for the home life she must have endured that allow her to smile while snuggling up to both for pictures.
 

Tribute-Bucky! Kind of like Mini Kiss, but douchier.
 

Not Bucky, but probably the guy Bucky idolizes from around the block.

However, these might be the same Shilo Inn rooms where they partied and tore the roof off, y'all!!
 

'Taint Bucky.



Read that as you will.
 

I don't know if it helps us discern Bucky/Nottabucky, but she IS wearing the same shirt from the "Crazy skillz" pic and "Kathy Hott" pic. Probably the same hotel room also, just from a different angle.

So - we know she was with Bucky and Bucky/Nottabucky on the same night, in the same location, and said douchebag/bagz are, at least at some point, wearing the same Yankee cap.

If these observations are correct, that removes the possibility of a lapse in time between pics where The Buckster could have slimmed down and added ink to his person.

It's possible we have a Fraternal Twin-douche situation here, possibly the first recorded on film.

What were the names of the identical twins in G.I. Joe?
 

Upon further examination I call NottaBucky, based not only upon my observations above, but also:

Bucky wears a yellow wristband, NottaBucky wears a green one - matched Kathy's.
 

@ medusa, brilliant detective work.

Same hat different douche.

Perhaps Kathy is visually impaired and doesn't even realise there's been a Bucky switch.

Or she's a skank and is doing anyone wearing a white Yankee's cap.

Where do I buy one?
 

i see that Arthur Kade has burnt out his hair after his hairdryer short circuited.
 

So we may have two douchebags wearing the same white NY hat. It is the same night, we think, because Kathy is wearing the same dress in this pic and in the crazy skillz pic. If Bucky and this douche are both wearing matching white hats then they should both be shot.

If Kathy is banging both then she is the real douchebag(bagette) of the week.
 

How fucking big is that hat, and why?

Looks like a damned construction hardhat.
 

I just realized that she's another one with basically a single pose.
 

anon 11:12 is correct. It's Patrick Poowing. Dead on. Good eye there, anon!
 

I Know this kid! Haha I think it's hilarious! THAT IS NOT BUCKY! That's one of his douchey boys.. this kid dated the girl with the silver bikini in the 1st picture you posted of this girl in the black dress...
 

The hat? Black magic, vile unspeakable sorceries which they sold their souls for.

Was actually having a conference call with Lucifer and he was bragging about all theese dumb kids selling their souls for unlimited amounts of tanning lotion, being able to wear their hats at impossible angles, etc...

I just said so what? They're douchebags...

@Douche Wayne 12:48

Tomax & Xamot... Yeah I played with GI Joes as a kid... not liking the new ones.
 

There's a very simple, logical explanation for the hat tilt. It's not voodoo, and it's not the eyebrows.

Bucky has simply transferred the technology used in the Segway upright scooter to his Yankees hat. Is that really so surprising?
 

is it mini kiss? or nudist priest?
 

@ Ojo Rojo 9:10 am...

Why you hatin?
 

Does Bucky realise that holding his arm out at 35 degrees does not make him appear huge and muscular? Does he realise that it, in fact, increases his douchescore by the square root of the angle? He does not. He does not.
 

A crack in the space-time continuum caused the Enterprise C and Tasha Yar (who had died in the Skin of Evil episode) to return. This also caused Bucky's predecessor Barky (pictured here), to return as well. Fortunately, Barky re-entered the crack, restoring the time line back to normal.

-Douche Bauer
 

its not bucky ... (bucky's real nickname is 'nasty') lol and this one is james
 

Here's the Waldettes/Patrick Poowing post to which others have referred.

Yeah, it looks like the same guy. Same ear bling and manscaping of the eyebrows.....
 

Sorry. Despite the nearly identical suckle hotts, ths aint bucky. This one has a tattoo on the upper part of the inner right forearm. Bucky does not.

The douchocity of each remains comprable.
 

OK Anonymous, what's the story with these two? We're assuming that when the carnival was in town, Dad worked his way through the trailer park and left these two as mutant seeds in their respective mothers' belly. And what's with the same hat, same look thing? Did they not see the fat gay guy in Boogie Nights? Understand, I'm not calling them gay--I have no desire to insult gay guys. And will someone please explain the fucking hat tilt? Lastly what's up with the Waldettes? Is there some sort of wiggerish voodoo that compels them to ignore the absence of originality, style and enlightenment? Or are they just plain dumb and fortunate enough to be born with enough physical charm to make their way in life until the burden of two kids, crystal meth and dancing in stripper heels begins to wash out those over 25.
 

Nice green bracelet, fag.
 

Bucky, that bitch is a fucking oompa loompa on steroids....perfect for you!
 

wow kathy has been a solo artist so long you almost forget she was once part of a girl group. she is the diana ross...sadly i must report, the blonde from the waldettes is the supreme that quit the group and died living in the projects. of course in blonde's case quit means married a soldier, and the projects is base housing...
and died means she has 4 kids that each look a lot like different members of her husbands squad. don't tell anyone, her husband is deep in denial.
 

This aint Bucky. Check the tattoos on the forearms.
 

Maybe this guy kinda hangs with Bucky and during a late night motel party donned Bucky's hat and grabbed his girl to take a picture mocking Bucky's mad game and crazy skillz.

I can dream, can't I?
 

NottaBucky...tatts in the wrong place(s), cue ball shaped head no longer in evidence..etc. Looks like Kathy gets around.
 

I had no idea that wearing your hat and pants like a 95 year old senile geezer would one day become something young guys would emulate in hopes of being cool.
 

Hey, 69 - something I'd consider with Kathy Hott even if she's a bit orangy.
 

This guy is actually the grandson of Eraser Head from Duck Twacy. His hat hides it well.

-Douche Bauer
 

No Bucky, still a douche with a weird hovering hat thing going on though.
 

I know kathy. she's a hooker. a $250 hooker. $100 blow jobs. $50 hand jobs.