I need to see more pictures of Kathy Hott....and by more pictures I mean nude
 

that has to be the most understated Jimi Hendrix tee I've ever seen.
 

Seriously, this due has phenominal hat tilt skillz.
 

Holy crap, I didn't think it was possible for him to look any more gaytarded.


And then he pulled it off.


Bucky is the Wizard of Douche.
 

There is no God.
 

Kathy only loves him for his above ground pool and unattached garage where she parks her Pontiac Sunfire with the fuzzy pink steering wheel.
 

Gerbil Craze all in my sub-terrain
Anally things just don’t seem the same
Pootin’ funny, but I don’t know why
‘Scuse me while I kiss this guy
Gerbil Craze all around
Don’t know if he’ll come out brown
Am I queer or in misery?
What ever it is, this bleeth put a gerbil in me
Help me
Help me
Oh, no, no
 

This fool better have a 13 inch cock or I will be officially start my killing rampage in no less than 7 minutes.
 

He didn't use his mouth for that acceptance speech ( nor to sing Crucial's song ^ ).


He talks out of a never-sutured slit on his groinal area left from an unsuccessful, self-attempted. at-home hernia operation.
 

I would rather see Sid Vicious smack him over the head with a Fender P-Bass.

And by Fender P-Bass, I mean a two-ton GPS-guided bomb.
 

Kathy did her best to comfort Bucky when they found out that his crippling, repetitive stress hand injury, from his "$5 tug-tug" job, would not be covered by workers compenation.
 

Oah oah.. they dont look to happy.. Do I sense in Kathy a modicum of regret?
 

His hat tilt matches the slope on the garage in the back. I’m guessing around an 8:12 slope. Ergo, Bucky’s hat is pre-conditioned to withstand moderate to heavy snowfall.

I’m not sure what that means, entirely.

Other than the fact that he’s a gigantic douche.
 

workers compensation that is...
 

His thought bubble: "My days are numbered."

Her thought bubble: "Your days are numbered."
 

Are those straws sticking out of beer cans?

If we hung this guy it would straighten his hat. Just sayin'.
 

Damn, she's hot. My only comfort in all of this is assuming that he's a really nice guy. He's studying to become a veterinarian, he volunteers at soup kitchens, and he treats Kathy like a princess. And all of this in spite of being blind. It turns out that his mother is a sadistic witch and resents him for being handicapped, so from day one, she has dressed him to look like the biggest asshole possible. Kathy wants to point it out, but Bucky still reveres his mother and doesn't know about her bitchery, and Kathy feels conflicted about coming between them over what is, after all, a minor issue in the grand scheme of life.




More likely, he's a mouth-breathing douchebag who's on probation at his job at Jiffy Lube, and if pressed, Kathy will tell you that "he only hits me when I deserve it."
 

Yeah, props for catching the beer with straws in it, but did anyone else catch the 2nd statue to the right of Cathy that I can only describe as Tinkerball stroking a huge cock? If I'd have known Bucky had such good taste in art I would never have made fun of him.
 

@ SSS 9:35

And you are hoping he is well-hung why?
 

Bud Light through a straw, that is so cash, living the dream Bucky, living the dream.

Good eye Darksock
 

@ SSS 9:35

This was established to not be the case due to careful examination of the plastic basketball shorts picture.
 

The Buckster living it up in Douchburbia.
What's a night at his
Aunt Doreen's cost? Are the Bud's with straws included? Does he wear that lid tilt at dinner? Does he have a clothing line in the works? What no welders gloves.
Come on Fucky give the peeps what they want.....
 

I thought that was the same chick as before, but check out the nose. Completely different.
 

Love the above-ground pool...
 

Nothing says class and refinement quite as well as vinyl siding!
 

I swear that fucking hat is a different space-time continuum than Bucky's head.

AV
 

Kathy Hott must have a really low self esteem to allow herself to be photographed with this scrote. BTW Db1, please include her into the HoH now.
 

what is that HOTT doing with that TWAT??
 

Congrats Bucky!
 

Oh Good Fucking Christ. He's in a back yard in South Plainfield, New Jersey.

How do I know? I've been there. My brother in law owned this house until 1995. Same pool. Same garage. The house is a three story Victorian. Neighbors work in IT (or did then). Neighbor house is still gray.

I'm sitting here shaking my head. After making fun of the anonymous posts saying, "I dated her" or "I took her to the prom" I see a place where I've been. We never had beer through a straw.

Did anyone else note the Purple Haze t-shirt coordinates with the Willie Mays Hays pic posted by DB1 yesterday? Only me. Well... what do you expect. I've been in that backyard.
 

My guess is he's one of those guys who trades coke for pussy. He ain't getting those girls with his looks, style, or personality.
 

Dude, that ain't my beer! I swear. The bitch set me up. Damn you Kathy, and your homely friend Jane.
 

At least Kathy looks bummed out in this one. I think she is getting tired of him showing her off to his Facebook friends. She must be taking flack from her friends at this point.

That garage pool house combo in the back confirms it. New Jersey.
 

I just called my sister. She said, "It was North Plainfield, big brother."

Oops, my bad.

She refuses to go to the site and see (probably because she's afraid I'm right)! :)
 

this 'bag has no business existing in the same universe as jimi hendrix. or the brown muffin "kathy".
ugh.
 

It's refreshing to see an old-fashioned douchebag like Bucky: plump and not 'roided; silly hat-tilted and not flipped around backwards; no visible tats except when bare-chested; generally dorky appearance generated by wearing JimiHenndrix shirt. And posing in a pooled Joisy backyard instead of on a boat in some party-hot harbor somewhere.

Bucky's a man of the times, a douche on a budget. Or so it seems.
 

Is it just me or does Bucky look just like one of those 'special' kids? You know, the type that needs an extra 15 minutes to write the test.
 

Hey, is that Matt Stafford?

No?

Mark Hamill?
 

what's up bucky fuck? Does the tilted hat mean your gangsta! Do you know your retarded as hell son! The king of poser's, your the bottom of the barrel. The sweat on my balls.
 

another week with Kathy hott, another 2 weeks worth of paychecks... feel the financial noose tightening on your neck, Bucky.
 

If this is South Plainfield, then she is probably from Edison or Iselin. I thought she looked Asian-Indian, and that would just make a world of sense because Edison/Iselin has one of the largest Indian populations outside of India. South Plainfield borders Edison, and it's a straight shot down Oak Tree Rd through Edison to Iselin.

by the way - one of the most insanely awesome Indian restaurants is on Oak Tree Rd - "Moghul". Frikkin' brilliant food.
 

@Troy- I am gonna say Jewish or Italian, not Indian. As for Bucky he should stick to the trashbag chic look in his previous picture. Hefty Hefty Hefty!

-Douche Bauer
 

Kathy still looks scrumptious even after repeated exposure to DB radiation. I see Bucky has traded his basement apartment for the one-car garage with pool access.

Wait, wait a minute! I see two cans of sodas with straws. Bucky has been pussy-whipped fellas. I just don't see a reason for a man to drink anything with a straw unless he is being tempted with pussy juice later on.
 

@ Troy

North Plainfield, not South. About 2 blocks off Route 22.
 

Buckys still hittin kathey hot with the flesh hammer way 2 go bucky keep it real son
 

i kinda love that he embraces his douchebaggery. i feel like that is a small triumph for douches everywhere.
 

For real, I thought his t-shirt says 'BURPLE HAZE'. ...As a joke, y'know? Oof... I dunno... Ask Malcolm Gladwell about The Power Of Context, or something. What the hell do I know- I just spit beer everywhere, cackling with laughter, the past twenty minutes. Ahh, ego. :P